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Chapter 196 Run, Brother (9)

Wang Mu, who has been given an ability card, is a sad reminder.

At this time, he was wearing a helmet on his head, and a small plastic bucket 20 cm high was installed on the helmet.According to the regulations, within 10 minutes, he needs to keep the half bucket of water above his head from dripping.

Holding the helmet with one hand, he looked around for Li Fan. After opening the doors of each room, Wang Mu woke up suddenly.With his current situation, what if he finds Li Fan?Isn't this going to die?At this time, I should meet He Huan and the others first!
He said to the assistant beside him: "I think we have to meet Qu Ying and the others first. We shouldn't go to Li Fan in this state. Isn't this looking for trouble?"

The assistant in front of him just smiled, but there was a voice of approval behind him.

"Well, that makes sense!"

He turned his head abruptly, only to see two smiling cheeks facing him.

Wang Mu lowered his head subconsciously, "It's too late!"

Li Fan suddenly pointed to the ground, "Brother Mu, hey, the water has spilled."

"Small, you still want to lie to me?" Wang Mu quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and asked for support, "Come and save me, Li Fan and Gu Yating are here on the second floor -"

Before he finished speaking, there was a "hiss" sound, and Wang Mu was brutally killed.

Gu Yating waved the name tag in her hand, and ran away happily side by side with Li Fan.

Wang Mu is about to cry but has no tears, is it so easy?So simple?
The assistant was still on the sidelines and said in hindsight: "You can't ask for help in that situation just now, think about it, you hold the helmet with one hand and the walkie-talkie with the other, someone will definitely attack you..."

"Stop it, I think I'm so stupid today!"

The assistant smiled and said nothing, thinking that he was really stupid. He misunderstood Sun Yuan, which led to a series of fratricides, and now he died here meaninglessly. Are you stupid?
……

After seeing Wang Mu being escorted away by the men in black, Li Fan and Gu Yating hid in the corner of the stairs and secretly observed the situation on the second floor.Not long after, He Huan, Qu Ying, and Ding Jiang were seen closely surrounding each other, and they came out from the elevator not far away.

The three of them were quite vigilant, looking around from time to time.It is difficult to sneak attack.

Gu Yating frowned and said: "Li Fan, it's time to fight recklessly, we have to outsmart!"

"How to outsmart?"

"Let's find a place to hide, and when [Nuwa]'s card time is up, Qu Ying will be eliminated directly. As for how easy Ding Jiang is, then we will win!"

"..."

Gu Yating pulled Li Fan and said, "Come on, let's hide and seek on the first floor!"

"Are you addicted to going to the storage room?"

"Go!"

"Who said hiding is disgraceful, manly, shameful? Who said that I should go out and tear them apart?"

Gu Yating said eloquently: "You don't understand this. Although some words are true, but men can't say it by themselves, women have to say it for men."

"What kind of messy logic are you talking about? Wait a minute, let me think about it, let's..."

……

He Huan and the others searched the second floor, but they still couldn't find Li Fan and Gu Yating.Then the group continued to search upstairs. When they reached the corridor on the third floor, they saw Gu Yating lying on the door of a classroom. She looked out and returned to the classroom again.

"Hahaha, we have found them."

"Shh, approach quietly!"

"Don't let them escape this time."

The three of them walked lightly along the wall, and when they came outside the classroom, they peeked in through the glass window, only to see Gu Yating flipping through a few ability cards in his hand.

Hey, where's Li Fan?
When the three people were wondering, they saw a figure flashing from the stairs on the other side. After seeing everyone with that cheek, they were obviously shocked, and they turned around and fled quickly.

He Huan said: "Chase!"

Qu Ying said: "You stay and tear Gu Yating apart, we'll go after her!"

While He Huan was hesitating, Li Fan suddenly popped up from the corner of the stairs. He shouted to He Huan: "Sister Huan, I am really not an undercover agent!"

"Ah! I'm going to tear you apart with my own hands!" He Huan ran straight to Li Fan, and Gu Yating couldn't care less about her.

