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Chapter 243 A Conspiracy Play
Director Zhao was angry, he slapped the table and kicked the chairs, his temper is really not small, this may be the most irritable one among the famous directors in Huaguo.

The actors were silent, and the staff of Fuhuadao even hid in the corner and shivered.

Seeing this, Li Fan had no choice but to persuade: "Actually, it is impossible to achieve a high degree of restoration in costume dramas, and this is too unrealistic. As long as there are no mistakes in principle, it is fine. In fact, our crew is still full of heart. If it is too serious For example, garlic, for example, strictly speaking, there is no garlic in the Qin Dynasty. This is also the result of the Silk Road. Small garlic is native to ancient times. It would be fine to replace garlic with small garlic.

Director Zhao, don't be too angry, it's actually pretty good. "

The actors thought to themselves, at this time, only "outsiders" like Li Fan dared to say a few words of persuasion.

"Not bad, this is a gourmet TV series, but the big screenwriter 'Diner' actually made it look like a noob in the most critical place. How can this be possible? Everyone who serves the Tao, you can't escape, either. You can get the traditional Hanfu of Huaguo wrong, are you professional, won't this make the audience laugh?"

A bold staff member argued: "Director Zhao, this is an improved version. Besides, the audience won't understand it either."

"Bullshit, the audience doesn't understand, doesn't anyone understand? After Li Fan writes an article, won't our TV series stop?"

Everyone bowed their heads instantly, recalling the past between Li Fan and Yang Jian.

Director Zhao suggested: "Li Fan, we sincerely invite you to be our art consultant and help us check it out."

Li Fan quickly declined, saying that if he helped them check it out, then their TV series would not be able to go on.TV series, just watch the fun and make complaints, don't be serious.

After work was suspended, Liu Shishi led Li Fan and Gu Yating to leave the set of "The Chef of the Qin Dynasty" and wandered around the film and television base.

It was already past 10 o'clock in the evening, and there were still many crews filming night scenes. The summer night was stuffy and hot, but it was difficult to shoot actors in ancient costumes.

An actress wore a ferret coat on her upper body, and her white and tender thighs were bare on her lower body, so she was so hot that she had to touch up her makeup.What's more, she wore a gorgeous costume on her upper body and a pair of slippers on her feet.

Gu Yating has seen it for a long time, looked around curiously, and said as she walked, "So that's how the filming was done!"

Liu Shishi said: "Filming is very hard. Sometimes I shoot summer movies in winter, and sometimes I shoot winter movies in summer. When I shoot summer movies in winter, people will get angry when they talk outdoors. You know, in order not to wear clothes, how can we actors Overcome it?"

"How to overcome?"

Liu Shishi said: "We usually hold an ice cube in our mouth to lower the temperature in the mouth, so that we don't have to breathe."

Li Fan and Gu Yating nodded together.

Everyone walked and came to the set of an ancient romance drama. Liu Shishi glanced inside and said, "Look, Miss Numbers."

Gu Yating asked suspiciously: "What is Miss Number?"

"Just look at it," Li Fan said with a smile, and then motioned to the cameraman behind him to turn off the camera.

After greeting the staff, Li Fan and others went in, only to see an A-list actress in her early twenties acting opposite a male actor.

Actor: "Ping'er, I like you, don't be jealous!"

The actress stared: "1234567..."

Actor: "Otherwise, I will resign from this job in the palace, and let's go far away!"

The actress stared again, staring hard, her mouth like a cannonball: "7654321, 123..."

Male star: "Okay, I listen to you!"

The director shouted: "Crack! Pass!"

The assistant director said: "Do you want to keep one more?"

"Hurry up and release after filming, yo, isn't that Li Fan?" The director got up and came straight to Li Fan, surprised: "Li Fan, why are you here?"

Li Fan didn't know who this was, so he said vaguely: "Big director, we're filming a show, don't worry, all the cameras have been turned off."

"Why close it? Open it!" Seeing Li Fan's weird smile, the director understood instantly and said: "It can be opened now. It's okay. Everyone stops work first. Welcome Li Fan!"

Whoa!
There was a round of applause, and several actors with familiar faces on TV came over to chat with Li Fan. The digital lady also came close to Li Fan to get close.

Gu Yating scratched her head, Li Fan is so famous now?It's only because he doesn't know others, is there anyone who doesn't know him?
Of course it is, otherwise how did the nearly 5% ratings come from?

Li Fan looked at Wia not far away while being polite, and said, "Can we experience it?"

The director laughed: "Of course!"

Li Fan pulled Gu Yating and said, "Thank you, director?"

Gu Yating was stunned for a moment, feeling as if she had been sold, "Thank you director."

