The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 223
meeting room.

All the famous Chinese scholars and scholars spoke freely and had heated debates and discussions on various issues, while Li Fan respectfully accompanied the last seat and listened carefully.

In such an occasion, no matter how famous Li Fan is or how famous he is, you can only "sit in one corner". After all, this is a purely academic circle, and everyone here is a senior.

The symposium was chaired by the president of Chenhua University, and discussed many issues: for example, the internationalization of Chinese studies, the popularization of Chinese studies among the people, and so on.

Li Fan sat in the corner of the last row. He often felt stuck in his throat, wishing to stand up and talk about his thoughts, but in the end he held back.

In fact, Li Fan is not alone. There are about 80 seats in this conference room, and there are only a fixed number of 10 or so famous scholars in the heated discussion. Others have occasional opportunities to speak, and more than half of them are foil.

Especially in the last two rows, Li Fan never saw anyone standing up and speaking.

Halfway through the meeting, finally, Li Fan's chance came.

After the end of a topic, the principal of Chenhua University said: "Let's let Li Fan, who is the youngest in the conference room today, say a few words, and also let us look at the thoughts of the post-00s, and see if we are falling behind and have a similar relationship with the younger generation. There's a generation gap."

Swish!
In the conference room, all eyes were on Li Fan.

Li Fan smiled awkwardly, and subconsciously touched the schoolbag beside the seat.

The principal said: "Li Fan, please say a few words."

"Thank you, principal," Li Fan got up and said, "I brought an issue today called "How to Limit the Spread and Development of Pseudo-Chinese Studies."

Everyone at the scene was shocked, this topic is very novel.

The headmaster pressed his hand down and said, "Sit down and talk."

"Thank you principal, then I will send the materials to the teachers first." Li Fan said, and took out a thick stack of materials from his backpack.

The principal was very surprised and asked curiously: "You also prepared written materials for everyone?"

"Yes, Headmaster."

In today's conference room, basically everyone has prepared their own topic materials, but they are all for their own use. Li Fan is the only one who wants to make a copy for others.

Li Fan's purpose is very simple. He hopes that his topic can give those who are interested in it a deeper understanding.

With the help of the staff, all the information was quickly distributed.

The headmaster nodded in satisfaction, and said to everyone: "Many people say that one generation is worse than the previous generation. I think this is pure prejudice! Everyone applauds the seriousness of the post-00s!"

After the applause fell behind, Li Fan corrected: "Actually, I may also be born in the 90s. Because I was born in the delivery room just after midnight in 2000, the doctors and nurses are not sure whether I was born before midnight or after midnight."

After everyone laughed, Li Fan picked up the materials and began to explain his issues. Some people quickly scanned the contents of the materials while listening.

"We used to talk about the development of Chinese studies, including how many Confucius Institutes have been opened in foreign countries, where the wave of Chinese language has emerged, etc. There is also the gradual rise of Chinese studies in China, the gradual rise of various cultural programs in the past year, etc. These indeed prove that Chinese studies are in the initial stage of turning from decline to prosperity. However, we must not ignore one point, that is, the "flourishing development" of pseudo-Chinese studies!
There is a particularly funny thing about our country, that is, what people advocate will suffer; what is popular in society will become more and more dirty and unbearable.

Bike sharing, P2P financing, etc. are all evidence. Today, it is the turn of Chinese studies.

Since the rise of the national studies craze in the past two years, I have roughly analyzed it. Maybe few people really benefit from it, and the people who benefit are definitely not our ordinary people, but those unscrupulous institutions, but those shameless masters .Guoxue has become the most effective tool for them to grab wealth and reputation.

Next, please give me a little time, and I will play the video material for you. "

Li Fan took out his notebook and came to the stage, where a staff member connected it to the projector.

At this time, many people in the audience who had read the topic looked angry and slightly excited.

Li Fan clicked on a video, and the video content was projected on the screen through a projector.

Video content: A Chinese culture lecture is being held in a high school. This sacred master, who does not know where, persuades the students to respect and love their parents. Every day, they must kowtow to their parents and wash their feet. The phrase "If you want to raise a child, you don't want to wait for your relatives" made thousands of teachers and students on the scene cry.

Li Fan pressed the pause button and said: "Seniors, take a look, this is our most popular Chinese studies lecture that goes deep into the campus. Does kowtowing to your parents and washing their feet mean filial piety? Then there are basically no filial people in the entire society. Well, with all due respect, all of us seniors here may be very unfilial!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Li Fan: "'Parents are not traveling far' means filial piety? In order to promote traditional Chinese virtues, our colleges and universities must change the college entrance examination system. Local universities are only allowed to recruit local students; companies are not allowed to recruit foreigners in response to traditional virtues. People, then, my country's megacity, Shenwan, will soon become an empty city; and we, born after 00, are destined not to give birth to 'hybrid' babies in the future.

