The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 249
Li Fan's perverted performance quickly spread across the playgrounds of Beijing University, and thousands of freshmen in the military training had heated discussions:

"Have you heard, on the No. 3 playground, Li Fan showed off his power."

"It has been rumored that there are noses and eyes, but why do I not believe it? This rumor does not conform to human cognition!"

"Three people become tigers, it must be a rumor!"

……

"Let's go, ask the instructor for a break to go to the bathroom, and take this opportunity to visit the No. 3 playground."

"I think it is! I don't know who played it. There are 18 second couplets in one breath. Even if Li Bai and Su Shi climb out of the coffin, they can't do it, ha ha!"

……

Soon, Li Fan's "feat" spread directly from the freshman group to all grade groups, and all senior brothers and sisters are not calm anymore.

A certain class:

"Are these freshmen bragging?"

"It's absolutely bragging. We all know that Li Fan has a superb memory. The level of Chinese studies is already at the scholar level, but this pair of couplets is not about memory, and it's not all about Chinese studies. It's about wisdom. Pa said 18 in a row, I don't believe it!"

"Unless he's non-human, an alien."

……

The news spread from the freshman military training grounds to all grade groups of Peking University, and to every office. Soon every corner of the campus was discussing this new skill of the cultural idol.

Everyone discussed it one after another. Basically, few people were convinced and many people doubted it. After all, everyone understood the principle of "spreading falsehoods".

However, until a short video in the circle of friends began to spread, everyone who saw it was amazed, and I wish I could give myself two slaps. It turns out that this rumor has no water at all, it is absolutely true!
I don't know which girl recorded that video.I saw in the video, among a row of boys in military training uniforms standing messily, the slightly thin Li Fan had a calm complexion and a smooth tone. There is no time difference, it's just a normal change of breath.

As soon as this ironclad evidence came out, all doubts disappeared.Although Li Fan's performance is impossible for normal people, no matter if he is an ordinary person or a literary master, who makes him the famous handsome Li?

In the past two years, have there been few incredible things that happened to Li Fan?This product is a pervert!Every now and then, you come up with something that shocks your three views, so that you can't explain it with common sense.

Not only this video, but soon, countless related videos circulated on the Internet, providing all-round evidence for Li Fan's unbelievable infinite couplet.

After all, with Li Fan's popularity, it's unlikely that only one or two girls took out their mobile phones to record him during the couplet.

Internet fans have sent "blame" to Li Fan's Weibo:
"Li Fan, you are too much, why did you bully your classmates when you first entered college?"

"I feel sorry for that girl, her messy expression in the wind is so pitiful!"

"Beijing University estimates that there will be bloody storms in the future."

……

Naturally, Li Fan can't see the private messages of netizens, because he is still deliberately staying away from the Internet.

The day's military training was finally over. When the roommates dragged their tired bodies back to the dormitory, Li Fan was lying in front of the computer and typing.

After he was dragged into the office by the vice principal, he talked with Feng Zheng about couplets for a whole morning. Feng Zheng was greatly surprised and deeply impressed.Feng Zheng did not expect this kid to have such a genius in couplets, and his ingenuity is limitless, which made Feng Zheng, who loves couplet research deeply, ecstatic.

At present, the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Beijing University are about to hold the "Huaguo Couplets Contest", and relevant experts are also discussing the relevant norms of couplets, but there is no unified conclusion.And there will be another meeting tomorrow, and everyone will start a new round of discussions.

After seeing Li Fan's thorough research on the couplets and his astonishing talent, Feng Zheng suggested that Li Fan write a corresponding normative article as soon as possible, and then bring it to the meeting tomorrow to discuss with all the experts, and also contribute to this project. Activities to make some contributions.

This is Li Fan. If it were any other freshman, even if he was talented, Vice Principal Feng would definitely not have such thoughts.

But Li Fan is different from any other freshmen!In Vice President Feng's mind, or in the minds of many literary figures, Li Fan's identity is no longer a student, but a scholar!It is a young scholar who created a new school of textual research.

Although many views of the new textual research may not convince everyone, this is academics, and it is normal for a hundred schools of thought to contend, and it is difficult to have a unified point of view.But everyone has a very high evaluation and consensus on Li Fan's talent and ability, because there are few real scholars and masters who do not "know how to do it".

Time was tight and tasks were heavy. After leaving the vice principal's office, Li Fan went straight back to his dormitory and began to write the article "General Rules of Laws".

From the whole afternoon until now, Li Fan hasn't eaten a bite of food, and his brain is running at full speed.He thought carefully about the discourses on association laws scattered in various classics for more than a thousand years, and then sorted out the norms. Finally, he just completed the article "General Rules of Association Laws".

He had just saved the file when the roommates dragged their exhausted bodies into the room.

"I'm so tired, my heels hurt!"

"I really don't understand, what's the use of military training!"

