The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 333 Teaching
There are non-vegetarian guests at home, and a collision of Chinese and foreign cultures is staged.

As soon as the door opened, Li Ma smiled and said: "Hey, this girl is so beautiful, come in quickly."

"Thank you!"

When Li Ma was stunned, Guan Tong said the second sentence immediately, "Auntie is also very beautiful!"

Mama Li laughed, "Fast forward, hey, why did you buy so many gifts? How much did you spend?!"

Guan Tong thought about it seriously, "Uh, more than 1300."

Li Ma was stunned again, why didn't she and herself be on the same channel?

The meals at home were basically ready, and Li’s father and Li’s mother were busy serving the dishes. Guan Tong really asked, “Uncle and aunt, do you need my help?”

"You don't know how to get help from guests, so go and play with your sister!"

"Okay, Auntie!"

Then, Guan Tong hugged the jelly and started playing.

After busy work, Zhang Xiaofei wiped his forehead. Fortunately, Brother Fan and her are fine.

The family is busy with the banquet, while Li Fan is holding his shoulders and observing the enemy's situation outside through the balcony. The security captain is using his three-inch tongue to negotiate with the other party, but it is estimated that there will be no substantive results, even if he drives away Probably will be back soon.

Hey, the privacy aspect of being a celebrity is such a huge issue, especially when it comes to things like this.Come on, don't worry about it, who made us earn this money.

Just when Li Fan was having a headache with this group of Yu Ji, Sister Jiang called, and she gave Li Fan a trick: webcast.

Webcasting is a product with mixed reputations. Of course, there are more "destroyed" aspects, but for celebrities, it is a platform for intimate interaction with fans and closer relationships. Interactive experience.

But a star is a star after all, and it may be live broadcasted once or twice, but definitely not too many times. After all, fighting for a job with an Internet celebrity doesn't make people laugh?
Li Fan nodded in agreement, no problem.

Sister Jiang said: "Wait a minute, I'll talk to you about the price."

"No need, Sister Jiang, I'm not interested in the money."

Sister Jiang curled her lips: "You are always vacillating between lofty and vulgar. If you say you are noble, you are vulgar. If you say you are vulgar, you are still noble. Do you think you are contradictory?"

Li Fan had a live broadcast before, and two years later, this is the second live broadcast.

He used to dislike the live broadcast platform (only for entertainment live broadcast), he was very resistant, what about "666!", what about "gifts", and what "you don't give me gifts, I won't dance" ...

Li Fan can see the excitement, but giving gifts, uh...

But now, Li Fan's thoughts on the live broadcast platform have slightly changed, because he found that there are still some high-quality programs, such as a live broadcast room that focuses on overseas travel, which really opened Li Fan's eyes who have never been to Africa , For example, some anchors can indeed contribute wonderful content.

It's just that there are too few such high-quality programs, and the attention of this kind of high-quality programs in his heart is far less than that of popular female anchors.

Li Fan downloaded Fruit Live again, entered the account number, entered the live broadcast room, and then said to the empty screen, "Hi everyone, I'm Li Fan!"

For a while, no one responded.

"Today, my good friend is a guest at home, and we will start a live broadcast for a while."

A barrage appeared on the screen: You... Li Fan?High imitation, right?

"I really am!"

As soon as the voice fell, the barrage instantly filled the screen.

"Eh, Li Fan?"

"Is it my Shuai Li, is this really my Shuai Li?"

"Damn it, you're so surprised! Wait a minute, I'll top up the value and give you a reward."

Li Fan waved at the screen again and again, "Don't, don't, I don't want to reward, it's not easy for everyone, just watch and have fun!"

"It's still the taste of the first live broadcast, Shuai Li has not changed his original intention."

Ding Dong!

System message: "Uncle Loves Cute Girl" gave the host a basket of duck pears.

Ding dong!System message: "There are cauliflowers between the teeth" gave the anchor a bunch of grapes.

……

Li Fan quickly said: "Everyone, don't, don't, don't stop, I'm just kidding, I really don't want to reward you."

……

In an instant, the entire fruit live broadcast platform was in chaos, and all major live broadcast rooms fell into ruin.

"Damn it, everyone go to the next door, Li Fan is live!"

