The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 246 Freshman Representative
August 8rd is the official opening day of Peking University. In the past few days, students, accompanied by their parents, have come to the school to go through the admission procedures.

At the same time, various rumors spread in Beijing University:
The sons of the top few rich men on the so-and-so rich list are enrolled in the School of Economics;
The children of big leaders are studying at the Marx Institute, and they are always accompanied by bodyguards;
Victoria, the beautiful daughter of a famous foreign football star, is here to learn Chinese;
……

Peking University, a top prestigious school, is naturally a golden place for all kinds of awesome people.Of course, most people with deep backgrounds are very low-key, because you can't tell whether a mediocre person around you is much more powerful than you!Even if it is a passerby passing by.

In the two days since Li Fan entered the school, he once again encountered many scams from his previous life in college.

Fake Nikes, fake leather clothes, etc., there are always small merchants carrying big packages to sell in each dormitory, and they keep saying that theirs is absolutely genuine, and then use a knife to scratch the soles of the shoes to prove the durability of the shoes, and burn them with a lighter. Let everyone see if it is genuine leather or leather.

They came to Li Fan's dormitory to show off their salesmanship, and their roommates also kept on proving that what they said was nonsense.

Wang Nan talked about the coefficient of friction of hard rubber soles, and the damage coefficient of rubber soles with different hardnesses. Not only did the counterfeit seller faint, but even the other students who gathered together were confused.

"It can be seen that, uncle, you cannot prove that your things are genuine!"

Uncle thought about it, gotta, let's go!

The uncle was sent off, and the senior sister was ushered in.

These school girls came to the dormitory and began to recommend "English Learning News" wildly, and talked about the importance of English CET-[-] and CET-[-] based on their personal experience.When Li Fan returned to the dormitory, the girls all shut up.

Li Fan picked up a stack of English learning newspapers and glanced at it, and said: "This is wrong, the nouns used by Fewer and Less are completely opposite. And here, the tense is completely wrong, the past perfect continuous tense should be used here... ..."

After Li Fan pointed out a series of mistakes, he frowned and looked at the girls and said, "Are you sure you are from Beijing University? Are you sure this study newspaper is legitimate?"

The girls looked at each other, come on, let's go!It's bad luck to meet Teacher Xiao Li.

The girls smiled awkwardly, put away the English study report and left.

Li Fan curled his lips, a bunch of liars!
creak!

A girl came back after opening the door again, she smiled and said: "Li Fan, sign me up!"

"it is good!"

Li Fan took the pen and paper, and wrote down two lines:

wish:
Change your mind!

Be a new man!

Li Fan question.

The girl took it over with a smile and took a look. She almost stopped crying and ran away resentfully with her head down.

These liars are the most annoying, and it’s the seniors who deceive the juniors and juniors, your grandma is stupid!
However, there are indeed many seniors who really do business in a down-to-earth manner, such as selling daily necessities in the dormitory at low prices, such as socks, notebooks, cushions, posters, etc.

Soon, Li Fan's dormitory had a breath of life.

However, there are also door-to-door sales of sanitary napkins, and there are sales in both women's and men's dormitories.It’s just that boys put it in a different position. They use it as an insole in their shoes. Sanitary napkins are used as insoles. They are really comfortable and sweat-absorbing, a must-have product for military training!
That night, the student union of the school came to the door for the first time, gave lectures in each dormitory, and started a year-long journey of repeated door visits. The freshmen were terrified to see it!
Tonight, Lu Yaya is wearing a neat lady's suit, her hair is also coiled up, and she is very heroic. She has undergone the training of the workplace, and her temperament is completely different from that of the students at school.

Her high heels rattled as she walked, followed by a group of student council officers also in suits.

"Sister Yaya, are you coming from the left or the right?"

"Go to the left, start from 8306!"

The door of 8306 was closed tightly. After Lu Yaya knocked twice casually, she pushed open the door, and then saw four people gathered in front of a computer, each bent over, with their mouths slightly open. , with burning eyes.

When these boys looked at the door, they were suddenly frightened.

Snapped!
The computer was immediately closed by Ma Qiang.

Lu Yaya's face was cold, she walked into the room a few steps, and said sternly: "What are you looking at? Stand up!"

The four of them stood up neatly after hearing the words. They didn't know what these seven or eight seniors were doing, but they were so majestic and majestic, it was definitely not easy to save fuel.

Lu Yaya continued: "You are dragons and phoenixes among men, and you are students of Peking University. Aren't you ashamed of your actions? Which department are you from?"

The four of them looked at each other and hesitated for a moment.

The tall boy behind Lu Yaya suppressed a smile, and said seriously: "I'm asking you! We belong to the student union, and this is Lu Yaya, the chairman of the student union! Tell me, which department is it?"

Wang Chuan scratched his head and said, "We don't have a tie?"

"No problem? I'll go, the elite class!" The tall boy said to Lu Yaya, "What should I do?"

Lu Yaya's face became even colder, "Elite class? Heh, you are the pride of Beijing University and the hope of the future society. You just waste your time like this? Aren't you not allowed to bring notebooks during military training? Whose notebook?"

