The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 389 A group of children

Peking University, School of Psychology.

The psychology teachers who got off the bus, they stepped through the moon gate and went straight to the office building to prepare for work.

"Professor Cheng, 96 points!" A professor teased.

Professor Cheng smiled ashamedly: "I didn't intend to give Li Fan 96 points, really!"

"How much do you plan to give?"

"90, but because it is Li Fan, I gave some favor points. It's dangerous, or it would be even more embarrassing!" Professor Cheng recalled.

"If it hadn't been on "Psychology", it probably won't get enough attention in China for a while."

……

The first thing teachers do when they arrive at school is not to go back to the office, but to go directly to the conference room of the college.

Dean Zheng Fei and Director Bi of the Department of Psychology have been waiting for everyone for a long time.

After everyone was seated, they all looked at Dean Zheng, waiting for him to preside over the meeting.

After pondering for a while, Dean Zheng suddenly raised his eyebrows at Professor Cheng, and said jokingly: "I think in our Peking University, who would dare to give Li Fan a non-full score?!"

While everyone laughed, Professor Cheng shook his head. Who knew that a student's exam paper would be published in a world-class academic journal?I've never heard of such a thing, it's just an exam paper!
What about exam papers?

The "Boya Cup" exam gave birth to a new textual research; the final exam of the freshman "Introduction to Psychology" course gave birth to a world-class research report... Hey, did you miss something?
According to rumors, in the next few days, many teachers found out Li Fan's test papers in the last semester's exam, and then read them repeatedly...

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At 9:16 in the morning, several cars drove into the Wangfu compound and went straight to Villa No. [-].

At this time, the community is already full of trees, birds and flowers are fragrant, and through the winding road, you can faintly hear the murmur of the stream not far away.

After the car was parked, Director Wu and the staff got out of the car one after another.After everyone turned on the cameras and set up their shooting positions, Director Wu stepped forward and rang the doorbell.

Creak, the door opens.

Zhang Xiaofei hurriedly let everyone in, and she shouted upstairs: "Brother Fan, the program team is here."

"OK, wait!"

No one was seen in the living room. Director Wu listened carefully, and faint voices came from upstairs.

He looked at the room carefully, and saw that on the south side of the living room, abundant sunlight diffused in through the huge glass wall several meters high, making the whole living room warm.

Beside the open window, there was a husky that was clean as if it was spotless was looking out the window blankly. When it turned around and saw them, it ran over happily and scared a female assistant to "Oh my god" escaped the door.

Director Wu smiled and said, "Xiaosi, it's okay, Erha just wants to play with you."

When Director Wu looked back again, Jelly ran down the stairs with a "da da da" sound. She wore a bowknot headband on her head, and she changed into the little chiffon dress that Song Ying bought, with her shoulders still slanted He picked up a children's satchel, which was obviously well-dressed by Li's mother.

"Hello uncle and aunt! Hello brother and sister!"

"Yo, little jelly is so cute!"

Li Fan, Li Ma, and Gu Yating also went downstairs together at this time.

Li Ma grabbed her daughter and continued to instruct: "Be obedient outside, don't be mischievous, don't run around, do you hear me?"

Li Fan greeted Director Wu, then picked up his schoolbag and led Jelly into the car.

The first two episodes of the show were recorded in a resort on the outskirts of Beijing. Although this resort is not particularly large, it has a quiet environment, a courtyard and a hot spring, and it is also a refreshing place.

But the car of the program group drove to a hotel first, and only after all the guests gathered together would they go to the resort together.

When Li Fan and his group walked into the hotel banquet living room, several groups of guests had already arrived.

Li Fan led Jelly into the banquet living room, and the other groups of guests got up to say hello:
"Hello, Teacher Li!"

"Where did Mr. Li come from?"

"It's all here, you're the only one missing!"

……

There were 5 people in the banquet hall, and three of them were familiar to Li Fan.

