The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 266 Dancing!

In the lounge, the producers, screenwriters, directors and hosts, including the contestants, were chatting and laughing together, which was very lively.

The director ridiculed that Li Fan and Gu Yating are mentally retarded children who know nothing about life knowledge except putting out oil fires.

Li Fan disagrees with this, or he is "hard-spoken", digging holes to remove the hat of "life idiot"!

Li Fan said: "You say that we are mentally handicapped children in life, I firmly disagree, I want to appeal! First of all, who said that sprouted potatoes can't be eaten?"

An editor said: "Sprouted potatoes are poisonous! After potatoes germinate, there will be a lot of solanine around the bud holes. This is a neurotoxin that can inhibit the respiratory center. Don't you know that?"

"I really don't know! However, let me tell you a fact. In rural areas, every household stores a large amount of potatoes, especially in winter. Potatoes are the main ingredient for every household. The stored potatoes will sprout and turn green over time, but We didn't throw away any of them, we just cut out the sprouts and continued cooking and eating them. But to this day, I haven't heard of anyone getting sick from it, or even feeling uncomfortable.

Potatoes germinate, and the rest after simple processing is edible, but for your question, you just killed the whole potato with a stick. "

An editor was surprised and asked: "Really? You also eat it after it sprouts?"

"Of course, I am a native of the countryside, and I know more about rural affairs than anyone present."

"But after gouging out, there will be more or less solanine in other places, right?"

Li Fan sighed. Sure enough, it is difficult to understand each other because of their different life backgrounds.After all, people in the city buy vegetables to eat, so who would go to the market to buy sprouted potatoes?I grew up in the countryside when I was a child, and I know that there are conflicts in the life philosophy between the city of BC and the countryside.

"I'm just using facts to illustrate that germinated potatoes can be eaten as long as the sprouts are plucked out, and if the potatoes turn green, just cut off the green part. So you are not rigorous about this question!"

Li Hao said: "It's worth it, you are being serious!"

"I'll complain too!" Gu Yating said.

Guo Min smiled and said, "What are you complaining about?"

"Although I am a liberal arts student, I can understand the simplest conversion of science. May I ask, is there a difference between 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter of water?"

Li Haodao: "Why not? One is a unit of weight, and the other is a unit of volume! Go home and look at the symbol behind the series of numbers on your tap water meter to see if it is cubic meters!"

A staff member also joined in and said: "However, 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter mean the same thing. We often say how many tons of water are used, but we rarely hear people say how many cubic meters are used. "

The editor said: "No, no, no, although they have the same meaning, one is like Mandarin and the other is dialect. You need to answer in Mandarin. For example, take liquor. Everyone knows that 250ml is about half a catty (the density of liquor is less than water). But when the liquor manufacturer sells it, the label says it sells it by the kilogram?”

Li Hao suddenly said: "Let's use another analogy. A girl's underwear is called a bra, and in English it's called a bra. Can you go to an English-speaking country and say that bras are acceptable? The appeal is invalid!"

With a "shua", all eyes were on Li Hao's face, and then with a "shua", everyone stared at Guo Min with half-smiles.

Guo Min waved his hand, "Don't look at me, I don't know him!"

After talking and laughing, Gu Yating soon became worried. What to do about the final the day after tomorrow!This little pigtail makes people grab hold of it, they must not pull it out hard!
Li Fan smiled and kept repeating one word: calm down.

The two of them returned to the hotel in Sun Zhizhi's car. While Gu Yating was shopping in the supermarket, Sun Zhiwei looked at Li Fan meaningfully and said, "Young man, brother, do you understand me? Did I help you last night? Brother I also came from your age group, so I understand!"

Li Fan knew what it meant when he saw the smirk on his face. He smiled and said, "You are really an old driver!"

