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Chapter 237 Let's Fall in Love (2)

"You gave the wrong answer, and you lost the chance to see my true face!"

"Does that mean I can change the female guest? Great, show team, change me to another partner. I'm just kidding, please cooperate."

"Well, since you are so talented, I agree to video chat with you and prepare to receive it."

A moment later, when Li Fan connected to the video, he felt bad. A little teddy's face came over the other side of the screen.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Unexpectedly, the other party clicked the voice-changing software again, and even the dog's barking became cute!

Li Fan kept shaking his head, that's enough!

"Come on, beauty, if it's okay to show your face, let's meet up soon!"

"Hey, Li Fan, why are you so impatient? From now on, you'll be called Li Hou."

Li Fan was helpless, "It's not that I'm in a hurry, let's meet as soon as possible, and then...then, okay, you can tell me how I can see your face, and then we can meet."

"Let me think about it. I'll send you a photo. Guess which one is me. If you guess right, we'll meet."

A photo soon came from Li Fan's phone, and in the photo was a row of beautiful legs.

"Wow, wow, this is good, this is good!" Li Fan admired it happily, and then zoomed in with two fingers and studied it carefully, "This, the one in the middle, are you wearing white sneakers?"

"No, I'll give you another chance."

"The one in the sandals?"

"No, continue."

"It can't be the short, thick and fat one, if it's this one, then I'll stop recording!"

"wrong!"

"Not right? Could it be that you don't wear shoes? Are you really not afraid of wearing shoes when you are barefoot?"

"Big idiot, I'm the one taking the picture! Well, your chance is gone again, ha ha."

"You..." Li Fan fainted instantly!
Seeing this, Gu Yating covered her stomach with a smile, "Well, I'll give you one last chance. I'll give you 3 brain teasers, and if you answer 2 correctly, I'll meet you."

"Okay, come on!"

Gu Yating thought for a while and said, "Who is taller, A or C?"

"This, A?"

"Wrong, C!"

"why?"

"Because ABCD! A is lower than C!"

Li Fan almost spurted blood, he was the worst at this.

Gu Yating continued to ask: "What is the name of Feng's child?"

Li Fan thought for a long time, then shook his head.

"Water rises, wind rises and water rises! You are too weak! Li Fan, you are really too weak! You have no chance again, and I won't give you the third one, lest you make all three mistakes and lose your confidence in life." Confidence, starting to doubt life from now on! Haha, I laughed so hard."

Li Fan shook his head helplessly, today he met a girl who didn't follow the conventional route, and when other girls saw him, they didn't have so many detours!
"Don't be so helpless, Li Fan, sing me a song, if you sing well, I'll think about it!"

Li Fan immediately sang his own voice:

"Don't hurt me again,

How happy it is to be free,
Don't hurt me again,
I will lose myself,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

......"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes suddenly, "Brother, can you sing some tall songs?"

"Tall? That's good!" Li Fan cleared his throat and began to sing in a high pitch:

I see mountains, mountains and rivers,

Mountains and rivers are connected,

Yalasso,

That is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! "

Gu Yating shouted: "Change!"

Li Fan scratched his head, "The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau isn't high enough, big enough, it's even higher!

"Everest!
Everest!

You tower above the hearts of men,
You stand in the blue sky,
You nurture Gesang flowers with the sunshine of love,
......"

In the living room on both sides, all the staff burst into laughter at this moment, bursts of joyful laughter were heard endlessly.

"Stop singing, stop singing, I give in to you, Li Fan."

"Is it high enough, big, high!"

"Enough, then I will give you another chance. I heard from the program team that you are learning to draw recently? Then you can draw a picture of me. If I am satisfied, we will meet."

"Okay! But I can't see how you draw!"

"I'll describe what I look like, and then you paint. Let's see if we have a good understanding."

Li Fan nodded, "Okay, I'll get the drawing board!"

After Li Fan was ready, Gu Yating began to praise herself, "I have a pair of transparent eyes, some people say that they can see clear lakes, clear blue sky, and crystal dew in my eyes..."

The cameraman quickly tweeted a close-up, bringing those vivid and vivid eyes into the shot.

Gu Yating: "I still have curved willow-leaf eyebrows and black hair, but today it is coiled up, and I still have creamy skin. Some people say that my skin is slippery even when mosquitoes stand on it!"

Li Fan stopped writing, raised his head and asked, "Did you say this 'someone said' yourself?"

