The strongest brain in entertainment
Chapter 31
Chapter 31 The Blind Date Show
The place was boiling.
"I go!"
"Isn't that awesome?"
"Correction for the master of Chinese studies, and he is still a high school student!!"
"When I was in fucking high school, I didn't fully recognize all the Chinese characters, so I was corrected by the master!"
"Your sister, I am still proud of my son, this comparison..."
"Oh my god!"
"When I was 16 years old, I was studying the pronunciation of rare characters with famous scholars, and we were 16 years old and we dragged the mouse and shouted Double-kill!"
……
Zhan Jing University, a doctoral student in ancient literature, has corrected errors for famous scholars in the literary world.
Applause rang like a tide in the studio.
Enthusiasm, admiration, admiration, envy...
Xiaoxiao kept applauding: "Wonderful, very wonderful!"
Jia Yun's feeling of surprise has already spread all over her body. This can be said to be the climax of today's recording. This is a correction for Cai Yong.
Who is Cai Yong?He is not some expert who appears on TV programs and talks nonsense. This person is indeed a very well-known person in the literary world. He has extensive knowledge and seniority, which is not simple.
Jia Yun looked more favorably at Li Fan at this time, and gave a thumbs up and said, "Bull!"
Li Fan joked: "Actually, Teacher Cai said that on purpose. Let's see if anyone can point it out. Is it Teacher Cai?"
Cai Yong laughed loudly: "Hey, you understand me! Do you know what I mean?" Joking aside, Cai Yong then looked at Li Fan very appreciatively, which was completely the love of an elder for a younger generation. Talent comes out, and today's juniors are really not easy. I even corrected Jia Yun's mistakes, but I didn't expect that I couldn't remember it clearly. Maybe it was because I was getting old. When Li Fan reminded me, I thought about it and realized that I was wrong. I’m old!”
At this time, Peng Ren suddenly raised his arms, like those brainwashing lecturers engaged in pyramid schemes: "You will always be 18!"
Jia Yun made up the knife: "A child who can't grow up!"
Cai Yong smiled brightly. Although he lost face in front of the public today, people who really engage in literature and art like this will not have any psychological grudges about it. Instead, they will be very excited when they meet a talented young talent. The feeling of encountering a treasure by chance, of course, this is no longer a coincidence.
After Cai Yong sat down, he was still thinking about how Li Fan managed to be so knowledgeable and talented. It's incredible how talented he is. He's only 16 years old. How many books can he read?
Soon, the show entered the next segment, but Cai Yong suddenly interjected: "Li Fan, I will invite you to my house as a guest tomorrow, and please taste the high-quality Pu'er tea I just bought! Let's taste Talk about tea!"
Li Fan hurriedly bowed slightly: "Thank you, Teacher Cai!"
……
胜组晋级赛5个分赛中,4个分赛已经比完了,总成绩是:战国29分;尔雅27分;春秋13分。
Relying on the astonishing crushing strength of the Li Fan/Peng Ren combination, the Warring States team currently leads by 2 points.
Winner of the last sub-match of the group promotion competition - target timed competition.
The rules of the target timed competition: each group needs to guess 4 idioms correctly, one person describes and one person interprets, and there is one chance of "foul" and "pass".The three groups of contestants performed separately, and the group that guessed the four idioms correctly with the shortest time won.Among them, No.1 accumulates 5 points, No.2 accumulates 3 points, and No.3 accumulates 1 point.
Three groups of contestants: Warring States Team Wu Lili/Wu Qian; Chunqiu Team Jiang Feifei/Meng Tong; Erya Team Ximen Yufeng/Qin Han.
As usual, Jia Yun began to introduce the contestants. She first moved to Jiang Feifei/Meng Tong and introduced to everyone: "Dear friends, this group of contestants is a bit special. They are a 'mother and daughter' combination. Jiang Feifei's little The girl is only 13 years old this year, so despite her young age, she has already published three physical books, and I heard that they are now being serialized online?"
Jiang Feifei nodded embarrassedly.
"Oh, this Ms. Meng Tong is also a writer. Which one of you mother and daughter has more fans?"
Jiang Feifei said: "I have a lot!"
Jia Yun said: "Oh, you are not modest. Who knows more idioms?"