Sun made two cigarettes and handed one to Li Fan, but Li Fan returned it. He lit one by himself and said with a smile: "It's better not to smoke. If you smoke this thing, you won't be able to quit. Go to college." When I was young, I didn't smoke at first, but I was tortured to death by the second-hand smoke in the dormitory. People took a puff of it happily, which was better than a living god. As for me, I choked and coughed on the side. In the end, I was so angry, damn, Die together, fight poison with poison, take revenge on them! Then you won’t be able to quit!”

Li Fan laughed beside him, but in his heart he actually hoped that Lao Sun would leave soon. What if Gu Yating thought of looking for a hotel again?Or have questions about what happened last night?Brother, it's getting late. Please take the first step. Whether I can go further depends on tonight.

Sun Zhizuo squinted his eyes slightly, took a few more puffs, and exhaled what he thought was a perfect smoke ring, and then asked: "You can drive, but you must not drive without a license. You are still young, and you may sometimes ignore this in a hurry. matter."

Li Fan's eyes lit up, his words made sense.

They are both male animals, and Sun Zaozhi did not treat Li Fan as an outsider, and introduced his parenting experience. He said: "I have a son who is as old as you, and he is also a freshman this year. When he was 15 years old, I asked He must have a 'driver's license' in his wallet!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment and then exclaimed: "You are so forward-thinking!"

Mr. Sun blew out a smoke ring again, "Of course I am not doing this to encourage him to do anything, but I am afraid that in case of an unexpected situation, he will not cause any irreparable harm to the girl."

This is the Western X education concept, which is actually quite reasonable, but in the social background of Huaguo, some people may regard it as an outlier.However, Li Fan felt that he should put a special "driver's license" in his wallet, after all, as an adult...

Li Fan got up, straightened his clothes, and looked around.

Mr. Sun asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to buy a 'driver's license', you rest first!" Li Fan said and walked away.

"There are in the hotel, Li Fan!"

"I know, but it's C1, I need A2!"

Sun Zuowei was taken aback, wow, there is so much information!

He was looking at Li Fan's retreating back with a smile, when Gu Yating walked up to him and asked in confusion, "Why did Li Fan go?"

"Ah, buy a car... Uh, buy something, and you didn't tell me!" Sun Zhizhuo said with a smile, "Well, I'll go first, so I won't bother you."

When Li Fan returned to the entrance of the hotel, his hands were empty, and Gu Yating didn't ask any questions, but he always felt that Li Fan's expression was a little weird.

After going upstairs and opening the door, Li Fan went to the bed comfortably, stretched his waist, and felt a little tired.

"Get up, my bed!"

Li Fan turned his head and said, "I protect you, you forgot that I protected you last night!"

Gu Yating took out the rat poison from her bag, shook it at Li Fan, and said with a smile, "I have this, I don't need you anymore, bye!"

Li Fan got up immediately, "You said that, don't have a mouse by then, leaning on me again and wanting to hug me shamelessly."

Gu Yating's cheeks turned red. She silently picked up a knife and cut the apple into 10 even slices. Then she applied rat poison on the apple slices and applied it countless times.

"Well, perfect!"

After Gu Yating snapped her fingers, she bent down holding the apple petals and set up a formation in the room. Under the bed, on the window sill, next to the sofa, in the bathroom... the whole room smelled of a mixture of rat poison and apples.

Li Fan lay on the sofa, crossed his feet and said, "I guess you are busy in vain. Could it be that the rat poison is fake?"

Gu Yating stood up and said, "Fake? Impossible! Selling fake medicines like this is so unconscionable!"

Li Fan sighed and said, "Let me tell you, there are a lot of counterfeit medicines, not to mention this kind of rat medicine. Basically, few of the medicines for men's diseases are genuine, whether they are advertised on TV or posted small advertisements on the street. No matter what, there are a lot of liars. I have mentioned various health products before, so I won’t mention them.

Let’s talk about seasonings. The Sichuan peppercorns, aniseed, and ground chili peppers eaten by humans are all fake, let alone the medicine used to feed rats. "

Gu Yating was confused. She sat on the bed and said, "I think the boss is very kind. He shouldn't sell fake medicines."

