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Chapter 353 The Angry and Cute Boyfriend

Zhang Li was indeed selected by Director Zhang, and she was selected as the heroine of the movie.

Li Fan learned of this incident three days after returning to the capital, and it will be a while before New Year's Day. Unexpectedly, he will bring up the life-changing date.

Sometimes it has to be said that opportunities always come to someone unexpectedly without warning. Of course, whoever falls on such a big pie is a legend, and the probability is basically zero.

This kind of thing, which may not be dreamed of in daydreaming, happened to Zhang Li, which also means that Gu Tian will soon experience the sourness of being broken in love.

Gu Tian called Li Fan to announce the good news, saying that his girlfriend will go to the countryside to experience life after the exam in the next few days.

Li Fan didn't understand, and asked, "Does she still need to experience it? Isn't her home in the countryside?"

"No, no, her home is an ordinary village, with indoor bathrooms, flooring, underfloor heating, and a large flat-screen TV. Director Zhang asked her and the actors of the same crew to experience life in extremely remote mountain villages that don't even have roads."

Li Fan smiled, fate, how can it be reasonable?
Gu Tian said happily: "I really didn't expect that she would really become a star. It was Director Zhang's movie, my Brother Fan!!"

"well!"

Li Fan put down the phone and silently "sorred" for Gu Tian.99.9% of Gu Tian and Zhang Li will break up, no matter how much they believe in love.

By the way, is Niu Benben still struggling with love and hatred?

Li Fan thought of him, so he picked up his phone and dialed.

When the phone was connected, Niu Benben wailed first: "Brother Fan, I don't want to live anymore, life is meaningless, life has lost its color, what use is there for me to stay in this world!"

Li Fan was startled, he overreacted, isn't it?
He hasn't been crying and howling for a while now, a table of mahjong has made him forget his worries. Could it be that the previous score was a fake score, but this time it's a real hammer?

Li Fan said: "Calm down, don't get overwhelmed, there are many interesting things in life!"

Niu Benben sighed and said: "Hey, why is it me and not someone else? I am in so much pain."

DuangDuangDuang!

Hearing the voice on the phone, Li Fan guessed that Niu Benben was bumping into something. He immediately tensed up and said quickly, "Don't get excited. I know a lot of beautiful and outstanding girls. I'll introduce you this afternoon!"

"Okay, okay!" After the sadness on the phone turned to joy, it quickly turned from joy to sadness, "I don't want to live anymore, why is it just me? Fate is so unfair to me, Brother Fan, please save me!"

"Didn't I already find a girl for you? I specialize in treating you, a lovelorn."

"Broken love? Oh yes, I'm broken in love. It's so painful for me to be broken in love. Who can understand the pain in my heart? Forget it, let's not talk about this, let's talk about the real thing. Brother Fan, please do something, help me make a surprise attack Please speak English."

"what?"

"Dude failed the class!"

"Did you fail the class?" Li Fan sweated. Your performance was too exaggerated!
"What, is there an accident?"

Li Fan shook his head, "Oh! I thought you were 'hung up'!"

"You have to help me get it done when you get home."

"talk later."

"Stop talking, my dear Teacher Li."

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Are you okay? Hang up if you're okay!"

"It was you who called me!"

"Oh, it's all right, bye."

"Wait, wait a minute, what time do I arrive at Beijing University in the afternoon?"

"what?"

"Don't pretend to be confused, you said you would introduce a girl to me!"

Li Fan refused to admit it, "Did I say that?"

"By the way, when we went to the film school, you said that if this was in ancient times, this would be your harem. I don't know if Xiaoting will agree. And that girl with big breasts wants to sign—"

"Uh... I said so."

In the afternoon, Niu Benben arrived as scheduled. He also brought an English textbook and a stack of test papers, saying that he didn't want to continue to fail the second subject, and saw if he could make a short-term surprise.

The two sat in the cafeteria, Li Fan was in charge of eating, and Niu Benben took Li Fan's mobile phone to study the photos on WeChat.

He frowned tightly, and sighed and muttered: "This is almost meaningless... This one is too thin, it's just a tablet computer... Why does this girl have a Kefu look on her face?"

Li Fan happily drank the soup in the bowl, took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and said, "Don't pick and choose, it's hard to say whether people like you or not, do you like it?"

Niu Benben pouted, shook his head, and returned the phone to Li Fan, "Brother Fan, the people in your circle of friends are not as good-looking as those in my circle of friends!"

Li Fan gave him a white look, "Cut!"

Niu Benben knocked on the English textbook, "Can you give me some hard goods, or do you, Li Fan, know this bunch of rouge vulgar fans?"

Li Fan spread his shoulders, "I do know a lot of beautiful girls, but I can't introduce them to you."

Niu Benben: "Why?"

"Flowers can't be planted on cow dung, can they?"

"Hey, isn't my buddy good? Uh...not very good, but our physical fitness is good, and our sphincter muscles are strong!"

Niu Benben's "macho remarks" were interrupted by a girl who suddenly appeared next to Li Fan.