"With this time, why don't we engage in academic research? What effect can more than 20 days of military training have on our lives?"

……

Everyone was making a lot of noise, and they were lying on the bed and didn't like to move!

Everyone was chatting, and once again fixed their curious eyes on Li Fan who was scrutinizing the article, wondering how did this miracle in the morning be achieved?
The dormitory soon became quiet. Some people were reading, some were studying music theory, and some were digging their feet silently. Until 8 o'clock in the evening, when Instructor Wu opened the door and entered, everyone got up one after another and said to the devil. :

"Hi Instructor Wu!"

"Okay!" After inspecting the dormitory, Instructor Wu leaned over Li Fan's computer desk and took a look.She couldn't help frowning. The content in the word document was like a bible to her. She didn't understand the part of speech, structure, rhythm, flatness, collar words, lining words, etc. at all.

What's the point of these little researchers studying this!

Instructor Wu raised his head and asked, "Li Fan, when can you formally participate in military training?"

"Tomorrow, the writing task is completed."

"it is good!"

Instructor Wu glanced around the dormitory again, picked out a bunch of problems, turned around and left, and said before leaving: "Tomorrow morning, if anyone dares to be late, it will not be as simple as running around!"

"Instructor Wu, go slowly!"

"See you tomorrow, instructor Wu!"

……

After seeing off Instructor Wu, Ma Qiang closed the dormitory door, took out a pair of poker from the cabinet and shook it to his roommates, "Who's playing?"

Li Fan closed the notebook with a snap, and said, "Shh! Let's see if Instructor Wu has gone far."

When everyone came to the window, they felt at ease when they saw the slim figure of Instructor Wu leaving the dormitory building.

Li Fan, Ma Qiang, Wang Chuan and Ding Long got together to play the Red Ten, while Wang Nan contributed a chair and stood aside to watch the game.

"Yes, 8, Li Fan, you said that you, the leader of the first class, take the lead in playing poker, is it wrong to be upright and crooked?"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Yes, J. This is called guerrilla warfare with instructors. Military training is too arrogant and too honest. Otherwise, how would you live this day? Are you really making quilts every day?"

"Makes sense!"

……

In the dormitory, students from other elite classes quickly came to join in the fun, and people came and went continuously.

When everyone was fighting fiercely, someone outside the door suddenly whispered: "The instructor is here!"

The faces of the four players who were playing cards turned pale in an instant, and they were at a loss.

Li Fan had just finished shuffling the cards at this moment, and before he had time to hide them in his pocket, Instructor Wu who suddenly appeared raised his eyes and stared directly at the crime tool in Li Fan's hand.

Li Fan's lips trembled, and he said suddenly: "It's uncertain to say the origin of this playing card. Some scholars say it originated from the Yezi Opera in the Southern Song Dynasty—oh, Instructor Wu is here!"

Instructor Wu asked sternly, "What are you doing, Li Fan?"

Li Fan straightened his back and said, "Academic discussion!"

"Academic discussion? Okay, let me hear how you discussed it!" After instructor Wu finished speaking, he left the crowd and walked in with a very serious look on his face, as if he wanted to eat people.

Li Fan said: "Do you know what Ye Zixi is?"

Seeing this, Ma Qiang took over the conversation and said, "The so-called leaf play is an ancient card game in our country. During the Chu-Han War, it was invented by Han Xin to ease the homesickness of the soldiers. At that time, the cards were only the size of leaves. That's why it's also called 'Leaf Opera'."

Ding Long shook his head again and again: "No, that's not right, the leaf play was invented by Zhang Sui, a famous astronomer in the Tang Dynasty, for Xuanzong to play with Gong'e. The record about the leaf play was first seen in the "Biography of Princess Tongchang" by Su E of the Tang Dynasty. There is a record of "Wechsler's schools are good for the time."

Wang Chuan completely disagreed with their views, stood up and retorted: "The origin of playing cards is India! Because Tarot, the early European card Tarot, has a certain connection with Hindu mythology."

Ma Qiang said again: "No, no! Leaf opera was brought from my country to Europe by Marco Polo. Marco Polo was an Italian traveler and businessman. When he was 17 years old, he followed his father and uncle along the land. The Silk Road came to our big capital today, and traveled to many places over the years.

Until the King of Persia sent envoys to the Yuan court to propose marriage, Kublai Khan chose Kuo Kuo Zhen as the princess of the Yuan family. At this time, Marco Polo took the opportunity to participate in the escort mission. In 1295, the Marco Polo family returned to Italy.

In Italy, there was a record of playing cards in 1299, and the time is very consistent.So, poker is passed from my country to Europe. "

Li Fan shrugged, glanced at the shocked Instructor Wu, and thought: What did I say, we are conducting an academic discussion!

Regarding the origin of playing cards, everyone is arguing endlessly. Instructor Wu's head is dizzy when he hears it. You students of Peking University are amazing.

