The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 279

"...Ms. Jia's wife fell to her death. She was more daring than Prime Minister Qian. The Huang family and his son passed the five tests. A Su Daji is not a human being, and he destroyed the world of King Zhou for six hundred years. You are no match for Su. Daji?"

When the voice fell, everyone was insane.

You Yong and Cheng Yuan didn't know right or wrong, they had already broken this stage when they were engaged in art.

Mr. Dong Heming's beard trembled, and some fragments jumped out of his vague memory, and those fragmentary fragments just corresponded to this "Not Human".

Dong Heming asked excitedly: "Is this what your master taught you?"

"No, my master Wang Yongfa was my first teacher. He didn't teach me much. I read this paragraph in my grandfather's book when I was young."

Li Fan was more thoughtful and didn't say that his "master" taught him. If he blamed his master for everything, then his master would become a mythical figure, a folk master, and naturally many artists would visit him. visit.As a result, they went to the village and saw that their master was sitting in front of the computer and hooking up with girls. Isn't that a joke?

The role of master Wang Yongfa has to withdraw from the stage of history. From now on, strange things will be pushed to the grandfather who has passed away for many years. When he was young, the grandfather always listened to cross talk, and he is a rare person in the village who went to high school. There are also all kinds of old books at home. After a person dies, the things in the house disappear.

Grandfather lives in isolation, basically does not interact with others, and has been lonely all his life. He has all the characteristics that make Li Fan a mysterious master. Anyway, if there is anything unclear in the future, he will blame it on Grandpa. That’s right. Li Fan estimated that his old man would be very happy!

Li Fan decided to use this set of words to fool the people in this time and space.

You Yong asked suspiciously: "You mean "Eight Screens"? Are you sure?"

Dong Heming narrowed his eyes and said: "Yes, what he said is that all the vague passages in my memory were found in this "Not Human" just now! This passage brought back memories of my childhood."

Then, a series of questions came to Li Fan:

"Where is that book now?"

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"What about the publishing house? With your memory, you should remember the publishing house!"

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"What, your magical memory and selective memory?"

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After ignoring everyone in the room, Li Fan let out a sigh of relief, why are you a hundred thousand?

Everyone in the room looked at Li Fan with a very strange look at this time. Through that surprised look, we can spy on the scenes that emerged in their brains: In the corner of the village, there is a low earthen house , There are a few old bookcases in the earthen room, and there are miscellaneous books lying in them.An old mysterious old man sat on the kang and smoked dry cigarettes. He looked kindly at the little child lying on the bookcase flipping through books...

Li Fan really didn't want to make up nonsense to deceive people, but otherwise it would be impossible to explain, but they still like to break the casserole and ask the end. Li Fan regretted it a bit. He shouldn't have created a master and pushed it all to his grandfather. Simple There's nothing wrong with being rough!

Huang Yuqi withdrew her astonished gaze, and continued: "Okay, let's connect to the next listener's hot money."

The call is connected.

Audience: "Haha, Li Fan, I found many mistakes in your "Eight Fan Screens" just now! It's a common-sense mistake in Chinese studies!"

Li Fan supported two chairs with both hands, poked his head, and said, "Tell me about it."

"First of all, the term 'long live' originated in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. There is an allusion here. It is said that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who wanted to live a long life, went to Taishi Mountain in Songshan to sacrifice to heaven. After shouting three times in a row, the official asked the people on the mountain, but the people on the mountain said they didn't shout, but they heard it;

Therefore, this matter was recorded as "auspiciousness".And since Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, there has been a saying of "Long live the mountain call"!And it was three times.The master of ceremonies shouted: "Shanhu! All the ministers: "Long live!" The master of ceremonies shouted again: "Shanhu! All the ministers: "Long live!" The master of ceremonies shouted three times: "Hurr again!" All the ministers: "Long live!" '

So, Li Fan, you are wrong, there was no such thing as "Long live the mountain call" during King Zhou of Shang Dynasty! "

Li Fan smiled: "First of all, what I described is what I saw from the manuscript, which is the work of the predecessors. I just described it verbatim. It is not correct for you to say that I am wrong. If it is wrong, it is the fault of the predecessors. Secondly, the beginning of this section of "Not Human" is the first episode of "Fengshen Yanyi" "The King of Zhou and Nuwa Palace Offer Incense". This is the root cause of the disease, and the fault is "Fengshen Yanyi wrong.

Moreover, "Not Human" quotes "Fengshen Yanyi" with slight changes. In "Not Human", "Shan Hu Long live", while in "Feng Shen Yan Yi", it is "Shan Hu promiscuous". If it is wrong, it is wrong. Not 'long live', but 'mountain hoo'! "

There was no sound on the phone, and there was no sound in the live broadcast room.

When encountering relatively in-depth knowledge of Chinese studies, several cross talk professionals can only listen quietly.

