The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 257 Peerless Talented Woman
If there is any specific difference between the students of the top elite schools and the students of other schools, judging from the experience of the two Li Fans, there is really not much difference.Of course, students with certain backgrounds must be excluded first.

It is true that Peking University students are smarter and work harder as a whole, and some of them are even born with extraordinary talents, but in terms of personality, Li Fan feels that they are no different from students from other schools, and from everyone in the world. The same has good and evil beauty and ugliness.

Good reading and high grades, or even natural geniuses, have little to do with personal qualities.

For example, this morning, an explosive news broke out on the campus of Peking University. A certain senior with excellent grades was held down by the school security guards in the toilet. He was also very disappointed.

There is another obvious characteristic of Peking University students, that is, they are proud and arrogant!To put it another way, it is high self-confidence, which should be caused by the combination of life background and famous school complex.

Leaving aside personal qualities, Beijing University is indeed a temple rich in weirdos, such as Wang Nan.

It was gloomy outside the dormitory, and Li Fan also slept soundly. He was finally woken up by a message from Xiaoxiao, informing him that the outdoor military training was cancelled, and all the staff were cleaning up housework in the dormitory.

Li Fan got out of bed with squinted eyes, opened the curtains and glanced at the dark cloud-covered sky. There was faint thunder in the distance, and a slight wind was blowing, and a heavy rain was about to pour down.

Just when Li Fan yawned twice, a soft voice suddenly sounded behind him, "Brother Fan, Brother Fan!"

Li Fan turned his head sharply and exclaimed, "Your uncle, when did you wake up?"

A pair of swollen eyeballs appeared on the bed on the inner side, Wang Nan said: "Have you not slept all this time? Brother Fan, take a look at my second line."

Li Fan convinced, Xiao Wang Nan's perseverance is really amazing, in order to stay up all night for a few couplets, it is estimated that few people would be so bored, right?
Wang Nan said: "This couplet of mine is [The Sutra Pavilion, the Sutra Collection, the Sutra Collection in the Sutra Pavilion, the Sutra Pavilion for ten thousand years, the scriptures for ten thousand years]."

"It's okay, wide pair is okay. But not very good."

"Oh, yes." After Wang Nan finished speaking, he lowered his head and lay down on the pillow to conceive.

This 15-year-old child has studied more than Li Fan, Li Fan said helplessly: "How about I tell you the second line?"

"no, do not want!"

Li Fan said again: "Why don't you go to bed first and study after waking up?"

"no, do not want!"

Ding Long poked out his bewildered eyes from under the quilt, and said inarticulately: "Yabaa butterfly!" Then, he retracted into the quilt again and fell asleep.

Ma Qiang also stared blankly at Wang Nan who was in a state of obsession. He lifted the quilt and expelled the turbid air in his body with a "poof", then turned over and fell asleep with his head covered!

Li Fan blocked his nose and opened the door of the dormitory, saying: "Everyone get up, rest today, but everyone must continue to press the quilt in the dormitory."

Just as Li Fan stepped out of the dormitory door, several other people in the room opened their eyes one after another, and then exclaimed:

"Freedom!"

"Grandpa is exhausted these days!"

"This rain is coming well, life-saving rain!"

……

Knocking on the doors of the other two dormitories one by one, when Li Fan returned to the dormitory again, everyone got up.

Some picked up the guitar and continued to torture everyone's eardrums, some recited poetry aloud, and some watched TV bored.

Li Fan walked to the window again, looking at the dark clouds, his brows furrowed.The heavy rain was so heavy that it was obviously not suitable to travel today, but he wanted to see his friends very much at this time.

After opening the WeChat group, Li Fan, Niu Benben, and Zhang Mengmeng sent WeChat messages, and just about to wash up before going out, his mobile phone rang.

It was Xiao Laolai who called, "Li Fan, how do you look at my second couplet? [Dengxiang Jiufanglou]!"

Li Fan said vaguely, "Old Xiao is the best."

"It's just that the artistic conception is not very good."

Li Fan didn't speak, just laughed along with him.

Old Xiao said: "Then I'll think about it again! You bastard, why is it so hard to get out?"

