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Chapter 367 Spring Festival
This year, the Li family is no longer deserted during Chinese New Year.

During Chinese New Year, a family of 3 (+1) would watch the Spring Festival Gala on the TV, which was very boring.

This Chinese New Year is different, grandparents and aunts are all here.

Grandpa and grandma are the typical thinking of the older generation. The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels. They guard an acre of land at home and work hard all their lives.

As for my aunt, she is single and not aristocratic. She may have been heartbroken by her previous failed marriage and never remarried after the divorce. However, she changes her boyfriends frequently, but the quality is obviously uneven.

My aunt used to go to my grandparents' house to celebrate the New Year, but this year I came to my sister's house.

My aunt's brother and sister came here two days before the Chinese New Year. Li Fan's cousins ​​are interesting. The cousin is a bear and the cousin is very spicy.

Cousin is not only bear but also stupid, he always has a naive look, and looks unsightly, the family has been worried that he can't find a partner (and he has never been able to), but this year has a big turning point. A woman fell in love with him.

This woman is quite beautiful, but she is a bit older, not much older, just one round.

At first, the aunt didn't agree. Her son was only 23, and this woman was already 35. There was a huge difference.

The cousin said the most astute words in his life: "Mom, I think our family has to burn incense if someone takes a fancy to me."

Apart from being older, this woman is excellent in other aspects. She owns a computer counter in the Science and Technology City, and she looks very young. A typical older golden female warrior.

But she only fell in love with her cousin who has the attribute of "opposites repel each other". She can only say that only apes know about ape dung (fate)!
When the young mature woman came to Li Fan's house, she was very busy and thoughtful. The aunt suddenly became very satisfied with her, and then muttered in her heart:
The first year of the female college, holds the golden rooster; the second year of the female college, the pot is full of gold; (over)
But what about the twelfth female college student?

As for the cousin, that's amazing...

Tattoos, all kinds of tattoos, and very fashionable nose nails and navel nails... Every time Li Fan sees her, he will be scared to death, she is too social.

Cousin is quite good-looking, now 26 years old, she wants to marry herself after the wild age, but marriage is a big problem, which dutiful young man dares to marry, irresponsible young man she I don't want to marry yet.

She's getting her tattoo done recently, and she's miserable.

One day, my cousin came to the door with a gift. After she took off her down jacket, she revealed the short sleeves inside.

Li Fan grabbed his cousin's arm and asked, "Cousin, have you got your tattoo done?"

"Well, I regret it at the beginning, I was still too young at that time."

Li Fan frowned: "If you can't wash it clean, you'd better not wash it."

"The plastic surgery hospital I went to had doctors from Korea who were very good."

"Specialized hospital? The specialized hospital is too dark, it's better to go to a tertiary hospital."

The family continues to educate my cousin deeply about tattoos. My cousin has a headache, and who hasn’t had the time to be rebellious?

Li Fan curled his lips: "You are too rebellious. It would be pretty nice if you tattooed a little rose on your ankle or waist, but you have too many tattoos. It's almost as good as the Qingming Riverside Scene. I can't accept it at a glance."

"Don't talk about me, you all don't talk about me. I was a little wild when I was sixteen and seventeen, and I didn't do anything bad. Next topic, where is Tingting, when will Tingting go?"

It's over, and the next wave of topics will come straight to Li Fan.

Grandpa: "We are here to celebrate the New Year at home this year, just to see Tingting, otherwise how comfortable it would be for us to lie on the hot kang and watch TV!"

Grandma tapped her left leg, which was no longer in control, "Is it easy for us to come all the way from here?"

Li Fan corrected: "It's not thousands of miles, but 100 miles. I still have the point of view just now, and I shouldn't take it. The Gu family has only one girl, and the one who is older than the Chinese New Year snatched it from her parents. Her parents must be empty. We must have a minimum of humanitarianism." Caring.

Before getting married, give her the opportunity to stay at home with her parents for a few years. "

Li Ma: "Your child will not come to trouble. If you are older than the Chinese New Year, if you don't take other people's children home for the New Year, they will not be picky?"

Father Li: "I agree with what your mother said!"

Li Fan rubbed his forehead: "Dad, when did you not agree?"

Jelly: "I agree with mom too!"

Li Fan waved his hand: "Little kid has no right to speak."

Auntie: "Look at the young people you are in love with now, don't you all have to visit each other during the Chinese New Year, it's fine if you haven't met before at home, if you don't come, you won't come.

But our family and the Gu family are so familiar, it's not justified if you don't take other people's daughters to celebrate the New Year! "

Jelly: "Yes, I can't justify it."

"Let's play, do you know what we are talking about?"

Jelly said with big black eyes, "Ask sister-in-law to come and play with me!"

Li Fan explained to everyone: "Gu Yating and I have talked about it before, before we got married, we didn't come to the house on New Year's Day, we stayed at home with our parents, and we visited each other in the second and third grades of junior high school.

Why is this?I don't want you to feel the loneliness of the empty nesters in advance. "

The cousin put her hands on her hips: "It's useless to say these things, go and pick them up for me right away."

