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Chapter 207 My Successor

There are always some people who say that Li Fan is a hooligan in the cultural world, but Li Fan firmly disagrees with this unique title.

Is popular culture wrong?Is it wrong to inherit history?Is it wrong to sort out the customs of the past dynasties, the basic necessities of life, food, housing and transportation?
Well, that's right!Absolutely!
In the cafeteria, several hard dishes were placed on a table: radish soup, radish soup, radish soup...

There are several young people around the table, and everyone is eating breakfast.On the side near the aisle, several suitcases were arranged one by one.

"It's interesting to talk about this ancient eunuch. In the classics and documents of Huaguo, the earliest record about eunuchs comes from the "Spring and Autumn Zuozhuan The Second Year of Duke Xi", which mentions a person named "Eunuch Diao". The favorite of Duke Huan. There are records that he "self-palace" in order to please Duke Huan of Qi, so as to obtain glory and wealth. Now the unified saying in Huaguo is that this buddy is the originator of eunuchs. I have reservations about this, and I will wait another day Check it out and post an article."

Yang Shuoqiu asked, "Li Fan, why is the eunuch called a eunuch?"

Gu Yating, Peng Hui also looked at Li Fan.

Li Fan put down his chopsticks and corrected him: "It's too complicated here. First of all, your question is wrong."

"Oh? What's wrong?"

Li Fan said: "In people's impressions, eunuchs and eunuchs are the same thing, but in fact they are different. According to textual research: First, the earliest eunuchs were not all eunuchs. Second, the concept of eunuchs and eunuchs in feudal society It is different. The ancient eunuch is the general term for the officials who served the emperor and his close relatives in the palace, and not all of them were castrated. The "Xiyong eunuch" came after the Eastern Han Dynasty.

The term "eunuch" first appeared in the Liao Dynasty, and it was one of the titles of officials in the Liao Dynasty regime... By the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs and eunuchs had a relatively fixed relationship.Those who act as chief supervisors must be eunuchs, but not all eunuchs are eunuchs.The eunuch is the boss of the eunuch, and is a senior eunuch with a certain rank and salary.

Eunuchs became the special title of eunuchs from the Qing Dynasty, and they were all called "eunuchs", and their status fell to the bottom in the Qing Dynasty.Because they were not endowed with any powers, the duties of many eunuchs in the former dynasty were basically taken away by the Ministry of Internal Affairs established by the Qing Dynasty, and the eunuchs were basically reduced to slaves who could only serve their masters with peace of mind. "

Yang Shuo nodded and said: "Hey, they are obviously bullying the disabled. Oh, no wonder there were no great eunuchs with power in the Qing Dynasty."

Li Fan smiled and said, "Yes, indeed it never appeared."

Peng Hui asked: "Then your fellow clan Li Lianying—"

"You are of the same clan, you are of the same clan!" Li Fan shot her a gouged look, and said, "Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the rank of eunuchs should be limited to the fourth grade, and in addition, in the Qing Dynasty, eunuchs were considered less important, so eunuchs have no real power at all.

Just talking about Li Lianying, in the fifth year of Guangxu, Li Lianying was appointed as the chief manager of the fourth rank Hualing of Chuxiu Palace, which is already the limit of official positions.In the 20th year of Guangxu, 46-year-old Li Lianying was rewarded with a second-rank Dingdai Hualing, but this was just a symbol of honor. "

Peng Hui said: "But all the officials are afraid of him, many people have been blackmailed by him."

"The ministers are not afraid of him, but Lafayette. He doesn't have any real power, but is just a dog. As soon as Cixi dies, he will be deposed. Let me tell you what is called a real eunuch with real power!

For example, Zhao Gao, the No. 1 eunuch prime minister, referred to a deer as a horse. He presented a deer to Qin Shihuang II and said it was a horse. The second emperor said it was a deer. Half of the court officials stood in line and said it was a horse. , As a result, Qin Shihuang II was directly confused.This is real power!

Another example is Tong Guan, who has led the military power alone for more than [-] years. The power has been dominated by the government and the public. He has been defeated repeatedly, but the military power has not collapsed. This is called real power!
……

Compared with these big eunuchs, he is too good! "

Yang Shuo said with a smile: "The eunuchs and eunuchs in our country can be regarded as national characteristics!"

"Who said that? Eunuchs are not the only unique historical phenomenon in our country. According to research, eunuchs have a strong universality in the world. Three to four thousand years ago, ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, ancient Babylon, and the kingdom of India all appeared. The special group of eunuchs.

Moreover, there is a certain possibility that the eunuch is a foreign product. "

"Can't you? This is our own?"

"This is really not necessarily true. Let me verify it again."

"Why isn't it ours?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes and said: "Hey, don't learn from a certain country, we have to face up to history. Don't be like them, Confucius belongs to them, Xi Shi belongs to them, and Sun Wukong belongs to them too. The eunuchs belong to them If you want it, give it to them."