"Which villain engraved the word 'bad' on his face? Good luck! If you don't believe me, Google 'fake rat poison' and read the news."

Gu Yating glanced at the apple petals lying around again, feeling lost.Lying on the bed, she googled on her mobile phone. After entering the four words "fake rat poison", she couldn't finish flipping through countless webpages. Her brows became more and more wrinkled. Already felt that I might have been lied to.

Li Fan smiled quietly, and thought to himself: Don't talk about entering "fake rat poison", even if you enter "fake Li Fan" and "fake Gu Yating", there are probably a lot of web page information.

Thinking of this, Li Fan leisurely said: "If there are more mice, I won't care about you! It's getting late, you should take a shower first, I'll go out for a stroll."

After taking a bath, the two turned off the lights, one was on the bed and the other was on the sofa, but neither of them closed their eyes, their minds were different.

Gu Yating turned over and said to Li Fan: "Hey, what about our finals the day after tomorrow? Other schools will definitely try their best to attack our weakness."

Li Fan still said the same thing: "Calm down, we'll talk about it tomorrow!"

"Hey, always calm down! I think Zhang Ye from Nantah University is extremely powerful. After seeing his performance, there is absolutely no blind spot. I have no confidence in meeting him!"

"Calm down!" Li Fan said as he touched the "driver's license" in his wallet, feeling a little itchy in his heart.

Gu Yating raised her chin and looked at Li Fan in the dark, "Hey, Li Fan, by the way, what show are we performing at the welcome party?"

Li Fan sat up and said, "You reminded me, you owe me the private dance, should you pay it back?"

"Can't you hear me, can't you hear me!" Gu Yating covered her ears with a slam.

click!
Turn on the lights!
Li Fan walked over and opened the quilt, revealing her little head, and said: "Hey, there is no such thing as you. If you have no integrity at all, then what I say to you in the future will not count!"

Seeing that Gu Yating was still plugging her ears and closing her eyes tightly, Li Fan directly opened her arms and opened her eyelids with his fingers, "Hey, don't be a rogue! Do you have some character?"

Gu Yating blinked her eyes, "How about you bully me like this? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"I bullied you? Oh! I bullied you?" Li Fan raised his palm and pointed, "This hand was almost destroyed at your feet last night. You said I bullied you?"

"You deserve it!" Gu Yating secretly smiled, "You really want me to dance for you?"

"Nonsense, I've been waiting for a year, a year! The rats in the Ezo swamp in Hokkaido are only eight or nine months old from birth to death! Are you sure about your words?"

Gu Yating thought for a while, "Okay then!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly, just dance, he can take the opportunity to have fun!

"But what kind of dance do you want to see?"

Li Fan pouted his buttocks, straightened his chest, and said, "That's it, with the front and back!"

"I hate it! Okay, I'll pay the debt, who made you my boyfriend! I'll find some music!"

Li Fan let out a breath, "You still know that I am your boyfriend? Hurry up, I have everything ready!"

Gu Yating raised her head and asked, "Why is everything ready?"

"Nothing, hurry up and find a song!"

After a while, Gu Yating finally got out of bed, she said: "The light is too bright, please adjust it."

"Well, romantic!" Li Fan nodded, and turned the light to a dim warm tone.Li Fan felt that he was still not romantic enough and petty bourgeois. After all, because of his life background, it was really awkward for him to open a bottle of red wine to cheer him up.

"Li Fan, don't laugh at me if you don't dance well!"

"Don't worry, I like whatever way you dance!"

As soon as Li Fan finished speaking, the music on Gu Yating's cell phone started ringing:
"The ninth set of radio gymnastics, start now! Keep going!
One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven, stop!
Stretch, prepare..."

Li Fan rolled his eyes and threw himself directly on the sofa, covering his head with a pillow!
Gu Yating said while doing radio gymnastics, "Li Fan, hey, Li Fan, look!"

……

On the phone: "Body rotation exercise, one two three four five six seven eight..."

Gu Yating kept twisting her waist, "Li Fan, why don't you look?"