"Threatening me? Is it amazing to have tattoos? We have already talked about it, so we won't come for the New Year."

Auntie: "You guys have a deal? Did the parents agree?"

Mama Li: "Yes, do I agree?"

Dad Li: "Did your mother agree?"

……

Li Fan was besieged by his whole family, and he was also speechless.

In essence, love and marriage should be a matter between two people, but in the social form of Huaguo, this is directly related to the families of both parties.

It's okay to be in love, but talking about marriage directly rises to the game between the two families.

Li Fan finally reiterated: "We really have a good talk, don't force me, you can see her in the first and second grades of junior high school, I will pick her up in the first grade of junior high school, let her spend the new year with her parents at home, no Tonight."

"Silly boy, can the first day of junior high school and the New Year's Eve connection be the same concept?"

"I have all the red envelopes ready, but there will be none on the first day of the junior high school."

"Brother, you don't have enough strength, don't invite people to come!"

……

Li Fan scratched his head: "Actually, you are too enthusiastic, you have to give us young people space."

Mama Li: "Stop talking, go pick it up!"

Dad Li: "Go and pick it up!"

Grandpa: "Right away!"

Soon-to-be sister-in-law: “I think we should pick her up!”

Jelly pouted: "Go pick it up!"

"Why are you here again?" Li Fan picked up the jelly and stuffed it into the bedroom. "Don't meddle in your affairs, I think you should recite Tang poems, and you'll have to work hard every day."

Facing the undeniable looks of everyone in the living room, Li Fan gave in.

"Okay, I'll make a call and discuss it with her."

The cousin said: "It's not a discussion, it's a must, it's a must!"

Li Fan gave her a blank look, "I'm afraid you'll scare her when she comes to our house."

The phone is on.

Li Fan: "Xiaoting, tell me something."

The other end of the phone said: "I also have something to say!"

Li Fan: "Let me talk first."

In the living room of the Gu family, Gu Yating looked at the earnest eyes of the relatives on the sofa, and said, "No, I'll talk first!"

Li Fan's sixth sense came online, and he pushed himself against the other, feeling that his mother-in-law might also want him to come to celebrate the New Year.

If this is the case, it will be difficult to handle. Both families are eager to let future family members come to celebrate the New Year, but whose house will they go to?
In this situation, the one who speaks first will take the absolute initiative.
Li Fan: "The situation has changed, so listen to me first."

Gu Yating: "The situation on my side has also changed, don't worry, I'll talk about it first."

When the two were not giving in to each other and preparing to strike first, Jelly's little head popped up again, and she said to the phone in a childish voice: "Sister-in-law is coming to celebrate the New Year at home tomorrow!"

Gu Yating on the other end of the phone was stunned, it's over!

Li Fan lowered his head in surprise, thinking that it was a good job!He quickly covered the phone's radio hole, and whispered: "Jelly—"

He just called out his sister's name, but seeing Jelly suddenly said: "Brother, I was wrong, I won't get involved!"

Quickly covering her mouth with both hands, Jelly turned around and was about to run to the bedroom.

"Come back," Li Fan hugged Jelly, and put the phone receiver to her ear, "Continue talking, hurry up."

Jelly's head was dizzy: "What are you talking about?"

Li Fan mouthed: "Let her come."

"Sister-in-law, you are here to celebrate the New Year."

Gu Yating: "Ah!"

"There are so many people at home, grandparents are here!"

"Grandpa and grandma are coming too? Grandpa, grandma..."

Gu Yating lost, first because of Jelly's preemptive opportunity, and then because of a phone call from her grandparents.

She put down the phone and looked at the family members helplessly: "As you can see, I didn't call Comrade Li, but I ended up getting in."

"Hey, we came here from Shanghai during Chinese New Year just to see Li Fan, hey!"

"Tingting, you still say you have strength, how about strength?"

Gu Yating was ashamed, who knew that Xiao Cheng would kill him halfway!

……

The next morning, Li Fan drove Gu Yating back home, and the whole family got together to play cards and chat, and it was very lively. This year was finally not as deserted as in previous years.

As night fell, after the family made dumplings, they sat around the TV chatting while preparing to watch the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala.

Everyone knows that the JingTV Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more boring, but there are no extra programs!

In the end, the extra program was brought by the little jelly, and it was time for the elders to give the red envelopes. This red envelope is not something you can get casually, and kowtowing is obviously not enough.

In the living room, family members are sitting on sofas and chairs, holding bright red envelopes in their hands, ready to "reward".

Jelly kowtowed to Grandpa three times and said, "I wish Grandpa a happy smile and a 99-year-old life!" After saying this, Jelly stood up and happily approached Grandpa to ask for a red envelope.

"Thank you granddaughter, I'll give you a red envelope if you perform a show for grandpa!"

Jelly scratched her head: "A show?"

Mama Li: "Recite a Tang poem for grandpa!"

Jelly patted her chest and said, "I will do this,
"Quiet Night Thinking"

Looking at the moonlight from the window, I suspect it is frost on the ground.

Looking up at the bright moon, bowing your head and thinking about your hometown! "

Li Ma frightened: "I recited it wrong, the red envelope is gone!"

