The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 262 The King of Routines
Li Fan kept wandering outside the door, and could vaguely hear the sound of water in the bathroom, as well as the happy but very jumping singing, until the sound of the water stopped, Li Fan knew that his spring night was coming .

Boom!Boom!Boom!
"Have you finished washing?"

"Okay, wait a minute!"

Li Fan held the door frame with one hand, his eyes were obviously bigger than usual, and he didn't blink. He hoped that this was a plot of a film and television drama, and the picture should be like this: Gu Yating opened the door for him, wrapped in a towel and wiping her hair, Her whole body exuded a faint feminine fragrance, her gentle eyes were full of affection, and then she said in a special tone: "Master, I have been waiting for a long time."

creak!The door is open!
There is the smell of perfume, and there is also the movement of rubbing his hair, but he is not wrapped in a bath towel, and he is not called a senior official.

"What are you thinking, brat?"

"Ahem! Well, it looks good!"

Li Fan lay on the sofa, his eyes lingering on Gu Yating's body.

She wore a high-grade silk pajamas of ordinary style. Frankly speaking, she didn't show anything. She was more conservative than wearing suspender skirts, but in terms of visual perception, it was a hundred times more eye-catching than everyday clothes. Li Fan even felt his heartbeat speed up significantly.

Li Fan felt that this was a typical suggestive psychology.In fact, this kind of psychology seems to be very similar to rich people wanting to marry female stars.Frankly speaking, many female stars are just average after removing their makeup. Young girls around 20 years old are much prettier than celebrities, but why do rich people prefer female celebrities?Among them, psychological factors played a decisive role, and it was not just as simple as taking the actress out to save face.

Li Fan thought of this and nodded, "Well, it makes sense, makes sense!"

Gu Yating had just finished blowing her hair, and she turned around and asked, "What makes sense?"

"I was just thinking about a problem of promoting the harmonious development of human society."

"Think about it, I turned off the lights!"

When the lights went out, Gu Yating pulled on her slippers and was lying on the bed about to rest when she heard rustling sounds on the sofa, she said vigilantly: "Don't take off your clothes."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of you seeing it!"

Crack, throwing the pillow, Gu Yating yelled, "Put it on, what do you want?"

Li Fan scratched his head, "Sleep, how can you sleep without taking off your clothes?"

"You sleep in your clothes tonight!"

"Stop it, I can't sleep with my clothes on. I like level [-] sleep."

"Li Fan!!"

"Okay, okay, it's really troublesome for me to put it on," Li Fan sighed, and said, "What kind of messy things are you thinking in your head? It's inexplicable. Also, girls mature earlier than boys, and I'm still a little boy now. , you are not suitable for a child with a head full."

"Ha ha!"

Gu Yating lay on the bed and slept with her eyes closed, but turned over seven or eight times in two or three minutes, and couldn't fall asleep at all. She always felt that there were a pair of green wolf eyes on the sofa shining in the dark night, and she couldn't help but tighten her back, saying : "Li Fan, are you asleep?"

A yawn sounded, "What are you doing? You just fell asleep!"

"Oh, then go to sleep!"

"Boring!" After a voice turning around, the night fell into silence again.

Gu Yating was puzzled, did she misunderstand him?Is he really a gentleman?Is it the kind of fake villain with a yellow mouth and a white heart?No, it's only three or two minutes, wait a minute!

About 10 minutes later, Gu Yating turned around and whispered, "Li Fan! Li Fan!"

The sound of "bang bang" kicking off the bed suddenly sounded on the sofa, and Li Fan's voice was full of dissatisfaction, "What are you doing, what do you want to do to me? What exactly do you want!"

Well, the Taiwanese accent is coming out.

"Oh my god, I'm still angry about waking up!" Gu Yating chuckled, "Okay, go to sleep, I won't bother you anymore."

Gu Yating's psychological defense was loosened immediately, and she lay down comfortably, ready to rest.

"I asked you to cheer me up." Li Fan stood up and took a sip of water, mentally thinking about what to do next. He had to find a way to get her to take the initiative. As the old saying goes, what comes to your door is not a deal.There is also an old saying: Pigs holding vegetables is not a skill, but letting the vegetables jump into the pig's mouth is a master.

When dealing with women, you must have the absolute right to speak on key issues!
At this moment, Gu Yating asked, "Why are you walking around?"

"I can't sleep anymore, tell me you, why don't you let me sleep peacefully?"

