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Chapter 247 Punished

After the opening ceremony for freshmen, the military training officially began.

At noon, everyone went to the cafeteria to have a casual meal. At one o'clock in the afternoon, all the freshmen changed into military training uniforms. A little bit of military green can be seen everywhere inside and outside the campus.

In military training, individual training is carried out in companies, which are generally divided into companies according to departments, and boys and girls train separately.However, because the number of elite classes was too small, 14 boys were assigned to the "company" of the School of Mathematical Sciences, number 8, and the other 16 girls were assigned to the School of Liberal Arts, number 18.

Li Fan and his 8th company are in charge of a female instructor. They say that women are made of water, gentle, considerate, and understanding. However, this female instructor is definitely made of mercury. She has obvious symptoms of mercury poisoning: depression, irritability, Prone to agitation, anxiety and hyperfunction!

Uh, just kidding, not that serious, but definitely not an ounce of tenderness.

For example, the "meeting ceremony" on the first day really gave the boys a big blow!
In dormitory 8306, after the female instructor Wu Xianan showed Li Fan and others how to fold the quilt, she turned around and looked at the more than 20 students who were watching, and asked, "Have you learned it all?"

"Learn to be an instructor!"

"It's so easy, done!"

"Just look at it, 100% satisfy you."

……

Wu Xianan nodded, "Okay! I'll be here tonight. I will check the dormitory tomorrow morning. There is a little unqualified in the dormitory. I will let you go around without food! The military training will officially start tomorrow morning, and your hard days are coming! "

After Wu Xianan finished speaking, she turned around and walked away in a high-spirited manner.

Looking at Wu Xia Nan's exquisite figure, Ma Qiang couldn't help pursing his lips, and said in a low voice, "Our instructor's figure is really good, but he's just too fierce."

Wang Chuan blinked his eyes: "It is indeed too 'chest'!"

Ding Long also said: "After entering our dormitory, he didn't even have a smile on his face. Look at the instructors of other companies, some of them are even bragging about the students!"

Li Fan said: "Come on, press the quilt, let me tell you that there is no one on this quilt!"

Li Fan's quilt was never covered from beginning to end, and he put it directly in the cabinet after covering it with a white quilt cover.Because normally, the new quilt will become fluffy after being covered, and it will be more difficult to stack the tofu cubes.

Li Fan also told his roommates what he thought, but everyone didn't take it seriously, so there is nothing you can do, you should spend more time, who told you to ignore the experience of Li Fan, who has been there.

According to the instructor's guidance, everyone finally stacked all kinds of tofu blocks that they couldn't bear to look at directly. They searched the photos on the Internet to compare their masterpieces, and then trimmed them repeatedly, but the result was still the same.

In order to make the quilt thin, everyone used various tricks. Some people put the folded quilt under their buttocks, some lifted the cabinet and stuffed the quilt under it. Of course, some people followed the instructor's instructions honestly, but there were also some who took evil ways. of.

At this time, a comedy competition program was playing on TV, and a well-known comedian was inserting sketches in the commercials. At this moment, the music suddenly became sad, and Li Fan hurriedly said: "Hurry up, show off, change the channel. It has become a tragedy!"

All kinds of comedy programs on TV programs are like this now, not to mention all kinds of blunt commercials, if the end of the program is not sensational, it seems that the sketches have no depth and are not tall.

I don't know that these comedians never start from the audience's point of view. Everyone was very happy at first, but when they saw it, they made their hearts sink. Who wouldn't be depressed?
After Li Fan answered a call, he turned and went out.As soon as he left, Ding Long returned to the dormitory, excitedly said: "Comrades, there is a good way to make the quilt thinner, and you don't need to press the quilt!"

"any solution?"

"Pour water into the quilt! This is 100% easy to use. Once the quilt is wet, it will naturally become thinner and easy to shape. Some people have already done this in other dormitories, and the effect is very, very obvious!"

"Come on, let's take a tour!"

After learning scriptures in other dormitories, Ma Qiang returned to the dormitory. After removing the quilt covers, he spread the quilts on two computer desks, and then evenly sprinkled them with a cup full of water.

As if that wasn't enough!
He took the washbasin to the water room to fetch half a basin of water, then poured it on the quilt repeatedly, and finally it was done.

Putting on the quilt cover and folding the quilt again, Ma Qiang said excitedly: "Wow, tofu cubes! Beautiful!"

Others are still hesitating.

"Is this against the rules?"