"Really? No way, there's no notice!"

"real!"

……

"Extraordinary, cultural idol airborne fruit live broadcast!"

"Brothers, don't look at long-legged low-cut outfits. You can see them whenever you want. If you want to see Li Fan, you have to wait a thousand years!"

"I'm sorry, miss, let's go first, it's not that you are not good, but the next door is Li Fan!"

……

It was as if a blockbuster airdropped the fruit live broadcast, and the live broadcast rooms of the entire live broadcast platform were completely swiped, and then the barrage exploded rapidly, and fans of the entire platform flooded into Li Fan's live broadcast room in a short time.

There's no way, let alone Li Fan, any A-list star who occasionally broadcasts a live broadcast will definitely attract attention. You may not be a fan of him, but you will join in the fun, right?

The fruit live broadcast office was also full of exclamations. All the employees put down their work and stared at the screen helplessly.

"My God, Li Fan's account is actually a scam?"

"It's such an honor!"

"It's been two years, I have a child, and Li Fan has only started a live broadcast for the second time!"

"I'm going, why didn't you notify us in advance, we are good at promoting, this is Li Fan!"

"Manager Zhang! Li Fan has bubbles, what should I do?"

Li Fan's outburst caused chaos on and off the live broadcast platform, both in front and behind the scenes. After all, it happened too suddenly. You, a big shot like you, would like to give you a notice so that you can warm up for a week or two.

Li Fan's mobile phone was soon filled with countless barrages. The barrages passed by in a hurry, and gifts were rained down one after another.

That is to say, Li Fan has good eyesight and quick brain, and he can even select some questions from the barrage to answer.

A netizen asked: "Li Fan, what friend is here?"

Li Fan: "Guan Tong, you guys know Guan Tong, he is that little child star. He has grown up now and just came back from the United States."

"Li Fan, show us Guan Tong!"

"I grew up watching her on TV, let's see if she grows up or not!"

Li Fan pointed the phone camera at Guan Tong, "How about it, isn't it beautiful!"

"It's okay!"

"Fortunately, it's good that there is no long-term disability!"

"It's just incomparable with Gu Yating!"

"Daughter-in-law, it's better to keep the original one!"

……

Another netizen said:
"Handsome Li, I want to see jelly!"

"Yes, I want jelly too!"

……

No problem, Li Fan greeted Jelly, "Come, let's dance for thousands of brothers and sisters."

Jelly widened her eyes, "Where are the brothers and sisters?"

"It's hidden in this phone!"

"Brother, you are lying!"

"You're not lying, didn't I tell you about Aladdin's magic lamp? This is Aladdin's magic machine!"

……

There are also netizens with serious tastes who said they want to see Auntie, but when the camera turns, all netizens are disappointed.

"Oh my god, I won't watch anymore!"

"Auntie looks very kind!"

"It looks like a loyal and responsible person!"

……

Li Fan talked nonsense with the netizen, then handed the phone to Guan Tong, "You talk, I'll go to the bathroom."

The live broadcast is very new to Guan Tong, she watched it curiously with her mobile phone, "Hey, it's really fun, interesting!"

The fun was temporary, and soon she was hit hard.

"Miss, are you afraid that Gu Yating will be jealous when you come to Li Fan's house?"

"Sister, you are so courageous!"

"How can a woman follow a man home for thousands of miles? Something will happen when I go home!"

"In China, there is a taboo among adults."

……

Guan Tong was embarrassed, "Really?" "Really?" "Oh!"...

When Li Fan walked out of the bathroom, Guan Tong with a flushed face asked, "Li Fan, is it according to domestic etiquette that I shouldn't come?"

Li Fan: "Uh, this one—"

Mama Li interrupted: "It's nothing, it's too late for us to welcome you!"

“But netizens say I shouldn’t come!”

Father Li said: "The netizens are just joking, don't listen to them, they love to talk nonsense."

"Ah, really?"

Dad Li said: "Really, don't Americans talk about a sense of humor? We netizens are all humorous! Uncle wishes for you to come every day!"

Guan Tong turned from worry to joy, "Well, uncle and aunt, it's more difficult to come every day, I come often!"