Gu Yating smiled and said: "No? No one praises me, so I can praise myself for being happy, can't I? I can draw you."

"Okay, okay, I'll continue!"

……

After a while, Li Fan stopped his pencil and couldn't help admiring the painting, "Tsk tsk, perfect!"

Gu Yating hurriedly lay down in front of the screen and urged, "Show me quickly."

Li Fan turned the drawing board around, and the two living rooms roared with laughter again!

On that drawing paper is a famous graffiti game: Old Dingtou! (You can draw an old man by painting according to the song. This graffiti game was once widely spread in the Northeast and parts of the north, but it is probably "lost".)
At this time, it seemed that the ballad sounded in the living rooms of the two places:
an old man,
Owe me two slips,
I said pay it back in three days,
He said to pay it back in four days,
……

Gu Yating roared: "Li Fan, you bastard! You have no chance!"

Li Fan was lying on the sofa dancing with a smile, but he suddenly felt a little weird, and asked, "Are you familiar with me?"

"Of course I know you well! Who in the whole world doesn't know you well? Son of a citizen!" After Gu Yating finished speaking, she swept her phone out of the window and said, "The weather is so nice, son of a citizen!"

Li Fan knew where it was by the camera scene displayed on the screen. He said, "You are Chuncheng International Hotel, so you are already in Chuncheng City?"

"That's right, at the hotel arranged by the program team!" Gu Yating heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the program team had considered the recording scene.

Gu Yating said again: "Forget it, it's not difficult for you. Let's meet tomorrow morning."

"where?"

"Spring City Park."

Finally, the girl's torment was over, Li Fan put down his phone and felt relaxed.

The director said: "Okay, that's all for today's recording, everyone clean up."

Li Fan urged: "Teachers, please don't leave your GoPro behind. If I am out and about and take some indecent photos, it will be a disaster."

The screenwriter said: "Don't worry, by the way, Li Fan, get up early tomorrow, we will be at the door at 4 o'clock, and we will leave on time at 5 o'clock."

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In the early morning of the next day, they really came to the door on time at 4 o'clock.

Li Fan was fully dressed, and after finishing his makeup, he walked into the bedroom again.

The staff said: "Li Fan, what gift did you prepare for the female guest?"

Li Fan took an original English novel from the shelf and said, "Give her the latest novel by the great British writer George John, "The Lamp."

The director was stunned, and said, "The book? Is it the original English version? Li Fan, you really know how to choose. Is this gift suitable?"

"What's wrong?" Li Fan said, "I entrusted a friend to bring this book back from England a few days ago. It is very precious. It is sold out in England. I planned to keep it for life."

The director rubbed his face, and said in his heart: It's really impossible to have no experience in love. No matter how much you know about the principles, it's useless if you don't practice them yourself.Give girls a book, or an original English book, thank you for thinking it out!Are you sending flowers, bags, Hello Kitty or something?
Li Fan secretly smiled wickedly as he walked out the door, to see if the female guest will go crazy this time?Maybe the female guest might give up before I say anything!

Although it was early in the morning, not only the corridors, but also the outside of the unit doors were full of residents watching the excitement, which was quite the grand scene of a holiday pedestrian street.

The TV station came to the community to record a reality show, which is a hot topic in itself, and the protagonist is still Li Fan, so basically everyone in the community who can move around got up early to join in the fun.

"Come on, everyone, let Li Fan get in the car!"

"Everyone, please cooperate."

Surrounded by the staff, Li Fan got into the nanny car.

Residents in the neighborhood were all talking:

"Xiaofan, seriously talk about love, we don't do it if you are not pretty!"

"After the recording is finished, bring our community to show everyone!"

"Lao Li, prepare the red envelope! My daughter-in-law is waiting for your red envelope."

……

Li Fan's face turned red, he really regretted accepting the recording at his own home, uncle, mother, brother, elder sister, you are too idle.

A group of vehicles from the TV station drove directly to Spring City Park, and there were even residents from the community driving behind to watch the fun.

Because it was going to be recorded, Spring City Park was closed. After all, it was morning in a second-tier city, so it was easy to use connections.

After a group of cars drove into the park, Li Fan got off the car and was led to a pavilion by the staff, ready to meet the female guests.

Not long after, Li Fan's cell phone rang, he opened the chat software, and after connecting to the video, the other party said: "The gift I gave you is in the Guanyu Pavilion, and your gift is in the Yichun Pavilion."

