The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 250 Hold the hand of the son, grow old with the son

The commercial vehicle slowly drove out of Beijing University and rushed to the Capital International Airport.

Sister Qu teased, "Li Fan, were you punished for running just now?"

Li Fan took a few gulps of water and said, "Uh, what's wrong?"

puff!
Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Sister Qu laughed and said, "We thought you were taking a walk when we saw you walking so slowly."

Li Fan complained, "Hey, we ran laps on the playground for more than an hour in the morning, how can we still have energy at night?"

Gu Yating said: "How can there be more than an hour? To be precise, between 45 and 50 minutes."

Li Fan turned sideways and asked, "How do you know?"

"Nonsense, many girls from our 18th company are pinching you a little bit. You run so slowly, hey, we girls were so anxious at the time, I wish I could run a few laps for you."

Li Fan shook his head and sighed, "You have no mercy at all!"

"Pity? Brother, just you running around so slowly, you have caught up with walking on the playground. People have the habit of running in the morning for about an hour every day. You put on your clothes and know that you are in military training. Take off your clothes Well, people might think it’s morning exercise for the elderly.”

"Actually, I'm not that slow, but should I be punished as a group? I have to move forward at the same speed as a group. We can't leave other students alone."

Gu Yating glared at him, "You don't give up or give up?"

Li Fan nodded repeatedly!

Director Song said with a smile: "Your children can't bear a little bit of suffering. They are too pampered. I took a look at your military training today. It's called military training. It's like a joke. It's too easy to train for a while and rest for a while. We I thought there was something special about the military training in Beijing University."

Gu Yating said: "Our Beijing University's military training is easy, but the National Defense University is very strict. Many students have blisters on their feet after a day. There are also those who are much more relaxed than us, like them in the Academy of Fine Arts. Military training is equivalent to playing outdoors."

Director Song curiously said: "By the way, Li Fan, I heard that you deducted 5 points on the first day of military training today. What's going on?"

"Inspecting the dormitory in the morning, a classmate poured water into the quilt. The class leader was punished for the classmate's mistake. I was deducted 3 points and ran for more than 40 minutes."

Gu Yating corrected: "Strictly speaking, I walked for more than 40 minutes. Don't be angry. Don't be angry. Just jog. Jog!"

Director Song shook his head, "Pouring water into the quilt? This is a major mistake in the eyes of the soldiers. It is an act of stealing, rape, slipping and opportunism. You should press the quilt according to the instructor's instructions!"

Li Fan was also helpless, "Aren't you lazy and slow. Fortunately, I found out in time. Of course I know this is a serious mistake."

"What happened just now?"

Li Fan scratched his head and said to Gu Yating, "Do you know the details?"

"I know, who in the whole women's dormitory doesn't know?"

Li Fan said with a smile: "Then tell me, it's hard to say!"

"It's like this, the instructor killed a carbine, just happened to see them playing poker in the dormitory, you say you Li Fan, if you admit it honestly, you will only deduct 1 point, after all, you don't spend any money, it's pure entertainment But you don’t, you have to say that you are engaged in academic research, and you have partnered to deceive the instructor, do you think the instructor is stupid?”

Li Fan bared his teeth and smiled: "I had an idea at the time, and thought I could cover it up. Even if we couldn't cover it up, since we are so talented, we should let us go."

Gu Yating said: "This is a big mistake on your part! Soldiers value integrity and responsibility. It's better for you. You don't admit or say anything when you have made a mistake. You are also smart enough to fool the instructor and treat the instructor like a fool. How would you feel if you were the instructor?"
Seeing that you, Li Fan, are a celebrity, the instructor saved face for you, so he just said 'go downstairs and run around', it's not bad if he didn't scold you a few words.

If the instructor scolds you a few words, sarcasm you a few words, for example, "You, Li Fan, are a dignified man and have no responsibility for this?" 'As you are, let's see where you put your face in public! "

Li Fan said frankly: "Let me reflect on this matter, it is indeed a loss of integrity. In fact, it is usually nothing, mainly because it is during military training."

"If you can recognize your own mistakes, then you are still a good comrade! I also heard that your 8th company said that the instructor is a female devil. Please, if a female instructor is as gentle as you, you can do it on the first day of military training today." Let you boys bully you to death! I know the virtues of you boys too well, I have come here all these years."

"Okay, okay, don't rely on me. If you have the ability, you can brag with me when you become the president of the Beijing University Student Union."

Gu Yating stretched her waist, sighed and said: "I can't worry about this with you. When I come back, I will cooperate with Instructor Wu. Instructor Wu has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. The other companies are standing in the middle of the playground under the scorching sun. Military training, you and us Girls don’t even receive one treatment, and they are training under the shade of a tree, how can Instructor Wu treat you badly?”

Li Fan frowned and said, "Teach me?"

"No, it's urging!"

Li Fan looked down for a moment, and said, "I think you are more suitable to be a leader than me."