Li's father and Li's mother smiled, but when they turned around and walked into the kitchen, they looked at each other:

"What's the matter with this girl?"

"Do you understand cultural conflict? This is called cultural conflict."

Guan Tong is just a banana, yellow on the outside and white on the inside. Although she immigrated at the age of seven or eight, she has completely forgotten her memories of before the age of seven or eight.

After arriving in the United States, my parents divorced, and my father found a foreign mother for himself. My father was in business, and I didn’t see him once in ten and a half months. She was brought up by a foreign mother. Although my mother tongue is still fluent in Chinese, But thinking has been basically westernized.

Americans make jokes when they go to the Chinese Congress because they are not acclimatized. On the contrary, the same is true for Chinese people going to the United States. There must be a process of adaptation.

This kind of cultural conflict is fully reflected in the small dinner table.

Father Li sat down at the dining table and said, "Come on, girl, sit down and eat. What's the word called? Party! Welcome to party!"

Guan Tong was puzzled: Uncle, why did you sit down first? "Okay, Uncle!"

Seeing Guan Tong sitting down, Father Li thought to himself: You're really welcome, and I won't let anyone else!

Everyone sat down to eat, Guan Tong was not very proficient with chopsticks, Mama Li wanted to get her a fork, and Guan Tong said: "Auntie, I want to use chopsticks, do as the Romans do."

Seeing everyone serving her food, Guan Tong hesitated. She looked at her rice bowl and felt a headache.

Although her thinking is different from that of the Chinese people, she has made a lot of seemingly outrageous actions in the past two days, but she is not stupid. She didn't say that it was unhygienic and contagious like some "sea turtles" (some "sea turtles" pretended to be contagious) more likely).

She smiled awkwardly, "Thank you, auntie, thank you, uncle!" Then, biting the bullet and gritting her teeth, she had to sink her head down and eat the food in the bowl.

Li Fan said: "Xiaotong, what do you want to drink, I'll get it for you from the refrigerator."

"Li Fan, no need, I'll take it myself!" Guan Tong said, then got up and went to the kitchen to look through the refrigerator.

Everyone at the table looked at each other, speechless for a moment.

Brother Wang whispered embarrassingly: "Guan Tong is an American, and his way of thinking is different from ours. Please bear with me."

Li Fan whispered: "Understood, we will be puzzled when we are guests in American homes."

The mobile phone was propped on the coffee table, and netizens exclaimed after seeing this scene:

"If this daughter-in-law comes to my house, we must be yellow!"

"In the front, it's because your family is not tolerant, married a foreign daughter-in-law and still get along with the customs in China? Do you understand each other, the most annoying thing is chirping."

"What's wrong with the foreign daughter-in-law? When you enter the country, you have to do as the Romans do!"

"With your kindness, can a foreign daughter-in-law marry you?"

"Stop arguing, stop arguing! This is not Li Fan's wife, but a friend."

……

The entire family banquet, it can be said that no one is used to it after a meal, and they are a little uncomfortable, Li's father, Li mother and others are, and so is Guan Tong.

Only the little jelly is the most free-wheeling, and it is a joy to eat it, and the lips are oily.

After eating, let alone, unexpectedly, Guan Tong would help pick up the bowls and chopsticks beyond Li Fan's expectation.

However, following Mama Li's words, "Girl, don't do anything, you don't know where to put it, I'll do it." After that, it returned to its original shape.

"Oh, that's right!" Guan Tong let go.

Brother Wang covered his face;

Zhang Xiaofei was stunned;
Li Fan smiled, then went back to the sofa and picked up the phone.

Netizens have suggested:
"Handsome Li, I can't have this girl!"

"It's better for us Tingting!"

"Just be friends, don't get too excited."

……

Li Fan smiled and said: "What are you thinking about? The live broadcast ends here today. If there is a chance in the future, we will start the live broadcast again."

Netizens strongly disagree. They finally looked forward to your live broadcast, but in the end they didn’t hear a few words from you at all. They just watched you eat. Brother, can you be more serious when you finally start a live broadcast?

Everyone tried their best to keep them, but the gifts were rushing down. Everyone was so enthusiastic, Li Fan said helplessly, "But the network is not good, why is it a bit stuck?"