Li Fan said again: "Is there any extra costumes? This girl has always fantasized about being a heroine, let her fly in the sky for a while, and practice Yujian Feixian or something."

"It's easy, Sister Hong, take the girl to change and dress up!"

Gu Yating looked at Li Fan and then at the director, thinking how could she be betrayed like this?I didn't say that I wanted to challenge Wia, nor did I say that I wanted to be a heroine. Why did I push myself out in just a few words?

But she happily followed Sister Hong and became more playful.

The director said: "You haven't filmed a movie before, why don't you try it too?"

Li Fan shook his head: "Director, I'm afraid of heights!"

Everyone chatted for a long time, and Gu Yating finally walked over in a delicate attire.

Thin willow eyebrows and clean cheeks, illuminated by the orange light at night, have a unique flavor, and the figure wrapped in gorgeous costumes is even more graceful.

Not to mention, this girl is beautiful in ancient costumes, and she is so beautiful!And the other actresses around are dwarfed and eclipsed.

Some people stared blankly, some people's Adam's apple rolled, and some people secretly picked up the phone...

Li Fan couldn't help admiring: "It's beautiful, it's so beautiful!"

Swish!
A sword came out of its shell and reached Li Fan's chest. Gu Yating, with a stern posture and raised eyebrows, shouted: "You are a bold pervert, molesting a good girl in broad daylight. I will chop you into mincemeat and make buns to feed the dogs." !”

The sword patted Li Fan's shoulder lightly, "snap", it snapped!

Gu Yating withdrew the broken sword, her eyes widened, and wondered why this prop was used so often?
Li Fan laughed loudly: "Little girl, you never imagined that I have already practiced an iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover. Today, you are doomed, hahaha."

Gu Yating gave him a blank look: "So it's a bald donkey from Shaolin Temple."

"What sect do you belong to, girl? Could it be the junior sister of the Hengshan sect?"

"You are the nun!"

Seeing that Gu Yating was about to lift his foot, Li Fan exclaimed: "Oh, so you are from the Iron Lotus Sect. I'm disrespectful and disrespectful. That little one has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. I'm convinced!"

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows, "Li Fan! Bastard, bastard, bastard!"

After tying the wire and all safety measures in place, Gu Yating took another sword and took off.

Under the gaze of everyone, she was still a little embarrassed. When she was hung in mid-air, she looked at the crowd below at a loss, and felt that it was nothing serious.

After being released, the group of them bid farewell to the crew and walked directly to the reserved hotel.

Everyone went back to their rooms, washed up and fell asleep.

……

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, Li Fan's cell phone rang.

He didn't take a break at this time, but walked up and down the room impatiently. After hearing the sound of the message, he raised his phone and saw that it was a message from Gu Yating.

"Let me meet my idol Sun Feifei, you are quite a surprise!"

Li Fan frowned, and replied to the message: "Your surprise is gone. Sister Feifei won't be able to come back for a few days because of the hurricane. Our schedule can only be simplified."

"Oh, that's okay. I don't like Feifei Sun's film and television dramas, but I like her songs."

Li Fan lay on the bed tossing and turning. He didn't expect this accident to happen, so let's find a way to make up for it.

The next morning, just after dawn, Li Fan called Director Zhao and asked if it was really possible to arrange a small role for Gu Yating to show her face.

Of course, Director Zhao agreed unconditionally. Such a beautiful girl is so beautiful on TV, why not?So this matter was easily finalized, and it was decided to shoot the scene where Gu Yating cameo when the film was started in the afternoon.

Director Zhao once again hoped that Li Fan would also make a guest appearance, but Li Fan still politely refused, as he had no interest in it at all.

After breakfast, Liu Shishi once again accompanied Gu Yating and Li Fan to visit the film and television city.

Everyone first came to the Actors Guild, where a large number of extras gathered.

After they saw the camera and the stars, they all gathered around.

"Are you hiring extras?"

"Can I?"

"I can take any role, even a dead man role!"

……

Director Song said: "Sorry, let's just stroll around!"

Whoa!
The group of performers dispersed in an instant, and they were busy again.

In the film and television city, there is no difference between celebrities and ordinary people. Everyone watches too many big names every day, and everyone is very calm.

"Everyone comes into this industry with dreams, thinking of becoming a big star from the grass roots like Wang Qiang, but the probability of this is too small." Liu Shishi said with emotion.

Gu Yating asked curiously: "Then how are their wages calculated?"

Liu Shishi said: "The most common group performance costs 40 yuan a day, 8 hours of work, and 5 yuan is added for every extra hour. If there are scenes that get up early or after 24 o'clock in the evening, additional money will be added."

"So little? This can't even maintain the basic life!"