Li Fan paused and then said: "The word 'Long Live' was not first coined by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. It was frequently used by people as far back as the Warring States Period. Moving forward, there are also synonyms in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Western Zhou Dynasty!
In the early days, "long live" was a eulogy and blessing, which could be used by anyone, regardless of class; it could also be used as a nickname for "death", for example, "long live the widow, who will enjoy it?" '; And it is also a cheering language, translated into vernacular as "Wow, that's great!" "That's great!"...

After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty called himself Long Live, the term was not completely privatized by the emperor at that time.

Do you have any questions? "

The audience on the other end of the phone thought for a while, "That's gone!"

Huang Yuqi joked: "Didn't this listener discover many mistakes?"

"it's gone now!"

After hanging up the phone, Huang Yuqi asked: "Li Fan, I discovered a particularly obvious mistake in this "Eight Fan Screens". ?' This word 'zhen' has been the emperor's exclusive title since Qin Shihuang!"

Li Fan said indifferently: "The word 'zhen' existed objectively before Qin Shihuang. Qin used to refer to 'my' or 'I'. In oracle bone inscriptions, it is used as the singular No.1 and is called Lingge. For example, in "Li Sao", ' Emperor Zhen’s test is called Boyong.” It means: “My father’s name is Boyong.” So it is said that “I lighten ten thousand rides and go to Jiangxiang.” There is no problem with using the word “zhen” here.

"Erya·Shi Gu" says: "I am the body." ', in ancient times, both the noble and the humble called themselves me, that's what it meant! "

After Li Fan finished speaking, everyone continued to be in a state of confusion, unable to talk to each other at all.Li Fan thought in his heart: If you are engaged in folk art, you should read more books, can't you?
Huang Yuqi nodded: "Oh, by the way, can we also say 'widow' here?"

"Inaccurate. Before the Qin Dynasty, the general princes claimed to be widows more, while the weaker princes called themselves 'solitary'. For example, the emperors of Xia, Shang and Zhou often used 'Yuyiren'. Of course, this is not absolute. Many historical books The records are not accurate either.”

Huang Yuqi pursed her lips, and looked at everyone's attitudes. Everyone was in a state of half-knowledge.

Li Fan said again: "From everyone's questioning of this section of "Eight Fan Screens", I can boldly draw a conclusion that the creation of any folk art has to rely on the cultivation of Chinese culture to get to the bottom of it. Basic common sense cannot be wrong for common people's works, because quyi art needs to be promoted to the public, and we can't promote the wrong things!"

"Okay, well said!" Huang Yuqi happily took the palm.

Li Fan suggested: "How about we bring the topic back to cross talk itself?"

Cross talk masters are happy, you are the only one who is good at this!

"Okay, let's talk about cross talk again!"

"Right, let's talk about cross talk!"

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The corner of Li Fan's mouth twitched slightly. He was about to sit down when Cheng Zhongbao stood up immediately. He pulled Li Fan over and whispered, "Come and sit."

Li Fan waved his hands again and again, but Cheng Zhongbao still pulled him over.

Cheng Zhongbao squeaked and sat on the chair in the back row, he wiped his sweat, the main coffee seat is really not easy to sit in!
Talking about cross talk again, Li Fan instantly became a character that everyone could no longer ignore. Whenever Li Fan was about to speak, everyone listened carefully with their ears open, not to mention the self-righteous "rescue".

Human nature is very strange. When a "layman" broke into my business, 100 out of 99 people's first reaction was that he was not good. Why did he come here?Why is he here?

This kind of thinking is a normal psychological activity. From another perspective, if Li Fan is attending a literature seminar, suddenly a popular actress also sits in the conference room.Then Li Fan and others will definitely think, why are you here?You are just a female star, but you have published a photobook autobiography full of photos, why do you come to the literature seminar?No way!

Right?

Everyone is like this!

Then Li Fan has to tell you why I can come.The opening poem?I can!Guankou?Simple, I will give you a lost part of "Eight Fan Screens"!I have to tell you the common sense of Chinese culture behind "Eight Fan Screens"!

When a little bit of his talent was revealed, those who didn't understand why he was invited immediately changed their minds.Next, it is not an exaggeration to say that everyone is "respectful"!Because, he can still create!creation! !

"Nowadays, it is very rare for crosstalk actors to know Taiping's lyrics. As for its inheritance, the students are not talented and have created an article called "The Legend of White Snake". How about everyone check it?"

Mr. Dong Heming said: "Sing it and listen to it, it's okay!"

Li Fan cleared his throat and sang:

"The beauty of the West Lake is unparalleled in the world,

The exotic flowers and plants on both sides of the strait are fragrant in all seasons,
That spring outing at Su Causeway is pink and willow green,
In summer, lotus flowers are reflected in the pond,
......"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, the words were beautifully written, and the voice was absolutely amazing!

