The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 468 Violent Jelly
At noon this day, it was foggy.

Some people said it was haze, but the weather forecast said it was fog.

In the bathroom, Li Fan brushed his teeth with his eyes closed, looking listless. It wasn't until there was a knock on the door that he rinsed his mouth and opened the door.

"Auntie, I'm coming!"

"Xiao Ting, wake up Jelly, let's eat right away."

"Okay auntie."

Gu Yating's clothes today are very simple, just jeans, sneakers, and a T-shirt. She is wearing a sun hat and carrying a backpack. She is ready to go out.

This November holiday, the kindergarten arranged a parent-child travel project to travel to the mountain city.

Li's father, Li's mother, and the others are going back to Chuncheng to deal with some demolition matters, and this important task falls on Li Fan and Gu Yating.

Gu Yating went into the bedroom and took on the important task of waking Jelly up, while Li Fan yawned and slumped on the sofa, watching the replay of "Li Fan's Talk Show" distractedly.

The third episode of "Li Fan Talk Show" was broadcast last night. The theme of the third episode is "Social Morality", which talks about many problems that are often encountered in life, such as giving up seats on buses, grabbing seats, Square dance in the basketball court, high-speed rail seats and other hot news.

After this episode of the program was broadcast, another batch of golden sentences that were popular in previous lives were exposed in this time and space, and continued to refresh the Internet:

It's not that old people get bad, it's that bad people get old;

As a typical failure, you are too successful;

God sprinkled morality all over the world, but you just opened an umbrella;

……

Moreover, according to the previous sentence "forgiving them is God's business, our task is to send them to see God", Li Fan made a new sentence: "God will forgive them, because that is his job."

In a 40-minute program, Li Fan once again contributed more than 20 wonderful quotes, and the standard of the program remained unchanged.

The industry's previous concerns about the durability of the show's excitement were not valid.

Since the third episode of the program, the ratings have continued to rise, and the ratings of the third episode have reached 4.7.As for Mango Network TV, the total broadcast volume of the three episodes has reached 5 million. It is estimated that many people have watched it more than once.

Shonan Satellite TV was so happy that the ratings of "Li Fan's Talk Show" were equivalent to the sum of "Quick Book" + "Tian Tian" + "City of Fantasy", and it was almost as high as the ace hit variety show "Daddy". "Where to Go" is 1.5 times as much.

After the third episode of the program was broadcast, the industry is also studying the success of "Li Fan's Talk Show", and several satellite TV stations have already made plans to make the next batch of "Li Fan" popular.

Some TV stations have even started poaching people, and they are targeting Li Fan's studio.

Although the author wrote about Li Fan's name, the industry believes that this must be a means of "creating gods" for publicity purposes.Li Fan's manuscripts for each issue must come from the studio's screenwriters.

Everyone has well-documented, one of the simplest truths, if the scripts of the three episodes currently being aired are all written by Li Fan, without the contribution of other screenwriters, then why do you hire screenwriters?And these screenwriters are still very famous in the industry!Please come and don’t need to offer it?White-collar salary?Obviously unreasonable!
right?
So, once this simple truth is revealed, the industry definitely believes that Li Fan's talk show script must be ghostwritten by the screenwriters!Even if there is Li Fan's own contribution, it may only contribute a small part of the manuscript, and it is a very small part.

After all, screenwriters are professionals when it comes to creating comedies, and that's what they do.

There are two TV stations secretly coming to the capital to scout people. Sister Jiang is like a mirror, but she pretends not to know and is ready to be an adult.

When the screenwriters handed in their resignations, Sister Jiang smiled and squeezed their hands: "I wish you a bright future and a prosperous career!"

This is so sincere!After all, taking the initiative to resign saved her a lot of money.

The lunch at home was ready, and after the food was set, Gu Yating also slipped out the little jelly.

Father Li chewed the peanuts and asked, "Xiaofan, it was the first time I taught the freshmen yesterday, can you suppress the class, they didn't turn against me?"

"How dare they! Although these children have made a lot of money, it is still very easy to treat them."

Gu Yating was taken aback: "Children? Some of them are older than you!"

Li Ma: "Can you suppress them? They are all the same age, why do you suppress them?"

Li Fan stopped his chopsticks and thought about it seriously, and said boldly: "It should be the charm of personality!"

"Personality charm? I didn't see personality charm, but I saw personality flaws. Don't step on the chair when you eat!" Li Ma reached out and hit Li Fan's left foot that was stepping on the chair.

Seeing this, Jelly also quietly removed her little feet from the chair, smiled at Gu Yating with her big eyes flickering, and stuck out her tongue.

"This time you go to the mountain city, you must listen to your brother and sister-in-law, you know?"

"I know, I'm always obedient, and my teachers and classmates like me."

"You are talking nonsense with your eyes wide open. Your teacher has told me that you are the best in the class! Tell me honestly what mistakes you have made recently, and tell me one by one. If it is different from what the teacher told me, look at it. I will not punish you for copying ancient poems!"

Jelly's dark eyes flashed with sparkle, she pursed her lips and stopped talking.