"I can't sleep a bit too, tell me a story!"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Okay! Let me think about it, I have a real story that happened to my uncle (dà, ye, softly, uncle, a regional title), which is a bit sad. "

"Oh, what's wrong with your uncle?"

Li Fan fell into memories. This was something he heard from his elders when he was a child. "I lived in my grandfather's house for two years when I was a child. At that time, I was still young and ignorant. I only had a vague image of my uncle in my memory." .”

"Wait a minute, isn't your uncle farming in his hometown in the countryside?"

"It's not my uncle, it's my second grandfather (here, 'ye' is pronounced as 'yé', meaning a man of the same generation as my grandfather)'s family."

"Oh, you go on."

"This matter is related to gambling. It was the early spring of 1981, and the uncle who was working in the city drove back to his hometown from the city.

At that time, the traffic was not as developed as it is now. At that time, there were no buses from the town to the countryside, let alone taxis.It was already past 8 pm when we arrived in town. My uncle was worried about money, so he didn't find a place to stay. He thought he was young and strong and could only walk home in three or four hours.

At that time, there were dirt roads from the town to the countryside, and it had just rained for a few days, and the road was not very smooth, so the uncle walked along the dirt road towards the village.

It was a starless night. There was no trace of light in the dark night. Owls occasionally hooted on the tree branches. The uncle became more and more frightened and walked very fast. He held the flashlight and walked two steps at a time. Walking forward quickly, after crossing the main road, he went straight down the cecal path, trying to take a shortcut home.

But I lost my way while walking, what should I do if I can't get to the village or back to the store? It's already past 10 o'clock at night.Back then, people went to bed very early in the countryside, not to mention TV, and in some places there was no electricity, and diesel lamps were still on. "

Gu Yating asked curiously: "What should I do if I get lost?"

"Listen to me. The uncle walked for a while, and suddenly saw two people whispering in the woods. After careful inspection, it turned out that it was Fa Xiao, Ma Liuer and Xiao Budian.

The three were overjoyed to meet each other and greeted each other.

The little one said: "Qiangzi, how have you been doing in the city these past few years? Look at this outfit, you've made a lot of money, right?" '

The uncle said: "No way, it's just a small amount of money, haha."Let's go home quickly. I happened to be lost. By the way, what are you doing here? '

Ma Liu'er said, "We're lost too, we're homesick!" '

Lo and behold, the three of them are more unpromising than the other, and they are all lost.In the end, Xiao Budian suggested that it is better to forget it in the middle of the night and wait until dawn to leave.It just so happens that we have a companion to catch up with each other.Ma Liu'er said he wanted to play the Water Margin card, and even took out a deck of cards from his pocket.

Do you know what the Water Margin card is? "

Gu Yating didn't know this, this thing is a bit far from her era.

Li Fan said: "This is a rectangular plastic card with Water Margin characters printed on it, but it has already been eliminated, and people in that era liked to play this card.

Although the uncle is very frugal and very picky about himself, he is a complete gambler and loves to gamble, so he happily agreed.

The uncle put the flashlight on the soil bag, and then the three of them gathered together, sat on the ground and started playing.This night, the old man was surprisingly lucky. Although he won or lost, he still won a lot of money overall, but the little one kept saying, "Don't blame me, I don't have enough money." '

The uncle was in high spirits, but he didn't care, he said in his heart, as if you won money.

It was about 3 o'clock in the middle of the night when the three stopped. The grandpa who had won the money was lying on the bag happily and said, "Let's take a rest first and go home at dawn." '

Ma Liuer and Xiaodian laughed and said nothing.

At dawn, when the uncle opened his eyes, he didn't find Xiaobudian and Ma Liuer beside him. The uncle said angrily, "These two grandsons left me like this?"Not a good ending! '

Looking around, the uncle recognized that this was the fifth community of Xiaoman Village, so he hurriedly returned to his village in less than an hour.

The second master and second wife were so happy to see their precious son back that they quickly let the child in. After the uncle took a sip of water, he happily said: "Mom, Dad, guess who I met on the way last night?" '

'Who? '

'Outside Xiaoman Village, I met Ma Liuer and Xiao Budianer. We haven't seen each other for several years! '

The second master and mistress froze in place for an instant, like a wood carving.