Putting down Mr. Xiao's phone, Li Fan finished washing, changed his clothes and sat at the computer desk.At this time, at 6:1 in the morning, Liaodong TV's "Morning News" was playing on the TV.

Male host: "Yesterday, it can be said that the majority of netizens were quite brain-burning."

The hostess said: "How do you say that?"

"Cultural idol Li Fan, gave Chenhua University three Shanghai couplets yesterday. These three couplets have not only stumped Chenhua University, but also stumped the majority of netizens. Please see the detailed report below."

"Please see."

On TV, many citizens gave their own second lines, but none of them worked at all. When the interview was over, Li Fan switched to other channels.

As a result, this station had just finished broadcasting the viaduct accident, and the next news item was about these three Shanghai Unions.

After it was broadcast to the hometown station, this news finally disappeared, because when everyone saw Giessen TV's "Morning News", the report on Li Fan's three couplets had already been broadcast.

Wang Chuan enviously said: "Hey, Brother Fan's every move is news, when will I survive to Brother Fan's level!"

Ma Qiang stopped his guitar and gave him an idea: "It's simple, you run naked on the playground of our school, and you will be broadcast on the national news!"

Ding Long nodded fiercely: "Good idea! There is a streaking man on the playground of Beijing University. The news is really exciting."

……

The roommates in the dormitory were talking nonsense, and Li Fan decided to go out to meet friends, so he asked: "The quilt should be pressed as much as it should be, don't be too bad, no matter what, it must be more than enough than the bottom, right?"

creak!

The bedroom door opened.

"Is this what your squad leader requires of your classmates in military training?"

Li Fan looked up and saw that the tigress was coming, and he quickly said sweetly: "Instructor, you are beautiful again!"

"Stop smiling with me, why aren't you wearing a military training uniform?"

"I have something to go out, you are busy first, I'm leaving."

Looking at Li Fan who turned and left, Instructor Wu asked, "What's the matter with him?"

"Should be the school looking for it?"

"It may be someone else looking for it."

……

Instructor Wu listened to everyone's gossip, she shook her head, helpless, what about celebrities, worrying!
Dark clouds covered the sky, the weather was gloomy, and the wind gradually picked up. The students all over the campus were in a hurry.

Li Fan walked out of the dormitory, got into the car, and slowly drove to the downstairs of the women's dormitory. At this time, Gu Yating hadn't come out yet.

Annoyance, waiting for women is the biggest headache.

Li Fan turned on his phone and chatted a few words in the group.

Bang bang bang!
Li Fan turned his head and saw a face with three-dimensional features and deep contours appeared outside the car window, with a high nose bridge, big blue eyes, and that full head of blond hair, exuding the atmosphere of a foreign country everywhere.

Seeing those bright eyes turning into sweet arcs, Li Fan rolled down the car window and asked, "Hello, beauty, what's-the-matter?"

The foreign beauty covered her mouth and smiled, with an authentic northeastern accent overflowing from her delicate lips, "Oh my god, why are you so funny? Come to study in Huaguo, why are you teaching me English?"

"Uh... that, this..." Li Fan was confused, this is the capital, not the Northeast, who taught you your authentic Northeast accent?
The beauty said again: "Hi, I'm Victoria."

"Hello, what's the matter?"

"Didn't Chenhua make a couplet for you, and I got one right, look at the couplet I made!" Victoria said confidently: "Study physics, like in the fog, study physics in the fog, don't pay attention to physics !"

"Uh...hehe."

"Yes, there are flaws, let me think about it again!"

After Victoria finished speaking, she waved her hand and left with her sexy figure twisted.

Li Fan looked at her back and scratched his head, and said to himself, "What the hell is this girl's Chinese?"

"She stayed in our Spring City for three years."

Li Fan turned his head and saw Gu Yating opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot's seat. He said, "After three years, isn't she an international student?"

"I studied in the junior high school of the High School Attached to Normal University for three years, but returned to China after junior high school. At that time, she was one of the two beauties in our junior high school."

"What about the other one?"

"Ahem!" Gu Yating straightened her waist and put on her seat belt.

Li Fan blinked: "Ke Ke, this name is so weird!"

