The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 404 Longing for Life (2)

A few naughty children tried to climb to the top of the fence and look inside, but the foundation of the fence on this side was very shallow, unable to bear the weight of five or six children, and then fell down with a "hoo".

The director quickly ran over and took a look. Fortunately, the five or six children were fine.

It is now 10 o'clock in the morning. After everyone exchanged greetings, they sat in the courtyard and studied today's lunch.

There was a hammock in the courtyard. When Li Fan found out, he lay down on the hammock, covered his face with a sun hat, and basked in the sun leisurely.

Today's lunch is sweet and sour fish, eggplant with minced meat, Kung Pao chicken, etc. Huang Miao is assigning tasks to everyone.

"Fish, we have it in the pond here, you can catch it now, and you have to buy other ingredients.

Let's divide into several teams. One team chops firewood at home, the other goes to the pond to catch fish, and the other goes to the village to buy ingredients. Who will chop firewood at home? "

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, but no one raised their hands.

"Well, since that's the case, Xiaohua chops firewood at home."

"Huh? But I didn't raise my hand?"

"Really? Then let's choose together, one, two, three!"

Everyone pointed at Xiaohua, but Xiaohua was unable to fight back. He immediately pointed in everyone's direction, then glanced at Li Fan who was swinging in the hammock and said, "Teacher Li, everyone has chosen you to chop wood!"

Li Fan said lazily: "I didn't hear you, I fell asleep."

"Xiaohua, don't be shy, it's just you, no one else can chop it well, this is a technical job. Where is our second team, who will go to the village with me to purchase? I need an assistant. Okay, it's Wang Qian. Then Teacher Lin, Li Fan, Feifei and Wan'er, you go catch fish."

Xiaohua protested: "Can you leave me a sister or younger sister?"

"Sisters can't do this job, can I leave you with a brother?"

"Uh……"

Xiaohua hesitated for a moment, but everyone laughed.

Lin Jiong said: "Okay, let's split up, don't treat lunch as dinner, Li Fan, let's go."

"Don't worry, let me hang out for a while."

"Let's go, it's drying everywhere!"

The pond is on the northeast side of the mushroom house, and a field needs to be bypassed.

Lin Jiong led the way, followed closely by Li Fan, Sun Feifei and Wan'er. Everyone walked on the field path, looking far into the distance, and their eyes were filled with lush greenery.

"Ms. Lin, do you know that now I feel like my lungs have been washed by spring water."

"I understand you. It was the same when I first came here. We just lived in big cities for too long. You can only realize how serious the air pollution in big cities is now, only when you come to the clean countryside.

By the way, let me introduce you, our Waner, who just graduated from Berklee College of Music. "

Li Fan cheered and said, "Oh, that's amazing!"

Lin Jiong went on to introduce: "As for Feifei, after 2000, she was the only diva in the Chinese pop music scene. Nowadays, there are no singers like Feifei who still maintain a platinum album every two years."

Wan'er hurriedly said, "Please take care of Feifei."

"Wan'er, what songs have you sung?" Feifei Sun asked.

"I haven't released an album yet, Sister Feifei."

"Then you can sing a song casually, let us enjoy it."

In the green fields, melodious singing sounded, floating and hovering in the warm sunshine.

"It sounds so good, you can go to "I Am a Singer"." Li Fan said.

Lin Jiong: "Wan'er has been invited, and you will be able to hear her beautiful singing voice on the show soon. Wan'er, let me introduce you to Li Fan, the most famous scholar in China now, with expertise in literature, history and even psychology. In terms of academics, they have made extremely high achievements... Let's put it this way, I have never heard of anyone in this age group who has achieved such achievements in the history since the founding of the People's Republic of China."

Wan'er maintained a polite smile and listened quietly. She still couldn't tell how much of what Lin Jiong said was exaggerated, and she couldn't understand how this handsome, sunny guy could get along with "" The most famous" these three words are linked together.