'What's the matter, parents? '

The second wife shouted: "My child, don't scare mom, this is not a joke!" '

'What happen to you guys? '

'Ma Liu'er and Xiao Budian died in a car accident a month ago! '

'What?Impossible, we have played cards, and I have won a lot of money, if you don’t believe me, let me show you. '

The second master hastily put his hand into his pocket, but when he stretched out his hand, there was no money in his hand, but a pile of paper ashes! "

When Li Fan said this, his spine felt chilly and his scalp felt numb. This was a story his grandfather told him when he was ignorant. Every time he recalled it, he felt eerie and terrifying. It was not that the story was scary, but that it was this story. The story happened to relatives.Li Fan, an atheist, naturally wouldn't believe this, but the sense of helplessness was too strong.

After telling a ghost story, Li Fan thought it should be able to scare Gu Yating out of her wits and ask for a hug, but...

There was an affirmative voice on the bed, "Well, this is good! Then?"

What?Isn't this girl afraid?
The storyteller made himself tremble while telling the story, but the people listening to the story were not touched at all. Li Fan felt that he had failed, but he still decided to tell the ending of the story.

"The uncle rushed out for a while, and when he returned to Xiaoman village again, he saw two graves lined up at the place where the cards were played, with a small stone tablet standing, and there were burnt paper ashes in front of the grave. From then on, the uncle went crazy, He got lost half a year later, and his whereabouts are still unknown.”

Gu Yating hugged the pillow and listened with relish, and said: "This ghost story is good, let me have another one!"

Click!

A huge thunderbolt fell in the night sky.

"what!"

"Mom!"

After two screams, there was a "bang" and a knocking sound.

Gu Yating patted her chest, and quickly turned on the bedside lamp, only to see Li Fan sitting there shivering on the sofa, rubbing his head with his right hand, probably hitting the wall.

Gu Yating said with a smile: "What's wrong with you? Are you so timid? It was just a thunderstorm, why are you so frightened? Look, your face turned pale."

Li Fan was so embarrassed that he shot himself in the foot!

After taking a few breaths, he calmed down and said, "I'm OK, don't you feel it? Such a scary ghost story, plus this earth-shattering thunder!"

"I was taken aback by Lei, but your ghost story is so ordinary, why don't you change it to an exciting one."

"Stop talking, stop talking, go to sleep."

"Oh!"

Just as Gu Yating was about to turn off the lights, Li Fan hurriedly said, "Don't turn off the lights, turn on the lights tonight and sleep."

"Turn on the light? Hey, Li Fan, you, you, okay. Li Fan, you coward, afraid of heights and ghosts, tell me what you are most afraid of? I will torture you."

Li Fan thought for a while, "Frozen persimmons!"

"Frozen persimmon? It's delicious. Why are you afraid of food?"

"It's a long story. When I was young, my family was poor, so we would eat a good meal during the New Year holidays. At that time, relatives came to the family and brought a box of frozen persimmons. Then I was greedy and ate one after another, until my stomach was full. It was frozen persimmons. I had vomiting and diarrhea that night and almost died. Then it left a shadow in my heart. I still feel nauseated when I see frozen persimmons. I must have been 5 years old that year.

Then what are you afraid of? "

Gu Yating said: "I am afraid of mice!"

Li Fan smiled and said: "This is normal!"

"It's not normal! I'm very scared. When I was a child, I went to my grandma's house for the summer vacation. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a pair of small eyes sitting on the edge of the kang staring at me. Do you know the feeling of horror? That was the first time in my life. Great shadow."

"Oh!" Li Fan smiled, he was determined to make a move.

Gu Yating said again: "You know, my mother is allergic to pollen, and I am afraid of rats, so my family not only doesn't raise flowers and plants, but also doesn't keep pets. There are rat poisons everywhere in the yard."

"Turn off the lights, I'm calm now."

Lights off.

It's time for Li Fan to talk nonsense, "Be careful, there are rats in our hotel."

"Nonsense, don't scare me, mice can fly? This is the 8th floor!"

"But the mouse has four legs and can walk! When I went to the public restroom, I heard a bang, but there was no one there."

"Nonsense, sleep!"

"I didn't see the shadow either. I guess it's the elastic recovery of the plastic. Well, good night!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he stood up and took the opportunity to drink water to quietly take out the room card from the card slot.

Make sure the heat is right, so as to "moisten things silently"!Li Fan calculated the approximate time in his mind and waited patiently.

After about 20 minutes, he secretly raised his arm and scratched it quietly on the wooden armrest of the sofa.

Squeak!

He listened for a while, but there was no sound from the bed, so he quietly increased the intensity and scratched.

creak! !
With the sound of the quilt being lifted, Gu Yating said softly, "Li Fan, Li Fan!"

Li Fan still turned his back to Gu Yating and did not answer, until he felt that Gu Yating was lying down again, he quietly scratched the armrest again.

