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Chapter 461 Applause
Shonan Satellite TV came to investigate ahead of time, which was beyond Li Fan's expectations. They had preliminary contact with Shonan Satellite TV before. Shonan Satellite TV is very interested in this program, but the current program schedule is full. This program is scheduled to be broadcast after the Spring Festival next year.

Of course, this is only a preliminary discussion during the meeting.As for whether Shonan Satellite TV can get the copyright, the studio has not yet decided. After all, there are nearly ten TV stations such as Jisen Satellite TV, Beijing Satellite TV, and Shanghai Satellite TV that have shown strong interest in this program.

On the stage, on the big screen, interviews with citizens appeared. Of course, this video was staged.

Reporter: "Excuse me, do you plan to buy a house in the near future?"

Passer-by: "Why buy a house? After buying a house, only one place is mine. If there is no house, the whole world is mine!"

(The man rolled his eyes, quite bold.)
……

Reporter: "Excuse me, do you and your lover plan to get married recently?"

"Yes!" The man looked at his girlfriend happily.

The girlfriend asked shyly, "Then when?"

"Wait for a while, when the house price drops again."

Girlfriend's desperate face: "..."

……

Reporter: "If you win 500 million, how do you plan to spend it?"

Passerby: "Repay Zhaoyang's mortgage first!"

Reporter: "What about the rest?"

Passerby: "Return the rest slowly!"

reporter:"……"

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After the video was played, Li Fan said: "Look, this is the voice of the general public. No matter how much anger and complaints we have, we basically must buy a house. This is determined by our national conditions and folk customs.

Although there are many unbearable aspects of the real estate industry, such as tofu dregs projects, holding houses for sale, deceiving owners, driving up housing prices, and false propaganda...

Although we have worked hard to buy a house at a sky-high price, we may still face various problems, such as house leaks, wall cracks, fine decoration traps, etc.

But we also had to buy a house, bite the bullet and buy a house.

I once fell into a mood of grief and indignation. A religious relative persuaded me, saying that we should forgive the developers with a compassionate heart.

forgive?No!no way!
It is God's job to forgive them, our job is to send them to God! ! "

Whoa!
The applause at the scene reached a bubbling moment!
"It is God's job to forgive them. Our job is to send them to see God. I will go. This sentence is too harsh!"

"I want to send them to God too! Haha!"

"I'm convinced, this passage will become a classic!"

"Domineering in anger, beautiful!!"

……

Amid the warm applause, Li Fan continued: "At the end of the show, I would like to say something from the bottom of my heart.

We have to work hard, we have to struggle, we have to go forward bravely on the road of hard work, and we have to have the belief in fighting a protracted war.

Everyone should know that life is like a super girl, and the ones who survive until the end are the pure men! "

The audience laughed knowingly, that's great, the super girl was also ridiculed, but it makes sense to "catch up"!
Li Fan: "No matter how bad the future is, we must have our dreams, what if the hell happens!

Thank you all, this is the end of this program, welcome to watch the next program, keep your ticket stubs, see you next time! "

As soon as Li Fanfu bowed, the audience in the audience stood up and applauded like a tide like water!
"Li Fan, awesome!"

"I can't hear enough, I'll come back next time!"

"I'm so addicted to scolding, scold him to death!"

"These tickets are worth thousands of dollars!"

The real estate boss wiped his tears silently, what is it worth?Dare not scold you!
……

Huang Tao, the program producer of Shonan Satellite TV, applauded and whispered to the people around him: "We have to decide on this program, at any cost!"

Xiao Zhao: "It's really exciting, there are jokes everywhere, the key is that I haven't heard it before! It's so fresh!"

Huang Tao nodded: "Especially the sentence 'Dreams are necessary, what if you see a ghost?'"

"Brother Tao, I like the phrase 'Forgive them is God's job, our job is to send them to see God!'"

"Hello!"

"My sentence is wonderful!"

"'It's still the same sentence'Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?' Interesting!" Some audience members who didn't know him also interjected.

The stage ended, and the audience began to leave one by one. Everyone was discussing tonight's program enthusiastically.

"This program is so enjoyable to watch. I hate the developers so much."

"Spicy, stern, and spit it out with humor, which is great!"

"I want to send them to God too!"