Jiang Feifei: "It must be my mother!"
Jia Yun asked: "Why?"
Jiang Feifei said seriously: "Because she has lived so much longer than me after all!"
puff!
There was laughter at the scene.
Jia Yun smiled and said: "Okay, you mother-daughter duo will start first. The daughter will describe the meaning, and Ms. Meng will guess the words." Jia Yun wiped her forehead with a gesture, looking scared, "Okay, I almost said it was the daughter's interpretation, Guess the word 'Mom'!"
There was a lot of laughter at the scene.
Jia Yun continued: "I'm afraid there will be some bad guys at the scene, so I really agree!"
The laughter stopped, and this group of competitions began.
The first idiom: [cardamom years]
Jiang Feifei: "Describe me, my age!"
Meng Tong: "Thirteen...Thirteen, please give me some more hints."
Jiang Feifei: "What was the name in ancient times at the age of 13?"
Meng Tong frowned: "Dancing... the year of dancing the spoon?"
Jiang Feifei: "Mom, describe me!"
Meng Tong said: "The year of the spoon dance! Isn't it right?"
"Mom, that's a boy! What's the first word, pornographic?"
Meng Tong thought for a while: "Weasel?"
"No, no, you fart when you eat something pornographic!"
"Soybeans... cardamom years!"
puff!The audience burst out laughing. Isn't it too rude to explain idioms like this, little girl?
……
This group performed poorly, and the four idioms took 1 minute and 57 seconds.
Jia Yun shook her head: "Now I understand why little girls have more fans than mothers. Ms. Meng, the Year of the Spoon Dance refers to boys between the ages of 13 and 15, while the Year of Cardamom refers to girls. "
Ms. Meng smiled sheepishly and said, "I'm not talented enough, everyone laughs at me."
Jia Yun was strolling in the courtyard at this time: ""Book of Rites · Nei Ze":'It took three years to learn music, recite poems and dance spoons. Chengtong danced elephants and learned archery.'Kong Yingdashu:'The spoon dancer Xiong Shiyun:'Spoons Key also. 'When I was thirteen, I learned the dance of the spoon.'"
There was applause everywhere, applauding the knowledgeable Jia Yun.
Jia Yun continued: "The age of 15 to 20 is called the year of the dancing elephant, the two teachers, am I right?"
Xiaoxiao said: "Yes, absolutely correct!"
Cai Yong also said: "I have always heard that Jia Yun is very talented, after these few episodes, it is as expected!"
"That is, the host who can host the "Huaguo Idiom Conference", can the level be poor?" Jia Yun boasted, and then said with a relaxed look, "It suffocates me, and I have been listening to the two guest teachers talking about the wind. It's been a month, and I finally seized the opportunity to show off!"
Jia Yun may be the female host who has the most comedy talent and is good at gags and jokes. Although she is serious and solemn when hosting legal programs, she is a very "comedy" person in private.
She came to Erya team Ximen Yufeng/Qin Han team again.
"I heard that you are called the 'Ancient Legacy' combination? Your two names are quite domineering! Ximen Yufeng, Qin Han."
Ximen Yufeng said: "Actually, it wasn't that name at first—"
Jia Yun: "Ximen Qing?"
"no no!"
Jia Yun: "Ximending?"
"No, no! Ximen Chuixue!"
Jia Yun joked: "You can pull it down, I think you should call Ximen bragging!!"
After the laughter stopped, Jia Yun said to Qin Han: "Qin Han, take care of your wife, she is dangerous!"
"Host, I don't have a wife yet, can you let me say a few more words?"
"can."
Qin Han stood still, with a tall and straight posture: "Hello everyone, respected female contestants, teachers, and hosts, my name is Qin Han, I am 25 years old, have no marriage history, no diseases, good health, good food, monthly income 8000, with a car and a house! I have been a grassroots student, went abroad to study abroad, learned a lot, and I am impassioned. I am here today, and I want to tie the knot with you and enter the bridal chamber together!"
At this time, Jia Yun picked up her mobile phone and said, "Hey, is this Teacher Meng? If someone named Qin Han goes to your show, all 24 lights will be turned off!"
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(End of this chapter)
The place was boiling.
"I go!"
