The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 260 What is your name?
Netizens quarreled because of huge disagreements over Li Fan's birthday.

As soon as the Xinhua News Agency article "Positive Energy and Sense of Responsibility of Post-90s" was released, netizens took sides one after another.Some people say that Li Fan is not born in the 00s at all, he should be born in the [-]s, because he was born at the zero hour of the millennium. Whether it is before or after the zero hour, doctors and nurses cannot say for sure. Why? You say you must be born in [-]?
Indeed, Li Fan's birth date was too late, and it was not biased. It was stuck between 1999 and 2000. Li's mother is also amazing.

However, another part of netizens said that the ID card information is the best proof!The post-90s denied it, saying that the error rate of the ID card was too high, and also explained it from Huaguo medicine, saying that the birth time of a baby is calculated by sticking its head out of the mother's body, so Li Fan's birth time should be a little earlier .

Those born in the 00s said that Li Fan was their most outstanding representative, while those born in the 90s firmly believed that it was the last glory of their generation!However, both the post-00s and post-90s generations have basically agreed on one point. The reason why Li Fan is so magnificent and talented is explained by an old song:

We go to the stage at the turn of the century,
We write down the style of the turn of the century,
We welcome the turn of the century,
Make a sunny avenue,
Spread out towards the sun.

When Li Fan saw the idle netizens making fun of himself with this song "Sunshine Avenue", a picture appeared in front of his eyes: at the moment when the millennium came, the Sunshine Avenue opened towards the sun, A cute little baby was born with a golden key in his mouth, and when other babies cried, he kicked his feet and laughed!Is it in line with the setting of natural geeks?
It's quite interesting to watch the nonsense of netizens. This is also part of Li Fan's source of inspiration. He really created the beginning of a script based on the scene that was born in front of him.

Of course, Li Fan's computer has the beginnings of countless works, and this is just another one added.

……

The military training at Beijing University is continuing, and the 15-day military training is almost over.

When Li Fan formally participated in military training, he suddenly discovered a problem with himself - Shunguai!
In fact, it is normal to succumb. For new recruits or students in military training, some people will easily succumb when they are nervous.But Li Fan wasn't nervous, but he turned smoothly as he walked, and sometimes he didn't even realize it.

That morning, everyone gathered at the entrance of the cafeteria after breakfast, and walked to the playground for military training. The sharp-eyed instructor Wu quickly found that a row of people had turned around.

She said: "No. 8, No. 13, No. 15... don't you think you are different from others? Don't you fight?"

Some students said: "Report to the instructor, Li Fan has led us astray!"

Instructor Wu took a closer look, and sure enough, he was really the culprit.

Li Fan turned back and stared with big innocent eyes, "Is there any?"

All the students said in unison: "Yes!!"

When they came to the green field, other students stood in military postures every day, while instructor Wu gave Li Fan special training. After she personally demonstrated the standard movements, she said to Li Fan: "Listen to my command and walk in unison, one, two, one, one, two one, okay. , very good... Uh, no, no, Li Fan! Li Fan, stand firm!"

Li Fan walked quite normally for the first ten steps, but after that, he inexplicably started walking with the same hands and feet.

The students standing in the military posture burst into laughter instantly.

Instructor Wu turned his head sharply, staring and said: "Who is laughing? What's so funny? I warn you once, and laugh for another 5 minutes!"

Everyone shut up and grit their teeth!
"Li Fan, take care, master the sense of rhythm, and demonstrate to you again, you are going to be incorporated into the Company of Heroes, be serious!"

After Instructor Wu demonstrated again, Li Fan raised his head and chest, strutting his head, counting the beat in his heart, and then walking, he made a perfect turn again, and all the freshmen on the playground laughed when they saw it.

Instructor Wu turned his head sharply, pointed to Ma Qiang in the queue, and then pointed to Wang Chuan, "You two come out, and you two laugh the most, right? Come on, you two come here to laugh, Stand up! Is it funny that your comrades have shortcomings?"