Li Fan asked curiously: "How do you know that this is Yichun Pavilion? You know Chuncheng Park very well."

"Nonsense, the director told me!"

"Oh." Li Fan got up and went straight to Guanyu Pavilion.

After arriving at the Guanyu Pavilion, he saw an exquisite gift box on the seat, and Li Fan asked the phone, "Can it be disassembled?"

"Of course, I'm here too, yo, what you gave me is Georgie-John's "A-Lamp"! I'm a huge fan of Georgie-John. It was sold out after I bought it, Li Fan, you are amazing! This gift is too precious!"

Li Fan collapsed instantly, why was he hit by a gun?
The staff on the side also followed suit, could this be fate?
On the other end of the phone, "I'm basically satisfied with you. For the sake of this "A-Lamp", this girl has decided to meet you. Come here."

Li Fan carried the gift and walked quickly to the Yichun Pavilion not far away to see who the other party was.

But when he turned around the dense woods and saw the familiar graceful figure, Li Fan was instantly petrified. His lips trembled, and he was shocked and said anxiously: "Gu Yating, why is it you?! Gone, gone, not recorded. No more recording!"

Gu Yating put her hands on her hips and said, "Hey, are you still supporting me?"

After Li Fan made a gesture and walked back a few steps, he turned around and said with an awkward smile, "I'm just kidding, this...is a little unexpected, I wasn't mentally prepared, it was too sudden."

"As if I wasn't surprised," Gu Yating said, "When I heard the director say that the male guest was you yesterday, I almost chose to quit, but the contract has been signed, there is no way!"

The two stood together, looking at each other, embarrassed for a moment, the ears of both sides were red.

These two acquaintances, who always hung out together, faced a huge change in their roles. When they met, they couldn't talk about it for a while.

Li Fan touched his hot cheek and sighed: "It's so embarrassing!"

"Who says it's not? It's fine to replace it with someone else. Why is it you? Why are you here?"

"I also want to ask you why you joined this show? Oh my God, the sky was blue and white before, but after seeing you, the sky is now filled with dark clouds, just like my mood."

"Don't be stinky and shameless, it's God who loves me. Seeing how pitiful I am, I'm going to cry."

……

The staff on the side looked at each other in blank dismay. Is this the rhythm of dating?
Gu Yating said: "Look at the gift I gave you!"

"So anxious? Are you anxious to show me how sincere you are to me?"

"Put it down, I'm just hungry!"

When Li Fan opened the gift box, the first thing he saw was a beautifully crafted cake box. When he opened the cake box, a scent of cream filled his nostrils.

Gu Yating directly reached out and took out a small piece of cake, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it happily, and then raised her hand to reach the cake box again.

Li Fan immediately blocked her hand and said, "Please, sister, this is the gift you gave me. It belongs to me now. Do you want to do it with my permission?"

Gu Yating blinked her pitiful big eyes and said, "Ouba, I'm hungry, I didn't eat in the morning."

"Okay, eat it!"

Li Fan pushed the gift box to Gu Yating, and Gu Yating pushed it to him again, saying: "There are still gifts below, let's take a look."

Sure enough, Li Fan pulled out a thick envelope from the bottom. After opening it, there was a small and exquisite diary inside, and there was a combination lock.

Gu Yating said while eating: "The password is 1024, your computer password!"

Li Fan was sweating profusely, girl, do you know what the password means? He opened the diary, only to see two large characters on the title page: Male Commandment!
Men?

Gu Yating added: "The author, Gu Yating. Take a look."

Li Fan thought: Ban Zhao wrote "The Female Commandment", and then the "Female Commandment" trend poisoned Chinese women for 2000 years. Today you, Gu Yating, wrote the "Male Commandment", what are you going to do?
I saw seven lines of writing on the first page:
"A Good Boyfriend's Three Obediences and Four Virtues"

Girlfriends go out with "following"

Girlfriend ordered to obey "obedience"

If your girlfriend makes a mistake, you must blindly "obey"

……

Li Fan asked in astonishment, "What do you mean?"

Gu Yating said with a smile: "It means, if you want to become my boyfriend in the future, you must abide by these, and there are many more in the future, you can take a look."

Li Fan flipped back again, then got up immediately, and shouted loudly: "I stop recording, I stop recording! Director, this is simply a trample and insult to my personality!"

(End of this chapter)