The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 338 "Ace vs. Ace"

In "Legend of the White Snake", Xu Xian is played by an actress. Countless people were kept in the dark about this back then. After all, the information at that time was not as developed as it is today.

Some viewers have indeed found a trace of femininity and femininity in "Xu Xian", but they still dare not imagine that a TV series will arrange a woman to play this role in reverse, after all, they cannot understand.

Moreover, Xu Xian's cross-dressing is completely different from the female disguised as a man in other TV dramas. In other TV dramas, the female disguised as a man can basically be seen by the blind, which also challenges the audience's IQ.

As for why "Legend of the White Snake" arranged for the actress to play the role of Xu Xian, the person involved said that it was fun for her, but it was an experiment for the director, so he tried a classic TV series with far-reaching influence.

After Zhang Zhi introduced the story behind the crew of "The Legend of White Snake", the competition of "Ace vs. Ace" officially began.

On the stage, a total of 12 stars from the two teams lined up on both sides, namely:
Old artist team: Shen Feng, Zhang Lin, Cai Fen, Zhang Yi, Jia Wen, Zhang Zhi.

Invincible Youth Team: Wang Yu, Li Fan, Guan Tong, Yu Lele, Shen Yue, Yang Xiyu.

Shen Tao said: "Let's play the first game, "I Have You or Not". Everyone, please listen to the rules of the game!"

Shen Tao began to introduce the rules. In fact, the rules are very simple: all 12 players from both sides participate in the game.

If someone in the opposing team has no experience similar to his own, that person will deduct 1 point.The team that loses all their points is defeated! (Each person has 10 points.)
For example: If the old artist team Zhang Lin is the first to ask the Youth Invincible team a question, saying that he has played the emperor, then all the stars present who have played the emperor will raise their hands.

Among them, if there is someone in the Youth Invincible team who has never played the role of emperor, then this person will deduct 1 point, leaving 9 points.

Shen Tao: "Have everyone heard the rules of the competition clearly? Please ask the old artist team to come up with the questions first!"

Among the old artist team, Zhang Lin was the first to ask a question. He stared at him, but it turned out that he really said: "I have played the role of the emperor!"

I'm confused here about Youth Invincible. Who has acted in it?Everyone looked at each other in shock. Yes, points will be deducted for the first question.

Zhang Lin leaned back proudly and laughed, "Hahaha!"

As soon as the laughter started, Guan Tong raised his hand, "I've acted before!"

The stars are puzzled:

"what?"

"what?"

"If you want to act, you have to play the queen, it's not your turn to play the emperor!"

"You also cheat?"

……

Guan Tong said: "I have actually acted before. In "Emperor in Disgrace", I played a guest role when Emperor Chongzhen was an infant. At that time, it was difficult for me to distinguish between male and female."

Shen Tao: "Oh, then you are amazing!"

"My memory of before the age of seven is basically zero. My mother left me a diary, which records everything."

Shen Tao: "Later, please find the video material for everyone. Let's watch Xiaoxi's reverse performance when he was a child. Invincible Youth Team, please ask your opponent!"

Yang Xiyu took the lead and said, "Let me tell you one thing. I stopped the water when I took a shower! Do you have any?"

Shen Feng laughed loudly when he heard the words: "The water stops when you take a shower? Then you are too weak! Do you still have bubbles when you blow it? Yo, look at your teammates, none of them raised their hands."

Yang Xiyu said happily: "Then turn around and look at your teammates!"

When Shen Feng turned around, he was dumbfounded. Among his teammates, Zhang Yi, Zhang Zhi, and Cai Fen all raised their hands honestly.

Shen Feng squinted his eyes and said: "Do you know why our team encountered so many people without water for bathing? Children, this proves one thing, we have eaten more salt than you have traveled!"

Zhang Yi applauded: "That's beautiful!"

Cai Fen happily said: "That's the truth!"

Wang Yu counterattacked, saying: "To put it bluntly, the older you get, the more you have experienced."

Shen Feng: "Then I haven't encountered a water cut-off when taking a shower, we should be in the same team."

Shen Yue said: "You can push it down, it's because you are too lazy to take a bath once a month, it's too difficult to think about it."

The stars teased each other, and there was laughter on and off the stage.

It was the turn of the old artist team again. Jia Wen thought for a while and said, "I have been scolded for lack of quality, do you have any?"

Whoa!
The other 11 stars on the stage all raised their hands.

Jia Wen said in surprise, "Wow, have you been scolded before?"

All the stars have poured out their bitterness:
"Nonsense, is a star who has never been scolded by netizens a star?"

"Go to my Weibo and have a look, there are more people who scold me than praise me!"

"I eat a bowl of 20 yuan Malatang, and netizens say I show off my wealth!"

……

Yu Lele, who was basically silent throughout the show, interrupted: "Netizens who scolded me for being able to circle the earth, I'm just recruiting someone with a bad physique."