On the phone: "Leap Motion! One Two Three Four..."

Gu Yating was jumping happily and non-stop, working extremely hard and youthful.As for Li Fan, Li Fan, who wished to get into the sofa, had two bold and bold letters floating above his head: Despair!
After tidying up the exercise, Gu Yating wiped off her sweat, and said with emotion: "Oh my god, I'm so exhausted, I didn't do it so standard and so dedicated when I was in high school."

She walked to Li Fan's side, pulled away the pillow, and said, "Li Fan, did I dance well? Why didn't you watch it just now?"

"I don't know you!" Li Fan said, turning his head on the sofa.

Gu Yating pulled his face forcefully, "Isn't it turning upside down? Look, I'll do it again for you, one, two, three, four—"

"Disappear from my sight, immediately! Immediately!"

"Good!"

Gu Yating stuck out her tongue, returned to the bed with a "swish", hid in the quilt and laughed.

The lights went out, and the night fell into silence. Maybe more than 20 minutes later, the "squeaking" sound sounded again.

Gu Yating, who had just fallen asleep, suddenly opened her eyes, her body trembled, and she said in horror: "Li Fan, Li Fan, the rat medicine is fake! It's fake!! Wake up, Li Fan!"

An impatient voice sounded from the sofa, "What are you doing! What are you doing again!"

"Rat! The rat medicine is fake! Get up and kill the rat!"

"Please!"

Silence for a while!
At this time, the "squeak" sound became louder again, and Li Fan sighed, "This time the sound is really loud, this is a big mouse!"

click!
The bedside lamp was turned on, and Gu Yating said anxiously: "Li Fan, please, please, please? Kill the mice!"

"You have to dance for me again until I am satisfied, okay?"

"to make!"

"Who was it that kept pestering me and not letting me get out of bed last night?"

"I. Hurry up, Li Fan!"

"Am I a gentleman?"

"You are!"

Li Fan then stood up. He lay down and looked around, looking for signs of the mouse, "Where did it go?"

After searching for a while, Li Fan sat by the bed and said to Gu Yating, "Don't be afraid, I guess the mouse is overwhelmed by my personal charm."

Gu Yating's delicate body trembled slightly, as if she understood something, "Oh, it turns out that mice are afraid of light!"

Hearing this, Li Fan quickly scraped the edge of the bed with his toes. After a "bang", Gu Yating jumped directly into his arms. She closed her eyes and said tremblingly: "It's under the bed. Under the bed, you go and hit it!"

Li Fan scratched his head, thinking how can I "beat the mouse" if you hold me?He said nonsense: "This mouse, we can't catch it at all. It's too big and too cunning. It's fine with me around. After it smells the smell of a male animal, it won't dare to go to bed."

"Really?"

"I don't know if it's true, anyway, it was introduced in "Global Science". I turned off the light!"

"Don't close it, I'm afraid!"

Li Fan raised his hand to wipe her moist eyes, "Little girl!"

"Hey, Li Fan, your hand?" Gu Yating suddenly grabbed Li Fan's hand, stared at the nails carefully, and frowned.

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

At this time, Gu Yating got up "Huo", came to the sofa, turned over the leather sofa, and then stretched out her hand to scratch the inside of the sofa gently, and immediately there was a "squeak" sound.

Damn it, case solved!

She turned her head suddenly, and said coldly, "Li Fan, come down for me!"

Li Fan obediently got up and got out of bed, "Okay, you're busy, I'll go down and buy something to eat!"

As soon as Li Fan reached the door, he was kicked out of the room by Duang.

creak!

The door is locked.

How was it discovered?Standing at the door, Li Fan carefully looked at the nails that had just been studied, and then suddenly realized.Oh, it turned out that there was a little bit of leather slag caught in the nail.

Hey, Li Fan sighed, what kind of Beijing University does this girl go to, she should go to the Huaguo Police Academy!
He unfolded his wallet again, and touched the "driver's license" quietly. He didn't know that he could drive in a car in the year of the monkey.

(End of this chapter)