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Chapter 26 Recording Issue 3

Chapter 26 The third recording

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the stage is gorgeous and the lights are colorful.

The third issue of "Huaguo Idioms Conference" was recorded.

Jia Yun twisted her graceful body and came onto the stage. After introducing the fixed opening remarks, she smiled and said: "Viewers, do you know what incredible things happened after watching the last episode?"

"Know!"

"Guess idioms by radicals!"

……

Jia Yun: "Yes! Guess the idiom of the radical! Do you still remember what Mr. Xiao said? He really can't come this time and has gone to the hospital. Yes, the culprit who brewed this tragedy is sitting under the stage On."

When the camera was shown to Li Fan, Li Fan laughed straight away, making the little girls on the scene laugh with joy.

Jia Yun smiled and said: "Just kidding, just two hours ago, Mr. Xiao was blessed with a grandson. Congratulations to Mr. Xiao!"

After the applause stopped, Jia Yun announced: "We have changed the rules of today's competition. It is still divided into three rounds. The first round is the "Winning Group Promotion Competition". The winning group of the three teams is safe and will enter the next program. "

Rules for the winning group promotion competition: There are five competitions in total: ① Idiom knowledge competition; ② 120-second limited time competition; ③ Two-syllable competition; ④ Idiom allusion answering competition; ⑤ Target timing competition.

The three teams sent 5 groups of players to participate in the competition. (Because the Warring States team only has 4 groups of players left, one group can be designated to participate twice.) The points system is adopted, and the team with a big lead in the end is safe.

The first round of the first round begins: the idiom knowledge contest.There is no limit to the number of times for the three teams to rush to answer. One point will be added for correct answers, and one point will be deducted for wrong answers (can be negative points). Each question has only one chance to rush to answer, and then change the questions until the three groups answer 10 questions correctly. .

Each of the three teams sent a group of players to participate in the competition, the Warring States Team: Li Fan/Peng Ren; the Spring and Autumn Team: Zhengchi/Lu Da; the Erya Team: Lego High/Prehistoric.

Jia Yun began to introduce the contestants. She first moved to Lego High/Prehistoric and said: "I need to introduce this group to you in detail. This is the only group of couple contestants in our idiom conference! Everyone applauds and encourages."

When the applause stopped, Jia Yun asked gossiping: "Prehistoric, let me gossip, are you in charge of the family?"

Prehistoric said: "As a man, as a backbone, I naturally have to do everything in the family, almost the whole family is supported by me."

Lego is very "short", and she raised her neck: "It's like picking up garbage, bathing the dog, washing clothes and cooking, etc., he does it all!"

The laughter stopped, and Jia Yun said with a smile: "We are famous writers of romance novels in prehistoric times."

Prehistoric waved to everyone and said, "Yes, it's me."

Jia Yun shrugged slightly: "He asked me to add the word 'famous'. And I was wondering, is it okay for you, a 1.9-meter thick guy, to write romance novels for little girls to make girls cry? What is your pen name?"

Qian Shi said with a smile: "The flowers are not flowers!"

Jia Yun teased: "It's still 'fog is not fog'! Why is it not called civilization? Prehistoric civilization!"

"My brother's name is Shi Wenming!"

"Really?"

"It's true, it's true, it's false, I'm teasing you!"

Jia Yun rolled her eyes: "This year's contestants are too poor!"

Le Gao Gao replied: "That's not as poor as you!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Jia Yun smiled: "By the way, prehistoric, how many readers do you currently have?"

"I don't know about that, but at least my girlfriend—"

Lego Gao interrupted: "Actually, I never read his books!"

Everyone was amused by this couple who loved to tear each other down.

Jia Yun continued: "Their combination has a famous name, it's called the 'Exclamation Mark' combination!"

A step forward in history: "I am that '丨'!"

Lego high also stepped forward: "I am the '.'"

The two said in unison: "We want to shock you all!"

The audience at the scene was so teased by this funny couple that they gave waves of applause.

Jia Yun turned to Li Fan/Peng Ren again and said with a serious face: "Li Fan, 'Yi Ma Zi'?"

Li Fan thought for a while, "Heaven's proud son!"

Jia Yun took the lead in applauding: "Okay, I'll give you this idiom!" She then said to the audience, "Since the broadcast of the last program, the game of guessing idioms by radicals has become popular on the Internet! This game is really full of mysteries All kinds of brain-burning, it is said that the IQ is lower than 140, please stay away. It has destroyed the fragile hearts of many netizens, okay, everyone, look carefully, this is the 'instigator'! By the way, everyone has a combination of 'exclamation marks', what about you?"

