The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 186 Funny Little Feet
Sometimes, you can't roll if you want to, such as now.

Most of the students who were playing games over there gathered around, and they were all very excited.

"Let's continue talking about ancient culture!"

"Explore the past to discuss the present, the purpose of "Boya Cup", let's continue to chat."

Li Fan spread his shoulders and smiled at Gu Yating, "Look, public opinion!"

Gu Yating said with disgust: "You are called a foot fetish! You are a foot control!!"

Li Fan chuckled, "Although I'm not in love, so what if it's really foot control? Even the great poet Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty wrote: 'The feet on the clogs are like frost, and the socks on the bustard's head are not on', just look at it." , even the great poets of the Tang Dynasty.”

A classmate said: "The translation is: ah, the beauty's white, tender and transparent feet are so beautiful!"

Everyone applauded and laughed, and other visitors in the park gradually gathered, obviously attracted.

Seeing Gu Yating's cute pouting face, Li Fan suddenly wanted to appreciate it for a while, so he said with a smile: "I'll give you some more great poets!
In Merry Du Mu's "Song of Socks", there is this sentence: The tin ruler is cut by four points, and the slender jade shoots are wrapped in light clouds.

Tang Hanxie's "Clogs" says: Six-inch skin is round and smooth, and Bailuo embroidered with red tori.

......"

Well, all the leaders of the Huaguo liberal arts students are delving into the three-inch golden lotus at this time, and the onlookers are both knowledgeable and dumbfounded. Baby?
Li Fan turned to Gu Yating sideways, raised the tip of his left eye, and said, "How is it? I'm well motivated by the atmosphere?"

Gu Yating bit her lips slightly, and just wanted to "hum", but suddenly laughed as if she had discovered a new world, and finally she was able to take revenge, she said excitedly: "Hey, Li Fan, you sometimes squint your eyes! What a flaw! Brother, no, you, where are you with the 360° handsomeness that you promised?"

Hearing this, Li Fan tried his best to squeeze out a sideways glance and said, "So what? Even Tao Yuanming has sideways glances. I occasionally show it inadvertently. It's a tribute to my idol!"

Everyone was puzzled:

"I haven't seen any relevant information saying that Tao Yuanming has squinting eyes, right?"

"Yes, I also like Tao Yuanming. I have studied it very deeply, and there is no such thing in wild history!"

"You guys just stop and stay, and listen to Shuai Li to spread the knowledge for us!"

……

Everyone became curious and fixed their eyes on Li Fan.

At this time, I saw Li Fan talking nonsense in a serious manner: "Tao Yuanming's phrase 'picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, and seeing Nanshan leisurely', everyone think carefully, picking chrysanthemums in the east can see Nanshan, what is it? ! "

Everyone fainted, they just liked the way you talked nonsense but still made sense!
Gu Yating pursed her lips and said contemptuously, "Nonsense again!"

Li Fan shook his head: "I'm not talking nonsense. The inference that Tao Yuanming rolled his eyes was not based on my research, but from the research of a great scholar in ancient times."

Everyone was curious: "Which Grand Bachelor?"

"Speaking of this person, we all must know that he is Liu Yong, a famous official during the Qianlong period!"

"Liu Yong? Is that the hunchback?"

"Exactly!" Li Fan paused and told everyone a story:

"It is said that because of Liu Yong, who can write and draw, he is knowledgeable. He always sits on the table to read and write for a long time, hey, he is a bit of a snake waist. One day, he went to the palace to meet the emperor, and he knelt in front of the ranking stage. Qianlong took a look. , casually said:
'Liu Yong, when you kneel like this, don't you become a hunchback? '

When Liu Yong heard this, he quickly kowtowed: "Thank you Lord for your kindness." '

The emperor was stunned: 'Huh?What are you grateful for? '

'Thank you, Long Live, for calling me Luo Guoer. '

Qianlong was delighted and said, "Hey, what's the use of sealing you a Luo Guo'er?" '

'It's useful. I can receive an extra salary of 2 taels of silver every year. '

There was a rule in the Qing Dynasty that if the emperor personally sealed a word, he would receive an extra 1 taels of silver every year.Take the Queen Mother of the West during the Guangxu period. She had to receive 16 taels of "rouge silver" every year because she was granted the titles of "Ci, Xi, Duan, You, Kang, Yi, Zhao, Yu, Zhuang..." 'Sixteen words.

Today, Liu Yong thanked him and said that the emperor named him a "trunk", and he could receive an extra 2 taels of silver every year.When Qianlong heard it, oh, that's what happened.Xin said: I have money, but I can't spend it like this, can I?The emperor wanted to argue with him: "Liu Yong, Lian did not call you Luo Guoer."Me, just like this, just kidding. '

Liu Yong said: "Long live you, Jun Wuxi, what you said must not be counted. If this sentence is not counted, everything you say in the future will not be counted!" '

The emperor hurriedly said: 'Forget it, forget it! '
You think, if the emperor's words don't count, wouldn't that be the opposite?Forget it, it costs an extra 2 taels of silver every year.

Qianlong thought about it, I really couldn't talk to him casually, so he said "Luo Guoer" and asked him to ask for the seal. I lost my 2 taels of silver.You can't spend this money like this!Well, let’s do it this way.

Qianlong said: "Liu Yong, according to the ancestral system of the Qing Dynasty, people with incomplete six roots and ugly appearance cannot be officials."Since you are called 'Hunchback', since Luo Guo'er is a disabled person, I will no longer be able to use Aiqing, so you resign and go back to your hometown. '

That means, go home and pick up the baby, I don't need you anymore.The official is gone, and the word Luoguo has been cancelled.Hey, I also saved twenty thousand silver.