Yang Shuo raised his eyebrows and said, "Li Fan, I've always been curious, why do you think eunuchs marry daughters-in-law?"

"There are too many reasons for this, including the theory of psychopathy, the theory of reward from the master, the theory of a domestic partner, etc., and medical explanations, for example, it grows out after being eunuched.

The little eunuchs in the palace should be checked every three years, and then checked every five years to see if there is any protruding meat. This is a court rule.But things in the court cannot be simply speculated with common sense.For example, if a certain imperial concubine favors a certain young eunuch, then she only needs to say to the inspecting eunuch, 'Forget it', and then she will be exempted, and then, the concubine—"

When Li Fan said this, he winked his eyes at Yang Shuo, and then the two laughed "dissolutely" together.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Gu Yating and Peng Huiqi rolled their eyes and sent it.

Li Fan said again: "In the notebook "Zaolin Zazu" written by people from the Ming Dynasty, there is a saying about Wei Zhongxian's 'rebirth of the jade essence', and there is also a saying about the 'activation of the xing gene' from a physiological point of view.

Speaking of this, there is a saying of "pairing food", which refers to the affairs of eunuchs and court ladies. Of course, this mostly refers to their relatively short-term contacts, while the long-term stable relationship is called "caihu". "

Gu Yating frowned and said: "What you said is not comprehensive, there are other meanings about food."

hoohoo!

Li Fan was overjoyed when he heard the words, this girl actually understands this?It turned out to be an expert.He smiled and asked, "What's the point of that, please enlighten me!"

Gu Yating hesitated to speak, and finally said: "I don't know, you can check the information yourself!"

Li Fan looked at her cheerfully, "Is it 'mirror grinding'?"

Peng Hui asked suspiciously, "What is 'mirror grinding'?"

Li Fan said: "In ancient times, it refers to the romance between a woman and a woman."

Peng Hui continued to seek knowledge: "Then why is it called 'mirror grinding'?"

Gu Yating pulled her, gave her a wink and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense."

Peng Hui raised a question mark and said to Gu Yating, "Do you know, why don't you tell me?"

Gu Yating immediately bowed her head, showing her innocence, "I don't know!"

Peng Hui shifted his gaze to Li Fan, aroused curiosity, and asked, "Li Fan, why is it called 'mirror grinding'?"

Li Fan shook his head, "It's inconvenient to talk about this with your little girl, you can go back and check the information."

"No, tell me, I'm not young!"

Yang Shuo also approached and said curiously: "Yes, tell me!"

"Uh...Xiaohui, what's your scale?"

Peng Hui waved his hand boldly and said, "I have no standards, just come!"

"I like girls like this, bold and unconstrained. Why is it called 'mirror grinding' between girls and women? It's because of a position, 'grinding', and movements, 'mirror'. The two parts are basically the same, like looking in a mirror. , This is called mirror grinding!"

Yang Shuo understood in seconds, clapped his hands non-stop, and said, "Wonderful!"

Peng Hui looked at Yang Shuo who had suddenly realized, and then at Gu Yating who was eating alone with her head down. She still couldn't figure it out for a while, so she continued to ask, "Brother Fan, please be more specific."

"Go to the side, no matter how thin you are, you will be wading into the yellow!"

Yang Shuo asked curiously: "Li Fan, what happened between the eunuch and the maid?"

"Go, let's teach privately another day!"

Peng Hui quickly raised her hand and said excitedly, "Can I listen in?"

……

At the next table, two professors from the Department of Mathematics were having breakfast at this time. The two of them did not say a word from the beginning to the end, and listened carefully with their ears. After seeing the four young men and women leaving, the two finally spoke.

"Is that kid a special recruit from the Faculty of Arts?" Professor Zheng Long asked.

"Yes, it looks like a little hooligan wearing a scholar's coat, hahaha."

Yep, I've been called a hooligan again.

……

Four people came to the airport.

Li Fan, Yang Shuo, and Gu Yating went all the way. The three of them flew directly to Spring City and went home.

On the plane, the three chatted.

Yang Shuo asked: "Li Fan, who called just now? What program are you going to participate in again?"

""Little Famous Scholar of Chinese Studies"."

"Isn't that a program for a bunch of kids? Is it interesting for you to crush kids?"

"No, no, guest teacher for the first episode, to guide and guide."

"Hey, have you started to become a mentor now?"

Li Fan laughed and said, "You can understand it that way too."

"Handsome Li is amazing!"

"Then take a look."

……

One is bragging, the other is flattering, and the two of them are very happy.

Gu Yating looked at the two very "shameless" people, deeply scratched her hair with both hands, then took out the Mp3 player, plugged in the earphones and listened to the music.The music looped automatically, and after a while, a storytelling sounded on the player: As we mentioned last time, the young commander Zhang Xueliang is neatly dressed...