"It shouldn't violate the rules, and there are no rules!"

……

After Li Fan walked out of the dormitory building, he went directly to the basketball court not far away. The call was from Gu Yating.

It was already 10 o'clock in the evening, and there was no one else on the basketball court except for this girl in a basketball skirt clapping the ball with both hands.The basketball court is surrounded by green trees, and you can occasionally hear the joy of the freshmen in the dormitory building. Other than that, there are only slightly dim street lights left.

Li Fan leaned slightly by the wire gate of the basketball court, looking at Gu Yating who was "stumbling" with her ponytail patted on the basketball, a smile appeared on his face.

Gu Yating patted the ball, and the ball barely left the control of her hands, but the ball suddenly hit a small stone, and then collapsed away with a bang.

boom!boom!Bang...Gululu!

Gu Yating trotted happily to catch up with her. She raised her beautiful eyes a little, and suddenly found that Li Fan was right in front of her, so she quickly said: "Stop it, stop it."

Li Fan smiled slightly, leaned over slightly, picked it up with his low hand, and then walked a few steps forward to a place one step away from the three-point line. He raised his hand and made a random shot. The ball drew a perfect curve in the night sky .

Swish!
into the net.

"It's amazing, you vote for another one."

Li Fan waved his hand, "Go, caddy, pick up the ball."

Gu Yating curled her lips, trotted over to pick up the ball, and then threw it vigorously at Li Fan.

Li Fan received it in his hand, and raised the knife again, "Shua!" It was still hollow.

Swish swish!
After 5 consecutive empty shots, Li Fan stopped shooting. He thought he was lucky today, 100% hit rate is very good, so he can't be ashamed anymore.

Gu Yating didn't allow him to shoot anymore, because the caddy couldn't run anymore.

"Li Fan, teach me!"

Li Fan said: "You pose first for me to see!"

"Oh!"

Gu Yating held the basketball in both hands, imitating Li Fan's shooting, bent her knees and raised her chest and said, "How is it?"

Li Fan's eyes lit up, and he said, "Push your ass!"

Gu Yating used her strength, "How about it, is it standard?"

"Uh... poke again!"

Gu Yating lifted her buttocks, "Isn't it okay?"

Li Fan squinted and said: "Push again!"

Gu Yating shook her head and looked at Li Fan, "I can't move anymore!" She suddenly felt that there was something wrong with Li Fan's expression, so she woke up suddenly and threw the basketball at Li Fan, "Pervert!"

"What kind of pervert, nonsense. Look, let me demonstrate to you," Li Fan picked up the basketball and started to move: "Bend your knees, poke your butt, raise your chest and head up, and shoot. Do you see clearly? Do it again, I will Let's see if you are up to standard."

Gu Yating took the basketball, continued to move, and then saw Li Fan's lewd eyes patrolling her body.She stomped her feet and said, "Li Fan, close your eyes! Or I'll be angry!"

"Okay!" Li Fan immediately closed his eyes tightly.

Gu Yating chuckled, this person is too annoying!
……

It was about 11 o'clock in the evening, and Gu Yating was sent back to the women's dormitory. Li Fan returned to his dormitory and saw the ultra-thin tofu cubes on the computer desk at a glance, so he shouted: "Who told you to pour water into the quilt?" ?”

Ma Qiang said happily: "You can see this? I learned it from dormitory 8319. A kid said that it was taught by his cousin who was a junior in Beijing Institute of Technology."

Li Fan was so angry that his teeth ached, "Experience ass, don't you want to die? Who else poured water into our dormitory?"

Wang Nan shook his head: "Brother Fan, I dare not!"

Wang Chuan also shook his head.

At this time, Ding Long's voice was heard at the door: "Li Zi, give way, your brother Long is going to make tofu."

Li Fan looked back, Ding Long walked in cautiously carrying a basin of water.

"You bastards, pour the water out!"

Ding Long said blankly: "Why?"

"Why? The instructors are old fritters. People can understand this little trick at a glance. As for whether to expose it or not, it depends on whether he is strict. But do you think our big-breasted instructors are not strict? fall down!"

Li Fan turned around and went to inspect the other two dormitories of the elite class. Fortunately, Jiang Jian, who was only 8307, also injected water.

Li Fan returned to the dormitory after repeated orders, only to see that Ma Qiang was in the stage of panic at this time.

"Brother Fan, what should I do? I'm a little panicked."

"No way, just bet on your luck!"

Obviously, this luck does not belong to them.

