The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 276
Li Fan, who had just returned backstage, was surrounded by other actors. They really couldn't figure out how Li Fan created these jokes.

Three points into the earth;

There are old on top and young on bottom;
Suffering a loss is a blessing, and blessings are like the East Sea. Hengbiao: Come on, come here!
Four Books and Five Classics;

Clever interpretation of Chinese characters;

Thirteen incense;
radio gymnastics;

Ocean view room;
……

The whole program, more than 20 burdens are densely presented, but it is unique, unheard of, and laughs throughout the whole program. Let alone this program is put on the New Year Gala, even if it is put on the JingTV Spring Festival Gala, it will be no problem.Moreover, everyone obviously felt that Li Fan's cross talk performance was significantly better than those in the Spring Festival Gala.

Those brothers and sisters who had never seen Li Fan's rehearsal and rehearsal surrounded Li Fan, and they were overjoyed:

"Li Fan, your program is so effective!"

"Our stage is too small to accommodate your talent at all!"

"Especially those who eat soft rice, there are old ones on the top and young ones on the bottom, absolutely!"

"I like that, sea view room!"

……

Li Fan chuckled, "Just as long as everyone is happy."

Lu Yaya smiled and said: "Everyone didn't expect that Li Fan has made great achievements in serious literature, but he is not an ordinary elementary school scholar. He is full of happy cells. Li Fan, how did you create these jokes? Everyone share and share."

Li Fan scratched his head. There is no way to answer this question. It can only be said that the art workers in the previous life were too good, and the Internet jokes were too good.Li Fan had no choice but to find a reason and pass it by: "Maybe it's inspiration!"

Suddenly an old voice came from the background, "A good sentence may be an inspiration, I like your inspiration!"

Everyone turned around and saw that it was You Yong, the famous folk artist and cross talk master.

You Yong said again: "Young man, your performance just now was wonderful, both the typhoon and the content were very good."

Li Fan quickly thanked him: "Thank you for your Miao Ai, senior, the students still have a lot of shortcomings, I have to work harder!"

"There is no gold, and no one is perfect. Of course, you still have many shortcomings, but you can make up for it. How about it, do you want to be my apprentice? I will teach you by hand."

Everyone exclaimed, this is You Yong, he is one of the best masters in the field of cross talk, and he is also the "leader" in the field of folk art. He holds several positions and is very majestic!

Although Li Fan's reputation is in full swing, worshiping or not worshiping has no essential impact on Li Fan, but if you want to learn opera and break into this circle, it is still beneficial to ask for a teacher.

But Li Fan just smiled lightly, and said apologetically: "Teacher, students look up to you for your qualifications and talents, but students already have a master. The rule there is that the master is still there, so you can't worship others."

You Yong frowned, "Who is your master?"

"Wang Yongfa!"

"Wang Yongfa?" You Yong curled his lips unrecognizably, "Oh, I really haven't heard of it, I'm so ignorant."

"He is just a folk artist from our hometown in the countryside. He is my enlightenment teacher. The master is still alive, and the students should respect him like a father. Don't let the old man feel cold."

You Yong nodded, "Okay, I value love and justice, then let's talk another day!"

You Yong walked away with a smile on his face.

Everyone said:
"Li Fan, this is the 'No. [-] brother' in the music industry, don't you give me face?"

"How high is his seniority, you will be beautiful if you hang him up."

"Nonsense. With Li Fan's reputation, if Li Fan wants to become his disciple, can he increase his reputation?"

"You're right, but you're not right. Do you have a specialization in art? In the music industry, especially in the cross talk world, You Yong is the number one star!"

……

Li Fan listened to everyone's nonsense with a smile on the side, but didn't express any opinions.

After the whole welcome party was over and all the actors took the stage to take their curtain call, Li Fan and Gu Yating left the auditorium, intending to go to a restaurant outside the school to have a supper.