Ma Qiang stepped forward, his voice was hearty, "Mine!"

"Hey, are you proud of making a mistake? Proud? Name, class!"

"Ma Qiang! Elite Class 1."

"Okay, confiscate the notebook and return it after the military training. You guys have to write a self-criticism, if the self-criticism is not thorough, write it again! Also, Ma Qiang will deduct 2 points, and everyone else will deduct 1 point each!"

Several people were being scolded with their heads down, all thinking about how to cleverly redeem Li Fan's notebook.

A staff member of the student union began to write down "crime information" in a notepad, while Lu Yaya continued to educate: "You carry the future of Huaguo on your shoulders. You must know that entering the elite class means You are different from others, and your sense of social responsibility is heavier than others.

Watching bad videos like you, squandering your good time, what do you think you can do?What future can there be?What contribution can you make to the world of literature and art?What is the use of the school to train you? "

"Sister Yaya, that... notebook is mine!"

"who you?"

Lu Yaya turned her head when she heard the words, but saw Li Fan came in through the crowd and was looking at her with a smile.

Lu Yaya stared fixedly at Li Fan for three seconds, then said to the other officers: "Go to other dormitories to check, and by the way, don't buy things randomly, many of the seniors who come to sell are not from Beijing University. Li Fan, you follow me!"

Li Fan followed behind Lu Yaya, was led outside the dormitory building, and chatted alone under a sycamore tree.

Lu Yaya leaned against the wall, tapped the notebook in her arms, raised her eyebrows and looked at Li Fan, "Okay, Li Fan, if you have time to download a short film, don't you have time to publish your work?"

Li Fan said with a sneer: "It's a combination of work and rest, well, let's divide my roommate's deduction points."

Lu Yaya said with a half-smile, "You can do whatever you want, are you the chairman of the student union or am I? We haven't seen your manuscript for almost two months since we studied in China. Are you just dating and not doing academic research? I'm going to drive the editor-in-chief crazy, you know?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "I'm going to drive you crazy!"

"Hey, why are you talking to your senior sister? Li Fan, please, hold on tight, I'm tired of urging manuscripts."

Li Fan smiled and said: "Then you return my notebook, and I will write it for you when I get back!"

"I always say I'll write it right away, and I'm always being so perfunctory." Lu Yaya looked at him complainingly.

Li Fan said helplessly: "Sister, this academic research is not writing essays, how can it be said to write it out? It can't be wrong in the slightest."

Lu Yaya suddenly cheated, "I don't care, I don't care, you have to give me a deadline for delivering the manuscript anyway!"

"Okay, okay, try to return the notebook to me this Friday."

"No, deadline!" Lu Yaya held the notebook tightly in her arms.

"Give it back to me first, I'll go back and write now!" Li Fan reached out to grab the notebook after speaking.

Lu Yaya hugged the notebook desperately, swaying her body to avoid Li Fan's two big hands, she said with deep eyes: "Hey, be more honest with your hands, don't people with families pay attention?"

"You...I...Okay, then I'll go back first, keep the notebook for now, it won't be too late to give it to me after the military training."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he turned and walked into the men's bedroom.

"Hey, Li Fan! Li Fan! I'll give you the notebook. Can you publish the manuscript tomorrow? The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow! It's Sunday at the latest, right?"

Li Fan walked in front, and Lu Yaya stepped on her high-heeled shoes and followed behind, making various compromises and asking for manuscripts.

The freshmen were dumbfounded when they saw this, what's going on?Tigress meets hunter?Why are you being so cruel to us, and acting like a baby to Li Fan?

When Li Fan returned to the dormitory, his roommates surrounded him one after another.

"Brother Fan, I'm sorry, did you remember?"

"Let's think of a way to cancel this punishment."

"Fortunately, I finally got the notebook back."

……

Li Fan smiled, "It's okay!"

After he briefly comforted his roommates, he opened his notebook and continued his coding career.

Ma Qiang shouted to the door: "Wang Chuan, close the door quickly and lock it. Don't let others discover it again."

Li Fan waved his hand, "It's okay, I got permission from the vice-principal. You should go to sleep, and lock the door when you watch movies in the future."

One night passed, just after 9 o'clock in the morning, Li Fan's cell phone rang, and it was Xiaoxiao calling.

"Okay, I'll be there right away, dear counselor teacher."

After Li Fan put down the phone, he saw the other four looking at him.

"Counselor? Who is our counselor?"

"Why did I find you? It couldn't be yesterday, could it?"

"Will you be punished? It has nothing to do with you. If you want to be punished, we will recite it."

……

"It's okay!" Li Fan smiled plainly, picked up his phone and went to the office building.

Xiaoxiao is still the same Xiaoxiao, beautiful, free and easy, calm and breezy.Another year later, Xiaoxiao officially entered the ranks of older leftover girls.

She was wearing a floor-length white dress today, with her bare face facing the sky and no makeup on. She sat on a chair and quietly looked at Li Fan, who was now more mature, and said with a smile, "You have fallen into my hands."

"Sister Xiaoxiao, I'm so scared!"

