The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 340 "Ace vs. Ace" (3)

The young audience at the scene couldn't understand the classic megaphone session tonight. What "Railway Guerrilla", what "Desire", what "Green Riverside Grass", when there was this film and television drama, they didn't have themselves. Naturally, I can't understand the aftertaste of middle-aged and elderly audiences.

Naturally, young friends cannot imagine the strange scene of dozens of people surrounding a small black and white TV with an antenna attached, let alone understand why some people travel thousands of miles to learn art after watching a piece of "Shaolin Temple"?

This is the imprint of the times and the record of youth.One day young friends will also have their own exclusive memories and classic stocks, which are good memories of our era.

In the last game session, there was no generation gap among the audience: "Star Games".

After the stars changed their costumes, they appeared again.

Shen Tao said: "Next, let's proceed to the last session, "Star Games". The two teams are currently tied at 1:1. Whoever can win the last session will be the trump card for tonight."

The old artist team protested:
"We all have old arms and legs. We can't run fast or jump high. How can we compare with their younger ones!"

"Isn't this round of abuse of us?"

"Thirty years ago, I could run 30 meters in 11 seconds. Now I have to take Suxiao Jiuxin Pill before I can run 100 meters."

……

Shen Tao smiled and said, "Don't worry, everyone, our "Star Games" is a static game!"

"Static?"

"Well, for the first project, "My Long Legs", props please."

Li Fan was taken aback, "What?"

Wang Yu: "My Long Legs."

Li Fan smiled, so plain.

Soon, the staff lifted up a frame device with a height of 3 meters and a width of 2 meters in the shape of a "horizontal bar". This prop starts at a height of 1 meter, and a cloth belt is placed on the prop every 10 centimeters higher.

1米处一条布带；1米1处一条布带……直到2米9。每一条布带与道具的接触处都不是“死结”，轻轻一扯便能掉下来。

Shen Tao said: "Everyone has seen our props. Each of you needs to kick high and hard. Among the cloth strips kicked off, the highest one is your score. The scores of all the people in the whole team are added together, which is the final score of the whole team." score.

There are two rounds in total, the first round, let's start!The old artist team, who will play first? "

"I'll do it!" Cai Fen volunteered and said, "This is so simple!"

Cai Fen moved her limbs, then raised her leg with a "snap", and her right leg stood straight up.

Li Fan was surprised, so powerful?

Wang Yu exclaimed: "Wow! Wow!"

Yang Xiyu said enviously: "The basic skills of an old artist are good. After so many years, they can still play so high!"

Cai Fen rolled her eyes, "What do you mean by so many years, I'm only 18!"

Shen Tao: "Okay, please show everyone the demeanor of an old artist!"

Cai Fen walked to the prop, raised her leg lightly, and hooked her toes downward. Swish, a large piece of the cloth belt at 1 meters and below was pulled off.

There was applause on and off the stage, and Shen Tao exclaimed, "Your Majesty, you are so powerful, with a score of 180. Wang Yu, who do you send?"

Wang Yu: "Is the game set so high from the very beginning? Let me think about it, Li Fan?"

Li Fan shook his head quickly, "I can't."

Wang Yu looked up at him, "Yes, you are so tall and have such long legs, you have to save the critical time."

"Ah? I really can't, my bones are hard."

Wang Yu gave Li Fan a look, which means: I understand, let's confuse them.

Li Fan was about to cry when he saw this, why didn't he believe it?

"Is sister Xiyu successful?" Wang Yu asked.

"I'll give it a try, I guess I'm not as powerful as your mother."

After the staff reinstalled the cloth belt, Yang Xiyu came to the prop and pressed his leg. After taking a deep breath, he suddenly raised his leg, whoosh!

The score is 1 meters.
All the men applauded and said in their hearts: Women are so flexible.

The old artist team sent Zhang Lin to play again. Zhang Lin stretched his old arms and legs, worked hard, and then raised his legs and kicked hard...

But see, a 1 meter 3 cloth tape fell alone.

The audience burst into laughter, and the stars on the stage were shocked:

"My God, what did I see?"

"Huang Ama, why is your kicking height not comparable to that of a woman?"

"You are too far behind!"

……

Zhang Lin widened his eyes and looked at the height of 1.3 meters, and said, "I will apply again."

Shen Tao smiled and said, "I'll do it again, but it won't count as a result."

"Okay, I just want to prove myself!"

Zhang Lin decided to prove himself, took a breath, raised his leg suddenly, snap!

