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Chapter 188 Let's Run, Brother
The next day, 4 in the morning.

Everyone was woken up early by the program crew, and wandered into the makeup artist's room in a daze.Another regular guest of the show, Ding Jiang, also hurried over later, and with him is the guest of this episode, Wang Mu.

Ding Jiang is called "Hide and Seek". If he hides, it will be basically useless even if you dig three feet, unless a female guest shouts outside: "Ding Jiang, I want to challenge you! "

There is no need to mention Wang Mu, who is a popular niche.

After everyone finished their makeup, some staff began to assign VJs (following photographers) to Li Fan, Gu Yating and Wang Mu.

These three are all friendly people with great looks and easy-going temperament. In fact, photographers are willing to be with anyone, but... this link is obviously that Gu Yating is more popular with photographers.

These three old men were vying to follow and take pictures of Gu Yating, with long Korean accents all over their mouths, such as eh, yo, etc., because they were Korean cameramen.

Seeing this, Li Fan smiled at Gu Yating beside him, "Look, these big brothers like you so much."

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows and said, "Xiao Mian, have you fallen out of favor?"

As soon as the words fell, the producer Chang Lei led the three girls over and said, "You three choose your own guests."

"Let's talk to Li Fan."

"Farewell, my surname is Li, we are a family."

Seeing this, the third girl said, "Actually, my grandfather's surname is also Li."

……

At 4:[-], everyone drove to a nearby park to record the opening show.

The director held the trumpet: "Three two one, start."

Qu Ying walked out from behind the rockery. He was dressed in Hanfu and had a tuft of beard stuck on him. He waved a fan while walking and said, "The great river goes eastward, the waves wash away, a man of the ages, I, Qu Zhuge—"

The director said: "The clothes are not from Zhuge Liang's era, so you can play Tang Yin!"

"Tang people?"

"It's Tang Bohu!"

Qu Ying waved her hand awkwardly, "Then do it all over again."

The second guest was Ding Jiang. He carried a hoe and said as he walked: "

The bird loves the old forest, the pond fish thinks about the old forest.

Opening up the wasteland and the southern wilderness, keep the humble and return to the garden. "

Qu Ying said: "What are you?"

Ding Jiang said: "I am Ding Yuanming!"

"Brother Yuanming, hello!"

"Hello White Tiger!"

Qu Ying: "..."

……

After the first 6 regular male guests appeared on stage, the stars gathered together and started teasing each other.

At this time, the director said: "The following is our guest for today."

Stars:

"Who is today's guest?"

"Really been waiting!"

"Look, wow, Li Fan!"

After the words fell, Li Fan walked over gracefully in a Tang suit, holding a sword in his hand, drew his sword and recited a poem: "

Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu Goushuang Xueming.

The silver saddle illuminates the white horse, rustling like a meteor.

Kill ten people in ten steps, and stay in a thousand miles.

Hello.

Hello everyone, I am Li Bai! "

Everyone seemed to be meeting for the first time, everyone was surprised.

Qu Ying was surprised and said: "Ah, I really didn't expect this, I didn't expect it at all," he said to the camera, "There may be people in the audience who don't know this brother, let me introduce—"

"Old man, forget it, who in the whole country doesn't know?"

"Double champion of the Poetry Contest and Idiom Contest, Niwei's world record holder!"

Qu Ying smiled and said, "Okay! If I didn't say it, welcome Li Fan to our show."

After the last male guest, Wang Mu, appeared on stage, He Huan happily appeared in front of everyone dressed as a princess, and everyone stepped forward to "beg for orders" to do their best for the princess.

At this time, the director said: "Today's theme is Princess Defense, and we have another princess coming up, everyone applauds."

Chen Fangdao: "No matter who comes today, I swear allegiance to Her Royal Highness to the death."

He Huan said: "Good job, I will reward you with a thousand taels of gold!"

Qu Ying said: "I would like Princess He to bow her head and obey orders!"

He Huan said: "Good job, reward a thousand acres of fertile land!"

Ding Jiang said: "I would like to... wow!"

The extremely exaggerated expressions of all the male stars sent bursts of praise to Gu Yating, who walked slowly in lotus steps.

