The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 469 Vacation
A mountain city is better called a water city than a mountain city.

Although this small seaside city is far inferior to other famous seaside tourist cities in scale and characteristics, the sea water here is extremely clear and basically free from pollution.Although the high-quality beach along the coast is only a corner, it has a touch of natural bourgeoisie.

There is no hustle and bustle of other seaside cities, and there are no traces of artificial chiseling inherent in the scenic spot. During the National Day Golden Week, this should be a more suitable place for kindergarten group activities.

After the plane landed, everyone came here by bus.As soon as the car door opened, a group of children left their parents and ran towards the golden beach with joy.

"Wow, this is the sea in the picture!"

"so big!"

……

"Dad, why can't I see the other side?"

"You're not tall enough, and Dad saw it."

……

"I'm going swimming!"

"You can pull it down, the water here is not as good as that in the swimming pool."

……

As a citizen living in an inland city, when I saw the sea for the first time, my heart was indescribable.Not to mention children, even adults who have never been to the beach are amazed.

The person in charge of the kindergarten shouted with a loudspeaker: "Parents, please take good care of your children, and work with our staff to create a romantic, happy, comfortable and safe holiday for the children, thank you Parents."

Li Fan and Gu Yating each grabbed a small jelly hand, stood on the beach and looked at the boundless sea, feeling the vastness of the world and the insignificance of life.

This time he went camping with his sister, which was actually a holiday for himself. Li Fan had already told Sister Jiang that if there was nothing particularly important, he would filter out all the calls for himself.

Gu Yating lowered her head and asked, "Jelly, do you like the sea?"

"like!"

"Then you use no less than 100 words to describe the sea in front of you!"

Li Fan was taken aback, Tie Lian, you use local materials, you?
The teacher also came over and praised again and again: "Yes! This girl's suggestion is good. It is a good idea to cultivate children's language expression ability in a concrete life. In this way, all children can participate, okay?

Let's describe the sea you see together, who will come first? "

Gu Yating raised an eyebrow at Li Fan, "Learn a bit, I am good at educating children."

Li Fan rolled his eyes, and he did indeed have a hand. Look at the little faces that annoy those children, piles of puckered faces.

Among the children who got together, there were also many activists, and one of the little girls jumped out instantly.At this moment, when I saw the faces of the parents, they were filled with pride and relief.

Teacher: "Xiao Yumeng comes first, everyone applauds and encourages!"

Xiao Yumeng: "Today we came to the mountain city. My parents came with me. We came from the capital city and took a big plane..."

But seeing the anxious parents, each of them clenched their fists and said silently: describe the sea!Get to the point!Get to the point! !Get to the point! ! !

Xiao Yumeng: "...we just got off the bus and saw the sea. The sea is so big, it's full of water!"

puff!
All the parents laughed.

Seeing that the little girl had shut up, the teacher asked, "Is it over?"

"It's over, teacher, have you reached 100 characters?"

"Uh, everyone applauds for encouragement!"

At this time, I saw the faces of the parents collapsed... only awkward smiles remained.

The teacher asked: "Who else will come?"

"My son will try it!"

"Okay, little fierce boy, you come!"

Xiao Mengzi was pushed into the crowd by his mother. He glanced at the crowd timidly, and then said, "Today we also came to the mountain city. Yumeng came with her parents, and so did I. They took a big plane, and we also took it. ...I can see the sea now, Yumeng is right, it is really full of water!"

"puff!"

"Ahem! My stomach hurts from laughing!"

"This little boy, this fucking knows how to copy, haha!"

……

All the parents leaned forward and back together, laughing and crying one after another.These kids are really dumbfounding!

After all, these children are only four or five years old, and some are even around three years old. It is obviously unrealistic to expect them to be able to speak well, pile up gorgeous rhetoric, and use precise words to describe the vast ocean in front of them.

It is good for children to speak 100 words neatly.If the limit of 100 characters can be used to describe the sea, then for children of this age, they can be called little geniuses.

There are also children who show their talents very early, and can show the sea in front of them in multiple dimensions through the feelings of five sense organs out of human instinct, such as little jelly.

After several children talked in a row, the teacher called the roll call, "Let's start, Little Jelly, this session was originally arranged for you."

Jelly was full of resistance, and looked at her brother, "My brother is a writer, brother, you come first!"

"It's true that your brother is a writer, but this link is for children!"

