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Chapter 436 Extreme Challenge (4)

There was a gunshot, and a straw bounced from the muzzle to the ground.

Li Fan leaned down, picked it up, and saw that there was a roll of paper inside the straw. With a light tap, the roll fell out.Before Li Fan could open it, Guan Tong and Zhao Yinger's heads came together.

When I opened it, there was a line written on it:

Please sing the following songs, supplemented by moving demeanor and graceful dance.After the completion, the guests can make a request, and the other party must meet your request, otherwise, they must meet the requirements in the lyrics.

Li Fan glanced down, it was a nursery rhyme: "If you love me, just hug me".

"Ah?" Li Fan resisted.

Sun Lei asked suspiciously: "What do you mean? Can I go?"

Staff member: "You can't go yet, Teacher Li has shot, please ask Teacher Li to sing, this song can determine your fate."

Sun Lei said: "What song? Sing it!"

Guan Tong and Zhao Yinger are ready to watch the excitement:

"Sing, dear!"

"It's up to you to get the gold bars back. I'll find you an accompaniment." Zhao Yinger took out her phone and started looking for an accompaniment.

Li Fan suggested: "Shall we let these two girls sing?"

Staff: "Mr. Li, you fired the gun, please start your performance."

Zhao Ying tapped her phone at this moment, "The music is here, let's start."

"It's time to show your real skills!" Li Fan took a deep breath and started singing.

"Mom and Dad, if you love me, spend more time with me.

……

My mother always told me that my parents love me the most.

But I always don't understand what love is.

Dad always told me that Mom and Dad love me the most.

I always do not understand, what is love. "

"Ms. Li, add dance moves. Expression, pay attention to expression!"

"If you love me, stay with me, if you love me, kiss me.

If you love me, praise me, if you love me, hug me.

......"

"Ms. Li, make your expression more exaggerated! Right!"

The song is finally over.

Li Fan turned off the music player, he looked around, Guan Tong and Zhao Yinger had already walked away from him several steps away with disgust on their faces.

The staff of the program group who successfully played tricks on the guests are still covering their mouths and laughing.

Staff: "Congratulations, Teacher Li, the task is completed, please ask Teacher Sun Lei."

Sun Lei quit: "Why, why should he ask me for singing and insulting my ears?"

Li Fan: "Brother, I traded my dignity for this!"

"Okay, let me hear what you want, as long as you don't move my gold bars, you can talk about anything."

Zhao Ying'er: "When did it become yours?"

Guan Tong: "That's right, return our gold bars!"

Li Fan: "Yes, my request is to return the gold bars."

Sun Lei quit: "No, that won't work!"

Staff: "You must meet Teacher Li's requirements, if not, unless..."

"Unless what?"

Staff member: "This link is designed in this way. As long as Mr. Li sings this song, he can make a request to you. You need to satisfy him. If not, you have to meet the request in his lyrics."

The request in the lyrics?A bunch of lyrics flashed through Sun Lei's mind:
If you love me, kiss me...

If you love me, hug me...

If you love me, stay with me...

Hey, do you want to... Hey, I can't talk about it, it's too disgusting, well, let's return the gold bars to others.Money is small, fame is big!
Sun Lei turned his head suddenly: "What is the lyrics, I forgot, you sing it again."

Li Fan: "Huh? You're lying!"

The staff immediately said: "Then please ask Teacher Li to sing it again. Teacher Sun Lei must pay attention!"

Li Fan looked at the show crew with evil smiles on their faces, and suddenly felt a strong sense of malice coming from them.

Sun Lei suggested: "This time I will dance the Northeast Yangko version!"

Guan Tong nodded sharply: "This is good!"

Zhao Yinger clapped her hands: "I'm looking forward to it!"

Li Fan was sweating profusely, dare you, are you all playing tricks on me?Wait for me to come back with revenge later, just wait.

Li Fan started singing and dancing again, and Sun Lei was about to return the bag when two people suddenly appeared behind him, Huang Bo and Cheng Yufei.

Huang Bo asked: "What's going on?"

"Hey, Marshal Huang, that's what happened," Sun Lei said after telling the story, "Is it disgusting?"

"It's disgusting! Well, give it back to others."

Sun Lei: "Xiao Fan, stop singing, I'll give it back to you."