As soon as Gu Yating, who was dressed in a fancy dress, came into the crowd, she was completely surrounded by all the male stars. He Huan, who had been "snubbed", said melancholy: "My dears! My dears!"

Qu Ying began to introduce Gu Yating's various honors, such as youth honorary ambassadors, which directly stunned Li Fan. It turned out that Gu Yating had quite a few titles.

The director saw that the conversation was almost finished, so he said: "Today we will divide into teams for this theme, and divide into two teams for the two princesses. Please ask the two princesses to stand in front, and the male guests choose their favorite princesses, and start."

This link is a fixed routine, the two princesses stand forward, and naturally there is no one behind He Huan.When choosing again, the two guessed Ding Ke's choice.

In the end, all the members of the two teams were released:
Gu Yating Group: Chen Fang, Zheng Yuan, Ding Jiang, Qian Feng;
He Huan Group: Li Fan, Qu Ying, Sun Yun, Wang Mu;
Qu Ying suggested: "Brothers and sisters, let's repeat the slogan, one, two, three!"

The stars raised their feet and took a step forward, raised their arms, and said in unison:
"Run, brother!"

Drive, one large SUV per team, to the first recording location.

In the car, when everyone was chatting, Qu Ying suddenly turned to Li Fan and asked with a straight face, "Xiao Fan, are you a traitor?"

Li Fan was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What mole? How could the show crew make the guest a mole? Our guests don't know how to play and have no experience, so the show crew can't do that!"

Qu Ying said: "No, there have been cases where a guest was a mole before."

Li Fan countered: "Brother Ying, I still think you are a traitor? Usually it's a thief shouting, catch the thief!"

Sun Yun also said: "That's right, Brother Ying is obviously in a slightly poor mental state today."

"I also think brother Ying is weird."

……

Discussed who is the traitor all the way, the result is pure nonsense, everyone analyzed blindly, the next link is to find the traitor.

Everyone came to an indoor swimming pool, and after seeing the bouncing chair device, they all showed "collapse" in an instant.

"Wow, it's this again!"

"I'm not afraid of the shiatsu board, but this!"

"Oh my god!"

……

But are you afraid of Li Fan any more?Li Fan fainted immediately after seeing the bounce chair, he is a famous landlubber.

It's over, it's over, it's over!

Li Fan quickly asked the director, "Can I add a swimming ring?"

All the stars turned their heads and were shocked, Li Fan was the only one who couldn't swim among these people.

The director comforted: "It's okay, there are staff in the pool, the water is not deep, there is no problem at all."

"Are you sure? I'm afraid of water!"

"It's all right!"

In this session, all 10 people sit on the bouncing chair device, and the two teams ask each other questions.

The two parties ask each other questions, and the questioner can designate the other team member to answer. If the other party cannot answer, the other party will be bounced into the swimming pool behind him by the bounce chair, and the winner will get 1 point.On the contrary, if you fall into the water yourself, the opponent will add 1 point.There is no point deduction.

In this link, the winner gets clearer clues, and the loser gets vaguer clues.

After the stars changed their clothes, they took their seats with their backs to the swimming pool. Everyone was not nervous because they all had experience and knew how to swim.

Li Fan glanced down at his feet, suddenly trembling and extremely nervous.If you don't hang the swimming ring, you are killing your buddies!
He Huan beside him smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, it's not that scary."

Isn't it scary, because you all know how to swim, even if you are not good enough, you can dog-plan, right?
The director gave an order and the game began.

Ding Jiang pointed to Li Fan and said, "I want to challenge Li Fan, the double champion. May I ask: What is the name of Confucius' grandson?"

The stars laughed. This question was, well, it was about literature and history, and there was nothing wrong with it. However, among the stars, I had never heard of who the grandson of Confucius was.

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, thinking you should fly away, he said: "Confucius's grandson is called Kong Ji!"

All the stars said one after another:
"I haven't heard of it!"

"I thought Confucius had no descendants."

"Of course there are descendants. Don't we still have descendants of Confucius? But we don't know anyone else except Confucius."