"Dreams are what sustain life, although dreams are as thin as a cicada's wings." Liu Shishi's words were a bit desolate, "There are almost 6000 group performers in Ivory Castle alone. It has been here for 10 years, and I have never heard of ordinary people who have made it to the big stage. For stars, even art college students have a hard time getting ahead.

There are different levels of group performances and different incomes. There are also special group actors, group actors, and special invited actors. There are a lot of things to talk about here. "

Li Fan asked, "How about the money for the special scene?"

"What special scene are you referring to?"

Gu Yating said: "He's referring to Luo scenes and kissing scenes."

Li Fan smiled and said: "Yes, you understand me too well! My confidant!"

Liu Shishi smiled: "The luo scenes performed by the group are 200+ for naked qi officials, 1000+ for being naked. As for the kiss scene, the kiss scene performed by the group usually plays the prostitute, so the salary is usually doubled, and 100+ is paid. Yuan red envelope."

"What about the dead?"

"This is not valuable. I will give you a red envelope of less than 10 yuan. Come on, I will take you to go shopping outside."

After strolling around outside, everyone came to a huge statue. Liu Shishi said: "This statue of Chaplin is the largest celebrity art statue in China. Let's take a photo with you two and compare your hearts." .”

"I'm not comparing myself to him."

"Ha ha."

Liu Shishi held the camera and said with a smile: "Come on, don't make trouble, stand still and get ready!"

Li Fan and Gu Yating stood side by side. Gu Yating raised her arms and put them around her head. She just showed a bright smile, but Wen Liu Shishi said, "Hey, how can you be half-hearted, Li Fan, compare your heart!"

Li Fan scratched his head, "Okay! I cooperate."

Liu Shishi raised the camera again, then put it down again, "Hey, why are you half-hearted again, Yating, please continue to cooperate!"

Li Fan and Gu Yating glared at each other, and finally both raised their arms.

"A little closer, a little closer, Li Fan, what about you! Okay, listen to my slogan, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Li Fan: "Liu Shishi!"

Gu Yating: "Gu Yating!"

puff!
The crowd laughed.

Li Fan looked at the covetous Gu Yating, and said righteously: "Why are you staring at me? Sister Shishi took pictures of us so hard, shouldn't we say Sister Shishi? It's rude!"

Gu Yating thought about it, it makes sense, she just didn't think carefully!
Liu Shishi said again: "You two have a tacit understanding, don't mess around. Three two one, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Li Fan: "Gu Yating!"

Gu Yating: "Liu Shishi!"

Seeing Gu Yating looking at him with his arms crossed, Li Fan said solemnly: "I have already expressed my gratitude just now, and this shift is also under your name. Hey, I am destined to have no tacit understanding with you in this life!"

Gu Yating roared: "Li Fan, can you take a good shot."

"Shoot well and cooperate with you. Look, you are still justified in the mistake you made."

Click!

Photo freezes.

In the afternoon, according to the plan, Li Fan and Gu Yating came to the set of "The Great Qin Chef" again.

Seeing the two people approaching, the director hurriedly said, "Yating, go change your clothes, put on makeup, and then shoot your scene!"

Gu Yating looked at the director in astonishment: "My play? What does it have to do with me? What play?"

The director said: "You put on your makeup first, and then I'll tell you the story after I come out."

Li Fan smiled and said: "You can also refuse. The director thinks there is a role that is more suitable for you and will make you enjoy the show!"

"Really? Wow! What a surprise, I'll act and I will act!"

Gu Yating happily followed the staff.

After seeing Gu Yating leave, Li Fan quickly said to the director: "Thank you Director Zhao! What kind of show are we doing?"

Director Zhao narrowed his eyes and said, "Action scene!"

"If the action scene is good, she likes excitement, but don't hurt her."

Director Zhao nodded and said, "Don't worry, we are professionals, are you sure you don't want to make a guest appearance?"

Li Fan shook his head again.

Director Zhao smiled slightly, and a strange smile appeared on his face inadvertently.

Half an hour later, Gu Yating finished her makeup and walked to the director, "Director, I'm OK."

"Okay, let me tell you about the scene. This is a rape scene—"

"What?" Li Fan hummed his head and asked with a frown, "Isn't it an action scene?"

"The rape scene is also an action scene. Don't think too much about it. The camera is very clean. Just expose a little bit of your shoulders."

Li Fan pulled his face down in an instant, pulled Gu Yating over and said, "Then we won't shoot anymore, Gu Yating, let's go!"

Director Zhao hurriedly persuaded: "We are art, don't think so wretchedly, this way, the shoulders are not exposed, just grab the collar a little bit, right? No physical contact!"

Gu Yating asked, "Is there really no physical contact?"

"no!"

"Then I'll take the shot!"

Li Fan was stunned, "You don't have a fever, do you, rape scene?"