"Tell me, why is Li Fan so talented? How did you make up this passage?"

"Don't forget, this once haze!"

"Just watch, these jokes will definitely become one of the best quotes this year!"

One of the best quotes of the year?Please remove "one"!It should be the best golden sentence collection of the year!
In previous lives:
Life is like a super girl, and those who survive to the end are all pure men - this sentence is a joke of the grandparents, who doesn't know it?
I'm sorry, it's God's business to forgive them, and my job is to send them to see God-who doesn't know this sentence?
Dreams are necessary, what if you see a ghost?

Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?

Welcome to Beihe Mobile!
"Through my own efforts, I finally inherited my father's property".

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Which of these classic jokes from previous lives didn't make you applaud when you first saw them?Which one is not familiar to everyone?Which one is not all the rage and widely read?
Everyone can hear the cocoons in these jokes, and they have been fully disseminated on the Internet. As long as they are Internet worms, basically no one has never heard of them.

However, there are no such jokes in this world!

In this world, these jokes were all hotly produced on the stage just now. Everyone has never heard of them before. It's no wonder the audience didn't applaud.

After all, this is the crystallization of the wisdom and humor of the vast number of netizens in the previous life! How can we underestimate the long-term crystallization of humor and wisdom of a population of more than one billion?

What is an excellent joke?Excellent jokes are rare!
For example, the Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala is held every year, and a few golden sentences will be popular every year. 1988's "Leadership, Colon", 1989's "Sima Tank Smashed"... 2000's "Little Man, I Don't Know You When You Put On Your Vest?" and so on.

Widely circulated golden sentences are extremely rare, and only a few become popular in a year. It is considered a success if an excellent sketch contributes one golden sentence, for example, "Haiyan, you should be more considerate!"

But in Li Fan's talk show, countless classic jokes from previous lives that were highly liked and recognized by the public were collected together and organically combined, which naturally brought endless freshness and fun to the people of this world.

To be honest, if this talk show was broadcast in the previous life, the audience would definitely cry: "Old stalker!"No innovation!It was there when my grandpa was little!I want a refund!
However, the people here have never seen these jokes. Everyone raised their thumbs high at this time, only to realize that the person on the stage is a fucking crooked talent!
Of course, a talk show or sketch is a stage art, and stage performance talent determines the brilliance of the work.

The same line has different effects when spoken by different people, depending on the level of the performer.

Just like a sketch line, it falls on paper, it is dry and emotionless, and a 10-point "laughing fruit" may only show a 3-pointer.But if a comedian performs it, he can express the 3-point "laughing fruit" to 10 points.

This is the gap.

As for Li Fan, although he has little stage performance experience, he reads a lot of books, gives a lot of speeches, and participates in a lot of variety shows...

Does this have anything to do with stand-up performances?It doesn't seem to matter too much.

It has no essential relationship with ordinary people, but it does with Li Fan!
Because, for the kind of people with extremely high talents, their ability to understand by analogy is extremely high, and they are better than ordinary people at drawing experience from various similar things.

Therefore, Li Fan's first talk show performance can reach 9.5 points in performance, and there is still room for improvement.

……

Li Fan stepped off the stage amid the cheers of the audience, and he clapped hands with the staff one by one to celebrate.

"Li Fan, great job!"

"Teacher Li, perfect!"

"The first episode is done, it's great!"

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The cameras of Beijing Comprehensive Channel followed, Li Yongdao: "Congratulations, Mr. Li, the first episode of the program was a success."

Li Fan hurriedly said, "Thank you!"

"I was laughing so hard in the audience, especially the joke about the lamp god, it's a stroke of genius!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "It's nothing, I made Brother Yong laugh."

"It's really a 'joke', haha!" Li Yong asked again, "Mr. Li, I have a special question that I want to ask now. Should I wait for you to rest and do the interview, or—"

"Brother Yong, tell me."

Li Yong: "My special question is, are you not afraid of offending people with such a sarcastic talk show? Developers may not like to listen to it!"

Li Fan smiled: "I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much about what they like to hear!"

puff!
Laughter broke out in the background, and applause broke out again.

Well, another golden sentence.

Li Yong laughed, "You just opened your mouth, your mouth is too sharp!"

(End of this chapter)