When the pond arrived, Feifei Sun asked, "Are you sure there are fish here?"

"Of course, let's change into the water pants first."

Putting on waders, everyone picked up the net and walked into the pond one after another.

There were not many fish in the pond, and it took more than 20 minutes for several people to hold down a few, enough for two days.

Everyone happily climbed onto the shore, Feifei Sun suddenly said: "At this moment, guess what I thought of?"

"what?"

"Come on, Li Fan, let's play the Titanic, grab my waist."

"it is good."

Feifei Sun stood on the shore, she opened her arms facing the pond, she was addicted to drama, "Jack Li!"

Li Fan grabbed her waist, "Sun Ruth!"

Feifei Sun's face was full of romantic drama, "You-jump, I-jump!"

"Well, you jump first!" Li Fan said, pushing with both hands...

Pfft!
Sun Feifei screamed and jumped into the pond, then emerged from the water with wet hair, "Li Fan, you are so bad!"

Li Fan succeeded in playing a prank and laughed heartily, "Who danced with you? What if you catch a cold? What if you scare the fish? What if you pollute the ecological environment?"

Suddenly, someone tapped his shoulder from behind, and he turned his head abruptly, only to see a fish pouted only three or four centimeters away from him, and the fish seemed to be staring at him with desperate anger.

"Ah!" Li Fan was taken aback. He took a step back subconsciously, but his foot missed the ground. Immediately, he kept drawing circles with his arms in an attempt to maintain his balance, but his body fell straight backwards. .

Wan'er, who was holding the fish with both hands, was laughing, when suddenly a big hand was placed on her wrist, and then...

Pfft!
Pfft!
Both fell into the water!

Lin Jiong on the shore covered his stomach and laughed, "You guys are making me laugh, how about it, is the pure natural Nongfu Spring good?"

The three people in the water looked at each other, and then three smirks were contagious to each other, and they came to the shore together.

Lin Jiong was taken aback for a moment, and with a cry of "Oh my god", Sa Yazi galloped across the fields.

……

At 11 o'clock, Huang Miao and Wang Qianti returned to the mushroom house with food bags. At this time, Xiaohua was playing with the dog in the yard.

"Teacher Lin and the others haven't come back yet?" Huang Miao asked.

"Mr. Huang, they are back."

"What about people?"

"We're queuing up to take a shower."

Huang Miao walked into the living room and saw two women with wet hair talking about song creation.

At this time, Mr. Lin, who had put on new clothes, walked down the stairs, and he said: "These kids are so naughty. I had nothing to do with them. I ran away. They just caught me back and put me in." In the water."

Huang Miao smiled and said, "Where's Li Fan?"

"The instigator is upstairs taking a shower."

By the time Li Fan came to the living room after taking a shower, everyone had already begun to work.

When he came to the kitchen, he saw Wan'er washing tomatoes. Li Fan picked one up and ate it, and asked, "Wan'er, do you need help?"

Wan'er raised her wrist and wiped her sweat, "Need it!"

"Okay then," Li Fan shouted out of the kitchen, "Anyone else? Come in and wash the vegetables!"

"Come on!" Wang Qian's reply came from outside the door.

Wan'er looked at Li Fan dumbfounded, speechless.

"You don't need to thank me, serving the people is what I should do!" Li Fan walked away with square steps.

Wan'er: "Heh...hehe!"

Huang Miao who was not far away laughed, "Li Fan, you are so lazy."

Li Fan turned his head and said: "I'm not lazy, we are not "Longing for Life", the director specially asked me to make me who I want to be, and leisurely and leisurely is the life I yearn for.

Basking in the sun, taking a walk with the dog, and a group of people cooking for me, what a wonderful life this is, I went to play with the dog. "

"Li Fan, stop making trouble. Seriously, can you chop vegetables?"

"Yes!"

"You cut the vegetables for me, I'll go out and see how their stove is doing."