As a result, 1.2 meters!
10 cm lower than before.

Zhang Lin was stunned: "Huh?"

Everyone covered their stomachs with laughter.

Shen Feng said: "Hey, 1.3 meters before was the pinnacle of your life, but you insist on fighting against fate!"

Zhang Yi also joked: "You can kick it again, maybe you can make up for the 10 centimeters."

……

Li Fan smiled and said: "Everyone doesn't understand. Emperors have been like this since ancient times. They are pampered and pampered. They have basically lost their ability to live. It is not bad to be able to kick to this height."

Zhang Lin laughed loudly, "That's the truth."

Knowing that the invincible team sent Shen Yue to the stage again, Shen Yue made a flying kick that soared into the sky. Although the movement was very bluffing, it was useless, and the score was 1 meters.

Although Zhang Zhi is old, his body joints are very flexible, and he got the result of 1.5 meters.

……

At the end of the game, there were only two players left in the two teams, namely Shen Feng, Zhang Yi, Li Fan, and Yu Lele.

At this time, the cumulative scores of the two sides were 6.2 meters and 6 meters respectively, and the old artist team took the lead.

After Shen Feng scored 1 meters, Wang Yu decided to use his trump card.

He said: "Next, I'm going to send out our team's secret weapon, Li Fan! Look at the height, look at the long legs, and the perfect proportions. Don't you cheer and wait for the "magic horse"?"

The audience cheered together, and several actresses took the opportunity to join in.

Cai Fen observed closely: "Wow, Li Fan's legs are really long and straight!"

Li Fan shook his legs apprehensively, "It's all legs from the neck down."

"You can't tell that Li Fan is wearing low-end pants." Yang Xiyu pressed his fingers on Li Fan's waist, "Actually, Li Fan started to split from here."

With a funny face, Shen Feng pulled away Yang Xiyu's hand from Li Fan's waist, "Hey, don't touch his ass!"

(Audience rocks back and forth with laughter.)
Wang Yudao: "As soon as our Li Fan raised his leg, we were two meters away! You are doomed, come on, one two three!"

The Invincible Youth team said in unison: "You are bound to lose!"

Zhang Lin asked, "What if you can't beat us?"

Wang Yu said confidently: "I quit the showbiz!"

Li Fan's legs were limp at that time, he pulled Wang Yu and said, "Dude, your bet is too high."

"It's okay, Li Fan, I trust you, go!"

Li Fan walked up to the prop, sketched in his mind the approximate trajectory of his right leg kicking out, and after finding a good distance, he gritted his teeth fiercely, and his right leg flew up suddenly, as if an eagle was fighting the sky, only to hear a "pop" , The cloth strips from top to bottom fell to the ground instantly!
Everyone was dumbfounded:
"Wow!"

"how is this possible?"

"I am not wrong, right?"

……

Wang Yu picked up the cloth strip marked 1 meters from the cloth strips, and his face collapsed: "Brother, you are so tall and long-legged that you are blind for nothing."

Shen Feng laughed loudly: "Li Fan, what's the use of being tall? What's the use of having long legs? Isn't it still the same height as my short legs?"

Zhang Zhi and Cai Fen applauded happily:

"Yeah!"

"It's killing me!"

Wang Yu glanced at Yu Lele, the last "miniature doll" in his team who did not appear on stage, and said, "It's over, it seems that I'm going to quit the showbiz, Li Fan, come again, not for anything else, just for Prove yourself!"

Hearing this, Li Fan glanced at Huang Ama next to him, weighed his toughness again, and then gave up, "That... Teacher Zhang Yi, it's time for you to appear."

For the old artist team, Zhang Yi, who played last, kicked a 1.4 with all his strength, and their cumulative score reached 9.
At present, the cumulative score of the Invincible Youth Team is 7 meters, which means that Yu Lele needs to score at least 5 to win.

However, everyone carefully studied the height of the miniature doll, this is impossible!

Yu Lele, who is 1.62 meters in the Baidu data, is actually 1.5 meters tall, which is also called "height with shoes". It is not impossible to kick a 1.5-meter cloth belt from 1.7 meters, it depends on your flexibility Sex, if you have a good dance foundation from the previous actresses, you have a chance.

Although everyone previously ignored Internet celebrity Yu Lele in private, on stage, everyone enthusiastically cheered her on.

Yu Lele is quite flexible, although he can't kick his legs to the limit of straight up and down.She lifts her leg, then grabs the ankle and lifts the leg a little at a 20° angle from the vertical.