It is said that the new chefs in this restaurant are very good at Northeast cuisine. First of all, they wanted to invite Lu Yaya to taste it. Secondly, the two of them were a little homesick, so they decided to relieve their homesickness by eating hometown dishes. A cavity of melancholy, of course, all the above words can be simply summed up in three words: greedy.

After finding a private room, Gu Yating said excitedly: "Didn't you say you don't have a master? I'm self-taught in cross talk. It turns out you lied to me!"

"I didn't lie to you, I lied to You Yong. As for Wang Yongfa, he is actually a young man from my uncle's village, a few years older than me. He led me to play when I was a child, and I am his 'eldest disciple'!"

Gu Yating was puzzled, "Why are you lying? That's You Yong!"

"I don't want to become a disciple, so I have to find an excuse. Aren't we Chinese people very particular about telling lies? If you tell the truth, the old man will be unhappy."

"You are so hypocritical, but what's wrong with worshiping him as a teacher?"

apprenticeship?Li Fan chuckled, and let's not talk about the other party's artistic attainments, just this moral aspect alone really needs Li Fan to think about it.

What Li Fan values ​​is not how high your artistic attainment is or how famous you are, it doesn't matter, no matter how artistic you are, can you speak a few passages and sing a few peaceful lyrics?Taking out the inventory in Li Fan's stomach scared everyone to death.For Li Fan, the most important thing is the teacher's morality!

The concepts of master and teacher are different. Master focuses on the word 'father'. In traditional culture, master is the second father. May I ask who wants to have a father with bad conduct?Paying homage to the master is really no joke, it is a major event in life and cannot be sloppy.

Of course, Li Fan doesn't know about You Yong's character, but he is very aware of the shady side of this profession.

After telling Gu Yating this meaning, Gu Yating smiled slightly: "Oh, you are quite noble!"

"It's not lofty, but I think a qualified artist must at least have a basic moral bottom line, don't help profiteers sell fake drugs, don't revitalize traditional culture one by one, support young people and so on, and then secretly crowd out and suppress Colleagues, don’t be shameless in fishing for fame, this is the minimum moral requirement.”

Gu Yating added: "Don't buy high-heeled shoes and cosmetics for little girls when you are too old."

Li Fan chuckled: "Frankly speaking, it's really nothing personal, and we don't care about it and we are not qualified to do it. The main thing is not to deceive others. Virtue and art, virtue is the first, but really The masters who are both virtuous and artistic are almost extinct."

"You are so pessimistic!"

"It's not that I'm pessimistic. Many people with the highest level of art may not be very good in virtue. You can study those famous people in ancient and modern China and abroad. There is no necessary connection between 'morality' and 'art'. Good at writing.

Let’s talk about the treacherous official Cai Jing. Cai Jing is also very talented. You know Su Huang and Mi Cai? The four most outstanding calligraphers in the Song Dynasty of China were Su Shi, Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu and Cai Xiang. Among them, this Cai was supposed to be The great traitor Cai Jing, Cai Jing's calligraphy achievements are very high, the reason why he was replaced by Cai Xiang is because he changed it later. This is also a point of view.

Such examples are too numerous to enumerate. In short, virtue and art should be viewed separately. "

Gu Yating: "Then you really don't want to be a teacher anymore?"

"We don't mix with people who don't know the basics, and we don't intend to cling to them. Apprenticeship and apprenticeship are two-way choices. The master inspects the apprentice, and vice versa!"

"Cut! It's you, Li Fan, who has the right to choose!" Gu Yating suddenly smiled and said, "Can you teach me a few more cross talks?"

Li Fan said in surprise: "Why, aren't you very resistant to cross talk, and even said that it destroyed your elegant goddess image."

"That was before, but after taking the stage, I found that the sense of accomplishment of making the audience laugh is really great!"

Li Fan said indifferently: "You are not suitable for cross talk."

"why?"

"First of all, you are a woman!"