Gu Yating asked suspiciously: "Then what's the matter? It's not real, and it doesn't touch the body. It's normal. Besides, many big stars have filmed it, and Sister Shishi has also filmed it! This is art!"

"You...you can't do it. It's terrible for a girl to make a rape scene. I have to take responsibility for your family. Uncles and aunts know that you will go crazy when you shoot this kind of scene, and they will scold me to death."

"Oh, then I'll call home and ask for instructions." After Gu Yating finished speaking, she took out her cell phone and hung up on her mother, "Mom, I actually filmed a movie in the film and television city. Li Fan arranged for me. surprise!"

Hearing this, Li Fan's face turned black as if covered with ashes.

Gu Yating continued: "However, it's a rape scene, um, no undressing, no physical contact, the director said that just pulling the collar, the buddy will be useless. Okay, okay, mom, you are so enlightened!"

Snapped!
The phone is down.

Gu Yating spread her hands and looked at Li Fan proudly.The others also tried their best to hold back their laughter and looked at him.

Li Fan's head was hot, and he didn't realize that he was being tricked at all. At this moment, he thought to himself: Auntie is an avant-garde woman who wears a bikini and takes pictures. Asking her is equivalent to not asking.

Thinking of this, Li Fan said again: "This matter should be decided by uncle! I don't have to worry about you, but I brought you here. If uncle knows that you are filming a rape scene, you will not break my leg." ?”

"Okay then, I'll call my dad again." Gu Yating dialed again, "Dad, I'm filming! Do you know? Oh, thank you dad! Don't worry, your daughter has already embarked on the path of art!"

Putting down the phone, Gu Yating spread her hands again, "All the family agrees, Xiao Li."

Li Fante calmly squeezed out a smile, but felt very uncomfortable in his heart, "It's up to you!"

After all, Li Fan sat on the chair next to the director and stared straight at the actor who played with Gu Yating.

After Director Zhao told the two of them about the scene again, the scene was played, and the rape scene began.

This scene is very simple. A flower picker, played by Gu Yating, unfortunately broke into the home of a civilian girl. The flower picker just stretched out his claws to Gu Yating, but was knocked out by the hero Xiang Ying. It is a story about a hero saving the beauty.

Gu Yating blew out the candle and was about to take off her clothes when the flower picker broke in through the window and rushed towards Gu Yating leeringly.

Gu Yating staggered and fell down. Seeing the flower picker pounced on her, she scratched and kicked, and shouted: "Help, help!"

Li Fan stood up with a "snap" and shouted directly: "Stop!"

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Li Fan.

The director asked, "What's wrong?"

"Isn't there no physical contact?"

The director asked the actor, "Have you come into contact with it?"

The actor shook his head: "I didn't even touch a fingernail."

Li Fan resentfully said: "Then you continue."

Start again.

The flower picker pounced on Gu Yating again, and Gu Yating continued to use her hands and feet, shouting in a high-pitched voice.

Suddenly, with a sound of "Ah!", the flower picker jumped up, covering his cheeks, and complained, "Sister, are you really kicking?"

Gu Yating quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, brother, I made a mistake."

However, the corner of the flower picker's mouth was dripping with blood, and it fell to the ground tick-tock. The staff hurriedly stepped forward to inquire about the situation.

When the director saw this, he said anxiously: "Send him to the hospital quickly!"

As soon as the staff took the flower picker out of the set, he spat out the blood bag in his mouth and said with a smile, "How about it, buddy, is it realistic or perfect?"

The staff patted him on the shoulder, "That's right, I'll add money to you!"

……

On the set at this time, Director Zhao was in a hurry: "What can we do, the guest actor is injured, Xiao Qing, hurry up and go to the trade union to pick another one, time waits for no one!"

Just as Xiao Qing was about to leave, Li Fan grabbed him and said to Director Zhao, "What do you think of me?"

"How about what?"

Li Fan motioned his whole body, "Be a flower picker!"

"But aren't you not a guest star?"

"Well, idle is also idle, that's it, thank you director, I'm going to make up."

After Li Fan finished speaking, Diliuer walked quickly to the dressing room.

Everyone gave each other winks, and all looked at Gu Yating, the instigator behind the scenes.

Gu Yating couldn't help but blushed slightly!
After a while, Li Fan hurried over and said, "Let's start, hurry up and finish shooting."

"Ah? It's so urgent. Okay, let's start!"

After playing the board, Li Fan imitated the previous actor and approached Gu Yating step by step.

The director shouted: "Put yourself into it a little more, be a little more yin-dang, okay, knock her down."

Gu Yating shouted in panic: "No, no, no, help!"

The director yelled: "Crack! No, when you say 'no', Gu Yating, don't keep grabbing Li Fan's clothes and dragging them down!"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene!
(End of this chapter)