Wang Chuan and Ma Qiang stood side by side, next to the instructor's criticism, Li Fan kept raising his eyebrows at them, his facial features crowded around, and performed an eyebrow dance for them for free.

Ma Qiang couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Report to the instructor!"

"Say!"

"I don't want to face Li Fan! He made us laugh!"

Instructor Wu suddenly turned his head, but saw Li Fan's serious face, his military posture was valiant, and he stood still.

……

In this way, Li Fan won the nickname "Tieguai Li" among the freshmen, and this became a big stain in his life. Other students ridiculed him as the only magic weapon, and this stain has accompanied Li Fan for the rest of his life. It's an embarrassing thing that must be mentioned at a college party. Anyway, if you don't mention this, there is really nothing to mention.

Unfortunately, because of this defect, he lost the opportunity to go to the Hero Company to train hard, and even lost the opportunity to lead thousands of new students as a freshman military training representative in the military training review, which was originally his.

But Li Fan doesn't care about these at all, it's just the nickname "Tieguai Li", don't you always ask for a commission?After all, it would damage his tall and mighty image.

There are still the last few days of military training, and the school's welcome party is also under preparation.

On this day, Li Fan and Gu Yating were called to the student office by Lu Yaya and asked them to join forces to put on a show.

Li Fan glanced at Gu Yating, and said to Lu Yaya, "Sister Yaya, she dances well."

Gu Yating said: "He sings beautifully."

Lu Yaya scratched her head: "What I mean is, let you two join forces and create a show together, do you understand?"

The two looked at each other, his specialty was her weakness, her strength was his abyss, they couldn't go together at all.

Gu Yating said: "It's not difficult to be a human being, why can't we go up and recite a poem together? We are a little good at this."

Li Fan thought for a while: "You reminded me that our foundation in Chinese studies is still good, otherwise, let's have a cross talk, I'll make fun of you, and you will make fun of it, then I will wear a long gown and a cheongsam for you, Amazing audience!"

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Fuck you!"

"Look, are you in the show?"

Lu Yaya said: "I thought of something. You two can sing and dance together. Wouldn't that be perfect? ​​As for the songs and dances, you should study them yourself, rehearse quickly, and report directly to me. The date of our party It’s getting closer.”

The two of them accepted this task, and then they were worried about what song to prepare, arguing endlessly along the way.

Various clubs and competitions in the school have also opened their arms to the freshmen in these two days. Li Fan has no love for this, but Gu Yating enjoys it. She participated in the poetry recitation contest, the freshman debate contest and the speech contest In addition to the pre-selection results of the speech contest that have not yet been posted, the results of the other two items are:

Preliminary results of the poetry recitation contest: No.2!
Preliminary result of the 2th Qingya Cup Debate Competition: No.[-]!
Gu Yating looked at the transcript from the student office, frowned and said, "Why is it No.2 again?"

Li Fan scratched his head, "Isn't this the right name for you, Gu Yating! Why don't you call me Gu Guanting?"

I was defeated in the Idiom Competition and won the runner-up; in the "Boya Cup", I finally got through it, and Lin Xiaofeng jumped out, you are still the runner-up!Nowadays, both the poetry recitation contest and the debate preliminaries are runner-up, which fully proves the importance of a person's name. You should not be called Gu Yating, but Gu Yajun! "Jun" means "beautiful jade", which sounds pretty good. "

"Fuck off!"

"Therefore, I am going to give you an appropriate nickname - the Millennium Second Brother!"

"Believe it or not, I kicked you?"

"Believe it, act like I didn't say it."

The two of them just turned around to leave, but saw two seniors approaching not far away, holding A4 papers in their hands, chatting about the results of the speech contest qualifiers while walking.

"That Lin Xiaofeng may not look amazing, but her strength is really too strong!"

