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Chapter 25 Strange Flowers Meet Strange Flowers (please collect and ask for tickets)
Sunday, hotel.

Li Fan and Zhang Mengmeng opened the door and walked into Wu Lili's room. Everyone was there, and the atmosphere was a little gloomy and gloomy.

"Hi sister Lili, hello everyone!"

The two of them squeezed in with everyone on the side, and the edge of the bed was full of people.

Wu Lili obviously didn't have a good rest, she stood up and said: "I have been communicating with you for a long time these days, whether it is in the WeChat group or on the phone, right, but the final grouping plan is still not out, and it will be recorded at 8 o'clock tonight. , if we don’t decide now, let’s eliminate 4 people again? Then the group will be wiped out?”

"Why don't we all randomly draw lots in random order?" Wang Liang suggested.

"Regrouping freely is the worst strategy. In this way, all four groups may need to re-adjust. It is far better to disrupt the two groups! After all, we have been rehearsing together for two weeks, and we just have a tacit understanding."

Wu Qian stood up, looking very irritable: "It's pointless to talk about it, what's the result? Just let Li Fan choose his own teammate and it's over!"

Someone echoed: "Let Li Fan choose his own teammates, and then another person from the other group will team up with Mengmeng. This is the easiest way."

"I agree!"

"Simple and effective, just do it!"

Wu Lili thought about it, agreed with everyone's point of view, and then asked Mengmeng: "Mengmeng, do you have any opinions?"

"No." Mengmeng also knew that if he teamed up with Li Fan, it would be very difficult for Li Fan to win the championship. After all, there are such strong opponents as the combination of Teacher Xiaoling/Gu Yating and the combination of Zhang Lei/Dong Peng.

Wu Lili then raised her voice and said, "Who wants to form a team with Li Fan, raise your hand!"

Swish!
Raise a row neatly, tall and straight.

Wu Lili bit her lip, if she wasn't the captain, there must be one of her white tender jade arms in that row of arms.

She continued: "There is only one Li Fan, how can we divide it among so many people? I still hope that everyone can be humble for the sake of the team. So, everyone can nominate themselves."

As soon as Wu Lili finished speaking, she suddenly sat down next to Li Fan: "What about my sister's strengths? The description is powerful, vivid, and you can see through it. I believe you have seen the strength of my sister these days, right?"

What about humility?Captain Wu Lili, what about the humility you promised? !

Hulala, everyone gathered around.

"I'll just report the name of our school, Huaguo Language and Culture University, which specializes in language studies. If you don't choose me, I can't justify it!"

"Don't choose him. Regardless of the nice name of the language university, it is just a second-class institution." Someone was half joking and half serious.

"You are all good, okay? But let me tell you, my biggest advantage is that I don't give up on the field. I can play 5 points when I have 10 points on stage!"

"Have you ever been on stage before? Xiaofan, the two of us are a match made in heaven!"

……

When Li Fan heard that a big man who picked his feet was going to make a match with him, he was instantly nauseated with chills. At this moment, there was a very devilish laughter from beside him.

"Hahaha! Hehehe..."

The laughter is twists and turns, so unique.Li Fan couldn't help but looked to the side. It turned out that Peng Ren was playing the "radical game" with his mobile phone.

I saw that he was laughing so much that his nose bubbled out, and he was trembling with excitement, typing out the idioms he guessed in the comment area.And the comment section happened to be the weibo of the sexy actress Sun Feifei.

This Peng Ren is usually bored, and always likes to think seriously with his classic collections. Others "read books", but he "researches".His appearance is mediocre, and his clothes don't have the youthful look of a college student. He is dressed like a middle-aged cadre. The 20-year-old young man forced him to act as an uncle.He usually doesn't attract everyone's attention, after all, he is not a proud man like Li Fan who always brings his own scenic spot wherever he goes.