Li Fan was ready to pick it up cheerfully, only to hear Cheng Yufei say: "Wait a minute! We formed an alliance before, can we do it for Brother Lei?"

A smirk appeared on the assistant director's face, and he said: "In principle, it's not possible, but you have formed an alliance... Well, if you have a strong will—"

"I have a strong will, for gold bars, Mr. Li, here I come!"

"No, I have a girlfriend!"

Cheng Yufei counted while walking: "What's there? Accompanying, kissing, hugging... Well, for the gold bars, I'll bear it!"

"I can't bear it, are you really coming?" Li Fan was startled, "I admit it! If I don't ask for it, just pretend I didn't!" Li Fan hurriedly withdrew.

Staff member: "Teacher Li's second shot missed, no casualties! Teacher Li, don't leave in a hurry, change your gun!"

Li Fan glanced at the pistol, changed it again and again, and threw it directly on the ground, not wanting it anymore.

Li Fan, Guan Tong, and Zhao Yinger came to a cafe and waited for Jia Yun while drinking coffee.

Just when the two girls expressed deep sympathy for Li Fan, Jia Yun opened the door and came in.

High-heeled shoes, a cheongsam, a shawl, and a small puppy in her arms. Jia Yun also wore a pair of retro sunglasses, and she looked like a lady.

Zhao Yinger exclaimed in shock: "Dog!"

Jia Yun tossed it away: "Here you are!"

It turned out to be props.

Li Fan asked: "Sister Yun, do you know where the treasure map is?"

"I do not know!"

"You must know, don't lie to me."

"I really do not know!"

Guan Tong asked: "The movie "Perfume is Poisonous" will be released on June 6, right?"

"Yup!"

Guan Tong began to analyze: "We found two numbers, one is 19, and the other is 5. The nineteenth of the fifth month in the lunar calendar is the 6st of June in the solar calendar. Therefore, there is only one truth. You are directly related to the treasure map!"

"Wow, are you so powerful?"

Guan Tong said without shame: "Then you have a look."

Li Fan pulled her, "Hey, what does it have to do with you?"

Guan Tong said: "This is your guess, but I made the decision to verify it!"

"I really don't know where the treasure map is. Listen to me first, I have to connect the plot." Jia Yun brewed his emotions, "Adjutant Li! Do you know how much I admire you? You are so handsome and unrestrained , suave, elegant, courteous and courteous, considerate of people's sentiments... You have so many advantages, I can hardly describe them all."

"You told me you were sorry," Li Fan smiled brightly, "Say the key points."

"The point is, you saved me and I want to repay you, so I am yours. According to the outline, strictly speaking, I am your woman."

"No, no, pick the point."

"Ah, I see. You are handsome! You are handsome!!! You are handsome!!!"

"Thank you!"

The girls collapsed.

Li Fan: "Let me correct it again. Looking at the development of the plot, there are loopholes in the above words. You are one of my women. Thank you to the program team for fulfilling my childhood dream."

"When I was a child? Don't dare now?"

"It's not that I don't dare, but that one flower occupies all my sight, and I can no longer see other flowers competing for beauty."

All the girls want to vomit.

The door of the coffee shop opened again, Luo Zhilin ran in in a panic, and hid under Li Fan's table.

"Brother Pig, what's the matter?"

"Hush! Sheep and Mr. Huang are chasing me."

Li Fan suggested: "Alliance?"

"What's the benefit of being in an alliance with you?"

"You are not qualified to negotiate terms with me?" Li Fan glanced at Zhang Xing who was looking around outside the window, and shouted: "Zhang Xing!!"

Luo Zhilin hastily tugged on Li Fan's trouser legs, "Alright, make an alliance, make an alliance."

"You owe me a favor."

"Good good."

Zhang Xing opened the door and came in, "Hey, are you all here? Did you see Brother Zhu?"

Li Fan said frankly: "I saw it, it's under the table."

"what?"

Just as Zhang Xing was about to come over, Li Fan said again: "Do you believe this too? Sure enough, you are the most innocent in the Xtreme Men's Gang."

"Oh, I'll go first." Zhang Xing turned and left.

Luo Zhilin got out of the table, wiped his sweat, "You scared me to death, hey, where is your gun?"

"I lost it, where is your gun?"