Li Fan suddenly said: "There is no need to discuss the origin of this issue for the time being. The discussion has been discussed and discussed without any results. Do you know who this grass flower K is?"

Li Fan threw the grass flower K on the chair in front of him, and everyone shook their heads when they saw it.

"This is Alexander the Great, the God of War in European history! What about this?"

Snapped!
Li Fan took another diamond K from his hand and threw it on the table.

Seeing everyone shaking their heads, Li Fan said: "This is Julius Caesar! The founder of the Roman Empire, the uncrowned emperor!"

Snapped!
A queen of spades is thrown.

Li Fan said: "This is Athena, a character in Greek mythology. The two most well-known titles are the goddess of wisdom and the goddess of war! She is a rare virgin in the circle of Greek goddesses!"

……

After explaining JQK, Instructor Wu suddenly asked curiously: "What do spades, hearts, clubs and diamonds mean?"

"This question is a good question, and there are many explanations. One of the explanations is that the four suits represent the four main industries in European society in the Middle Ages, among which spades represent spears, which symbolize soldiers; hearts represent hearts, which symbolize priests; plum blossoms Represents clover, symbolizing agriculture; cubes represent bricks and tiles, symbolizing craftsmen.

Another theory is that these four colors come from the patterns of the utensils used in ancient European divination;

Of course, there are many other theories, and each country and region has a different interpretation. "

"Then why are there 54 cards?"

Li Fan smiled and said: "Instructor Wu is such a good question, welcome to join the poker discussion. One of the explanations is based on the calendar.

The big king represents the sun, the little king represents the moon, and the remaining 52 cards represent the 52 weeks in a year; the four suits of hearts, diamonds, plum blossoms, and spades respectively symbolize the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn, and winter; There are 13 cards in a suit, representing 13 weeks in each season.

如果把J、Q、K当作11、12、13点，大王、小王为半点，一副扑克牌的总点数恰好是365点。而闰年把大、小王各算为1点的话，共366点。

Some experts believe that the design and invention of playing cards are inextricably linked with astrology, divination, astronomy and calendar.

Of course, there are various other explanations. "

……

An "academic discussion" about poker finally came to an end. Instructor Wu's usually serious facial expression had long since disappeared. At this time, she cocked her ears and listened very seriously.

Li Fan put away the playing cards and said: "Well, that's the end of today's academic discussion on playing cards. Don't underestimate this deck of playing cards. It also carries a strong historical atmosphere and is completely the crystallization of human wisdom. ah."

Instructor Wu nodded and said, "Well, well said!"

Li Fan opened the drawer, threw the poker in, quietly raised his eyebrows at his roommates, and asked you, is Brother Fan quick to respond?
Ma Qiang secretly gave Li Fan a thumbs-up, his heart is awesome, he easily resolved the crisis!
"Li Fan!"

"Instructor Wu, what instructions do you have?" Li Fan turned around and asked.

"Go downstairs and run around!"

"Ah? Ah! Good!"

Li Fan curled his lips, quickly put on his hat and belt, and followed Instructor Wu downstairs.

Instructor Wu said as he walked, "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."

Li Fan followed, nodded and said, "Try not to be crooked in the future."

"What do you mean by trying your best? Oh, by the way, JQK, you explained everything, A, you forgot to explain, what do you mean?"

Li Fan took the opportunity to say, "Instructor Wu, how many laps should I run tonight?"

"Hey, are you bargaining?" Instructor Wu stopped and said with a half-smile.

"No way, how dare I! Is it possible to run three laps? I really can't run anymore. I'm tired in the morning."

Instructor Wu narrowed his eyes and asked again: "What does A mean?"

"How many laps do I run?"

"Okay, I won't ask, go run, you are the class monitor, you can decide for yourself, I will be here waiting for you tonight."

Here comes this set again!
Li Fan started his long-distance running journey again, panting and striding his tired long legs round and round on the playground.

And Instructor Wu sat on the high platform, bowed his head and turned on his mobile phone to search Baidu. What does A mean?After searching for a long time, I didn't even find a shadow.

Instructor Wu raised his head and shouted to Li Fan, "Li Fan, what does A mean?"

Li Fan sighed, "I don't know!"

"Then go ahead."

"Instructor Wu, how long do you plan to let me run?"

"Dawn!"

"what?"

At this time, several figures suddenly appeared at the entrance of the playground. They came to Instructor Wu and chatted for a few words, then shouted to Li Fan: "Li Fan, don't run away, we are here to pick you up."

Li Fan looked back and saw that it was Zhou Kai and others. He walked up to Instructor Wu and said, "I'm sorry, Instructor Wu, I have work to leave first."

Instructor Wu asked again: "What does A mean?"

Li Fan shook his head and said, "I really don't know."

boom!
Instructor Wu raised his leg and kicked him, "Boy, come back and clean you up!"

(End of this chapter)