This is a typical formalism, and shamelessly tells stories about filial piety in ancient times, such as eating mosquitoes to fill the blood, lying on the ice to beg carps, burying children to serve their mothers, etc. This is a blasphemy to Chinese studies and a disgrace to young people. Poison.If I were a judicial authority, I would definitely convict them of "deceiving the public" and abusing teenagers!
What is filial piety?The social atmosphere in ancient times has ancient traditions, but today, we have a new way of getting along with our parents. Using ancient rules to restrict the lives of today's people is like throwing WIFI into ancient times, everything is incompatible! "

The applause sounded unconsciously again.

Li Fan continued to play the video, followed by the end of the short 2-minute video.

In the video: After the lecture, many students are queuing up to buy the book.The price is 98 yuan, and the author is the "Master of Chinese Studies".

When Li Fan played the next video, he reminded, "Oh, by the way, when this master said last year that he wanted to raise a son but would not wait for him, he cried so much that his nose was so touching. What he said last year It is indeed true, I heard that his father just passed away a few days ago, and the diagnosis was cerebral hemorrhage, but I guess he died of anger."

The second video: It is a master talking about Qigong health preservation in front of many middle-aged and elderly people;
The third video: A company held employee quality training, and the lecturer instilled the chicken soup of gentleness, respect, thrift, and monarchy.

Li Fan commented on this: "Who is the ruler and who is the subject? Is the Qing Dynasty still alive? Is it still a feudal society? Enterprises and employees are mutually beneficial, so why should they be loyal to employees? It is convenient for you to squeeze the blood and sweat of employees? Monarchs and ministers are absolutely the dross of Chinese studies."

……

The last video is about children’s Chinese traditional culture enlightenment class.

Li Fan sighed: "Pseudo-Chinese studies have begun to penetrate into children's education. Please let go of the flowers of the motherland. There are also poor parents and friends. After all, they can't afford the 66666 tuition fees for an academic year! They are too 6 .

Dear teachers, this is the current status of the dissemination of Chinese studies. I can say with certainty that 99% of the craze for Chinese studies in the market is "pseudo-Chinese studies". Why do many people scoff when it comes to Chinese studies? It is all caused by these institutions and countless 'masters'!
I hope that all teachers can discuss how to resist this unhealthy trend, lead the healthy development of Chinese studies, and prevent our Chinese studies from being treated as a cult one day in the future.Thank you teachers. "

After Li Fan bowed, he turned and walked back to his seat.

As soon as he left the stage, the entire meeting room exploded.

The headmaster said with a trembling beard: "Selling counterfeit wine and medicine is a crime, which is a violation of the national body, and selling 'Chinese studies' is also a crime, which is a harm to the spirit and soul. I really think that our country should introduce some laws and policies. "

Others also said:
"There are always various masters who grandly appear in various public places, distorting Chinese studies, cheating and abducting, and this year is the most prosperous."

"What is being promoted in the market now is not Chinese culture, it is poison!"

"Actually, if we think about it carefully, is there really a craze for Chinese studies nowadays? As Li Fan said, it is a 'pseudo-Chinese studies craze', and few people care about real Chinese studies."

……

After Li Fan returned to his seat, he said: "And now this kind of poison has risen from the private sector to certain satellite TV stations. By rereading classics, some lecturers talk empty words and pour chicken soup into people's souls. I’m not afraid of offending anyone, anyway, I didn’t see anyone there. A certain person gave a speech on “The Analects of Confucius”, and the rhetoric was quite gorgeous, a lot of written language, and countless parallel sentences, which confused the audience.

What he said, if Confucius was alive, he would have to bow to him and say: "I didn't even think of what I said. '

But let’s be frank, every sentence he said is correct, and they are all very lofty, but after careful consideration, they are all correct nonsense. "

Li Fan got excited when he said this, he couldn't help knocking on the table subconsciously, and said anxiously: "This is a TV platform, can you have a sense of responsibility? Some units should stop staring at the breasts of female stars. Things should also be banned.”

The etiquette lady who was pouring tea for Li Fan was startled when she saw this. She looked at Li Fan's slightly red cheeks and wondered why she was so excited.However, why do you feel that this young man is more attractive at this time?Are responsible men the most handsome?
Li Fan was extremely excited. As a person determined to promote Chinese culture, facing the flood of fake Chinese culture and the suffering of the people, the more he was powerless to resist, the more anxious and worried he became.