"Why can't women talk about cross talk anymore? You're discriminating against women!"

Li Fan had no choice but to explain, "I'm not discriminating. There are indeed women who talk about cross talk, but women say that cross talk is often not effective. There are many reasons for this, the most important one is traditional reasons, and a lot of baggage is not suitable for women. , the audience will find it 'too much' and uncomfortable!

For example, as a joker, if I say 'I am your father', the audience will laugh happily. What if a woman says 'I am your mother'?Many viewers can't accept it.Such light-weight jokes are not suitable for women to say. "

Gu Yating retorted: "We can have some elegant and clean cross talk."

"Who reads it? Do you see it? There are also elegant duets, do you see it? Is "Return to the Cup" good? Is "The Dumb Girl Married" good? Is "Liang Zhu Down the Mountain" good? The key point is no one listens!
Besides, you can't talk about cross talk with a low smile, and you have a lot of laughs on the stage tonight. "

"What's wrong with the low smile?"

"It's very happy to be an audience with a low smile, and life is comfortable when you smile often, but it's not enough to perform on stage. And cross talk performance is much more difficult than you imagine."

"What kind of difficulty?"

Li Fan started teaching, "Pay attention to my demeanor and movements, or the words on the stage, 'Come on, come here!' Different performances have different effects."

Li Fan stretched out his index finger, poked forward, hooked it back again, winked and said, "Come on, come here!"

Gu Yating followed suit and stretched out her finger, "Come on, come here!"

"No, no, to be coquettish, cross talk performances are 3 points for lines and 7 points for performances. The key to a good cross talk lies in the rhythm of the language and the characteristics of the demeanor. Be more coquettish and more charming."

"I don't want to learn anymore, I'm not as sexy as you!"

"I'll guide you again. In the sentence 'I am your father', please pay attention to my logical emphasis. Of course you have to say 'I am your mother'," Li Fan cleared his throat, "I am your father!"

After studying Li Fan's speaking speed and rhythm, Gu Yating said, "I am your mother!"

"Don't talk to me!"

"Oh, I'm your mother, I'm your mother..."

Lu Yaya, who had just walked into the restaurant, said, "Hey, this mother is so young!"

At the dining table, after the food was served, the three of them ate happily, and at the same time finalized the preparations for the Beijing University Quyi Club in detail.

Regarding Li Fan's desire to set up a Quyi Club, Beijing Nature is doing its best to cultivate it, and the details are quickly finalized. After completing the final application form, it is waiting for the school's final review.Once the review is passed, all other things will be solved, such as office location, club funds, rehearsal venues, etc., are all out of the question.

After eating, on the way to send the two girls to the women's dormitory, Lu Yaya teased: "The folk art circle in Huaguo depends on you to revitalize, such as Kunqu opera, Yue opera, etc."

Li Fan sighed and said: "Many folk arts can't be revitalized at all. Without a mass base, we should do a good job in cross talk first. There is still hope for cross talk. As for other traditional arts, I really want to record them. It is the general trend for many operas to be consigned to history, but I hope that we can pass on the flame of this art and don't stop it.

A few hundred years later, everyone only knows the name Kunqu Opera, but it would be a pity if even professionals don’t know what it is about.Two beauties, I'm going back to the dormitory. "

After Li Fan finished speaking, he opened up his gorgeous singing voice, hummed, turned and left:
"For you, like a beautiful flower,

Years Like Water Fly is a time to search all over,

In the seclusion of self-pity,
......"

Looking at the back of the lightly leaving, the two girls looked at each other in blank dismay.

Lu Yaya asked suspiciously: "What is he whining about?"

Gu Yating shook her head again and again: "I don't know!"

"That's the Kunqu Opera "The Peony Pavilion"!" A girl carrying a thermos bottle, her eyes filled with peach blossoms, added, "My family is in this industry. It sounds really nice."