"Don't look for beatings, drive!"

After Li Fan sent Gu Yating back to the Imperial Garden, he drove directly to the Academy of Fine Arts.After finding a place to park the car, he walked out of the car and looked at the weather. The rain would fall at any moment.

After waiting at the door for a while, I finally saw Zhang Mengmeng's figure.

Li Fan was in a daze at this moment, is it really Zhang Mengmeng?
She was wearing a snow-white dress and a beautiful pale pink bag, and the braids she had been wearing all the time let her fall apart at some point, hanging down like a waterfall.

This is not the most obvious change, the biggest change is that she wears a pair of high heels!Red high heels!

Not far away, Zhang Mengmeng waved to him, "Hi!"

Li Fan rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, only to see Zhang Mengmeng walking over gracefully step by step, gracefully and gracefully.

This...what happened these days to ruin this girl like this?

When Zhang Mengmeng walked up to Li Fan, Li Fan asked uncertainly: "Are you Zhang Mengmeng?"

Zhang Mengmeng smiled, "What's the matter? By the way, I want to eat fried chicken tenders!"

"What to eat, I will treat you to dinner later."

"No, let's have an appetite first!"

This appetizing, scary!After ordering a lot of fried chicken tenders, shabu-shabu skewers, pancakes and fruits, Li Fan felt a pain in his head and said, "Is it okay to leave some room for the stomach?"

"Let me make up for it. I haven't eaten street stalls for more than a week. I still want to eat teppanyaki!"

As soon as the two of them walked to the booth, Zhang Mengmeng suddenly said pleasantly: "I thought of a wonderful pairing, aren't you [Yan Suo Pond Willow], I'll give you a second couplet."

"What next link!"

“[Gangcheng Teppanyaki]!”

Li Fan rolled his eyes violently, "Go, go!"

"Xiangjiang is the most famous place for teppanyaki. We have all the gold, wood, water, fire, and soil for you, right!"

Li Fan was speechless, so generous!
Zhang Mengmeng snapped her fingers, "I thought of another one!"

"what?"

Zhang Mengmeng was full of surprises: "Your first line is [Yan Suo Pond Willow], and my second line is [Subway Detection Light]! Is it right for me?"

"you……"

"I thought of another one!"

"Again?"

"Well, Li Yuan drilled into a fire pit, oh, and Li Yuan drilled into an earth kang."

Li Fan shook Zhang Mengmeng's shoulder, "You little girl, shut up, don't ruin my Shanglian!"

Zhang Mengmeng grabbed Li Fan's two big hands, and said aggrievedly: "How can you treat a girl like this, it's so rude!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, did this girl forget to take her medicine when she went out?
It wasn't until back in the car that Zhang Mengmeng finally revealed her true colors.

Sitting on the co-pilot's seat, she snapped off her high heels, rubbed her feet non-stop, and said, "I'm so exhausted, old man, wearing high heels is totally masochistic!"

Li Fan glanced at her while driving, and said, "Mengmeng, did you take the wrong medicine? Why did you change to the lady's route?"

"Brother, it's time to mature. You have already taken off your school uniform and become a college student. Are you still a kid?"

"Too!"

Li Fan feels that although Zhang Mengmeng's dressing style has changed and her personality has changed from before, her nonsensical characteristics are still lingering. What does it mean that Li Yuan walks into a fire pit or a subway inspection light?Impressed!Totally obsessed with this girl.

Zhang Mengmeng kept rubbing her feet, and said, "I don't know which woman has to invent high heels. She probably looks pretty when she wears them. How many lesbians have been cheated by this?"

"It's enough to get used to wearing high heels, and it's not invented by women!"

"It's not a woman, is it a eunuch?"

Li Fan turned the steering wheel and said, "It was a craftsman in the period of Louis XIV in France. Louis XIV was short, only about 1 meters. In order to increase his height and make himself look taller and mightier, he asked the craftsman to design The first high heels in the modern sense.

Of course, there are other versions. It is said that Louis XIV first invented high heels to restrict the court ladies from sneaking out of the palace wall to participate in the ball, and planned to use this kind of shoes to restrict them. It's about to catch on.In the end, Louis XIV also put on this shoe, but the sole is red, which symbolizes the honor of the king.