"Don't be poor, I'm in charge of the three classes of the elite class. During the military training period, there will be only one class leader for the three classes, and you will be in charge. After the military training, each class will be in charge."

Li Fan has to shirk this time, he is busy, Sister Jiang has helped him with several programs, and he has no time for him.

"I believe in you, let's go." After Xiaoxiao said that, she leaned back on the seat, leisurely, and she planned to enjoy the happiness again.

"Sister Xiaoxiao, I..."

"Go, come on!"

"Sister Xiaoxiao, I don't have time!"

"Then go to train the cabinet, come on, oh, by the way, go to the principal's office, the principal wants to see you, and besides, write a speech for the freshman representative."

Li Fan now started a busy campus life. After receiving the principal's lecture, Li Fan returned to the dormitory and began to prepare the freshman representative's speech.After writing the speech, I have to send it to the office for the school to review the content to see if it is positive, negative, and full of longing for the future of the motherland, etc.

The manuscript was revised again and it finally met the official standards. Li Fan returned to the dormitory and went to bed. Just when he was about to fall asleep under the covers, Lu Yaya came again.

Lu Yaya's visit this time was not to press for the manuscript, but to introduce him to the process of the freshmen's opening ceremony.As a freshman representative, Li Fan not only has to stand on the stage to speak on behalf of the freshmen, but also leads all the freshmen to take the oath at the end.

Lu Yaya sat on the chair, and the other four roommates accompanied the chairman without saying a word, a little frightened, after all, this senior is too fierce.

Li Fan lay on the bed, glanced at the oath, looked at Lu Yaya with his arms on his pillow, and said, "No problem, remember."

"It's not important to remember, you read it aloud, and I'll see if you're full of emotions!"

"All freshmen, please raise your right fist and solemnly swear..."

Lu Yaya rolled his eyes at him, and said in a clear voice: "Get out of bed, Li Fan, be serious!"

Li Fan shook his head, "No more."

"Hey, you are my junior!"

Li Fan: "You are my editor!"

"..."

On August 8, all the students, wearing snow-white T-shirts with Capital University printed on them, walked into the auditorium one after another under the guidance of their counselors.

The auditorium, which can accommodate 4000 people, soon became white, and everyone was talking eagerly, and the atmosphere was very relaxed and happy.

The students in the elite class sat at the front of all the freshmen, and everyone whispered.

"Look, isn't that the old leader of the Ministry of Education who just retired?"

"It is said that in this year's "Guidelines for College Entrance Examination", the word 'doubt' in "Later Teacher List" was made by him."

"Shh, don't talk!"

……

Li Fan shamelessly walked up to Gu Yating's side and looked at her.

"Why?" Gu Yating asked with her big black eyes open.

"I haven't seen you for two days, am I more handsome?"

"Hehe! Humph! Tsk tsk! I'm bah!"

Just as Li Fan was about to retort, the principal waved to him, so he immediately got up and walked over.

When the female classmates saw this, they all said:

"Brother-in-law is awesome!"

"You're so handsome, freshman representative!"

"I'll go, my brother-in-law seems to be chatting with the old leader!"

Gu Yating blushed, feeling happy and proud in her heart.

The opening ceremony for new students at Capital University began quickly, and the inherent procedures were carried out in sequence. After the leaders spoke, Li Fan stepped onto the podium amidst warm applause, and then all eyes were on him.

After finishing this well-regulated speech, Li Fan was called by the host again after more than 10 minutes.

"Please, Li Fan, the representative of the freshmen, will take the stage and make an oath!"

Whoa!
The applause was still exceptionally warm, and Li Fan was bathed in the envious eyes of all the students, and once again stepped onto the podium in the auditorium.

With the corner of his clothes on, he stood in the middle of the stage very solemnly, with his waist straight, and his voice was loud and extraordinary: "All students, please stand up!"

Whoa!
All new students stand.

Li Fan's voice was like a bell: "All freshmen, please raise your right fist."

Swish swish!
Rows of fists were raised in response, each student straightened their bodies and puffed out their chests.

Li Fan has a sassy figure, and his straight body is more upright. He was a little emotional, and said impassionedly: "On behalf of all the freshmen, I solemnly swear here. I swear!"

Nearly 4000 freshmen shouted: "I swear!"

Li Fan: "As a freshman at Capital University, I always keep in mind:

Bear in mind the dignity bestowed by the motherland and the honor bestowed by the people.

Remember the hope placed by your parents and the teachings given by your teacher. "

All the freshmen said in unison: "As a freshman of Capital University..."

Li Fan: "

Obey the law and discipline, be honest and honest,
Study hard and become a man. "

Everyone: "..."

……

The old leader looked at the handsome young man on the stage and whispered to the principal: "We at Beijing University want to cultivate more talents like this."

The principal nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes."

The old leader thought deeply and sighed: "It seems that such talents are not cultivated. I have seen all his academic research and the level is very high. You must teach students in accordance with their aptitude, and let them grow freely. Don't be restrained. Got this genius."

The principal said: "You are right."

The old leader: "Don't train a Chinese genius to become mediocre, otherwise I won't agree."

The headmaster thought: You see, a person with strength can't hide his sharpness!
(End of this chapter)