Lu Yaya rubbed her face violently, and asked in amazement: "Yating, he even knows Kunqu opera?!"

Gu Yating asked with a question mark: "I don't know!"

The girls looked at the back of the fading figure again, and remained silent.

……

The next day, Tuesday.

Tuesday afternoon is a magical afternoon. Many TV stations have no programs, and schools have no classes in the afternoon.

The elite class did not have classes in the morning, but a class meeting was arranged. This class meeting was held together by three classes. Xiaoxiao gave a general introduction to the class requirements, and then issued a system: the class leader rotation system.

The so-called squad leader rotation system means that every month, one student will take on the responsibility of the squad leader, and all 10 students in the class will take turns in turn. After that, the final squad leader will be selected.

Li Fan has no interest in this anymore. Obviously, his current vision will not be restricted by this small class. His ideals are already burning. When he was shaking the gel pen and daydreaming freely, he suddenly heard the assignment order the sound of.

"Li Fan, you will be the monitor of Class 1 first, just as you are following your duty during the military training."

Li Fan got up quickly and said, "Mr. Xiaoxiao, please change to another classmate. I have a lot of things to do recently."

Li Fan refused, and he was really busy.As soon as the class meeting was over, Lu Yaya's notice came, and the Quyi Club's final review was passed!

Just one night, passed.As a giant panda on campus, Li Fan has indeed received too much preferential treatment. There is no way, this is a young scholar!After a while, Peking University was able to hold a seminar on new textual research in his name. No student in the history of Peking University has won such an honor while in school.

At noon, Office 509 on the fifth floor of the Moral Education Building was completely busy.

"Ma Qiang, don't clean the glass, you are not afraid of breaking the window sill."

"Ding Long, go, stop making trouble, and arrange the desks and chairs."

……

Someone is cleaning, and someone just got a custom-made nameplate and is nailing it to the wall. There are three large characters on the nameplate: Quyishe.

After Li Fan posted the new regulations, Wang Nan and other students just came back not far away. Some of them were holding water dispensers, some were carrying bottled water, and some were holding office stationery. Walking and chatting, very happy.

"Hello Chairman Li!"

"Auspicious Chairman Li!"

……

"Comrades have worked hard!" Li Fan waved to everyone with a smile.

The office was quickly cleaned up. There are so many people and strength. Li Fan was about to take all the students out for a meal. At this moment, Gu Yating walked into the room. She held two badges in her hand and handed one of them to the room. To Li Fan, "Your."

The top line of the badge reads: Beijing University Quyi Club.Below is a photo of Li Fan, followed by two lines:

Position: Chairman.

Name: Li Fan.

Li Fan shook his head and said, "Okay, this time we are on the right track."

"Hey, sister-in-law, where is ours?"

"Yes, what about ours?"

……

Gu Yating chuckled: "Your ones? Do you have any expertise in folk art?"

"I can play the erhu!"

"I can play the suona!"

"I can blowjob!"

Everyone was taken aback when they heard the words, Li Fan quickly turned his head and looked at the girls, "Which one of you knows?"

Peng Hui said weakly, "I will!"

Everyone laughed.

Peng Hui looked ashamed, "Well, I was seen through by you. In fact, I am not very proficient. Don't laugh, I must practice more!"

puff!
Li Fan covered his belly and laughed so hard that tears were about to flow down. This girl is a bit innocent.

Peng Hui patted her chest and said, "Li Fan, I want to join the Quyi Club. If you think my mouth shape and fingering are wrong, you can guide me."

"Okay, stop talking, don't bother me, let's go and eat."

"You're not tired, it's me who blows, not you!"

"Shut up and go eat!"

After everyone went downstairs, Li Fan asked Xiaoya to help put an advertisement on the radio. When they were having lunch, Xiaoya's voice rang out on the campus radio:

"Our school's folk art club was officially established. The founder is Li Fan. It will recruit new members from 2 to 5 o'clock today. Today, it mainly recruits students who are interested in cross talk. Interested students please pay attention."