All three of them rushed towards Li Fan, but Ding Jiang suddenly stopped in the middle of the run.He thought: It's not good to tear up men by yourself, but you can tear up women by yourself.

Thinking of this, he quickly turned around and turned back.

At this time, Gu Yating had just walked out of the classroom door, and when she saw this, she said "Oh my god", she retreated directly into the classroom, and locked the door with a click.

Ding Jiang pushed the door open and said, "Sister Yating, you're boring, shall we single out?"

"Then you come in!"

"How do you lock the door and let me in?"

Gu Yating smiled, pointed to the window on the wall and said, "Isn't there a window? If you can come in, I will fight you one-on-one!"

After Ding Jiang looked at the window taller than himself, he was instantly desperate.

……

He Huan and Qu Ying tried their best to chase Li Fan all the way.Although Li Fan's figure was right in front of him, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't catch up.The two of them looked at the elegant back panting, feeling very frustrated inside.

They chased from the 3rd floor to the 7th floor, until the 7th floor, the two people who had been clinging to Li Fan still lost Li Fan.

The two sat on the ground panting heavily.

"Why do I feel that something is wrong?"

"I feel weird too."

"Did we fall into the trap?"

"Bad dish, turn the tiger away from the mountain!"

The two got up "swish" and went straight to the third floor.But when I first came to the third floor, I saw a chair under the window of the previous classroom. At this time, Ding Jiang was being pulled down from the chair by some men in black, and beside him stood a Tall and thin handsome guy, the handsome guy waved at them triumphantly with a name tag in his hand.

Qu Ying said: "Now the number of people is equal, don't run away, let's tear it apart!"

"Who are you arguing with? You are too rude and barbaric. Let's go!" Li Fan said and turned around to run away.

Qu Ying hurriedly said: "He Huan, Gu Yating is in your hands. If you tear her up, we will win. I will go after Li Fan."

He Huan reminded: "Tune the tiger away from the mountain!"

While chasing him, Qu Ying said, "Don't worry, I'll catch him even if I'm exhausted!"

He was too tired to die, but he really didn't catch Li Fan.

After going around a few times, Li Fan came to the lobby on the first floor. He walked up to the "Space-Time Shuttle", took out the 36 ability cards in his hand, and took out the Tang Dynasty women one by one:

Yang Yuhuan, Xue Tao, Yu Xuanji, Bu Feiyan, Jiang Niang, Guan Panpan, Cui Hui...

Li Fan put the stack of abilities together and inserted them into the card slot of the machine.

The staff on the other side check the ability card after receiving it. In less than 10 seconds, the staff checks and inserts the ability card from the other side of the machine again. "It popped out with a bang, this prop is quite delicately made.

wrong?

Traveling back to the Tang Dynasty, according to common sense, shouldn't the abilities of women in the Tang Dynasty be combined?

Holding the ability card in his hand, Li Fan began to think carefully in his heart, and classified the ability cards:

Four beauties: Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Yang Yuhuan;

Emperor's wives and concubines: Daji, Baosi, Mrs. Xi, Concubine Yu, Gillian, Ban Jieyu, Zhao Feiyan, Feng Xiaolian, Zhang Lihua;

Talented and beauties: Zhuo Wenjun, Lvzhu, Su Hui, Hong Funu, Xue Tao, Yu Xuanji, Bu Feiyan, Jiangniang;
Divas and courtesans: Su Xiaoxiao, Li Wa, Guan Panpan, Cui Hui, Cui Guiying, Li Shishi, Li Xiangjun, Dong Xiaowan;

Myths and legends: Nuwa, Chang'e, Zhinu, Nongyu, Meng Jiangnv, Zhu Yingtai, Xuannv;
Oh, I see, it should be one of these categories.

Li Fan thought of this, and was about to tidy up the ability cards in his hand, but when he just took out the ability cards, he suddenly felt a strange feeling behind him.When he suddenly turned his head, he saw that Qu Ying had already stretched out a hand towards his back.

Surprised and covered in cold sweat, Li Fan ran quickly, only a little distance away from being OUT.