"We..." Li Fan discussed with Peng Ren, and then Li Fan said: "We are the group of 'mortals'."

"Well, your name really doesn't do justice to your talent."

Jia Yun began to introduce Peng Ren again, "This Peng Ren is very famous. He is currently studying for a master's degree at Chenhua University. He has won numerous awards in the four years of the university. He has a total of 48 honorary certificates, including his ID card, examination admission ticket, and library card. , and the only-child certificate!"

The audience laughed so hard that their facial expressions were "distorted".

"puff!"

"You are the host of "Today's Statement", how about your dignity?"

"Hey, if you marry a daughter-in-law like this, you can live 99% if you smile a lot!"

……

Jia Yun continued: "You didn't play last time, so now you can introduce yourself to everyone."

"Okay!" Peng Ren replied nervously, and then suddenly took a big step forward at the next moment, raised his hands high, and his arms stood up in the air with a sense of strength, ready to "speech".

Everyone is not prepared at all, you should let us know in advance if you want to "explode".This guy has a very passionate expression, his movements are exaggerated and funny.

Li Fan retreated slightly subconsciously, and Jia Yun was startled as she covered her chest.In this sudden and unexpected moment, a very honest and friendly young man had an "epilepsy" in an instant. Who can bear it?

Peng Ren held his breath, and then blurted out: "I am a good-looking talent, with the best of both worlds, a three-inch tongue, a four-dimensional ambition, a five-wheeled belly, six secrets and three strategies, poetry in seven steps, talent in eight fights, nine in one, Everything must be conquered, Wu Neng is safe and secure in his hometown, Wen Neng diligently writes chapters, and Peng Ren and Peng Ziqiang are both civil and military!"

Jia Yun let out a sigh of relief: "Young man, you forgot to take your medicine when you went out, why are you so excited when you come on stage? Are you all Chenhua in this way?"

The combination of Zheng Chi/Lu Da was introduced, and the competition officially began.

The first round: idiom knowledge contest.

Jia Yun glanced at the tablet: "What do the 'Tao' and 'Lue' in 'Wen Tao Wu Lue' refer to? Option A——"

Before the pronunciation of the word "A" was finished, the answer light came on: Li Fan/Peng Ren team!
""Six Tao" and "Three Strategies"! Oh yeah!!" Peng Ren blurted out, his body movements were extremely exaggerated, and he clenched his fists fiercely.

Li Fan's hand was just a slap away from the answer button, and he silently slapped it back. Peng Ren gave him a huge surprise.

Jia Yun shook her head: "Okay, if you accumulate one point, the next question comes. The idiom 'scraping and polishing' refers to sharpening talents, carefully pondering in poetry and academic research, and the source is——"

"Bang!" The green light turns on.

Li Fan: "From Han Yu's "Jin Xue Jie"!"

Jia Yun breathed out: "Okay, you guys! Next question. 'Every tree is a soldier' ​​describes a person who is suspicious when panicked. May I ask which battle this story took place in?"

"Bang!" The green light turns on.

Peng Ren roared: "The battle of Feishui! Oye!!"

All the sound at the recording site was silent, and the faces of the other two groups of contestants on the stage were pale. What are you going to do?This is a multiple choice question!It's not a fill-in-the-blank question! !Can you not be so fast?

Jia Yun held her forehead and calmed down a little: "'Jizhu' is used to describe the originality of poetry, where 'Jizhu' refers to -"

"Bang!" The green light turns on.

Li Fanlang said: "The loom!"

Jia Yun immediately complained: "Can you two give me a chance to read out the question options?" After the audience's laughter stopped, she continued, "It's easy for me to have my salary deducted, so I'm begging you two. Li Fan, can you do it?"

"No problem." Li Fan nodded.

"Peng Ren, can you do it?"

Peng Ren raised his hand and made an "OK" gesture. Just as he was about to speak, Jia Yun quickly interrupted: "Don't say 'Oye' to me! Be careful, I will let you KO!"

Peng Ren nodded sheepishly.

Jia Yun clicked on the tablet and said to herself: "What's the 'combination of mortals', two geniuses plus a monster possessed, the two of you are called 'deceitful combination' and it's almost the same! Liar!! Two liars!! Two liars!! "

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(End of this chapter)

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