Qian Feng, a regular guest of the phenomenon-level variety show "Quick Star", also participated in "Let's Fall in Love" last year. Li Fan is very familiar with him.

Next to him stood a little boy about 5 years old, who must be his younger brother.

Yang Na, the heroine of "Golden Days", holds a little girl in her hand, about 4 years old.

Another person in the room is Yang Baobao, a beautiful mixed race. She once participated in the "Huaguo Poetry Conference" with Li Fan.

When Li Fan saw Baobao Yang, he couldn't help feeling emotional. Two years ago, she was a nine-year-old kid, and now she has grown into an 11-year-old kid. Well, the change is really big.

Li Fan asked: "Baby Yang, I haven't seen you grow up into a big girl in two years. Where are your brothers and sisters?"

Yang Baobao said: "I don't have any brothers or sisters!"

"then you?"

"I brought my brother here!"

"I'll go!" Li Fan looked at the director in surprise and asked, "Really?"

Seeing the director nodded, Li Fan smiled and said, "That's it, maybe this scene will appear in the show, the younger sister and younger brother hugged each other and cried, 'This game is too difficult!'"

Amidst everyone's laughter, Baby Yang pouted, "Brother Li Fan, I forgive you for being handsome, but don't look at people with old eyes, I've grown up now."

Li Fan patted Baby Yang on the shoulder, and glanced at the door, only to see a 3-year-old mixed-race baby walking in. Needless to say, it must be Baby Yang's younger brother.

At present, four groups of guests have arrived, namely Li Fan/Jelly, Yang Baobao/Yang Heng, Qian Feng/Qian Guan and Yang Na/Yang Han.

However, the fifth group of guests has not yet arrived. Due to the weather, the plane cannot fly again. Everyone can only wait patiently, but the program group of the fifth group of guests has not been disclosed.

Because the children were unfamiliar with each other, they began to feel a little shy, so they hid beside their elder brothers and sisters and stared at each other.

Jelly is still aggressive, which may have something to do with her living under the halo since she was a child. She walked up to Yang Heng first and said, "Hello, can I play with you?"

Yang Heng lowered his head, glanced at her timidly, then grabbed his sister's hand and shrank back.

Yang Baobao was speechless, thinking that they were both over 3 years old, so why was there such a big gap?
Baby Yang pushed his younger brother forward: "Go and play with the kids!"

Yang Heng lowered his head in self-concern, then retreated silently.

Jelly continued enthusiastically: "Your golden hair is so cute!"

Yang Heng secretly raised his eyes to look at Jelly, and then approached his sister shyly.

"I'll play with you, sister!" At this time, Yang Han, who was over four years old, suddenly grabbed Jelly's hand and said affectionately.

"Great, then we have to bring our little brother to play together!" Jelly still didn't give up.

Qian Feng put his hand on Li Fan's shoulder and said, "Xiao Fan, your sister is more adventurous than other children of the same age."

Li Fan couldn't help but proudly said: "Well, my sister is still the class monitor of the kindergarten."

Everyone looked at the children, Qian Guan, who was older, had already chatted happily with Jelly and Yang Han, only Yang Heng stood silently beside his sister and watched, no matter how much Baobao Yang encouraged him, he still held his sister's hand for a moment hold on.

Director Wu said: "How about this, the other group of guests hasn't arrived yet, let's get to know each other first, and then you go to play, everyone introduce yourself first, who will come first?"

"I'll come first, Uncle!" Jelly suddenly raised her little hand.

Li Fan was secretly surprised, and then smiled happily.

Director Wu said: "Okay, let's introduce this little sister first."

Jelly happily ran to the center of the banquet hall and said, "My name is Jelly, and I have a brother named Li Fan. It's over!"

After finishing speaking, Jelly smiled sweetly, and then ran to the children again.

Li Fan was dumbfounded, so simple?Fortunately, the main purpose is clarified, and it will be done!

Director Wu said: "Jelly, come forward and introduce yourself in detail."

"It's over!"

"What's your real name?" The director began to guide.