Jelly wondered: "What's wrong?"

"What moonlight is in front of the window?"

"look!"

"Isn't it 'Moonlight in front of the window'?"

Jelly suddenly realized: "Ah yes! The red envelope is really gone? Can I recite another song?"

"Don't be afraid, grandpa!" Grandpa stuffed the red envelope into Jelly's hand.

Li Fan said: "Jelly recited it correctly. There are 69 versions of "Quiet Night Thoughts" passed down through the ages, and this is one of them.

At present, there are two generally accepted versions, one is the version of the Ming Dynasty, and the other is the version of the Song Dynasty.

We all know the version of the Ming Dynasty. The more representative version of the Song Dynasty differs from the version of the Ming Dynasty in two ways, which are:

Looking at the moonlight in front of the bed, I suspected it was frost on the ground.

Raise your head to look at the moon on the mountain, and bow your head to think about your hometown.

There is also a version of 'looking up at the mountains and the moon'. "

Everyone looked at Li Fan, ignored him, and said, "Jelly, continue the show."

Li Fan suddenly felt that he had fallen out of favor...

Next, Jelly performed various talents, such as somersaults, handstands, Zhama steps, Chuncheng Wuying feet, Li Shimengmeng boxing...

Amid bursts of laughter, everyone looked at Li Fan.

Li Fan shook his head violently, he really didn't teach it by himself!
Father Li silently looked out the window into the distance...

Jelly was very happy tonight, bouncing around with a stack of red envelopes in her hands. This is the "first time" she received a red envelope after she fully formed her self-awareness. She was only 2 and a half years old when she received the red envelope last year, and she has no memory up.

She may not have realized that she will encounter a major crisis, and this red envelope will be confiscated by Li Ma soon, but she doesn't know what lies to use.

Li Fan was very curious about this. When he lied to himself, he said he would keep it for himself to marry a wife. How could he lie to Jelly? Could it be that he kept it as a dowry?
I was too innocent at the beginning, and I believed it like other children, which is also amazing. What is the use of a daughter-in-law for a child of that age? !Or biological instinct?
The custom of eating dumplings for New Year’s Eve dinner, like many other regions, used to be eaten around 12 o’clock on New Year’s Eve, but in recent years it’s getting earlier and earlier, and now, some people eat it at eight or nine o’clock. Also, when people are hungry and when to eat, the old rules have long since stopped talking about it.

After eating dumplings at 10 o'clock, the family went out for a stroll in the community.

The lights are bright everywhere, and some families hang red lanterns, but there is no noise in the community, and it is not particularly different from the past.

Gu Yating caressed grandma carefully, while grandma held her hand and said, "Tingting, if Xiaofan bullies you in the future, don't worry, if there is grandma, tell grandma, grandma will take care of him."

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows at Li Fan, Shang Fang's sword was obtained!But Li Fan pretended he didn't hear or see.

Everyone raised their heads to look at the night sky from time to time, but the night sky was peaceful and peaceful, and a few stars could be vaguely seen, but there was no trace of fireworks soaring into the sky.

Grandpa said: "New Year's Eve in the city is not as interesting as in our countryside. At this time in our countryside, there are fireworks all over the sky and the sound of rumbling firecrackers."

Grandma said: "Old Zhao's family celebrates the New Year. I heard that they bought more than 5000 yuan of firecrackers this year. This time it is very lively."

Grandpa disdains: "Extravagance and waste, how much money do you make in a year?"

During the Spring Festival in Spring City, the "fireworks-free city" has been strictly enforced in recent years. Fireworks and firecrackers are prohibited during the New Year within the Fourth Ring Road. The urban area can't even smell a little bit of fireworks.

The goal of "no waste, no pollution, no fire" has indeed been achieved, but the taste of the year is basically gone without firecrackers.

As the economy takes off and people's livelihood improves, the freshness and happiness of wearing new clothes and eating a big meal during the New Year have long since disappeared. The only taste of the New Year is that long-lost family members can get together and experience the warmth of home.

Grandpa was very emotional: "You said in the past, we watched the TV during the Spring Festival, looking forward to Lao Zhao's skits. Once the skits arrived, the mahjong players stopped playing, and those who set off firecrackers outside were all together. Laughing in front of the TV.

As soon as the skit ended, firecrackers went off again outside the house. Lao Zhao's skit is also a big meal for us every year. "

Auntie: "Lao Zhao was really popular in those years. He was 99 years old and young enough to just leave. The state leaders may not know him, but no one knows about Lao Zhao."

The cousin asked: "Xiaofan, when will you become a must-see feast for everyone in the Spring Festival Gala?"

Li Fan looked at her, "When you can get married!"

The cousin pinched his ear and said, "I can die if you don't choke?!"

"Sister, sister, it hurts! I will introduce you to someone and I will ensure that you get married as soon as possible."

"Who?"

"I have a friend named Wang Yongfa..."

It's Wang Yongfa again!
This Wang Yongfa is his master, his friend, and the grandson of his second uncle...

As long as Li Fan needs it, "it" can even be male or female, bendy or straight.

(End of this chapter)