This girl is very pure, although she can't be said to be very beautiful, she has the innocence of the girl next door in her frown and smile, especially her big dark eyes, without a trace of defilement inside.

"Li Fan, I just watched your "Big Guys in a Day". How are you doing recently? Let me ask for the majority of netizens, did Lu Yi catch you?"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Don't curse me. Tomorrow is the last lesson of "Ten Questions of Socrates" taught by Chang. Please help me get a seat in the front row. I may be late."

"Okay, then I'm going to cook!"

"Be careful not to become a pig!"

"Go to hell!" The girl pinched Li Fan's neck, smiled politely at Niu Benben, and walked to the second floor of the canteen.

Niu Benben was fascinated by this sweet smile. He looked straight at the back and asked, "Hi girl, what's her name?"

"Gan Tian, ​​you'd better not think about her."

"why?"

"Come here with your ear!"

After Li Fan whispered a few words, Niu Benben's face changed drastically: "Really? Are you really XXX's granddaughter?"

"Hush!" Li Fan quickly raised his finger.

Niu Benben lowered his head and began to stir his chopsticks in thought.

Seeing this, Li Fan tapped his rice bowl with chopsticks, "Hey, why are you dazed?"

"I must work hard and get into the upper class as soon as possible!" Niu Benben said "Huo" and got up, and strode out the door arrogantly, and said loudly, "I'm going to fight!"

"Still selling stockings?"

"No! This time I want to sell high-end products!"

"You left your English book behind."

Niu Benben heard the words, ran back quickly, and sat down obediently, "Is there any way for me to make a breakthrough now? Just fly at low altitude for the exam, and don't crash the plane!"

In one night, let Niu Benben fly at low altitude, Li Fan was very confident at first.

After all, the content of the English test in the Institute of Physical Education is basically "fixed". Even within the scope of the test, the teacher will specify several test methods for certain phrases.

However, after the two spent three hours in the library, Li Fan decided to give up.Li Fan deeply admires himself. He was able to train Niu Benben to a level of 90 points in the college entrance examination. Now that he thinks about it, he is really a fortress!
Unlike Niu Benben's stumbles in his college study career, Zhang Mengmeng's college career has come to an end.

Zhang Mengmeng, who had excellent grades in high school, has found her field of expertise since she became an art student.

Her comic book was officially published, earlier than Li Fan's book.

Two days before the publication, Li Fan sent three Weibo posts to write for her.

Many netizens were surprised, how awesome is the person who asked Li Fan to write the book himself?
Could it be "Golden Age" level?After all, it was Li Fan who excavated this well-known work that won the Spear and Arrow Literature Award.

Li Fan's vision has always been very unique, so this comic should be right, right?
Zhang Mengmeng is not Li Fan. Although the publishing house is very optimistic about her, they haven't arranged any new book signings or other activities for her. Her book was released in a low-key manner, but it sold very well.

The sales volume has been rising all the way, and the word of mouth is excellent. On the first day of sale, 3 copies were sold.

This achievement is not only for newcomers, but also for famous writers, this is also a very good achievement.

It sold 10 copies within a week of its launch, and received rave reviews on Zhihu, Dianping.com, Guoxue Times and many other platforms. The ratings of this book are basically above 8 points.

It can be expected that Zhang Mengmeng will become a god with a book.

I heard that the issue of film copyright has also been discussed, and the adaptation is also under preparation. This "Full House" will be produced overtime, and it is expected to be released on Children's Day next year.

Li Fan is not surprised by Zhang Mengmeng's rapid popularity.

This is an era when it is easier to succeed, the key is you have to be talented and shining.

Li's mother called and said that on the day Zhang Mengmeng published the book, Zhang's family set off 8 firecrackers, nearly 5000 yuan worth of fireworks, and her family was very beautiful that night.Then he said that on the day when Li Fan's book was published, firecrackers would be set off at home to celebrate with bleeding, and the fireworks worth 6666 yuan would be set off.

The old lady is going to fight for her life.

Li Fan hastily said: "Don't, my dear mother, if you set off fireworks and firecrackers, within minutes some netizens will report that you are involved in a terrorist attack, and they will scold you for polluting the air of the motherland!

You are unlucky, and you are unlucky to have such an outstanding and famous son as me. "

"Don't worry about it. Old Chen has already said that your previous fame was all vain. Publishing books and leaving history is the real fame. It must be celebrated, and it must be celebrated on a large scale. Less 6666, let's At that time, 8888!"

Li Fan thought in his heart, my mother is so proud!
Niu’s mother’s voice came from the phone, “Xiaofan, my Niu Benben doesn’t sell stockings anymore, does he?”

"No! I'm studying hard now, and the test papers are all, all, going to be smashed!"

Niu Benben, who was cutting the exercise paper to make a cheat sheet, was frightened half to death, and then elbowed Li Fan in the stomach.

Niu Ma said happily: "That's good, that's good!"

Li Fan rubbed his stomach, and said to Niu Benben: "You can go to the copy room to make a miniature print, the characters are old and small."

Cow mother: "What?"

"Auntie, I'm talking to my classmate."