"Wow, if you don't accept it, I guess Li Fan is the only freshman in this class who can suppress her."

"Gu Yating is not bad either. The girl is so beautiful, and she is so talented. In terms of the level of freshmen in previous years, she would be number one."

When Gu Yating heard this, she pulled Li Fan around and left. The report card was obviously unnecessary, which was a sad reminder.

Li Fan chuckled, "Gu Yajun!"

"To shut up!"

"Ahem, let's go, go back to the dormitory!" Li Fan walked, and suddenly said, "Do you think you will be second in the recruitment of the Golden Dance Troupe tonight?"

"Shut your crow's mouth! Watch your feet!"

As soon as the words fell, Li Fan felt silver high-heeled shoes dangling in front of him. Li Fan had to marvel at her flexibility and the flesh color that jumped into her eyes.

He smiled wickedly, and suddenly said with emotion: "Leggings are definitely the most stupid invention in human history!"

"You... pervert!"

"Why don't you kick me again, there is no one here, you kick hard, as high as you can kick, I won't hide!"

Gu Yating stood where she was, squinting her eyes and glaring at him, "Try saying one more thing!"

Li Fan pondered for a moment, and then said: "Leggings are definitely the most stupid invention in human history! I'm sure!"

Li Fan brought this "heavy" topic to the dormitory. All the male compatriots raised their hands and agreed with Li Fan's point of view. Their late-night topic moved from leggings to underwear, and then added the two words "interesting" to the underwear. The word "qi utensil" was added.

Everyone was talking about it happily. Some people were masters among them, and their theoretical knowledge was unparalleled, such as Li Fan. Some were cute seekers, such as Wang Nan. Ding Long.

Everyone soon discovered that Ding Long was extremely calm, and Ding Long said that he was righteous and disdain to be with you and other scum!Everyone said he was not a man.

It wasn't until later that everyone knew about Ding Long's family background. His family actually monopolized most of the underwear market and "adult" market in Huaguo. This guy has been numb to this since he was a child.

No one would have thought that the mediocre Ding Long was actually a veritable rich second generation, and he was so low-key.

The lying talk meeting still did not change the character of Beijing University's human texts, and in the end it directly talked about the history of ancient Chinese love, which is also amazing.

Finally, the meat dish was over and everyone switched to vegetarian food. Ma Qiang said that he had fallen in love with a girl from the 9th company and had hooked up with her several times, but he was too embarrassed to ask for a date.

"Brother Qiang, are you scared?"

"You can't do it either. You don't even dare to chase a little girl. How can you do anything big?"

"If you don't chase her, someone will. I heard that girl is very popular."

"It's over, it's really over!"

As soon as everyone encouraged him, Ma Qiang immediately decided to chase after him tomorrow!Besides, what are you practicing guitar for?He was just trying to confuse girls, otherwise his guitar practice would be wasted.

The next night, after the military training, Ma Qiang really mustered up the courage to go downstairs to the women's dormitory with his guitar to confess his love.

It was a romantic night, at first it was romantic, and it ended well, right in the middle...

A big heart shape was placed with candles in front of the door of the women's dormitory, and the girl's name was placed inside: Du Li.

Ma Qiang was sitting on a chair, holding a guitar, waiting for the girl to come downstairs at any time. He wiped his sweat from time to time and kept turning back to smile at his classmates. Sao Ma was really nervous.

Li Fan was in charge of the lively atmosphere. Holding the microphone, he said: "Students, pay attention to my gestures and follow my rhythm. We must make this beautiful event..."

In fact, the students who were watching didn't need Li Fan to mobilize at all. After all, what we Chinese people like the most is to boo!

The girl went downstairs. She was a fair-looking girl with fair skin. When she saw Li Fan standing in the crowd holding a microphone, she froze for a moment.

Doesn't Li Fan have Gu Yating?Did they break up?In other words, is it true that CP is always being hyped in TV programs? Could it be that the relationship between them is not true love at all, but hype?