Of course, Gu Yating is much more suitable than Li Fan. She has much more experience than Li Fan, and most of her relatives are in business and politics.

The next morning they arrived in Surabaya, a beautiful seaside city.

The first thing everyone did when they arrived at the hotel was to catch up on their sleep. They slept until about [-] p.m. before everyone got up, washed up, and prepared for the recording of today's program.

Their stop today is the Surabaya Nursing Home, and before going to the Nursing Home, they need to buy some gifts for the elderly.

However, when it came to buying gifts, the two of them had a headache.In the huge supermarket, the two of them walked around and couldn't choose any good gifts at all.

Gu Yating pointed to the health products on the shelf and said, "How about we buy brain gold?"

Li Fan shook his head: "This is the number one scam in the advertising industry after the millennium!"

"My grandma can still eat it."

"Maybe it has a psychological effect. If you are in a good mood and your appetite is good, it tastes good to eat! I suggest, or we can just give out red envelopes, each with 666, which is good luck. It means that one-third of my labor service in this period is not paid. Alright, can the program team be reimbursed?"

"No, no, no, it's too vulgar. Let me think about it," Gu Yating walked along the shelf, pointed at the massage machine and said, "How about we buy this?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, is this thing useful?" Li Fan stood there looking at it for a moment, then said, "Actually, I have an idea."

"what idea?"

"Buy a mobile phone for every elderly person, the kind with big characters, loud voice, and straight buttons. This is very practical, because many elderly people don't know how to use smart phones at all!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, "Don't talk about it, some old people are fashionable, and they all use apples! Your idea can't satisfy everyone's needs."

"All right!"

The two wandered from one side of the supermarket to the other, from the first floor to the second floor, until they almost turned the supermarket upside down, but they didn't reach a consensus.

In the end, Gu Yating decided to go directly to the fruit supermarket and order some fruits. Although it was ordinary and nothing new, it was the most real gift.

After the group returned to the hotel, when they talked about what program to perform in the nursing home, the two had disagreements again.

Gu Yating proposed to sing "The Most Romantic Thing" together, especially the line "The most romantic thing I can think of is growing old with you, collecting little bits of laughter along the way, and saving them for later when I sit in a rocking chair and slowly grow old." Slow chat", how romantic, how appropriate to the occasion.

Li Fan turned around and asked, "Director Song, how many couples are there in the Surabaya Nursing Home?"

Director Song said: "There are 268 elderly people in total, including 25 couples."

Li Fan shrugged his shoulders and said to Gu Yating: "See, there are only 25 pairs of grandparents who can be happy after listening to this song, and other lonely old people can't cry when they hear this song. They suddenly miss their wives. It’s not easy to solve.”

"That's right!" Gu Yating raised her chin and sat on the chair thinking hard.

Song Dao said: "And among their 25 couples, there are 3 golden wedding couples! The rest are basically silver wedding couples."

An assistant laughed and said, "Is there an iron marriage or a copper marriage? Get all the gold, silver, copper and iron!"

The radio operator said, "Don't talk nonsense."

"No, no, no," Li Fan waved his hand, "Brother is not talking nonsense. There are iron weddings and bronze weddings. Iron weddings are the 6th anniversary of marriage, and bronze weddings are the 7th anniversary."

The radio operator scratched his head and said, "I didn't expect it to exist?"

"Well, from the first anniversary onwards, there are corresponding names and meanings, in order: paper wedding, cloth wedding, sheep cloth wedding, silk wedding, wooden wedding, iron wedding, copper wedding, electrical wedding, pottery wedding, Tin wedding—"

"I'm dizzy!" Gu Yating interrupted, "Li Fan, what song do you want to sing quickly, let's hurry up and practice!"

Li Fan thought for a moment, "Sweet Honey", the influence and sense of the times of this song are unparalleled, come on, practice singing."

Finally, it came to Li Fan's most troublesome part. How to make Gu Yating try not to go out of tune? This is a basically unsolvable problem.

When other girls sing "Sweet Honey", the sugar content is really high, but this girl can sing sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty!
"sweet,

You smile sweetly,

It seems that the flowers bloom in the spring breeze! "

"Stop, stop, stop," Li Fan thought for a while, "I'll find you a vocal teacher!"

"Hey, why don't we sing section by section, let's sing together, you take me with you."

"Hehe, I don't know who will lead whom. I will be 100% led into the ditch by you."

Facts have proved that Li Fan's concerns are completely correct!

At noon the next day, a group of cars drove into the nursing home in Surabaya.

At this time, the truck pulling the fruit had just arrived.

After Li Fan got out of the car, he rolled up his sleeves and began to carry boxes of fruits down there. Gu Yating also came to help, but with her strength, it could only add to the chaos.

After unloading all the fruit boxes, the two of them came to the activity center led by the dean. At this time, the room was already full of [-]-year-olds.

The dean smiled and said: "Today, Li Fan and Gu Yating came to visit everyone, and everyone applauded and welcomed them."