As a result, no one paid any attention to her, and she finally realized that Internet celebrity ≠ star.

Shen Tao laughed loudly, "This question has no lethality. Invincible Youth Team please come up with a question."

Wang Yu said: "Li Fan, you make one move and kill the enemy with one move!"

Li Fan thought for a while, "I have won the "Advanced Individual Title" issued by the Beijing Municipal Government."

Zhang Zhi asked suspiciously, "What kind of award is that?"

Wang Yu explained: "Sister Zhi is a government award for her outstanding performance in disaster relief."

Zhang Zhi nodded and applauded.

Cai Fen said "Hong Kong Pu": "It's so excellent!"

Other stars also praised it one after another!
Shen Tao said: "As long as anyone who has received similar government awards in disaster relief, please raise your hand."

None of the stars raised their hands at the scene, and all members of the old artist team were deducted 1 point.

……

After a few rounds of the show, Li Fan said again: "I am exempted from taking the Beijing University exam!"

Shen Tao quickly said: "Li Fan, do you have anything else to say next: I have published a book, I founded a school of thought, I have won world records... Li Fan, please don't hurt us by showing off your superiority, please change to someone more grounded. Angry!"

Down to earth?

Li Fan thought for a while: "When I was a child, I licked the doorknob in winter!"

Shen Tao's tongue numb, "This is amazing, as a northerner, I give you a thumbs up!"

The Southern-born star was puzzled:
"Why do you lick doorknobs in winter?"

"Wow, so many of you have licked?"

"Li Fan, how do you feel?"

Li Fan recalled: "This feeling is cool, astringent, numb, and there is a tearing feeling, that is the feel!"

Zhang Yi asked: "Does licking the horizontal bar in winter count?"

Shen Tao: "It's okay! Although parents clearly tell their children not to lick, many children still do it. Thinking about it, it was really stupid."

Li Fan said: "That's it, what is done on paper is always shallow, and I know that this matter must be practiced!"

Several stars in the south still can't understand, what kind of feeling is that?

Cai Fen started to think: "Isn't it great?"

Shen Feng nodded again and again: "That's right, it's really cool! It's our team's turn, I'll give one out, I have an experience, I didn't bring paper when I went to the toilet! Do you have any?"

"Huh!" Shen Tao looked disgusted, "This is an interesting question, anyone who has this kind of experience please raise your hand!"

Shen Tao's eyes swept away, and all the stars were silent for a while, but he saw a delicate arm raised in the Youth Invincible Team.

Li Fan was dumbfounded when he saw this, girl, don't be too serious, you are a girl!

Guan Tong raised his hand, looked at the crowd, and thought to himself: Hey, are you and Shen Feng so stupid?
After a little hesitation, Zhang Yi also raised his hand in shame, "I have had this experience too!"

"This question should be cut, but what I particularly want to know is how you solved it."

The audience burst out laughing, and they like to spy on the privacy of celebrities. Are they like me, when they don't bring toilet paper...

Shen Tao: "Shen Feng, please tell me first, how did you deal with it at that time."

Shen Feng said: "It's easy, just ask the assistant to deliver the paper!"

"Teacher Zhang Yi, how about you?"

"I have a big face, so I borrowed it from my buddies around me."

"Where's Guan Tong?"

When asked about Guan Tong, everyone's eyes immediately focused on her. After all, everyone is more interested in women's privacy.

"me--"

Li Fan quickly grabbed her and interrupted: "Her, when she went to the toilet without paper, she was still at the age of bedwetting, and she has a mother."

Li Fan brushed this off, and then hurriedly said: "Okay, it's our turn, let me say one more thing, I was chased by a dog!"

Shen Tao asked curiously: "And then?"

"Then the two of us ran a race, but I found that I couldn't run it obviously. It has four legs, and I only have two!"

Shen Tao said: "Then you must have been bitten?"

"I was flying at the time, and I felt like I was going to die. I had imagined countless times that I was an invincible hero, able to fly into the sky and escape from the ground, and conquer all beings. But at that moment, I realized that I couldn't even conquer a dog."

(Audience burst into laughter.)
Shen Tao asked: "What about after that?"

"I recognized the huge gap in strength between the enemy and us, and when it was about to bite me, I instantly made the wisest decision in my life!"

"What decision?"

"I stopped suddenly, turned around, pointed domineeringly, and looked at it fiercely, stared at it motionless, and met it with my sharp eyes."

"Then you're done!"

"No, it was finished. After barking a few times in front of me, it kicked off and ran away! This is the superhero scene that I staged when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school. Thank you everyone!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he waved his hand proudly, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Shen Tao: "Attention everyone, please raise your hand if you have been chased by a dog."

Li Fan added: "The key is to escape successfully!"

……

After a few rounds, Shen Feng asked a tough question, he said: "I have been to the Spring Festival Gala, do you have any?"