"I lost it too. You know what, I fired a shot and a note popped up asking me to sing "Itch" and dance!"

"itch"?Still have to dance?Just thinking about this picture makes me angry.Li Fan instantly regained his balance.

Eh?No no no! "itch"? "If you love me, just hug me"?
Li Fan asked, "Is it just the two of us with guns?"

"Yes!"

"Oh!"

"Your family of four is really happy. I have to find a girlfriend too. Let's go, Tiemeng. Don't worry, I will help you become a handsome man!" Luo Zhilin patted his butt and left.

Seeing that the door of the cafe was closed, Li Fan said to the three actresses: "The next clue is here! It's Guan Tong!"

"It's me? Why?"

"How did you know?"

Li Fan analyzed: "Pay attention to these two songs. In the lyrics of "Itch", the 21st word is 'blue'. In the lyrics of "Love Me, Just Hug Me", the 12th and 13th words are both" many'.

'Lan Duoduo' is Guan Tong's most famous character, so the second clue should be Guan Tong! "

"I'll go, is this okay?"

"God, how did you think of it?"

……

The staff who followed the film were also dumbfounded, thinking of it in a moment?This clue prompt is a bit biased, no other auxiliary clues are used, can you think of it?
It's not too biased, Li Fan just thinks that the singing part designed by the program team may not just be a spoof of him and Luo Zhilin, it should have a deeper meaning.

Now that he thought of this, the part of singing before flooded into his head in an instant, and the two songs were also intertwined in his mind.

Countless questions popped up immediately:

Does singing have any other purpose?
What is the connection between the two songs?

……

When the lyrics meet, the answer comes out in seconds.The second clue is Guan Tong!
The photographers and assistants who followed the film said in their hearts:

Bravo!This is the real magic operator. Things that seem to be irrelevant can be associated with you in an instant, and you can easily break the game you have designed with great difficulty.

This is better than Teacher Huang!If Mr. Huang is a magic fortune teller, then Mr. Li is a magic fortune teller Plus, and it has to be a rich gold color!
Too bad!
"The treasure map is related to me? I really don't know!" Guan Tong said.

Jia Yun also said, "I don't know either!"

Li Fan said: "Don't worry, the truth will come to light. Let's work separately to look for clues."

A group of Li Fan and Guan Tong, Zhao Yinger and Jia Yun left the cafe and searched for clues separately.

While Li Fan was joking, his cell phone rang loudly, and it was Sun Lei who suddenly called and said he wanted to surrender.

"Okay, I'm near the cinema, let's meet at the entrance of the cinema."

When Li Fan came to the entrance of the cinema, Sun Lei also ran over in a panic, and said, "Xiao Fan, form an alliance!"

Li Fan said: "Steal my gold bars, and I still form an alliance with you?"

"It's just a few gold bars. Let's form an alliance. I'll help you become a commander. All the gold bars in the commander's mansion belong to you. Let me tell you, Huang Bo doesn't know where he got them. Fifteen or six gold bars."

"Didn't you form an alliance with Huang Bo? Why did you switch sides and help me?"

"Because you are handsome! Huang Bo is so ugly, we are not the same way, I, King Yan, must form an alliance with the most handsome person in order to be successful, are you right?"

"This reason... I can't refuse!"

Guan Tong is about to cry, these two smelly and shameless buddies...

Li Fan said: "After I become a commander-in-chief, I must find the treasure map. After finding the treasure, we will split half!"

"I don't want money!"

"No money? Then what do you want?"

"Well, after you become a commander in chief, the first thing you can do is help your brother solve life-long problems first?"

"Brother Lei, you fell in love with Cheng Yufei, and Brother Bo broke with you, right?"

"How is it possible?" Sun Lei blinked, "Okay, okay, you're right."

"Just you and Brother Zhu don't have any female companions. You are all looking for female companions. Could it be that in the setting of the program, the people who open the treasury must be a male and female couple?"

Sun Lei blinked again: "How is it possible, just guess! Just guess!"

"Then why is there a plot that deviates from the main line of the show and the interaction with normal characters? It stands to reason that you and Brother Pig shouldn't be eager to find a girlfriend, and you two are single."

Sun Lei still wanted to defend, but finally gave up. He faced the staff, pointed at Li Fan and said, "Look, you invited a Bug!"

(End of this chapter)