Seeing this, the teammates thought: It's over, just kick a 1.6-meter score!

But it was beyond everyone's expectations, but seeing Lele's left leg tremblingly bent downwards, and then jumped up with one leg, the next moment, the whole person threw himself on the prop.

Others kicked on the spot, and some stood up and kicked, but she jumped with her legs up and her ankles in her arms!

boom!
Yu Lele slammed flat on the sponge pad and made a "Oh my god" sound. At the same time, the cloth belts fell down one after another.

Li Fan subconsciously withdrew his body, unable to bear to look directly at him.

Everyone was dumbfounded, isn't this too hard work?
"Are you all right?"

"Girl, how are you?"

"This is an entertainment program, not the Olympics, don't play with your life!"

Yu Lele rubbed her neck, stood up with the support of Guan Tong and Cai Fen, and smiled easily: "It's okay!"

Li Fan started applauding, "Amazing!"

Shen Tao teased: "You, Li Fan, are as tall as other girls. Yu Lele scored 1.7. The Invincible Youth Team will counterattack, next round!"

No one expected that the winner of the competition was not the tall and long-legged Li Fan, but the "miniature doll" Yu Lele.

Although it was an entertainment show purely to amuse the audience, Yu Lele's efforts showed that she had won more respect, and the stars on stage interacted more with her.

In the second round, the old artist team came up with a new trick. Shen Feng came up in a handstand position and directly kicked off the 2 meter cloth belt.

Seeing this, Wang Yu said disdainfully: "You guys can stand on your head, we can't? We still have an ace in our team, Li Fan, come here! With Li Fan's height and long arms, he can kick him up to 2 meters in a headstand. 9!"

Li Fan joked: "Theoretically, it's not impossible!"

"Li Fan, go!"

Li Fan was helpless, "But I can't stand on my head!"

"It's okay, we will help you!"

Everyone stretched out their hands to help Li Fan stand on his head, and the old artist team immediately protested:
"No, no, you have to do it yourself!"

"If it's a human gang, then just lift the person up?"

……

Shen Tao said: "Li Fan, you have to stand on your head by yourself, no one else can help you!"

Li Fan rolled his eyes and said, "I don't need to stand on my head, let's see how I can handle the 2m!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he suddenly took off half of the shoe on his right foot, then raised his right foot and swayed back and forth, trying to find the flight path of the shoe.

"Li Fan is going to cheat!"

"Don't cheat, Li Fan!"

……

The old artist team just questioned a few words, but saw that the shoes had already flown out.

With a sound of "swish", the shoe detached from Li Fan's right foot, and quickly flew to the top of the prop, heading straight for the 2.9-meter-high cloth belt.

After the insignificant "噗", the audience laughed and cried immediately.

Wang Yu sat down on the ground and laughed.

Zhang Zhi covered her stomach and laughed out of shape, the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes were particularly conspicuous.

The empress laughed exaggeratedly while fucking Gangpu, patted Li Fan and said, "You are so amazing!"

Li Fan stared dumbfounded at the shoes stuck between the 2m and 9m cloth straps, "Ah?!"

The shoe was just so impartially stuck between the two high cloth straps, it was stable, and soon it didn't move or shake.

But the audience at the scene and the celebrity guests on the stage were all trembling with laughter, and they were all kicked into the laughing hole by this magical kick.

"how did you do that?"

"Li Fan, you are so awesome!"

"Oh my god, I'm convinced!"

Li Fan looked up at the shoe stuck on the high place, it was amazing!

Shen Tao laughed, he secretly wiped his lips, and said, "Li Fan, zero points!"

……

The two rounds of "My Long Legs" ended, the two sides drew, and the competition entered the second event of "Star Games", "Splitting Relay"

Shen Tao said: "This game is very simple. All the players are on the stage, their feet are connected, and the team with the longest total distance wins. Winning or losing is determined in one round. Okay, the old artist team will start first!"

All the stars of the old artist team took the stage, including Zhang Zhi, Cai Fen, and Jia Wen. Except for Zhang Zhi, the other two can completely lower their forks, but Cai Fen is very tall and splits her legs Open, with the toes stretched out, directly 2 meters 45.

The old artist team had a total score of 12.4 meters, and the youth invincible team was stunned.

"I'll go, their grades are so good? Li Fan, you can't cheat, right?"

Li Fan chuckled: "You're right."

"Then you are the last one, let's stretch hard in front!"

The Youth Invincible Team began to challenge the length of 12.4 meters.