It turns out that this guy is also an otaku, and he also likes to read things that "everyone knows" on the Weibo of sexy actresses.He guessed that idiom, it's okay!
Li Fan didn't pay attention, and turned around to continue listening to these bandits trying to "help" him.Their set was similar to that of the one who played the emotional card, and there were also those who looked up the family tree and said they were related by blood. Li Fan was in a daze. Who should I choose? They all said it well. They were good when they were practicing with each other, but when they got to the stage It's hard to say.

In the end, Li Fan was about to call in troops, and he thought to himself: Who will be called in—

"Crack!" There was a loud and crisp sound, and then an excited roar was heard: "Oye!"

Li Fan clutched his leg, it hurt so much, he thought to himself why are you patting my leg, did I provoke you?
Peng Ren raised his head and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I made a mistake, I didn't pay attention, you continue." After saying this, he lowered his head and looked at the phone screen again, lost in thought, with question marks written all over his face, yes Others continued to pester Li Fan as if they didn't pay much attention, and the radical game on Weibo obviously made him more addicted.

His fingers kept scribing back and forth on his thighs, trying to find a way to add arms and legs to the radicals.

Li Fan instantly became interested in him.Is the radical game really that interesting?Li Fan doesn't think so. It's definitely not as casual as Xiaoxiaole Lianliankan. This radical game is too brain-consuming and is suitable for teasing people.The current spread on the Internet is firstly because it is fresh and secondly because netizens are amusing themselves, leaving a bunch of "symbols" and then walking away, which feels like a hero.

However, how did this guy show the mental attitude of reading the Book of Songs?

The idiom word he guessed was [Xiang Xiao Yu San], one of the two that Feifei Sun's Weibo has never had a correct answer to.

How many times?Li Fan commented in his heart, and continued to listen to everyone's Amway.

Two or three minutes later, the demonic voice came back again, and Peng Ren jumped up with a bang, clenched his fists with both hands, his eyelashes were full of excitement, he looked extremely excited, and shouted excitedly: "Oye!!"

Everyone looked sideways, wondering what's wrong with this guy, did he get bloody?It's normal at ordinary times, and it's not like this.

"I'm sorry, you guys continue." Peng Ren scratched his head, with a nerdy look on his face.

After Peng Ren sat down, his hands were still trembling, as if he had overcome a worldwide problem in the scientific community, and then he wanted to leave a message in the comment area. It was a feeling of excitement that he was about to be named on the gold list.

Li Fan glanced at the screen of the phone, and the idiom [Waterous Yanghua] had already been spelled out on it, and just as he was about to send it, Li Fan quickly grabbed his arm, his eyes lit up and said, "It's you! Brother Peng, it's you! !"

Peng Ren raised his head and looked at him in surprise, and said sincerely: "But my description is not very good."

Li Fan said firmly: "It doesn't matter!"

"But I'm very nervous, my calves are cramping when I'm on stage!"

"The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, whoever is on stage for the first time is the same."

"But I..."

Li Fan interrupted him and said, "Don't worry about it, Brother Peng, just say if you would like to partner with my brother!"

Peng Ren nodded quickly, he was very willing.

"Then we will be a group from now on. Also, I think it's not good to leave a 'watery sex' message on a big star's Weibo, what do you think?"

Peng Ren thought for a while and restrained himself from posting.

At this time, everyone sighed, and their eyes were watering with envy.

Wu Lili said to everyone: "That's it, the Peng Ren/Huang Dan team will be split, Li Fan and Peng Ren will be in the same group, Mengmeng will be in the same group as Huang Dan, does Mengmeng have any objections?"

"No."

"Huang Dan doesn't mind, right? Hey, where's Huang Dan?"

"I didn't notice. It was still there just now. Did you go back to sleep? After all, I took the bullet train all night." Someone said.

So a group of people rushed to Huang Dan's room, and the roommate opened the door, and everyone was stunned when they saw the scene inside.

A "tent" was set up on that bed, and a corner of the quilt was tied to the wall lamp, which just happened to half-hung the quilt. It seemed that there was a person squatting inside. At this moment, the "tent" was visibly shaking. Then stuck out a panicked head, dazed and a little numb.

What's going on, what about Xiuxian?Everyone was a little confused.