Li Fan walked over, and Huang Miao began to give instructions: "Cut the tofu into shreds, and the potato slices should be as thin as possible..."

"Okay, leave it to me, understand."

Huang Miao and Wan'er had just walked out of the kitchen for a few steps, when they heard the sound of cutting vegetables at a uniform speed, fast and neat, quite like a chef.

da da da da da...

Wan'er was shocked: "This knife skill!"

Huang Miao was very surprised: "Wow, yes!"

The two returned to the kitchen door and saw the knife rising and falling rapidly on the chopping board, but there was not even a shred of vegetables on the chopping board.

Da da da... The knife finally stopped, Li Fan raised his head and smiled: "I'll try the knife, it's really smooth."

The two immediately fainted.

"So you are such a teacher Li!" Huang Miao shook her head and smiled, then left the kitchen again.

With everyone's concerted efforts, the lunch was ready soon.

The chairs were moved, the dishes were served, and everyone gathered around the table, smelling the tangy aroma, and couldn't help salivating.

In many programs, cooking skills are one of Huang Miao's labels, and Li Fan is also curious whether the dishes made by Mr. Huang are really so delicious.

"Comrades, let's get started!" Huang Miao took off her apron and sat down on a chair.

Li Fan raised his hand, picked up a piece of fish, put it into his mouth and chewed it carefully, a spicy and fresh fragrance immediately slipped into his throat, Li Fan said with surprise, "Wow, it's delicious!"

Feifei Sun who was next to her nodded fiercely, "Yeah, it's great, I'm going to cry!"

Li Fan thrust his chopsticks straight into the next dish. After tasting the minced pork and eggplant, Li Fan was convinced. It was ten thousand times better than his Northeast stew.

Mr. Huang's dishes are delicious, but it's not like a restaurant. You can taste the food cooked by your parents.

Cooking skills are also a talent. Some people have been cooking for a lifetime, but they are so-so, and even their family members may not like it.

As a well-known artist, Mr. Huang has been on the set all year round. It is unrealistic to say that he has a lot of time to cook, but it is undoubtedly very talented to cook so well.

Everyone took turns to praise, Huang Miao was very satisfied and said: "My childhood dream was to become a chef! But in the end I became an artist."

"Ms. Huang, if you are a chef, you must be the best chef. But you are destined not to be a chef, because your family environment and personal image have basically been locked in the entertainment industry since birth." Li Fan said.

Wang Qian fully agrees: "I have seen the photos of Mr. Huang when he was young. Wow, he is so handsome. He is so handsome. His temperament is very similar to that of Mr. Li now."

Lin Jiong said: "Teacher Huang became famous at the age of 19 and was already a teacher at the Beijing Film Academy in his early 20s. Letters from fans from all over the country are packed in sacks every week!"

"Really?"

Lin Jiong nodded: "Indeed, because communication was not as developed as it is now. At that time, fans mainly wrote letters and sent telegrams. Teacher Huang is really great."

Huang Miao said: "That's not as early as Li Fan's fame. Li Fan became famous at the age of 16. Moreover, he became a blockbuster and soared into the sky. There is basically no process of accumulating fame. He debuted in a very high position."

Li Fan sighed: "It's nothing, I can only say that I was born in a beautiful era."

Lin Jiong said: "How do you feel when you find yourself on fire?"

Li Fan said: "It's cool! It's really cool! This is the truth."

After everyone laughed, Li Fan said: "But after that, I felt that life became very 'difficult'. In public places, my private space was completely gone. I even felt very irritable for a while, but it will be fine once I get used to it.

Like now, with so many cameras facing us, we can talk and laugh happily, just get used to it. "

"With so many fans, is there anything embarrassing about it?"

Li Fan nodded, "Yes! The most embarrassing thing is going to the toilet!"

Everyone echoed:

"exactly!"

"I also think so."

"Li Fan is so right. Every time you go to the toilet, there are always a group of people staring at you. It's so embarrassing. Are you just so curious?"