Amid the applause, the two walked up to the middle of the stage, quite embarrassed.

Say something?I have no experience getting along with strangers and elderly people.

Gu Yating took the lead and bowed to the audience: "Grandpa and grandma, I am Gu Yating."

Li Fan also bowed and said, "Grandpa and grandma, I am Li Fan."

“I’m very happy to be here to see you all today!”

"We have brought a little show, I hope all grandparents like it."

After speaking, the two picked up the microphone, and as the music sounded, they began to sing together.

"sweet,

You smile sweetly,

Like flowers blooming in the spring breeze,

open in the spring breeze,

......"

It's really out of tune!
Li Fan was a little embarrassed. He glanced at Gu Yating quietly, but she was still very involved. Hey!

Under the stage, the grandparents listened cheerfully, thinking that neither of these two children could sing as well as themselves!Back then, your grandparents also had a good voice!
After singing the song, Li Fan hurriedly said: "Well, grandparents, you are busy, let's wash the fruits for everyone."

As soon as the two of them walked out of the activity center, Gu Yating waited for the compliment and asked, "Is it alright? Did I perform well today? I think a grandpa cried."

Li Fan said: "Grandpa cried because his old man wanted to say: 'Wow, destroy the classics! Give me back my youth!'"

Gu Yating asked suspiciously, "Is it really so ugly?"

"It's not ugly, but everyone's understanding ability is limited, and they can't appreciate it. Let's go, wash the fruit."

Washing fruit is a very labor-intensive task, and they only washed it for less than 10 minutes. Director Song said: "You two don't meddle here, go and accompany the elderly, listen to their stories, and make them happy. "

So, the two returned to the activity room.

Gu Yating was dragged by an old grandma, and the parents had a short chat, while Li Fan was attracted by the calligraphy of the grandpa beside him.

"Grandpa, your book is Zhang Zhi's "February [-] Post"?"

The old man raised his ravine cheeks and said in surprise, "Hey, kid, not only can you sing "Sweet Honey", but you also know calligraphy?"

"I understand a little, but it must not be as good as your old man. Your brushwork is wild and free, with many changes, and the momentum is so powerful that it is very shocking."

The old man's eyes widened, and he nodded happily, "Yeah! You know what you do, you know what you do! Come on, kid, I'll teach you!"

Li Fan quickly took the brush and began to write in a crooked manner.

"Son, that's not how the word 'comfort' is written, I'll teach you... and this stroke, this 'scribble' must be recovered neatly, right, right! Well, a child can be taught!"

Gu Yating turned around, thinking that there could be someone who could teach Li Fan calligraphy?She walked over and took a look, okay, Grandpa's calligraphy is at this level...

Li Fan raised an eyebrow at her, to see our ability to coax the elderly.

As the evening approached, the two of them visited the small home of a golden couple. This warm house was filled with green plants, and the walls were covered with photos of the couple in different periods over the years, full of sense of age.

The old grandma leaned on crutches and was hospitable. She told the two of them that they had been in the same boat through thick and thin for half a century.

Looking at the yellowed photos on the wall, Li Fan suddenly felt the rush of time and the ups and downs of life.In this fleeting time, what is the most important thing?
The glow of the setting sun outside the window was very warm, so Li Fan decided to go out and think about this issue.

Li Fan left, but Gu Yating still stayed with the old grandma, "Grandma, you were so beautiful when you were young, so it must be grandpa who pursued you?"

The old grandma smiled, "That's natural. Back then, there were a lot of boys chasing me. I don't know why they got into your uncle's boat."

Hearing this, the old man shook his cane and said, "Nonsense! You chased me back then, didn't you say that you were attracted by my artistic atmosphere?"

The old grandma stroked her wrinkled cheeks, squinted her eyes and said, "Look at him, he still refuses to admit it!"

The old man lay on the bamboo chair and complained: "It's been so many years, why can't you tell the truth to others, I'm so mad!"

Grandma smiled and blinked her eyes. At that moment, she was as cute as a girl.

……

Outside the window, inside the gazebo.

Li Fan sat there in a daze. Not far away, there was an elderly man with a bent body, trimming flowers and plants alone; there was a couple supporting each other, looking at the sunset, reminiscing about the past;
From time to time, bursts of joyful laughter came from the kindergarten next door, as if life is a cycle, from youthful to old, from grinning to grinning, from stumbling to stumbling.

"What do you think?"

Gu Yating strolled over, the pink pleated skirt was soaked in the glowing afterglow, she covered the setting sun like this, and walked over step by step.

"you're so beautiful!"

"Don't be so serious, I'm not used to it!" Gu Yating tucked the corner of her skirt and sat next to Li Fan.

silence!

Silent in the falling night!

Li Fan quietly raised his hand, circled behind his back, and slowly lifted it up. Just as it was about to land on the fair shoulder, Gu Yating suddenly leaned against his chest lightly.

His arm slid down and rested carefully on her waist.

This is the answer to his thinking, the only answer.

(End of this chapter)