Yes, celebrities all like hype!
Some people say that someone is looking for them downstairs. It turns out that this was deliberately arranged by Li Fan, but he doesn’t know me either!Is it because of my beauty?

At this moment, it is impossible to count how many messy and irrelevant things this girl is thinking. It is estimated that girls will be in chaos when they face Prince Charming.

Until when Li Fan clamped the microphone on the stand, she woke up from the dream.

A trace of loneliness flashed across Du Li's eyes, and she thought to herself: Oh, so it's this fat guy, why are you doing this?But I'm not familiar with you at all!I don't ask you to grow up to be like Li Fan, at least you have to be at a middle-class level, right?
Ma Qiang was very nervous. He wanted to say a few opening words but couldn't, so he stamped his feet and started singing directly. He sang a song "I am very happy to fall in love with you", but ended up singing and playing in a mess. , but couldn’t stand the good atmosphere at the scene. Everyone clapped together and softly helped him compose.

Li Fan suddenly found that he was surrounded by a military uniform. It turned out to be Instructor Wu. Instructor Wu also took out his mobile phone and started recording a video. When the song ended, he shouted and booed with his classmates.

The atmosphere was very high.

"Together!"

"Together!"

"Together!"

……

Ma Qiang stretched out his fat palm to Du Li, but Du Li just smiled and gave everyone a "shh", then walked to Ma Qiang very calmly, and a scene of stunned people began.

"Brother, that's not how the guitar is played, give it to me." Du Li stretched out her hand.

"Ah? Good!" Ma Qiang quickly took off the guitar, handed it over, and then stood there.

"First of all, your posture when holding the piano is wrong! Your torso should be straight, the body of the piano can be slightly tilted, and one-third of your right forearm rests on the resonance box. Secondly, the gesture of pressing chords is wrong. Let me show you! "

After Du Li finished speaking, she pressed the strings with her left hand and played lightly with her right hand. A beautiful piece of music poured out, and she sang "I'm Happy to Fall in Love with You" again. Obviously, her level can turn Ma Qiang into ashes in seconds. !

After playing, she tapped the guitar and said: "This guitar is not good either, it's just a three-plywood guitar. If you want to practice the piano seriously, you don't need to consider this kind of guitar that costs hundreds of dollars. At least it has to be face-to-face."

Ma Qiang's face was red and white, and he was at a loss in embarrassment.

"Well, I'm planning to hold a guitar class in a few days. You can sign up. I have a special channel for guitars. I'll get you a good one, okay?"

How did it become a sales pitch?Just when everyone was stunned for a while, Du Li asked again:
"By the way, what's your name?"

A sure kill, a sure win.

At that moment, Ma Qiang really wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, so he said in a depressed manner, "Call me Ma Qiang!" After finishing speaking, he resentfully packed up his guitar and the borrowed stereo, and prepared to leave.

Du Li pointed to the candles all over the floor and said, "Take all these away. By the way, that Ma Qiang, you are too sudden, let's be friends."

"En!" Ma Qiang said listlessly.

"Oh, by the way, wait for me, let's have a meal first?"

"what?"

"Wait for me, I'll change my clothes."

"Hey! Good!!"

In this way, Ma Qiang and Du Li officially started hooking up, but why did Du Li suddenly become interested in Ma Qiang?

Du Li said to her companion, she originally wanted to make him feel bad, after all, she didn't say a few words to you, is it embarrassing for you to beg for love in public?You are not embarrassed, I am embarrassed, but after some sarcasm, she saw that the fat man was ashamed and lost his dignity in public, and she couldn't bear it anymore, so she found him a step down.

In the end, she didn't expect that the overflow of careless motherhood caused her to be entangled by this fat man for the rest of her life.

Ma Qiang's explanation is very simple, just four words: because of love!
(End of this chapter)