The next morning, Li Fan, accompanied by Instructor Wu, was the first to go to 8307 for an inspection. She walked into the room and took a glance at the quilt, which was obviously thinner than the others. As soon as he touched it, his complexion suddenly changed.

Li Fan was next to Instructor Wu, and immediately smelled the smell of burning gunpowder thread. He looked back at Ma Qiang who was looking in at the door, and thought that you were finished.

Instructor Wu's face was heavy, and he went straight to the window sill, opened the screen window, then tore off Jiang Jian's quilt from the bed, and threw it out of the window with a "swish".

Turning around with a "snap", Instructor Wu glanced at the crowd, which immediately made everyone tremble.

Jiang Jian's grades were unbelievably excellent since he was a child, and he was favored by others. How could he have suffered such "humiliation". His eyes were red and he shouted: "Instructor Wu, you don't respect people!"

Instructor Wu raised his eyebrows and said: "If you want others to respect you, you must respect yourself first! Deduct 5 points and go run laps on the playground!"

Li Fan quickly picked up the notebook and passed Jiang Jianji once.

"Who else poured water into the quilt?"

Seeing that no one answered, Instructor Wu glanced at other people's quilts, then walked out of 8307 and went straight to Li Fan's dormitory. She just opened the door of the dormitory, but saw Ma Qiang holding the quilt in a panic and throwing it out of the window .

"Instructor, that, I will do it myself!"

Everyone quietly held back their laughter.

Instructor Wu didn't say a word, but Li Fan speculated from her slightly puffed cheeks that she was probably going to laugh.

Li Fan pleaded: "Instructor Wu, this student admitted his mistake on his own initiative, can he be punished lightly?"

Instructor Wu looked up at Li Fan for a moment before saying, "How many points do you think is appropriate to deduct him?"

Li Fan summed it up, "How about 2 points!"

"Okay, then 2 points."

Just as Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, Instructor Wu suddenly said: "The remaining 3 points will be deducted from you!"

"what?"

"Management is not strict, it is wrong to be a soldier, and the squad leader is punished. You also go downstairs and run around with them!"

Li Fan was helpless, "How many laps?"

"Come wherever you want, you are the squad leader!" Instructor Wu narrowed his eyes and said.

Li Fan suddenly felt a wave of deep malice.

After handing over the work diary to other students, Li Fan led the two criminals to the playground to run around the track.

"Li Fan, what do instructor Wu mean?"

"How would I know? But don't be lazy, we can't beat them, they have too much experience."

Li Fan thought as he ran, but he couldn't figure it out. You should give me a certain number, and say "just come". If you run too much, you will suffer, what should you do?And there is no one to supervise, no one cares about whether you run slowly or fast. What does this mean?
How could there be no supervision?

On the office building next to the playground, the chief instructor is patrolling downwards with his hands behind his back.

They were not the only ones who were punished, many students from other departments were also punished on the playground.But the form is different, some run circles, some stand with a water bottle on their heads and so on.

After a while, Li Fan's team quickly grew. More than half of the students in the elite class were fined, and everyone started running around the playground.

But running like this is not an option. Now that all the companies have assembled and started their formal military training, eight or nine of them are running around the playground. Not to mention the embarrassment, they also want to return to the big army.

Especially when the 18th company's liberal arts college and others gathered at the football field, when Gu Yating saw Li Fan was punished and ran away, she laughed so happily, she said: "Li Fan, you also have today, it's so relieved!"

Li Fan gave her a blank look, and said to the students: "Let's go back to the main force, don't stop, run, so as not to be picked on by Instructor Wu!"

Li Fan and his group ran to the 8th Company's field in the northeast corner of the playground. He was about to report to Instructor Wu, but Instructor Wu waved his hand to signal them to continue.

Helpless, everyone had no choice but to continue running around the playground wheezing and panting.

"Do you think Instructor Wu has a problem with us? How come 14 of the 11 boys in our elite class were fined, while 8 even the rest of the School of Mathematical Sciences have normal military training?"

"Who said we are an elite class? They are jealous of our talent."

"Say a few words less, don't you feel tired?"

……

On this playground, the shouts were loud, and each company practiced simple content such as walking in unison and walking forward under the scorching sun.

"One two one, one two one!"

"Take a break, stand at attention!"

……

There are also those who practice military songs during breaks:
"unity is strength!
unity is strength!

This power is heaven!
......"