"Isn't that awesome?"
"Correction for the master of Chinese studies, and he is still a high school student!!"
"When I was in fucking high school, I didn't fully recognize all the Chinese characters, so I was corrected by the master!"
"Your sister, I am still proud of my son, this comparison..."
"Oh my god!"
"When I was 16 years old, I was studying the pronunciation of rare characters with famous scholars, and we were 16 years old and we dragged the mouse and shouted Double-kill!"
……
Zhan Jing University, a doctoral student in ancient literature, has corrected errors for famous scholars in the literary world.
Applause rang like a tide in the studio.
Enthusiasm, admiration, admiration, envy...
Xiaoxiao kept applauding: "Wonderful, very wonderful!"
Jia Yun's feeling of surprise has already spread all over her body. This can be said to be the climax of today's recording. This is a correction for Cai Yong.
Who is Cai Yong?He is not some expert who appears on TV programs and talks nonsense. This person is indeed a very well-known person in the literary world. He has extensive knowledge and seniority, which is not simple.
Jia Yun looked more favorably at Li Fan at this time, and gave a thumbs up and said, "Bull!"
Li Fan joked: "Actually, Teacher Cai said that on purpose. Let's see if anyone can point it out. Is it Teacher Cai?"
Cai Yong laughed loudly: "Hey, you understand me! Do you know what I mean?" Joking aside, Cai Yong then looked at Li Fan very appreciatively, which was completely the love of an elder for a younger generation. Talent comes out, and today's juniors are really not easy. I even corrected Jia Yun's mistakes, but I didn't expect that I couldn't remember it clearly. Maybe it was because I was getting old. When Li Fan reminded me, I thought about it and realized that I was wrong. I’m old!”
At this time, Peng Ren suddenly raised his arms, like those brainwashing lecturers engaged in pyramid schemes: "You will always be 18!"
Jia Yun made up the knife: "A child who can't grow up!"
Cai Yong smiled brightly. Although he lost face in front of the public today, people who really engage in literature and art like this will not have any psychological grudges about it. Instead, they will be very excited when they meet a talented young talent. The feeling of encountering a treasure by chance, of course, this is no longer a coincidence.
After Cai Yong sat down, he was still thinking about how Li Fan managed to be so knowledgeable and talented. It's incredible how talented he is. He's only 16 years old. How many books can he read?
Soon, the show entered the next segment, but Cai Yong suddenly interjected: "Li Fan, I will invite you to my house as a guest tomorrow, and please taste the high-quality Pu'er tea I just bought! Let's taste Talk about tea!"
Li Fan hurriedly bowed slightly: "Thank you, Teacher Cai!"
……
胜组晋级赛5个分赛中,4个分赛已经比完了,总成绩是:战国29分;尔雅27分;春秋13分。
Relying on the astonishing crushing strength of the Li Fan/Peng Ren combination, the Warring States team currently leads by 2 points.
Winner of the last sub-match of the group promotion competition - target timed competition.
The rules of the target timed competition: each group needs to guess 4 idioms correctly, one person describes and one person interprets, and there is one chance of "foul" and "pass".The three groups of contestants performed separately, and the group that guessed the four idioms correctly with the shortest time won.Among them, No.1 accumulates 5 points, No.2 accumulates 3 points, and No.3 accumulates 1 point.
Three groups of contestants: Warring States Team Wu Lili/Wu Qian; Chunqiu Team Jiang Feifei/Meng Tong; Erya Team Ximen Yufeng/Qin Han.
As usual, Jia Yun began to introduce the contestants. She first moved to Jiang Feifei/Meng Tong and introduced to everyone: "Dear friends, this group of contestants is a bit special. They are a 'mother and daughter' combination. Jiang Feifei's little The girl is only 13 years old this year, so despite her young age, she has already published three physical books, and I heard that they are now being serialized online?"
Jiang Feifei nodded embarrassedly.
"Oh, this Ms. Meng Tong is also a writer. Which one of you mother and daughter has more fans?"
Jiang Feifei said: "I have a lot!"
Jia Yun said: "Oh, you are not modest. Who knows more idioms?"
Jiang Feifei: "It must be my mother!"
Jia Yun asked: "Why?"