The swinging tune at the beginning, the Qiaokou in the middle part, the supporting tune and the running water board singing method are all very skilled, especially the use of Li Fan's nasal voice, which can't be appreciated by laymen.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, how do you comment?Bad review!
It's impossible to rap flawlessly!It's a bit of a pity, after all, Li Fan is not a professional, and he has never sung on stage. He is just a super enthusiast.But even so, except for Mr. Dong who is qualified to comment, no one else is qualified, because most of them can't even write the lyrics of Taiping, can they?
Not to mention juniors, even Cheng Yuanyuan can't!If you ask him what will he do?He will buy high heels for little girls!
"

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The White Snake was crushed on the Leifeng Pagoda,
I will suffer desolation every day for the rest of my life,
It's a pity that the 18-year disaster count is full.

Xu Mengjiao's number one scholar met his mother under the Leifeng Pagoda. "

After singing a song, the applause was strong!

"Good! Good singing!"

"I didn't expect you to sing the lyrics of Taiping!"

"It's not just about singing, it's about creating. This is so commendable!"

"Among the young comedians, you are number one!"

Look, the conversation has changed so quickly, you have become a young comedian in a blink of an eye. Although everyone only knows that you performed a performance at the Beijing University Welcome Party, they recognize you!

"Is this taught by your master or your grandfather?"

"My grandfather!"

Everyone nodded, well, the master is indeed among the folks!
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At 9 o'clock sharp, the whole program ends.

"Welcome everyone to continue listening to our program at the same time tomorrow, goodbye!"

Turning down the volume, Huang Yuqi excitedly pulled Li Fan and said, "Just now you sang a little song, it's amazing! Hey, the lingering sound is full of charm, it's almost the same as when I first listened to Peking Opera. My scalp is numb!"

Li Fan smiled, "Where am I now? These seniors sing better, and I want to ask some seniors for advice!"

Cheng Yuanyuan didn't say anything, he couldn't sing the lyrics of Taiping, and he couldn't complete a few paragraphs in Guankou. In his family, he was the only one left in his life, so he became an artist.

A cross talk master once said well, what is the way to become an artist?It’s simple, you need to be healthy, if you beat others to death and you become a senior, then you are an artist!
You Yong is good at singing, but he has never created works, and Dong Heming is the same. He sang very well when he was young, but they were all works created by others.

Mr. Dong Heming still lives a magnanimous life. He said: "When I was 18 years old, you and I couldn't sing better than you, but I can't compose. Your voice is uniquely qualified. With a little guidance, your future is boundless!"

"Dong Lao Miao is in love, you are always making fun of me!"

Dong Heming hunched over and patted Li Fan's arm, feeling very relieved. He was tall and handsome when he was young, but now he is struggling to pat young people on the shoulder.

Li Fan's time was very urgent, and there was no more time to waste, so he hurriedly said goodbye to everyone, and took Gu Yating to catch the plane.

The art masters of the three factions looked at the back of Li Fan and felt a lot of emotion in their hearts. One was the surprise of the birth of a young talent, the other was lamenting the indisputable cross talk, and the third was worrying about the future development.

As cross talk is a national intangible cultural heritage, the word "heritage" is not a pleasant word. It means that it is on the verge of extinction and is incompatible with modern society. If cross talk wants to survive, it must change, and those who promote change will Who is it?
"Xiaoyong, the important task of saving cross talk in the front line falls on your shoulders!"

"I can't make it, all my colleagues work hard together, and the flames of everyone's talents will be high!"

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After a few words of nonsense, everyone thought of the name Li Fan again. Maybe he can become the inheritor of the cross talk world?
Obviously, they underestimated Li Fan's ambition. Li Fan has two goals in life: first, to eat and drink without worrying about being free and easy.Second, inherit Chinese culture, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, opera and dance skills, etc.

The reason why it is "inheritance" rather than "rejuvenation" is because the word "rejuvenation" is unrealistic. How to revitalize Kunqu opera in modern society?Guide to brush calligraphy?Play the zither?
Even 1 Li Fans can't do it!

Li Fan strives to use the image of a folk art worker to prevent the trickle of art from drying up, then it is considered that Li Fan has done a big thing.He also has a very precise positioning of himself: to be a participant of certain art types and a recorder of other art types.

A person's energy is extremely limited. Li Fan has a long way to go, and he still has to spend a certain amount of time for leisure and fun. Take your time, mainly because you like these.

The car was running on the road, and Gu Yating was deeply interested in Li Fan's grandfather, after all, that old man was amazing.

Gu Yating suddenly blinked her big eyes, and asked with great interest: "Li Fan, what books are in your grandfather's box?"

"All kinds of things, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of Red Mansions", "Scholars", "Postpartum Care of a Pig", "Girl's Heart"—"

""Girl Heart"?"

Li Fan stared and said, "Is there any problem?"

"no problem!"

"If there is no problem, there is a problem, a big problem, you have seen it!"

"I do not have!!"

"You have!"

"No!!!"

(End of this chapter)