He is too small and ordinary, but he always has the belief in promoting Chinese studies in his heart. Although he is not very stubborn and crazy, it is also one of the goals in life.

After Li Fan realized that he had lost his composure, he quickly removed his hands from the table and suppressed his emotions.

I originally hoped that all the big shots here would come up with some unified opinions and views. However, after the entire morning meeting, the scholars did not come up with any powerful solutions.

In the end, some people suggested that there is only one feasible way at present, which is to jointly issue an announcement to expose the nature and harm of pseudo-national studies to the society.

This is the end of Li Fan's topic. He successfully published his topic and received the support and affirmation of many scholars. Li Fan felt very comfortable.

Noon break.

Li Fan came to the cafeteria alone to eat.

As soon as he took his seat, two hostesses in cheongsam sat beside him with a plate.

"Li Fan, when you talked about your topic at the symposium, you were so handsome. How can I describe it? I don't read much, let me think about it."

"Let me describe it, that is, the whole body is filled with the light of justice."

Li Fan almost burst into laughter, "Sister, stop teasing me."

The slightly taller etiquette lady said excitedly: "I'm really not kidding you. That action of knocking on the table, eh, let me go, don't look at that small action, it has the demeanor of a leader."

Li Fan said embarrassingly: "It's embarrassing, and it's out of style. Fortunately, the teachers don't mind."

"Let me tell you, your proposal is the most meaningful today."

Li Fan waved his hands repeatedly, "I just mentioned it."

Another etiquette lady asked for advice: "At the meeting, you mentioned 'lying on the ice and asking for carp'. What kind of allusion is this?"

Li Fan explained: "It is recorded in "Sou Shen Ji" that Wang Xiang lost his father's love because of his stepmother Zhu's slander in front of his father. But even so, when his parents were sick, he still served him in undressed clothes. Once his stepmother wanted to He ate live carp, but it was freezing cold, so he took off his clothes and lay on the ice. The ice suddenly melted on its own, and two carp jumped out. After his stepmother ate it, his symptoms disappeared."

"Oh, what about the 'jumping carp in the spring' you mentioned, what is the allusion?"

"This story comes from "24 Filial Piety", which says that Jiang Shi and his wife Pang are very filial. Their home is six or seven miles away from the Yangtze River, but her mother-in-law loves to drink the water from the Yangtze River and eat fish. The water is the task of fish, but one day there was a strong wind, and Pang was late to fetch water and go home.

Jiang Shi suspected that she was neglecting her mother, so she kicked her out of the house.Pang lived in a neighbor's house, spinning and weaving day and night, entrusting his savings to his neighbors to honor his mother-in-law.Later, her mother-in-law learned about Pang's expulsion, and ordered Jiang Shi to invite him back.

On the day when Pang went home, spring water gushed out of the courtyard suddenly. The taste was the same as that of the Yangtze River water, and two carp jumped out every day.From then on, Ponzi used these to worship her mother-in-law, so she didn't have to go far to the river. "

The short hostess said: "Oh, I want to understand. These two stories illustrate an important point."

Li Fan wondered, is there even a need to think about it?
She said: "This incident shows that eating carp is beneficial! Right, Hao carp!"

Li Fan scratched his head, "My humble name has been successfully changed back to my real name."

"I am your first fan! Li Fan, I will buy a copy of "24 Filial Piety" when I get home and read it."

Li Fan waved his hand quickly, and said, "Don't read it, it's useless, it's very eye-catching, and there are some things that go against human nature. Filial piety is definitely not something you read from a book, filial piety is your nature.

For example, crows feed back!The crow is illiterate, and it is also very filial. One of our big professors who has read too much books doesn't support his parents. "

The two girls smiled.

The afternoon symposium continued to discuss other topics, and Li Fan had no chance to show his style.

After today's symposium ended, Li Fan and Xiaoxiao walked around the Peking University campus.

Xiaoxiao changed into a long beige dress tonight, with a plaid scarf around her shoulders, showing off her slightly mature demeanor, and she said, "Li Fan, don't have too much hope for today's topic."

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "How?"

"Those are a bunch of old fritters, and they usually don't offend people easily!"

This basin of cold water directly woke up Li Fan.

Li Fan sighed and said, "Well, if you say that, I guess my work has been in vain."

"Not necessarily!" Xiaoxiao stopped and said with a smile, "I think "Tucao Conference" is quite suitable for you."

Just as Li Fan was about to speak, Xiaoxiao interrupted: "Don't say you're busy, labor costs are high!"

Li Fan nodded upon hearing this, "How high is it?"

Xiaoxiao curled her lips, this kid, she can see clearly.

(End of this chapter)