"The cold wind blows the leaves,
The army is a green flower,
Dear comrades, don't be homesick,

Don't think about mom! "

Wang Chuan couldn't run anymore. When he heard this song, he shouted: "I miss my mother so much! My mother would never abuse me like this. I can't run anymore. I really can't run anymore."

Now everyone has been running for nearly an hour and has reported to instructor Wu three times. They are already exhausted.

Li Fan gasped and said, "Let's ask again."

When I came to the 8th company again, I saw that the 8th company and the 18th company had formed a situation where the two armies were fighting against each other, and I didn't know what they were doing.

At this time, only the 16th company shouted in unison: "The east wind is blowing, the drums are beating, who is afraid of the 18th company's couplet!"

Li Fan stopped beside Instructor Wu, stunned, thinking to himself what is this for?

Instructor Wu was just about to wave for them to continue running, when Wang Nan from the company reported: "Report!"

"Say!"

"Instructor, our elite class is good at this!"

Instructor Wu glanced at Li Fan and the others, and said, "Don't run away, line up in front."

Everyone was finally relieved, and soon everyone lined up side by side. Time was urgent, and they were not arranged according to their size. Everyone stood in uneven places, which greatly affected the appearance of the army.

Everyone soon understood what was going on. There was a tradition of pulling songs in military training, but the 18th company was ingenious and wanted to play "couplets" with the 8th company.

As students from Peking University, La Ge was obviously unable to showcase their talents and was obviously not artistic enough, so "La Couplet" was born.

However, the 18th company is from the Faculty of Arts, and the 8th company is from the Mathematics Faculty. La Duaner is basically in a state of being severely beaten by the 18th company, and the 18th company also has 16 girls from the elite class.

Fortunately, the boys from the elite class of the 8th company are also in place, and a big battle is about to start.

At this time, the 18th company once again shouted the slogan neatly:

"Five six seven eight nine, is there any!

Six, seven, eight, ninety, if not, stand up straight! "

Li Fan asked: "What are they doing? So arrogant!"

Wang Nan said: "If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, there will be fishing; the water will be watery, and the rivers will be turbulent."

Li Fan's head hummed. Li Fan had seen something similar to this couplet in his previous life, but the last sentence "江河湖很婆" changed to "江河波混婧".Who thought of this couplet, Gu Yating?
Li Fan looked at the triumphant Gu Yating in front of the 18th company, thinking that it must be her.

"This is from Lin Xiaofeng, the winner of the "Boya Cup" opposite."

Li Fan said "Oh" and nodded. There was nothing unexpected about it. Lin Xiaofeng won the "Boya Cup" and Gu Yating was second. Lin Xiaofeng is a strange woman with a talent.

"I thought of it, here I come!" A classmate stood up and said, "If there are insects in the tree, they will die, and if there are birds in the tree, they will be caught. Trees, trees, trees are dense!"

Lin Xiaofeng yelled on the opposite side: "It's absolutely impossible!"

Another classmate said: "The eyes are in the sun, and the dandelion is under the sun. Every day, the moon is shining brightly."

Lin Xiaofeng said: "No!"

Everyone in the 8th company was dumbfounded, isn't it too strict?Almost got it.

Just as everyone was waiting for the elite class to leave, Li Fan stood up and said loudly: "The bottom of the tree is the foundation, and the top of the tree is the end. The trees are trees, and the pines and cypresses are dense."

Lin Xiaofeng froze for a moment, chewed it himself, and said, "It's okay!"

All the boys in the 8 company said one after another:
"What do you mean it's okay, if it's wonderful or not, I'll ask you if it's wonderful or not!"

"Girls, you can find fault again."

"Come on, beauty!"

Lin Xiaofeng stepped forward and said, "I suggest we have something exciting!"

Li Fan asked, "What kind of stimulus?"

"The two sides send one person to confront each other. One side will make a sentence, and the person on the other side must answer three matching sentences that meet the standard!"

The students in the 8th company who were determined to engage in mathematics were suddenly confused. One sentence and three couplets were completed by one person. Isn't it too difficult?
However, Li Fan just smiled: "Let's fight, but we need to modify it!"

Lin Xiaofeng asked suspiciously, "How to modify it?"

Li Fan raised his finger, clicked six dots in sequence in the air.

The girls from the 18th company are confused, what do you mean?

Gu Yating frowned, "He means infinite couplets!"

All the girls' scalps were numb, and there were infinite pairs of sentences. This name just sounds scary!

(End of this chapter)