He got out and stood at the edge of the bed far away from everyone. He is a short and thin boy of 1.6, he only glanced at everyone briefly, then quickly lowered his head, avoiding the eyes of a group of people in a cautious and slightly panicked manner. , like a child making mistakes.

Everyone didn't understand what it meant, and asked, "Huang Dan, why did you make the quilt like that?"

Huang Dan lowered his head, glanced at the speaker and then escaped.

"That's their base! There's no telling when the aliens will come to pick him up." Mengmeng was intrigued.

Huang Dan's eyes lit up suddenly, and he nodded vigorously, expressing his agreement with a "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

Mengmeng continued: "To use an idiom, it means that there are snow-capped mountains. If someone digs a nest in the snow-capped mountains, there is no telling what treasures are in it!"

Huang Dan nodded quickly, his eyes changed when he looked at Mengmeng, as if he was eager to meet a close friend!However, he only glanced at Mengmeng and shyly ran away from her gaze.

At this time, the rope that tied one corner of the quilt came apart, and the quilt hanging on the bedside lamp on the wall slipped from it. Mengmeng lamented: "It's terrible now, the mountain is closed due to heavy snow!"

Huang Dan scratched his head and smiled shyly.

"What does a quilt have to do with snow-capped mountains? They're all white?" Wu Lili was a little surprised.

Mengmeng explained seriously: "Look, the quilt is scattered on the bed in a mess, doesn't it look like an endless stretch of mountains? It's snow-white and snow-white, isn't it an idiom?"

Wu Lili asked: "If the word snow-capped mountains appeared, how would you describe it?"

"The quilt that got up in the morning!" Mengmeng had an unquestionable expression.

"What about two-syllable words?"

"Quilt!"

Everyone fainted collectively, Nima, how do you think about it, from the quilt to the snow-capped mountains?
The quilt can obviously be associated with the moment of spring night, your brain circuit...

Wu Lili sighed: "Child, actually let me tell you, snow-capped mountains is not an idiom at all!"

"what?"

Mengmeng and Huang Dan looked up together, extremely surprised.

Wu Lili spread her shoulders and exclaimed, "Don't both of you know if this is an idiom?"

Mengmeng Huang Dan nodded together.

"Okay, you two are a perfect match! Partnering with Zhang Mengmeng, Huang Dan, do you have any objections?"

Huang Dan shook his head vigorously, but still said nothing, with an expression of listening to you.

"Well, let's practice. We really don't understand your world! We really can't get in!"

As soon as everyone left the door, they heard all kinds of inexplicable words flying inside.

"mouse!"

"Golden Ge Iron Horse!"

"Describe an old man pushing a cart!"

"Uh...the front is arrogant and the back is respectful."

……

Everyone is stupid, what is this and what.How come the mouse is a golden horse, and the old man must be out of breath when pushing the cart, so why is he so arrogant?

Moreover, judging from the effect of the combination of the two of them, it seems that the performance of the two of them is much better than that of Li Fanmeng. Could it be that "it's not that the family does not enter the family"?No, no, this proverb is not used properly!
Li Fan was relieved and let out a long sigh of relief.The screw should have found the right screw cap.

"Huang Dan is a weird kid. He is timid by nature and has no sense of security. Sometimes he hides in the "tent" and sits and sleeps under the quilt at night. He always feels that aliens will take him away from the earth at any time." A university student who shares with Huang Dan Meng Xuedao, this Huang Dan must have a special reputation in the university.

"Hey, freak!"

When everyone was discussing, Li Fan glanced at Peng Ren beside him, and saw that he looked satisfied, as if he had a sense of accomplishment.

It turned out that he couldn't hold back and typed [Wild and Flirty] into the comments.

Well, here's a character who's more interested in culture than in women.

(PS: Ladies and gentlemen, a large chapter of more than 3500 words, the code word code has to vomit blood, and it took four or five hours to get it out all night. Dear friends, please encourage, help, and vote! We are accepting books! If you have a recommendation ticket, give it to me, I am pitifully waiting for rescue...)
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