……

The whole Beijing University was boiling.

A dormitory:
"I'll go, Shuai Li has established a club? Join in the fun?"

"Wow, my idol is the lover of my dreams!"

……

A canteen:
"Did you hear that, Li Fan wants to recruit new ones!"

"Hey, I have to sign up!"

"Wait, do you know what cross talk is?"

"Uh...don't care about him!"

……

A study room:

Someone put down the pen and paper;
Someone closed the computer;
……

At around 12:40, the corridor on the fifth floor of the Deyu Building was already full of people. There were no less than 200 people by visual inspection, and girls accounted for 4/3.
"Hey, do you know what cross talk is?"

"It's easy for two people to wear a coat, it's easy!"

"Oh, that's good, I'm actually here for Li Fan."

"Nonsense, who isn't? It's a good thing to have a chance to get along with the handsome Li Zhaoxi!"

"Look, Li Fan is here!"

Li Fan and the others just went upstairs, but when they saw this scene, they were completely dumbfounded. Is the mass foundation of cross talk so strong?
Li Fan was worried that the association would not be able to recruit people, so how embarrassing would it be then?Looking at it this way, I completely overwhelmed myself, luckily!

Everyone happily squeezed through the crowd, opened the door, Li Fan and Gu Yating walked into the office, and others began to maintain order on the scene.

Ma Qiang maintained order: "Everyone line up and come one by one. There is no rush."

Li Fan and Gu Yating sat down and smiled at each other.

Li Fan breathed out a sigh of relief, "I didn't expect us to have a good start!"

Gu Yating snorted, "I always feel that this is a green door opener for me!"

Li Fan smiled: "Ahem, I'd like to invite my first classmate!"

The first classmate was let in, a pudgy female classmate.

Li Fan asked: "Do you understand cross talk, beauty!"

The female classmate was called a beauty, and she felt numb all over, and said quickly: "Two Mikes, two coats, and then tell a joke."

Li Fan shook his head, "I'm sorry, um, the number of places in the club is limited, we need at least a little foundation, or someone who has never studied cross talk but has a certain understanding of cross talk. You are not suitable for the time being."

The female classmate said anxiously: "I can learn, Shuai Li."

Gu Yating said: "Then try again when you have a good understanding?"

The female classmate left resentfully.

Three women and one man came in one after another, but it turned out that they all knew nothing about cross talk, which was normal. The living conditions of cross talk in Huaguo were really bleak.

Another girl came in. Li Fan had given up all hope. He asked, "Student, what are the four subjects of cross talk?"

"what?"

Li Fan smiled and said: "Ask me instead, talk about learning to sing."

The girl nodded, "Ah, then I can! It's easy! Well, I have to pass No. 2 in poetry recitation, so there is no problem in this aspect. Study, what I study is like, especially good at gorillas, you guys look!"

The girl immediately played the role of the gorilla, not to mention, it was so lifelike, it was so liberating.

Several people in the room immediately burst into laughter. This girl is not bad, but she was quite open-minded.

The girl continued: "Needless to say 'teasing', I love teasing people the most. What does 'applause for love' mean? Guess, guess!"

Li Fan almost held back his internal injuries, "What about 'singing'?"

"Sing? Simple, I'll sing one for you.

At the beginning it was you who wanted to separate, and when you separated, you separated,

Now I want to use true love to coax me back,
Love is not something you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it.

......"

In the office, everyone laughed like crazy, where did this girl come from?
Li Fan lay on the table and smashed the table board, he was already out of breath, this girl can really go all out, what a mess!
The girl asked: "How is it? It's okay, Chairman Li. Is it okay for me to talk, learn, tease, and sing?"

Li Fan raised his head, stood up, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile, "Welcome to the Quyi Club, welcome!"

Everyone was stunned, this...

(End of this chapter)