"Well, you are busy. When you come back from the winter vacation, auntie will make you your favorite 'Five Blessings' to eat."

Putting down the phone, Li Fan saw that Niu Benben's face was pale and frightened.

"Brother Fan, do me a favor. I suddenly don't want to go home during the winter vacation. When you get home, tell me that I went for an internship. Help me hide it."

"Oh, do you want to do some small business in the capital?"

"Well, the most important thing is that when I get home, my mother can grind me to death. Comparing me with you, with Mengmeng, how can I compare? And with this colleague's son, with that relative's child. Compare. Compare every day, oh my God!”

"Want your child to become a dragon!"

"The key point is that I have to be a dragon, otherwise how can I become a dragon? At most it's a little snake, no, it's an earthworm.

I'm not a material for studying and doing research, my mother insists on turning me into a scholar! "

"Uh……"

"They don't want their children to become a dragon, they want to impose their dreams that they didn't realize when they were young on the next generation."

Li Fan was surprised, "Auntie also liked learning foreign languages ​​before?"

"That's not it."

"Then you are thinking too much, the elders just hope that our generation can have a good life and a future. Let alone, sister Xiaoxiao sent a message, I have something to leave!"

……

Christmas is coming, and many merchants on the e-commerce platform have entered the pre-order promotion stage.

Li Fan chopped his hands. He was too busy on Double Eleven and missed online shopping. Taking advantage of this wave of promotions, he decided to make up for this "regret". So he spent more than 5000 yuan and bought all the daily necessities for half a year. I bought four or five pairs of shoes and some clothes.

He also patted his chest and said that he would empty the shopping cart for his girlfriend by the way.

Gu Yating, who was typing in the self-study room, was overjoyed when she heard the words, and clapped her hands happily: "You are so kind!"

"Then take a look, show me the shopping cart, and I'll clear it for you!"

"keep your word?"

"It must be counted!"

"Don't be a rogue!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

Gu Yating happily logged into the website, opened the shopping cart, pointed to the screen and said, "You are so kind."

But seeing behind her, Li Fan's smile froze instantly...

"In addition to this store's shopping cart, I have three other stores full of shopping carts," Gu Yating counted on her fingers, "Paipike, Beauty Makeup, and Tesco."

Li Fan is already in a state of "flying soul"...

"I mainly buy clothes on Paipaike, and I bought several sets of imported cosmetics in the beauty mall. Oh, by the way, I have to ask if the essence is available!"

Li Fan said: "Then you can ask."

Gu Yating opened the webpage and found several new specials in his store. She was moved and asked, "Li Fan, can you add one to my shopping cart? Just one, Li Fan, Li Fan ?”

She turned her head and saw that Li Fan was not behind her. Looking at the door of the study room, Li Fan had already gone to the elevator door.

Want to slip?no way!
Gu Yating walked out of the study room quickly and came to the elevator door, but saw Li Fan holding the phone and pointing her index finger at her.

Li Fan was talking on the phone: "Okay, I'll be there right away! Don't worry, just give me 20 minutes, I'll be right away!"

Li Fan put down the phone, and Gu Yating said, "Clear the shopping cart, don't make excuses, I don't believe it."

Li Fan whispered: "The car from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is here, and the foreign guests are coming."

"Ah? Isn't it afternoon?"

"How would I know?!" Li Fan stomped his feet anxiously, "Why is this elevator so slow?"

"Don't be in a hurry, it's useless to be in a hurry, you can't go down the stairs, can you?"

"Oh, yes." Li Fan said and went straight to the stairs.

Gu Yating was stunned, "Li Fan, this is the 15th floor!"

Li Fan's figure "whoosh" disappeared on this floor, and hurriedly withdrew.

Gu Yating shook her head and sighed: "I'm so busy!"

However, it wasn't long before she saw Li Fan again, just 3 hours later, at the moment when she left the study room and passed the men's dormitory.

At that time, Li Fan was neatly dressed, with a rare snow-white scarf around his neck, and he walked towards a commercial vehicle vigorously.

Gu Yating thought to herself: Oh, liar.

The "liar" found her, pointed to the phone and said, "Extravagance and waste, you really need to correct this problem!"

Li Fan got into the car of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and left. Gu Yating, with her hips on her hips, smelled the exhaust for a while, her face full of helplessness.

Meeting such a boyfriend makes people dumbfounded!

The phone suddenly rang loudly. It was an unfamiliar call. Gu Yating connected: "Hello, who is it?"

"Hello, we are the customer service of Yadai Shopping Service in the Beauty Mall. I am sorry to inform you that the No. [-] lip gloss manufacturer you paid for is out of stock. You see, we will send you the ones that are in stock first—"

"Wait a minute, pay? I didn't pay?"

"You paid, it was two hours ago, and you bought a total of 7 products."

After putting down the phone, Gu Yating quickly opened the beauty shopping website, and the shopping cart inside was empty.

Pat customer's shopping cart is empty;

Tesco's shopping cart is empty;
All carts are empty.

Gu Yating was delighted: it's great to meet such a boyfriend!
(End of this chapter)