The stars are stupid, everyone has never been on it.

Shen Feng shook his shoulders triumphantly, "I've been to the "Spring Festival Gala" three times! Are points deducted now? It's just so good, there's no way, it's time for your Invincible Youth Team!"

Guan Tong shook Li Fan's arm excitedly, and said, "Li Fan, I thought of one for you!"

"what?"

"You refused the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala!"

Li Fan: "Uh..."

Shen Feng hurriedly said: "I'm referring to the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala, sister, not the local satellite TV."

Guan Tong puffed out his chest and said, "I'm also referring to Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala!"

Everyone was astonished when they heard the words.

Shen Feng was shocked: "Really?"

Guan Tong: "Really, it just happened in the past few days."

Zhang Lin was very surprised: "The invitation to the Spring Festival Gala, Li Fan, you don't want to go?"

Wang Yu enviously said: "I can't? I want to go but they still haven't invited me!"

……

The audience was also shocked:

"Wow, is Li Fan so dragged now?"

"How many stars are looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala but have no chance, but you treat it as nothing."

"I'm done!"

……

Li Fan quickly explained: "I am also very sorry that I can't go to the Spring Festival Gala. First of all, I would like to thank the Spring Festival Gala program team of Beijing TV Station for their love for me, and thank director Wei Kun for his favor.

Because the Spring Festival Gala sent me a short-term notice, my ability is limited and my talent is limited, and I cannot present an excellent program to the audience in such a short period of time. In order not to waste the precious time of the Spring Festival Gala column team, and to prevent everyone Disappointed, so after communicating with Director Wei Kun, I regret to miss it. Thank you Director Wei Kun for your understanding.

……

I hope that I will be lucky enough to be favored by the Spring Festival Gala in the future. At that time, I will definitely set aside a lot of time to prepare for the Spring Festival Gala.Here, I would like to say sorry to Beijing TV, to the Spring Festival Gala program group, to director Wei Kun, and to all the viewers who prefer me! "

After Li Fan finished speaking, he bowed deeply to the camera.

All the stars admired, this is why Li Fan is so good, he is not only talented!

Shen Tao asked: "Li Fan, are you sure you don't need this?"

"No need for this, I'll think of another one!" Li Fan thought for a while and said: "Yes! When I was a child, my dad planned to take me out on a 28 bicycle. He was chatting with the neighbors while riding the bike, but he forgot that I had already done it first. I sat in the back seat. Then he moved his legs back to get in the car, and I flew out..."

Amidst the laughter, Shen Tao couldn't help laughing and said: "If you have been accidentally injured by your parents, please raise your hands!"

Whoa!
All the celebrities raised their hands. It turned out that everyone had a "tragic" childhood!

Shen Feng said disdainfully: "Li Fan, what are you? My father was teasing me with a toy gun. He thought there were no bullets in it, but he fired a shot at my hand, and then I burst into tears. The mother playing mahjong yelled, "Mom save me! ""

"and then?"

"My mother stuffed a piece of chocolate into my mouth and then went on to play mahjong. I guess I was going to be crazy at that time!"

(Audience gasped one after another...)
"You're just like you. When my dad changed my diaper, other people would use two legs, so he would use one leg, and then I dislocated my joint!"

"I am often accidentally injured, but I feel that every time I am accidentally injured, it is my mother who takes the opportunity to beat me!"

In the joyful atmosphere of the scene, this session is coming to an end.

Zhang Zhi made a very contemporary comment, "I jumped over the rubber band! What about you? Points will be deducted!"

Yu Lele was confused, Guan Tong was dumbfounded, Yang Xiyu was stunned, and Wang Yu was dizzy. He thought to himself, what is "jumping rubber bands"?
Among the Invincible Youth Team, only Li Fan raised his hand silently.

Shen Feng didn't believe it: "Li Fan, let's not say that this rubber band is danced by a girl. Let me ask you, at your age, do you know what rubber band dancing is?"

"You know, I danced with girls in the countryside when I was young. I still remember nursery rhymes: Little ball, kick with your feet, Malan flowers bloom 21, two five six, two five seven, two eight two nine 31!"

Zhang Zhi's heart surged with heat, and he said excitedly: "Yes, this is it! I'm so touched!"

Zhang Lin laughed loudly: "Li Fan, you are from the same age as Sister Zhi!"

Li Fan smiled: "That's right, why is Sister Zhi so young and beautiful?"

Sister Zhi suddenly became beautiful after being praised.

The last question of this session was given by the empress Cai Fen, but this question is too common, she said: "When I was a child, I wore my mother's high heels!"

In an instant, all the women present raised their hands.

Li Fan looked at these slender arms, then raised his arms silently and hesitantly.

Shen Tao laughed wildly: "Hahaha, so you are like this Li Fan!"

Wang Yu raised his arm embarrassingly, "Actually, there's me!"

"You...you..."

(End of this chapter)