Gu Yating unplugged her earphones, squinted at Li Fan, and panicked Li Fan.

"what's wrong?"

"When did you upload storytelling to my player again?"

"That, uh... Your HIFI level player, the sound quality is good!"

Gu Yating kept throwing darts and kitchen knives at Li Fan in her deep eyes, but soon, her expression changed, and she suddenly asked seriously: "Can you tell me about the new textual research you want to advocate? The research direction What is it? What is the theoretical basis? What is the value?"

"what?"

"It's nothing, I don't want to talk about it."

"Then stop talking, I'm tired, go to sleep." Li Fan laid his head back and fell asleep.

Gu Yating took Li Fan's arm and said, "You really didn't say anything?"

Li Fan opened half of his eyes and said, "Teach alone another day."

"cut!"

……

Li Fanfei left the capital with the deep expectations of many people on his back. Some people were preparing contracts, some were waiting for the products to be launched, and everyone was looking forward to Li Fan's ability to reach another level and continue to expand his influence.

Although in the past two months, his full schedule and wonderful performances have successfully created a unique personal image of a cultural idol, many people's expectations of him are obviously extremely high, because he has that Strength, everything he has shown in the past two months seems to be so easy, and his future is destined to be smooth.

The greater the expectations, the greater the pressure.Fortunately, Li Fan has eighteen martial arts skills, and he still has a lot of self-confidence.

After getting off the plane and taking a taxi back to the supermarket, he walked in quickly and said, "Mom and Dad, I'm back!"

Dad is selling goods, Niu Benben is helping, and mom is watching TV with jelly in her arms, and "Speed ​​Star" is replayed on the TV.

"Brother!" Jelly ran towards Li Fan cheerfully with small steps, her big eyes seemed to be rippling with a pool of autumn water, she hugged her brother's calf, and smiled happily.

Li Fan pinched his sister's cheek and said, "Brother brought you a present, do you want it?"

"Think." Jelly looked expectantly at the big box next to her brother, which was much taller than herself, thinking that there must be a lot of treasures in it.

Li Fan lowered his body and said, "Then kiss one."

"Boom!" Jelly kissed Li Fan's cheek.

Li Fan happily opened the box and took out one by one: building blocks, crayons, a set of jubilant wolf, princess jigsaw puzzles...

Jelly grinned and accepted all the orders, happily moved them one by one behind her, and put them all in her private area, and even wobbled and fell down during the process.

In the end, Li Fan revealed his trump card gift.He pinches a card with two fingers, shakes it in front of Jelly, and makes little Jelly's eyes shine brightly, "Dangdangdangdang! This is a lifelong free learning card from an institution. Big, you are about to receive a one-stop personalized quality education, which is free for life. With it, your mother no longer has to worry about your studies!"

Jelly is still too young to understand what a dragon is or what quality education is. After a bunch of question marks lingered in her head for a while, she finally grasped the key information - learning.

In an instant, her bright smile disappeared, the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, and her long eyelashes flickered a few times.The next moment, a series of golden beans rolled down, and Little Jelly held the doll in her hand and cried loudly: "I don't want to study, I don't want to study!"

puff!
Everyone laughed heartily.

Li Fan picked up his sister and said, "Then don't study for now, don't study."

Li Fan asked his mother again, "What's going on?"

"In the past two days, your dad and I wanted to send the jelly to the kindergarten, but we couldn't survive."

Niu Benben said: "It's too early, auntie, the jelly is too small!"

"But Jelly talks and walks far earlier than her peers. I heard from experts that it's time to go to kindergarten."

"I won't go, I won't go!" Jelly cried even more when she heard the words.

"Okay, don't go, don't go, my brother won't let you go, my brother will take you to eat delicious food."

Hearing eating, the jelly immediately dissipated, bursting into tears and laughing, "Wow!"

Mama Li curled her lips: "Look, brother and sister are foodies."

Jelly giggled and put her arms around her brother's neck, "Brother, I'm going to the zoo to see long-nosed prawns."

"That's an elephant, okay, I'll take you there tomorrow!"

"Brother, I'm going to the botanical garden."

"Okay, I will take you there the day after tomorrow, where do you want to go the day after tomorrow?"

Jelly was stunned by the question, her little brain suddenly stopped working, and her big eyes rolled over and over, where are they going?

Li Ma said: "Take her to the kindergarten the day after tomorrow!"

"Whoa, I'm not going to kindergarten!!"

Niu Benben laughed loudly: "Li Fan, Li Fan, thanks to your eccentric and intelligent little sister, it seems that your legacy as a cultural idol cannot be passed down!"

Li Fan looked at Niu Benben intently and suddenly said: "It's okay, aren't we still here with you?"

Little Jelly looked at her brother, then at Niu Benben, and suddenly slapped her hands, a series of silver bell-like laughter overflowing from the corners of her mouth.

(End of this chapter)