While everyone was chatting, Xiaohua, who was full, picked up the guitar and started playing again.

Li Fan also finished eating, he lay down on the chair contentedly, and asked, "Brother Hua, is the guitar easy to learn?"

"Difficult, it is easy to learn a little bit, but difficult to learn deeply."

"Oh, my younger sister wants to learn. I took her to Sister Feifei's concert last night. I found that she is very interested in various musical instruments. Of course, most people should be like this."

"I'll teach you, and then go home and teach my sister."

Li Fan waved his hand, "What can I do, I have zero foundation."

"I'll teach you the simplest one." Xiaohua sat next to Li Fan with the guitar in hand, and taught him, "Hold the string with your left hand and pluck it with your right hand, hook this one with your hand... This is the easiest, 3/4 beat 4 /4 beats can be used..."

Xiaohua began to sing: "53231323, I came from the mountains, brought orchids, and planted them in the small garden. I hope the flowers will bloom early...Okay, Mr. Li, give it a try."

Li Fan took the guitar and said without confidence: "I'm so clumsy."

"Try it, just practice. I was good at it in 3 days."

"Then I'll give it a try and learn how to go home and tease my sister."

Xiaohua just came over to help correct me, but Li Fan had already started to play casually, singing while playing, "I came from the mountains, brought orchid grass, planted in the small garden, I hope the flowers will bloom early..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and they stared at Li Fan intently, as if they were looking at a monster.

After playing and singing, Li Fan commented on himself, "I'm still not familiar with it, my fingers are not good."

Sun Feifei asked in shock: "Are you sure you haven't played the guitar before?"

"Ah, I haven't played it!"

Wan'er: "Oh my god, except for the inaccurate and rusty pronunciation, it is basically perfect, and the rhythm is well grasped."

Li Fan smiled and said, "The pronunciation is not accurate, so what's the matter?"

"Brother, you are playing for the first time!!"

"Okay, I'll practice again!"

Li Fan played it again, and the intonation was obviously improved. By the third time, laymen could hardly hear any flaws.

Xiaohua was dumbfounded, he had practiced such a simple universal chord for 3 days, but the teacher was basically satisfied with it, this...

"I'll teach you another one, it's more difficult, you press it like this, yes, this is called a C chord..."

Xiaohua taught Li Fan a piece of "To Alice". He thought it would be hard for Li Fan to cry, but after teaching it again, Li Fan basically played it smoothly again.

No matter the intonation or the rhythm, Li Fan's fingers are still stiff and rusty without training. It is impossible to be perfect in intonation and rhythm, but after he learned it once, he played it.

"I don't believe it!" Xiaohua shook her head, "I'll teach you another more difficult song!"

After Xiaohua played "Girl in the Flower House", he handed the guitar to Li Fan, and then saw that Li Fan played it completely again amidst stumbling.

Xiaohua is confused, isn't this unreasonable?

"No, no, it's too unfamiliar, I'll practice."

Once, twice... By the fifth time, Li Fan basically had no major problems.

Wan'er is doubting life;
Sun Feifei was sighing;

Wang Qian opened her eyes wide, thankful that she saw the miraculous Li Fan again.

Lin Jiong: "Hey, there's nothing we can do about it. Li Fan's learning ability is too strong. He seems to be copying and pasting."

Xiaohua didn't believe in evil: "Come again, I'll teach a more difficult one."

"Don't study, don't study, your fingers are tired and sore!"

"It's okay, hold on, I don't believe there are such powerful people in the world."

Huang Miao said with a smile: "Xiaohua, you don't have to believe it. There are always some people in this world who wear the halo of God, but it doesn't matter, because people have advantages and disadvantages. Li Fan, what are your shortcomings? Speak up and let's balance it out."

shortcoming?

Li Fan thought for a while, and said: "I think I have a huge shortcoming. Over the years, I may not be good at dealing with the relationship with the opposite sex, and I always make them sad."

(End of this chapter)