……

Li Fan had no choice but to explain: "Confucius' son is called Kong Li. Kong Li didn't make much achievements in his life, but he gave birth to a good son—Kong Ji. Kong Ji wrote many articles such as "The Doctrine of the Mean" and cultivated other A sage - Mencius.

Although Kong Li is mediocre, he has a famous saying. He said to Confucius: Your son is not as good as mine.He said to Kong Ji, "Your father is not as good as mine." "

Oh!
Everyone nodded.

Ding Jiang was stunned, and said to the staff: "Is he right? I just asked casually just now."

After checking the webpage, the staff said to Ding Jiang, "Please sit down."

Hearing this, Ding Jiang thought it was over, so he sat down quickly and pinched his big nose.

The bouncing chair started, and then, with a "whoosh", pop!Dingjiang fell into the water, splashing everywhere.

When Ding Jiang swam to the edge of the pool, Li Fan had already held a bath towel in his hand. As soon as he landed, Li Fan put the bath towel on Ding Jiang's body.

Ding Jiang slapped his thigh and regretted, "I would have asked Confucius' great-grandson if I knew about it."

Li Fan said: "Great-grandson Kong Bai!"

Ding Jiang was stunned, and blurted out: "Great-great-grandson?"

Li Fan laughed and said, "Kong Qiu!"

All the stars were stunned.

Ding Jiang: "The sixth generation grandson?"

Li Fan: "Kong Ji!"

Ding Jiang looked at Li Fan like a monster, and said: "You have never heard of them, how did you pay attention to them, they are not well-known."

Li Fan said with a smile: "But Confucius is famous. To study Confucius, it is natural to study his family tree."

The corner of Ding Jiang's mouth trembled slightly, and then he walked straight to the edge of the swimming pool and said as he walked, "I think the water is still suitable for me."

……

Next, various topics were flying all over the sky.

Wang Mu: "But let the flying generals of Longcheng stay, and don't teach Huma to go to Yinshan Mountain. Who wrote it? Please Chen Fang answer!"

Chen Fang: "I don't know!"

Whoosh!Crack... fall into the water.

next round.

Chen Fang: "Continue to the next question, why did Wang Changling write this poem? Please answer Wang Mu!"

Wang Mu: "Huh?"

Whoosh!Crack...Wang Mu went into the water.

……

Sun Yuan said: "Please name 10 ancient talented women, Gu Yating replied."

Gu Yating: "Li Qingzhao, Cai Wenji, Ban Zhao, Shangguan Wan'er, Su Hui, Xue Tao, Yu Xuanji, Zhuo Wenjun, Zhu Shuzhen, Xie Daoyun."

Sun Yuan fell into the water successfully.

Zheng Yuan said: "Please name the husbands of the first ten talented women. Sun Yuan answered!"

"what?"

……

Li Fan laughed while handing everyone the towel, these guys are so funny!
The score between the two teams has never been separated. The reason is very simple. Li Fan and Gu Yating are two strong points. After everyone knows that they are good, they rarely ask questions about them. People find fault, and others are basically on the same level.So the score can't be opened.

The only way the score will be pulled is if someone has an Achilles' heel and basically doesn't understand something, so the next scene comes.

Qian Feng said: "East longitude 121°.4′, north latitude 31°.2′, which city is it? Qu Ying please answer."

Qu Ying was stunned: "Huh? I'm not good at geography!"

Whoosh!Crack... Qu Ying entered the water.

Qian Feng proudly said: "Shang Hai, where we recorded today."

Li Fan suddenly realized, and nodded: "So it's Shang Hai!"

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of all the stars gathered at Li Fan, as if they had discovered a weakness of Li Fan.

At this time, Gu Yating said excitedly: "By the way, I remembered, Li Fan's geography is not good!"

All the stars suddenly realized, it's all right, I finally found your weakness, Li Fan.

Then, a series of questions came to Li Fan one after another:
"What is the name of the northernmost county in Huaguo?"

"What are the four major plateaus, the four major basins, and the three major plains of Huaguo?"

"What are the three major caves in Huaguo?"