Gu Yating's panicked voice sounded: "Li Fan, there are mice! There are mice!!"

Li Fan hurriedly got up and complained: "Ah, Gu Yating, have you finished yet? What are you doing? What are you going to do to me? Can you let me sleep well!"

The voice on the bed visibly trembled, "There are mice!"

"It's a hallucination, why didn't I hear it?"

Gu Yating pressed the bedside lamp twice, and asked in confusion, "Why is there no electricity?"

"Oh, the waiter said that there is a small power outage around here tonight. Didn't you see the notice posted on the wall when you went upstairs?"

“Don’t hotels all have generators?”

"I guess he doesn't have one at home, so go to sleep!"

Just a minute or so after Gu Yating lay down, the sound of "creaking" sounded again.

Li Fan stood up in a "huo" and shouted, "I wipe it, it seems to be a mouse, I heard it too! Turn on the light!"

"Ah!" A scream mixed with crying, "You are stupid, there is no power outage!"

"Sit on the bed and don't move, I'll come!"

Li Fan got up and flipped through it indiscriminately, feeling a little distressed, but he didn't expect to scare the girl to tears.

Don't hesitate, don't cry, just cry. After all, this is a painful and happy process.

Li Fan rummaged under the bed, got up and asked in doubt, "Hey, where did the mouse go? Could it be on the bed?"

"Ah!" With a scream, Gu Yating stood up from the bed and stepped on the mattress anxiously.

Li Fan turned the quilt over, raised his hand to rely on his feeling, and gently scratched her instep. He wanted to scare her, but he didn't expect to be the one who suffered the most.

"Ah, rat!"

Even kicking and kicking, at that moment, Li Fan felt that the title "Tie Lian" was definitely the most accurate description of things in his life. Countless times in seconds.

"My hand, not a mouse! My hand!"

Li Fan withdrew his hand, covered his chest for a long time, "Tingting, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Gu Yating cried, "Why are you standing there, go find a mouse!"

"I guess I was scared away, I was scared away by your footwork!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he took off his slippers and stepped on the bed. He held the trembling Gu Yating in his arms and comforted him: "Don't be afraid. The mouse should have run away. Stop crying. Don't stand. Let's sit on the bed." !"

With Li Fan's support, Gu Yating slowly sat on the bed. Li Fan wiped her tears with his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm here."

Li Fan put his arms around Gu Yating to comfort him, and quietly freed up a hand to reach the edge of the bed.

creak creak!

"Mom!"

With a scream, Gu Yating hugged Li Fan's body tightly like a sloth, her panicked feet flying around.

Li Fan frowned, then raised his foot, hooked the quilt over the two of them, and tucked it around, he said: "If you wrap it tightly, the mice won't get in, let's make do." One night, tomorrow morning will be free."

creak creak!

"Hey, this mouse is still alive! Kill you, kill you!"

After Li Fan threw down the mineral water bottle beside the bed, the room finally became quiet.He could only feel the soft sobs next to his ears, and her trembling delicate body.

Well, it's done!

A classmate once asked Li Fan, what does it feel like to kiss?It's a good comparison, almost like eating pork.

Li Fan absolutely doesn't believe it, but that's what he said from his own experience.Now, I now have the opportunity to eat pork.

Li Fan wiped the teardrops from the corners of Gu Yating's eyes, and then suddenly lowered his lips. At that moment, it was definitely not the feeling of eating pork, but the feeling of grinding his teeth.

"Wow, hiss!" Li Fan covered his mouth, it's scary to be inexperienced!Come again!

Li Fan lowered his lips again, but this time...

boom!
"Hey! You kicked me?"

Li Fan was kicked out of the bed, a girl can't have that much strength, but at that moment, the human body is in a state of avoiding harm!

"Li Fan, what are you doing? Rats bully me, and you bully me too! Huh!"

"I was wrong I was wrong!"

My jaw hurts.

"hug!"

Li Fan couldn't see the specific situation on the bed, but he could vaguely see her opening her arms to welcome him.

"Okay, here I come!"

Li Fan got under the covers again, and was immediately laid on him by Gu Yating.

You took the initiative to do this, Li Fan was blunt and bowed his head again.

DUANG!
Another kick!
Li Fan covered his stomach and said, "What are you doing?"

"I asked you to hug me, why did you kiss me! The mouse bullied me, and you bullied me too! Hug!"

Li Fan stepped onto the bed again, not daring to speak anymore.

(End of this chapter)