"Stop, single out!"

"impossible!"

"You will run, you will run!"

"Yes, I will run!"

……

Li Fan had torn up with Qu Ying before, and he knew that the chances of winning were slim, so forget it, let's make use of strengths and avoid weaknesses.

After throwing Qu Ying away again, Li Fan observed secretly, it turned out that Qu Ying went to the first floor to sit and wait, and he probably knew that he couldn't tear up a woman.Li Fan smiled and came to the classroom on the third floor.

But in the classroom, the magnificent scene in front of me...

At this moment, the two women are entangled with each other, wrestling their wrists, pulling their collars, scratching their itch, pinching their thighs... Basically all kinds of tricks are used, and they are lying on the ground rolling around, and occasionally you have the upper hand Occasionally I fought back forcefully, not giving in to each other at all.

The two girls who were originally fine, now have messy hair and wrinkled clothes.

"what!"

"I'm going to tear you apart!"

"The little girl is quite energetic."

……

Li Fan laughed when he saw this, you two are too out of character, aren't you?
He walked up to the two of them, squatted leisurely aside, looked at them with his chin in his hands, and raised his fists to cheer them on, "Come on, come on!"

The two girls turned their heads together, gave him two pairs of big white eyes, and continued to tear at each other.

"Li Fan, come help!" Gu Yating said urgently.

Li Fan helped her tug at the T-shirt that had slipped to her ribs, and then said solemnly: "There are some things that a woman can't say by herself, and a man has to say it for a woman!"

"Get out of here!" Gu Yating kicked Li Fan away.

"Go ahead, I, like brother Ying, don't tear up women."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he placed the 36 ability cards on the table one by one and sorted them out.

Once you're done, let's try again.

Li Fan went downstairs and stepped out of the elevator. He cautiously approached the space-time shuttle, but just as he drew out a stack of ability cards, Qu Ying suddenly jumped out from the stab.

Seeing this, Li Fan ran away in a few strides, with the sound of the wind coming from his body, and with a "swoosh", he fled to the elevator door.

Qu Ying stopped suddenly and said: "Wait a minute, Xiao Fan, come and tear it up, don't run away."

Li Fan turned his head and said with a smile: "You don't have much time, only three or four minutes left, why should I fight with you? We are sure to win."

"Man, this way, let's tear it apart. Even if I win, my time is running out. The final victory or defeat has to be decided by He Huan and Yating themselves, and I won't move your ability cards." .Of course, if you win, you will naturally win. This is a duel between gentlemen."

Li Fan smiled and said: "Although it doesn't make sense to fight with you, I will satisfy you!"

At the last moment, Qu Ying really couldn't run anymore, and Li Fan couldn't run anymore either. The two stood against each other and began a life-and-death struggle.

In terms of strength and experience, Li Fan is naturally weaker than Qu Ying, but Li Fan also has his advantages, such as height and long arms.

He moved around Qu Ying lightly and attacked, absolutely not getting entangled with him.

Because the two of them rolled on the ground for a long time before, Li Fan suffered a lot. After learning from the previous experience, Li Fan only fought guerrilla warfare this time.

With light steps, nimble footsteps, a point-and-stop attack method, and a strategic policy of making use of strengths and avoiding weaknesses, Li Fan circled around Qu Ying again and again, and finally caught a good opportunity to attack.

When Qu Ying opened his mouth to speak, he suddenly kicked his feet up, flew over lightly, and rushed directly to Qu Ying. His slender arm passed over Qu Ying's broad shoulders, and his right hand successfully grabbed Qu Ying's name tag. A corner, quickly tore hard.

At the same time, Qu Ying, who reacted astutely, also grabbed Li Fan's name tag, but after hearing two "hiss" and "hiss" sounds, both name tags were torn off.

The two looked at the assistant beside them and asked:
"Who is faster?"

"Who tore it off first?"

The assistant said: "Li Fan!"

"Yeah!" Li Fan clenched his fist and said to Qu Ying, "I'm sorry, Brother Ying."