……

Then Li Fan fell into the water in various forms and postures, screaming again and again, and drank a full amount of water!Drinking and drinking, I seem to be able to swim, and even kicking my legs and pulling my arms, I can also swim a little bit, is it a surprise?
Trembling ashore, Li Fan took He Huan's towel again and wiped his wet hair.With a glance in his eyes, he happened to see Gu Yating looking at him coldly.

Seeing Li Fan's gaze, Gu Yating pouted and turned her head away from him.

This round of the game is over. Because of Li Fan's huge flaw in geographical knowledge, He Huan's team lost 20:26.

Everyone was joking while wiping their clothes with towels.

"Let's see who hasn't fallen into the water yet!"

"Don't you have a little bit of that number in your heart that didn't fall into the water? Why don't you take the initiative?"

"Should we do it ourselves?"

……

As a result, those stars who didn't even have any water marks on their bodies suffered. They were either "forced" to jump into the swimming pool or were pushed down. But when it came to Gu Yating, everyone couldn't help it. After all, they are so cute Beautiful girl.

Qu Ying suddenly said: "Li Fan, I leave it to you!"

Li Fan was sneezing aside, he was taken aback and said, "What?"

Sun Yuan said: "Push this girl down!"

Wang Mu smiled and said, "Yo, if you don't want to do it, are you a traitor?"

"Who is the traitor and who is the traitor? I have wanted to deal with her a long time ago." After Li Fan finished speaking, he turned to Gu Yating and approached her step by step, "Even if I am a little behind in terms of geography, don't let me cause trouble alone! Gu Yating , now you are finished."

"Don't come here, don't come here! Li Fan, I was wrong, it's okay if I'm wrong!" Gu Yating stepped back step by step.

Everyone is responsible for watching jokes.

Li Fan approached step by step, and Gu Yating also leaned further and further back. When she saw Li Fan turning his head and joking with others, she turned around and ran away. Let it go, and then I saw Gu Yating turned over in the water and swam away happily.

Li Fan turned around and said, "Who else is not in the water?"

Qu Ying said: "He Huan, where are you running!"

Then He Huan, the princess, was unfortunately thrown into the water by a group of male compatriots.

Li Fan was standing by the water with his arms around his shoulders watching the fun, when suddenly, Gu Yating, who had swam around in the water, appeared and whispered, "Li Fan, are you my undercover agent?"

Li Fan smiled brightly and nodded.

Gu Yating quietly made an "OK" gesture, and the next moment, she suddenly hugged Li Fan's legs and pulled hard, bang... Li Fan fell into the water.

"Let you cheat on this girl!"

"I can't swim! Hey, I seem to be able to!"

The stars on the shore watched Li Fan's posture of digging in the water, and laughed happily.

After changing into dry clothes, everyone rushed to the next recording location by car.

Qu Ying was very suspicious of Li Fan. He said, "Xiao Fan, no matter how poor your geography grades are, you don't know where the three major plains are? You are a cultural idol!"

Li Fan clapped his legs and said, "Brother, I'm not omnipotent. I can do poetry and poetry, and I can also do ancient and modern Chinese and foreign history, but I'm really weak in Huaguo geography."

Sun Yuan looked at Li Fan in disbelief and said, "Are you really not an undercover agent?"

Li Fan vowed, "Of course I am not. You don't think I lost to them on purpose, do you? into the enemy.

At the end of the game, I told Gu Yating that I belonged to her, and she firmly believed in it. Next, it's time for us to abuse her.Hey, it's over, we have an undercover agent here, and if I say this, the undercover agent will definitely betray me. "

Wang Mu said: "Oh, no wonder I saw you flirting with Gu Yating after the game. If you hadn't told me, I would have treated you as an undercover agent."

Qu Ying laughed and said, "Even before the match, he flirted with Gu Yating."

Li Fan pursed his lips: "Let's find out the undercover first."

Everyone started to stare blankly at the only clue, which was: food.

But the food is basically inseparable from everyone here. There are two celebrities who have opened a hot pot restaurant and a small noodle restaurant respectively. Someone has made a movie about a chef...

Who is it?

(End of this chapter)