If you look at the paintings in the Palace of Versailles, you can clearly see his shoes. "

"Oh, so it is!"

Li Fan emphasized: "I'm talking about high-heeled shoes in the modern sense. If you talk about the original origin or prototype of high-heeled shoes, there is really no way to verify it. Different countries have their own opinions. I think it is still true that they are truly formed and have a modern style. During the period of Louis XIV.

Also, we unearthed high-heeled shoes with pointed feet and phoenix heads from the Ming Dynasty in Huaguo, which was 100 years earlier than the West.But I don't think it should be counted as high heels in the modern sense. "

The car turned around and drove to the Sports University.

At this time, several students were already waiting for them.

A classmate said: "Thanks to you, Li Fan, you can figure it out, what kind of weather is this coming out to eat?"

Li Fan smiled and said, "You can go back if you don't eat!"

Next to Niu Benben, there is an extra female companion, a fair and tall girl.Li Fan was quite surprised by this, this guy is also in love?But it's only been a few days?
Niu Benben said: "Let me introduce, my girlfriend, Wang Dan."

Zhang Mengmeng twitched her fingers, probably counting the days there, Li Fan also smiled slightly, why isn't it her classmate Lu Dan?Why is this Wang Dan?
Niu Benben said: "Everyone take a taxi to the hot pot restaurant on Jingshui Road. Today I invite everyone, Wang Dan, to accompany your classmates. I will go there with Brother Fan first."

After Niu Benben finished speaking, he got into the car and urged Li Fan to drive.

Zhang Mengmeng asked curiously: "What's the situation? You and Lu Dan failed?"

"Why do you want to marry her? I don't like her!"

Li Fan turned his head, "Brother, but on the day we broke up for dinner, didn't you already—"

"Shut up, that person is not her!"

Li Fan and Zhang Mengmeng asked together: "Then who?"

"Shut up!" Niu Benben was about to cry at this moment. It was a painful history that he couldn't bear to look back on. Thinking about his height of 1 meters, he was actually slept by a little girl and played with her. Between, and she is still a girl that I don't like.

The most irritating thing is that after waking up, he has no memory at all, and he was fooled by others in a daze, which is really bloody!
Adhering to the principle of no gossip and no friends, Li Fan and Zhang Mengmeng conducted brainwashing inquiries along the way, and finally got angry at Niu Benben, sat in the back seat of the car and hugged his shoulders and said nothing.

After arriving at the hot pot restaurant, eight people opened a private room. Everyone told each other anecdotes about the past few days of military training, and recalled the good old days of high school over bottles of beer.

The story between Li Fan and Gu Yating was naturally ridiculed by everyone, but obviously, everyone was more interested in Niu Benben and Wang Dan.After all, it took only a few days of military training to win the senior sister, and everyone still admires it.

But Wang Dan was too embarrassed to ask in detail when she was present. It wasn't until she went to the bathroom that everyone began to gossip in low voices:
"Buddy, okay!"

"How did you do it, share your experience!"

Niu Benben raised his eyebrows and said, "Personal charm, I can't help it, and I don't want to!"

"Bragging!"

"Ha ha!"

In fact, there is nothing to complain about. Niu Benben is indeed handsome, but he always hangs out with Li Fan, so his "pretty looks" are covered up.

Suddenly, Zhang Mengmeng pulled Li Fan with a smile.

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"I thought of another wonderful second line."

Li Fan shook his head violently: "Shut up!"

"No!"

Everyone looked at Mengmeng together:

"tell me the story!"

"Mengmeng's Chinese studies have always been outstanding, it must be a wonderful connection!"

"Mengmeng, which couplet are you right?"

Zhang Mengmeng smiled and said: "It is the most difficult [Yan Suo Pond Willow]! But mine is a wide pair, a very wide wide pair!"

"That's okay!"

"Tell me!"

Zhang Mengmeng picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of bacon and threw it into the pot, saying: "[Hot Pot Shabu Bacon]!"

puff!
Several people spray rice.

(End of this chapter)