Jiang Feifei said seriously: "Because she has lived so much longer than me after all!"
puff!
There was laughter at the scene.
Jia Yun smiled and said: "Okay, you mother-daughter duo will start first. The daughter will describe the meaning, and Ms. Meng will guess the words." Jia Yun wiped her forehead with a gesture, looking scared, "Okay, I almost said it was the daughter's interpretation, Guess the word 'Mom'!"
There was a lot of laughter at the scene.
Jia Yun continued: "I'm afraid there will be some bad guys at the scene, so I really agree!"
The laughter stopped, and this group of competitions began.
The first idiom: [cardamom years]
Jiang Feifei: "Describe me, my age!"
Meng Tong: "Thirteen...Thirteen, please give me some more hints."
Jiang Feifei: "What was the name in ancient times at the age of 13?"
Meng Tong frowned: "Dancing... the year of dancing the spoon?"
Jiang Feifei: "Mom, describe me!"
Meng Tong said: "The year of the spoon dance! Isn't it right?"
"Mom, that's a boy! What's the first word, pornographic?"
Meng Tong thought for a while: "Weasel?"
"No, no, you fart when you eat something pornographic!"
"Soybeans... cardamom years!"
puff!The audience burst out laughing. Isn't it too rude to explain idioms like this, little girl?
……
This group performed poorly, and the four idioms took 1 minute and 57 seconds.
Jia Yun shook her head: "Now I understand why little girls have more fans than mothers. Ms. Meng, the Year of the Spoon Dance refers to boys between the ages of 13 and 15, while the Year of Cardamom refers to girls. "
Ms. Meng smiled sheepishly and said, "I'm not talented enough, everyone laughs at me."
Jia Yun was strolling in the courtyard at this time: ""Book of Rites · Nei Ze":'It took three years to learn music, recite poems and dance spoons. Chengtong danced elephants and learned archery.'Kong Yingdashu:'The spoon dancer Xiong Shiyun:'Spoons Key also. 'When I was thirteen, I learned the dance of the spoon.'"
There was applause everywhere, applauding the knowledgeable Jia Yun.
Jia Yun continued: "The age of 15 to 20 is called the year of the dancing elephant, the two teachers, am I right?"
Xiaoxiao said: "Yes, absolutely correct!"
Cai Yong also said: "I have always heard that Jia Yun is very talented, after these few episodes, it is as expected!"
"That is, the host who can host the "Huaguo Idiom Conference", can the level be poor?" Jia Yun boasted, and then said with a relaxed look, "It suffocates me, and I have been listening to the two guest teachers talking about the wind. It's been a month, and I finally seized the opportunity to show off!"
Jia Yun may be the female host who has the most comedy talent and is good at gags and jokes. Although she is serious and solemn when hosting legal programs, she is a very "comedy" person in private.
She came to Erya team Ximen Yufeng/Qin Han team again.
"I heard that you are called the 'Ancient Legacy' combination? Your two names are quite domineering! Ximen Yufeng, Qin Han."
Ximen Yufeng said: "Actually, it wasn't that name at first—"
Jia Yun: "Ximen Qing?"
"no no!"
Jia Yun: "Ximending?"
"No, no! Ximen Chuixue!"
Jia Yun joked: "You can pull it down, I think you should call Ximen bragging!!"
After the laughter stopped, Jia Yun said to Qin Han: "Qin Han, take care of your wife, she is dangerous!"
"Host, I don't have a wife yet, can you let me say a few more words?"
"can."
Qin Han stood still, with a tall and straight posture: "Hello everyone, respected female contestants, teachers, and hosts, my name is Qin Han, I am 25 years old, have no marriage history, no diseases, good health, good food, monthly income 8000, with a car and a house! I have been a grassroots student, went abroad to study abroad, learned a lot, and I am impassioned. I am here today, and I want to tie the knot with you and enter the bridal chamber together!"
At this time, Jia Yun picked up her mobile phone and said, "Hey, is this Teacher Meng? If someone named Qin Han goes to your show, all 24 lights will be turned off!"
(PS: It’s a convention for each chapter. Please vote and order. It’s not easy for newcomers to write new books, especially during the website recommendation period. If you think it’s okay, please support me. Thank you everyone!)
(End of this chapter)
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