"Hey, you kid still know how to be embarrassed?"

Li Fan smiled sheepishly, and after watching Qu Ying being taken away by the man in black, he walked to the front of the "Space-Time Shuttle" and put the divided ability cards into the card slots one by one.

Four beauty categories: wrong.

Emperor's wives and concubines: wrong.

……

Myths and Legends: Correct!

The director said: "Congratulations, the space-time shuttle is activated, and the gate of time-space opens. This is Princess Gu's golden phoenix crown."

After Li Fan received the golden phoenix crown in his hand, he pointed to the prop beside him, "This is your activation code? What does this have to do with the princess of the Tang Dynasty?"

The director explained: "It has nothing to do with the princess of the Tang Dynasty, but it has something to do with traveling through time and space! Only mythical characters have the ability to change the world."

Li Fan smiled and said, "Okay, you guys won!"

"Please welcome the review princess!"

Li Fan only went upstairs, and when he walked back to the classroom, he saw two women collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.

"Aren't you playing with your life too much? Who won?" Li Fan asked.

Gu Yating waved the name tag in her hand to Li Fan, and said, "Ben Gong!!"

"Okay, Your Royal Highness, please stand up and return to Datang with the humble official!"

"I can't get up! I'm so exhausted! Little Plum, carry me back to the palace!"

what?
Li Fan was terrified for a while, this plot is obviously wrong, where is the agreed prime minister?
……

All the stars gathered in the hall on the first floor to go through the last procedure of recording.

When everyone saw Li Fan appear, He Huan, Qu Ying, Sun Yuan, and Wang Mu stepped forward and ravaged Li Fan.

"You have deceived us so hard!"

"Won't your conscience hurt, huh? Thanks to me trusting you so much!"

"Come on, the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty!"

……

After the quarrel, Sun Yuan asked: "When the game started, why did you say that you lied to Gu Yating and that you took the opportunity to break into the enemy's interior?"

Li Fan explained: "Because after the game of bouncing into the water, I felt that Brother Mu looked at me strangely, and he also had an expression of 'you are a traitor'. , He noticed something abnormal."

"Oh!"

Qu Ying said: "In that classroom, why did you sneak attack Chen Fang and Qian Feng?"

Li Fan said with a smile: "At that time, I just wanted to make a joke with them. Who knew that Brother Ying happened to come in, so I took the opportunity to make a scene."

"Stinky boy! I have believed in you since then! Also, are your geography scores really that bad?"

Li Fan said with a smile: "It used to be really bad, but now it's good. Yesterday I showed you the photos on my mobile phone. The grades in the photos are from my next semester of high school. After a year of hard work, my current geography grades It's okay."

……

After Li Fan explained everything, everyone finally understood that this guy was definitely the best candidate for a spy.

"I have another question," He Huan turned to Wang Mu and said, "Do you really have a 'funnel spirit'?"

"What mess? What 'funnel spirit'? What about 'chopstick spirit'!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "That's just my nonsense."

After He Huan heard the words, he really wanted to strangle this handsome guy in front of him to death.But Gu Yating smiled slightly, and said in her heart: Li Da is fooling you!
Sun Yuan asked the program group curiously: "But the undercover prompt words: food, soft cream, kitchen utensils, what does this have to do with Li Fan? I can't contact him at all."

The director said: "These three hints refer to Li Fan's younger sister."

"What do you mean?"

The director laughed and said, "Li Fan's younger sister is Li Shu, nicknamed Jelly. Jelly is food, soft and slippery."

"Oh!"

"It turned out to be like this."

"How about kitchen utensils?"

The director pointed to the flat-screen TV and said, "Please watch the video below."

On the flat-screen TV, a tidbit from the finals of last year's "Hua Guo Idiom Conference" was played.

In the screen: During the recording break of the program, Li Fan stood in the auditorium, teasing his crying sister in his arms, and said, "Fly!"

Little Jelly laughed out of tears, and after a series of laughter like silver bells, she suddenly choked out an incoherent word: "Wok, wok, wok."

(End of this chapter)