"Say!" Mama Li stared.

"Uh... I knocked over the water dispenser and broke it, but the teacher said I don't need to pay for it?"

"Don't pick it up lightly, keep going!"

"Nana's dress made me dirty, but I washed it for her!"

Seeing another scam, Mama Li said: "Continue!"

"I... I fought!"

Li's mother's face was tense: "Hey, you are so young and you still dare to fight? Who are you fighting with and why? Tell me!"

Father Li silently interjected from the side: "Are you not hurt?"

Jelly cried "Wow" and cried out in tears: "Xiao Mengzi said that his father is the most handsome man. Obviously my brother is. Xiao Mengzi is unreasonable and says that his brother is not as handsome as his father. Isn't this a lie?" ?Then I beat him up!"

"That's right!" Li Fan said excitedly as he clapped his hands.

"Shut up!" Li Ma glared at Li Fan, and then said, "You are fighting with your friends because of this?"

"I...my...brother is obviously the most handsome man."

"Come on, sister, eat a chicken leg!" Li Fan put a chicken drumstick into his sister's bowl.

After being kicked by his mother with a "bang", Li Fan giggled and got up to pack his luggage.

Li Ma continued to ask: "Say, what else is there besides fighting?"

"Uh... gone."

"No? Is it your fault to turn off the lights and eat snacks at night?"

Jelly's teary eyes flashed, "Does that count?"

"Correct!"

"Hey!" Jelly sighed pitifully, "It's hard to be a human being!"

puff!
Everyone in the room burst into laughter.

Li Ma suppressed her laughter and asked, "What else, tell me!"

"Uh... ah..." Jelly suddenly burst into tears, "Brother, should we go? Don't let the school wait for us! Although you are also a wrist, the influence is not good!"

Everyone laughed instantly.

Mama Li was so angry that she was speechless.

Li Fan and Gu Yating took the jelly and left. Father Li asked suspiciously, "Hey, how do you know that the child eats snacks at night?"

"How do I know? I don't need to know? I can think of it stupidly. If you let her let go, she can eat up our supermarket."

"Look at you, say that again! Can you be gentle with your children in the future, and educate them with warmth! "

"Warm education? Warm education, your daughter can go to heaven! Hey, why is this child getting better and better as she grows up? It's much more difficult to manage than her brother when he was young!"

"I'm telling you, this is a good thing on the other hand, a coward has no future!"

"You just get used to it, you dead old Li!"

……

After the start of this semester, Jelly will live in the kindergarten and go home every Saturday and Sunday.

This kindergarten is very expensive, because it is an aristocratic kindergarten, and the annual tuition fee is about 30.

Even such a high fee cannot stop some ordinary families from trying to find ways to send their children to this famous kindergarten.

On the way to the kindergarten by taxi, Li Fan and Gu Yating took turns educating Jelly, hoping that the child would have more correct values.

Jelly held her elder brother and sister-in-law by her little hand, listening quietly, and then fell asleep quietly again.

The car stopped near the kindergarten, and the driver said, "Mr. Li, there are too many private cars ahead, why don't you..."

"Okay, let's take a few steps."

"Thank you!" Seeing the guests get out of the car, the driver quickly turned around and drove away. All the cars parked here are luxury cars, Maserati, Lamborghini, Bentley, Porsche... It will be troublesome if they bump into each other!
Li Fan and Gu Yating led Jelly towards the school gate. Jelly suddenly pointed to a group of children at the school gate, and she said, "The one in the plaid shirt is Xiao Mengzi."

Li Fan knelt down and grabbed his sister's little hand, "Do you remember what I told you?"

"Remember!"

"Go then!"

Jelly ran to the school gate and shouted, "Little Mengzi!"

The child turned his head abruptly, seeing that it was a little jelly, his body immediately bounced back, and silently took a step and a half back.

Gu Yating chuckled, "It seems that our little jelly is the best in school!"

Li Fan shook his head fiercely, "No, no, our sister must be very gentle!"

But seeing, Jelly said again: "Xiao Mengzi, listen to me—"

Little Mengzi looked pitifully towards his parents behind him, casting his eyes for help.

Jelly: "Xiao Mengzi, I want to say sorry to you. I shouldn't fight with you. Everyone's parents are the most beautiful people in the eyes of children. My brother is the most handsome person in my heart. Your father is your father." The most handsome person in my heart, none of us is wrong...uh, uh..."

It's over, Jelly just remembered what her brother taught, and she couldn't hold back anymore, and finally said helplessly: "Anyway, I was wrong, I'm sorry, can you forgive me? Can we still be good friends?"

After Jelly finished speaking, she bent her waist and bowed deeply.

Xiaomengzi's father said: "Look at other children, how obedient they are!"

The mother also said: "You are obedient and cute! Little Mengzi, why don't you shake hands with Little Jelly? You are not allowed to fight in the future."

Xiao Mengzi said miserably: "I didn't fight her either, I... I was beaten all the time."

Xiao Mengzi's father couldn't help covering his face, it was so embarrassing!

(End of this chapter)