"There may be too many people. Li Fan, watch the trailer and you can tell the authenticity of the screen at a glance. Can we have a chat?"

Li Fan shook his head: "I can't, the show hasn't aired yet, so I can't spoil it."

Many netizens asked Li Fan to introduce the knowledge of screens. Li Fan said: "Tell me some knowledge that you may not be able to find on the Internet. Do you know the idiom "disaster rises from Xiaoqiang"? It refers to internal disasters or disasters caused by people around you. But do you know what this "Xiao Qiang" refers to? Yes, screens!
However, there is still a difference between this "Xiao Wall" and the screen. It should be a screen wall made of bricks, which has the function of a screen, and the screen has gradually evolved from the original screen wall. "

Netizens:

"Li Fan, you are so talented!"

"I just like to listen to Li Fan's nonsense, er, no, teaching knowledge!"

……

Li Fan tapped his lips, "Don't worry, keep listening.

In ancient times, screens had various functions. In addition to shielding the outside world and blocking the wind, let me introduce a few others.

There is a plot in "Water Margin" where Chai Jin transfers to Ruisi Hall, which is where the emperor reads.There is a large screen in front of you, with green mountains and green waters painted on it. Turning to the back, you can see the "Four Bandits" written on it, Song Jiang, Wang Qing, Tian Hu, and Fang La.

There are also records in historical records that Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty wrote the names of governors and governors of various states and counties on the back of the screen for use when examining their merits.

Therefore, one of the functions of the screen is to serve as a memorandum of important events.

There is another function, which is purely decorative. For example, in the sixth chapter of "A Dream of Red Mansions", Jia Rong borrows a glass kang screen from Wang Xifeng.

Why did Jia Rong borrow this kang screen?He said that the guests at home came and wanted to show off and have a good time.

Can a screen be beautiful?Don't you guys have anything?But you may not know that glass, at that time, was a very magical thing for the people. It is unimaginable that it can be so transparent and see so clearly.

Of course, what is unimaginable is the price. This glass kang screen was very rare and expensive at that time!
Therefore, reading "Dream of Red Mansions", if you don't understand the writing background, you will not understand it well.

Okay, let’s just say this, the screen is a bit stuck! "

"No, Shuai Li, don't go!"

"Li Fan, I don't even listen to the teacher's lectures, but they all come to listen to your lectures. Don't make trouble!"

……

Li Fan shook his head, "Okay, I just mentioned the Kang screen. In fact, there are many types of screens, not just the giant two or three meters high, but also table screens, pillow screens, etc.

It is estimated that there are relatively few people who know about pillow screen, right?It is the screen placed in front of the pillow on the bed, which is used to block the head from the wind.

Bai Juyi wrote a poem especially for his pillow screen, called "Praise of the Tapir Screen", where the "tapir" refers to the giant panda.

Bai Juyi wrote a paragraph earlier, saying that he has a headache and uses this pillow screen to protect his head...

There is also a screen called Yanping, which is used to protect the inkstone from the wind. It is very small, because it took a lot of work to grind ink in ancient times. After finishing the ink, the ink might be dried by the wind after going out...

……

In "Famous Paintings of Past Dynasties", there is a record about screens: During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a famous painter named Cao Buxing. He was ordered to paint screens for Sun Quan. Unhappy, I took advantage of the situation and drew it as a fly.

Later, Sun Quan saw that the screen was well painted, but a fly landed on it.So he flicked it with his hand, but he missed it. After a closer look, it was a painting.

There are other versions of similar stories..."

"Shuai Li, besides Fengshui and mountain scenery, what else is there on the screen?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows: "Also, there is also the "Chungong Picture", and the Spring Palace picture can also be drawn on it. For example, Emperor Han Cheng did it, for example, Yang Guang——"

All the netizens gathered together immediately, and the exciting event finally came.

However, Li Fan suddenly changed the topic, "Well, let's not talk about this topic, it's not suitable for the family!"

Netizens:
"Let's talk, I just want to hear this!"

"That's right, what's the matter with the picture of Chun Gong on the screen?"

"Li Fan, stop showing off!"

……

When Li Fan was smiling brightly, the screen suddenly went black.

GG in the live broadcast room.

(End of this chapter)