"But my brother is also a child!"

"Your brother is no longer a child!"

"My brother is!" Jelly said affirmatively, "My mother always said, 'One big one and one small two stinky kids, none of them can worry', aren't they all kids?"

"Uh... this is a test for young children, not older ones. Come on, Jelly, it's time to show off your talents!"

Jelly pouted: "Then... well. I saw the sea today, the sea is so blue, and the sea is undulating. Brother, help me count the words."

Li Fan made a gesture of OK, he was very satisfied, and thought: "It's okay, I didn't give me the word count!"

Jelly's big eyes flashed, "The sea breeze is blowing from the opposite side, you can't see the edge there, it's so mysterious. The sea surface is shining, so beautiful, uh...uh...brother!"

Li Fan: "It's already 50 characters."

Jelly is scratching his head, what should I do?I can’t hold it in anymore!
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in her head, and she came up with: "There are so many delicacies in the sea, such as hairtail, shells, prawns, and big crabs..."

Li Fan was stunned, this...

Jelly swallowed, "Brother, what fish bibimbap did we eat last week?"

“Salmon Bibimbap!”

"Yes! And salmon! They are all good companions on our dinner table! The sea is so good!"

(Well, yes, jelly is a foodie genius!)
At this moment, the parents are about to laugh and cry, and the adults all think of the scene when they held their diaries and wrote their compositions when they were young, how similar it is!

Isn’t it the same style when I wrote essays or diaries when I was in elementary school?For example: Today is Monday, and I have learned a lot of knowledge——(After copying the knowledge from the textbook)——I want to study hard and make progress every day.

The teacher laughed and clapped, "Very good, very good."

It's really okay, after all, I'm only a 4-year-old kid.

Some of these children were particularly stupid and naive, some couldn't hold back their tears, and some were obviously able to hold it back, but they were ashamed to speak.

Parents feel very proud when their children behave well, while those whose children behave poorly feel that they have lost face.

In short, the ultimate PK between family and family is often not a car house, but a child!

In the afternoon, parents accompanied their children to play parent-child games on the beach, such as human spinning top, Hot Wheels, Roman cannon, etc. Parents and children had a great time.

There were bursts of laughter and laughter on the beach, filled with happiness and warmth.

When the sun was setting, it dyed the sparkling sea red, and the floating clouds at the end of the sky were faintly blush red, as if covered with a thin layer of veil.The beach side has darkened, and the whirling coconut trees have turned dark green, but there is a mysterious brilliance floating on the other side of the ocean, which attracts people's longing.

Everyone stopped the game and looked at the gorgeous beach scenery together.

"It's so beautiful!" Jelly was fascinated.

"Sister, we can see the sea every day from now on. Brother bought a house by the sea in Shenhai City. If you want to see it in the future, you can see it every day!"

"Great!" Jelly clapped her hands bouncingly, "Then let's catch fish every day!"

Li Fan was speechless, "Can you stop thinking about eating every day?"

Jelly pouted and lowered her head, "Then what hope do you have in this life?"

The children spoke the words of adults, which caused everyone to laugh again.

Li Fan: "You have to have higher pursuits, such as aspiring to become an economist or a big star—"

"Go, go!" Gu Yating gave him a push, "Go ahead, did you have a goal in life when you were four years old? It's hard to say whether you stopped breastfeeding when you were four years old!"

Li Fan plausibly said, "You don't understand, I'm a 'brainwashing' education method. Sister, you have to have a goal, and it's okay to keep changing the goal, but you have to have a goal."

"Brother, I have a goal!"

Li Fan was overjoyed: "What?"

"Become a chef!!" Jelly raised her neck, waiting for the compliment.

"No, no, no, this won't work!"

"Why not? I want to cook the best food for the whole world! The teacher has praised me, isn't it the teacher?"

Li Fan frowned: "Absolutely not!"

Some parents half-jokingly said: "Mr. Li, you are looking down on our chef industry, haha!"

Li Fan quickly explained, "No, no, I respect chefs a lot! What I mean is, girls at your level can't do it at all, and this industry is not suitable for girls to develop at all."

Parent: "Teacher Li is right!"

When Jelly heard this, she suddenly raised her arms high, "Brother, I have a new goal!"

"Say!"

"Marry a cook!"

"Marry..." Li Fan fainted instantly.

(End of this chapter)