"My name is Li Shu!"

"What are your specialties?"

Jelly thought for a while: "I can play the piano, martial arts, and sing... In short, I can do a lot better."

The director said: "Then recite a few Tang poems for us first!"

Jelly refused with a full face: "That's the only way, don't embarrass me!"

Amidst the laughter, everyone looked at Li Fan.

It shouldn't be, my brother is so powerful, but my sister can't recite poems?
A staff member said, "You know martial arts? What kind of martial arts? Changquan or Tanglangquan?"

Jelly jumped up, "Li's cute fist!"

"Yo! Come on, give us a show."

As soon as the words fell, Jelly's little fist had already swung out, "Ha!!" Then she kicked her legs, "Hey!!" Immediately afterwards, Jelly went to the carpet, and her little fist and feet kicked up and down... …

Finally, the legs curled up to the forehead, and they smashed hard to the floor, and the upper body followed suit.

Li Fan felt that this should be a carp's upright movement, but the jelly didn't stand up...

After Jelly got up from the ground, she was panting heavily, and she clasped her fists together, "Just laugh, laugh!"

In the room, everyone was laughing and crying, and looked at Li Fan again, thinking, why do you teach children these things?
Li Fan was speechless, he would not take the blame!
The director coughed twice with a laugh, and then asked, "How old is Jelly?"

Jelly said: "It's more than three years old!"

"How much is three years old?"

Jelly bit her finger and calculated seriously, "Uh...uh... how many months!"

Everyone chuckled, and Li Fan said, "Jelly is two months away from turning 4."

Next, several children introduced themselves respectively, but Yang Heng was always shy and timid, and Baobao Yang was so anxious that if he really wanted to go up, he would have two feet!
The children's world is very pure and they just love to play. They soon jumped up and down indoors, and their brothers and sisters got together to chat and laugh.

Another group of guests did not know when they would arrive, so everyone had to wait patiently.

Director Wu suddenly asked curiously: "Mr. Li, can I ask you for advice?"

"You're welcome. If you don't want to ask for advice, you can tell me, Director Wu."

"Didn't we go to watch your show yesterday? In the show, you said that Marco Polo should have never been to our country of China. The records in our textbooks are wrong. How many similar mistakes are there in our textbooks?
After all, the textbooks are so authoritative, and our teachers are also teaching by example for generations! "

"I can't answer you directly, I'll just list a few, about the textbooks or courses.

When my former geography teacher gave a lecture, he said that the reason why Muslims don’t eat pork is because they respect pigs! "

Qian Feng said: "Yes!"

Yang Na also said: "When I was in school, the teacher told us that too!"

Li Fan said: "This is a wrong message, and many students may have received this wrong message."

Qian Feng asked suspiciously: "Don't you respect pigs?"

"Of course not! Muslims don't eat pork because pigs are unclean in their teachings.

It is recorded in the "Old Testament" that pork can't be eaten, and it can't be touched when it is dead. This has a strong religious concept of holiness!
The "Koran" also pointed out three kinds of unclean food: self-dead, blood and pork!

Einstein and Marx didn't eat pork, and the Jews didn't eat pork.

In the ancient Middle East, some Egyptians turned around and ran when they saw a pig, and jumped into the river when they found the pig to 'wash it clean'!
Pigs are not easy either. "

Everyone suddenly realized.

Li Fan continued: "Let me give another one, the shell (ké) insect, is this the pronunciation taught by many teachers? But it is actually wrong, the correct pronunciation is the shell (qiào) insect!

There is an idiom called qiào, you should understand, right?

Many input methods, if you type 'jiaqiaochong' in pinyin, you can't find the option of 'beetle (qiào) insect'.

Let me talk about a particularly serious mistake in the textbook. "

"Wait a minute, Teacher Li!" The director greeted the children playing not far away, "Baby, come and study, Teacher Li's class is starting!"

Several children looked at each other in blank dismay, and pouted one after another, the smile on their cheeks disappeared.

(End of this chapter)