Guan Tong took the lead, split his legs, and sat down instantly. The scale on the ground showed: 2 meters 32.

Li Fan was overjoyed: "You can do it!"

Guan Tong raised his eyebrows.

The next one was Shen Yue, his right toe touched Guan Tong's left toe, his hip moved to the left, his left leg stepped forward, stood still, then took a deep breath, and did not move again.

Li Fan urged: "Hurry up!"

Wang Yu also urged: "Brother, hurry up!"

Shen Yue looked up at them, and said confidently: "I'm done, you guys will take over?"

Everyone looked at the distance of 1.6 meters, and they were all dumbfounded.

"what?"

"Don't make trouble!"

Shen Yue explained: "I'm the same as Li Fan, my bones are hard, hey, don't pull it, it hurts!"

Everyone came together, you pulled the left leg and I pulled the right foot, and there were those who helped maintain the balance of the body, and those who made Shen Yue grin his teeth in pain.

With the efforts of the team members, Shen Yue finally stretched out another 10 centimeters.

Yang Xiyu made the relay, easily lowered the fork, and added 2.1 meters. Yu Lele used his breastfeeding strength to split a distance of 1.9, and then Wang Yu added 2.38 meters.

Li Fan's performance in the final relay became the key point of this round and the whole game.

Wang Yu gritted his teeth in pain and said: "Li Fan, as long as you hit it to 2 meters, we will win!"

"2 meters?"

"That's right, even Yu Lele has hit 1 meters. There is nothing wrong with your two meters!"

Li Fan collapsed. He thought he was physically passable, although he was a little thin.He is especially good at playing basketball, and his jumping ability and waist and abdomen strength are also unusually good, but it's just this splitting, it's really not good!
"Li Fan, hurry up!"

"Hurry up, I can't take it anymore!"

……

Li Fan took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and slammed his legs open. The toe of his right toe touched Wang Yu, and with a push of his left toe to the left, he took a big step of 1 meters!

He frowned, it hurt so much!

"Beautiful, Li Fan!"

"Great, come on, keep going!"

……

The stars of the old artist team all came to watch the excitement in front of Li Fan, and they kept threatening:

"Don't be brave, health is the most important thing!"

"You're going to break your leg and sit in a wheelchair, it's not worth it!"

……

The audience and the Youth Invincible Team began to shout:
"come on!"

"come on!"

"come on!"

……

Li Fan's heart was surging, he continued to grit his teeth, and rubbed his left toe forward vigorously.

Shen Tao said loudly: "Great Li Fan, 1 meters! Go on, there is still 95 centimeters left!"

Li Fan's face was flushed from suffocation, his hips and the bends of his legs were painful, he gritted his teeth, and pushed his toes forward hard.

Shen Tao shouted: "Li Fan, go on, 1 meter 98, only 2 centimeters short, all in one breath!"

Li Fan closed his eyes and went all out, girl, fight!

With an "ah", he poked out a piece of his heel to the left.

At this time, there was only a "click" sound on the stage, which was clearly heard by the stars, and it was the sound of cloth being torn.

All the stars stared at Li Fan's crotch unscrupulously "with evidence to rely on".

Li Fan turned pale with shock, this is the end of the game, my buddy will not be guaranteed in the early festival.

He suddenly lowered his head and looked at the tight crotch, is it not broken? !

At this time, I only heard an awkward voice coming from the relay team: "Don't look at Li Fan, it's me!"

Everyone turned their eyes away, but they saw that Shen Yue was covering his crotch with both hands, running towards the backstage quickly with his legs intertwined.

For a moment, the audience burst into laughter.

The entire Youth Invincible Team's already lined up relay formation was chaotic in an instant, and everyone sat on the ground and patted the stage laughing.

As for Li Fan, looking at Shen Yue's messy back, he instantly lay on the stage and burst into tears laughing, luck, luck!
……

After Shen Yue changed into a pair of pants, the recording of the whole program of "Ace vs. Ace" finally came to an end as the Youth Invincible Team completed another challenge.

Shen Tao said: "Thank you for watching tonight's "Ace Vs Ace". I hope that the wonderful performances of the stars can bring happiness and happiness to your life. See you in the next episode!"

The audience stood up one after another, shouted the names of their favorite stars frantically, and gave extremely warm applause.

"Li Fan!"

"Wang Yu!"

"Li Fan!"

"Xi language!"

……

Among the thick shouts one after another, Li Fan's fans accounted for one-third, and other stars shared the remaining two-thirds!
(End of this chapter)