Think about how smart Liu Yong is, and you will understand as soon as you hear it, oh, you are trying to change your ways without spending money, so how can you do it?Liu Yong said: "Long live, Luo Guo'er is not a disabled person!" '
Qianlong said: "Even if a person is not a disabled person, he is still ugly. From ancient times to the present, how can there be an ugly person who is a high official in the court?" '
Liu Yong said: 'Well, hey, yes.In the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, Pang Tong and Pang Shiyuan had a black face and short beard, bald eyebrows and raised nose, so he was ugly, right?Can be an official to Zhonglang General, Deputy Military Advisor, and Fengguan Neihou.Ugly but talented, you can't prevent him from becoming a prince and worshiping his prime minister! '
Qianlong said in his heart: Hey, he really found such a person, Pang Tong looked miserable enough.Later, he really became a high official.

'Liu Yong, Pang Tongguang is handsome.Commanding the troops and deploying the formation, won the Liutao.But no literary talent.Look at Zhuge Liang, who has been handed down to the world as "before and after being a teacher".When did you see Pang Tong's poems and articles?Incomplete talents like this are not worth mentioning. '
Oh, Pang Tong was handsome but not literary.Well, Liu Yong rolled his eyes and said: "Long live, Tao Qian Tao Yuanming of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, known as Mr. Wuliu."He is the author of "Gui Qu Lai Ci" and "The Story of Peach Blossom Spring". He served in the army and served as a county magistrate.Are you versatile enough? '
Qianlong said: 'Not bad. '

Liu Yong said: "Long live, Tao Yuanming has squinted eyes." '

ah?Is Tao Yuanming cross-eyed?The emperor was stunned and made Liu Yong angry: "Liu Yong, when did Tao Yuanming become cross-eyed again?" '
'Hooray, he was born with cross-eyed eyes. '
'Um?Who said that? '

'He said it himself! '

'Liu Yong, Tao Yuanming said that he has slanted eyes, what proof is there? '

'Long live, Tao Yuanming has a poem called "Song of Chrysanthemums", do you remember it? '

Qianlong said: "Of course I know it well, and I often chant it, "Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, and seeing Nanshan leisurely."

Liu Yong said: "Hey, yes, these two sentences are enough to prove that he is squinting." '

'why? '

'Long live you think, he is picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and leisurely seeing Nanshan.If you pick chrysanthemums in the east, you can see the mountains in the south. Isn’t this a squinting look? '

Everyone laughed loudly: "Li Fan, where did you hear this story?"

Li Fan smiled and said nothing. In fact, the story just now came from the joke "Official Fighting" by Liu Baorui, the former cross talk king. Because Li Fan has the ability of photographic memory, the whole joke has already been printed in his mind. He just recited the joke just now. Just read it once.But how can these be said?I saw him waving his hand: "I'll tell you about this later, I have something to do with Tie Lian, let's go Tie Lian."

Gu Yating stared at him, stared at him, and stared at him again!But he still followed him out of the crowd, and quietly raised his hand behind him as if to beat him.

The reason why Li Fan went out for a while today is because the variety show actress He Huan asked him out, the once unknown graphic model who became popular all over the country with "Speed ​​Star".

The two had met before. When they were taking promotional photos in Mr. Chen's studio, they had exchanges and had a good impression of each other.

In this meeting, He Huan still remained true to his former self, fully demonstrating the domineering power of the wealthy He, with watches from Patek Philippe, necklaces from the haute couture brand Lani, and LV global limited edition bags...so rich!
When Li Fan was chatting with her, he glanced at the Patek Philippe watch, thinking how many snacks this could buy for my sister, it piled up like a mountain, and my sister couldn't finish it until her hair was gray.

Li Fan asked in a roundabout way: "Sister Huan, how many endorsements have you received in the past two years?"

"Let me think about it!" He Huan counted for a moment, counting with his fingers, "10, uh, no, 11!"

"So much?" Li Fan began to calculate her approximate income, thinking that once she gets angry, how will this young lady live with such a big spendthrift?
"It's not much. I want to take on a few more. To make money, I've also taken on 4 movies and 3 TV series!"

Li Fan liked to be outspoken in front of people he felt good about. He felt that He Huan did not look like the kind of narrow-minded person, so he said: "It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality!"

He Huan said helplessly: "I know that too, but do you know the feeling of getting rich? The feeling of swiping the card is so refreshing! Every time I swipe the card, I have one sentence in my heart: I am finally fucking rich! "

He Huan's meeting with Li Fan this time is not to reminisce about the past, and the two have no old friendship. The reason is that "Speed ​​​​Star" will record a program on the subject of academic masters, and they will invite several super academic masters.

Naturally, Li Fan is indispensable for recording this kind of program, and not only Li Fan, because the program crew watched the "Hua Guo Idiom Conference" last Saturday, and saw the link where Li Fan and Gu Yating combined to record the record, they naturally moved. People please enter the show's mind.

As long as this appearance fits into a variety show, netizens should stop doing other things, and take screenshots while watching the show!
He Huan came to the capital to buy a house this time, so he contacted him first for the program team and asked him to help contact Gu Yating.

It's not a big problem for Li Fan. The key is whether Gu Yating is interested.

The willows are shaded and the lotus is in full bloom. Li Fan sat by the river and asked, "Will you participate?"

"Come on, how are you preparing for "The Strongest Brain"?"

"It's a complete mess. I contacted the program team and they are also imagining a new challenge project. Come to the scene and cheer me on!"

"Let's talk about it!" After Gu Yating secretly smiled mischievously, she glanced at her white and tender feet again, her ten exquisite toes curled up, and asked, "Li Fan, are my feet really big?"

"I'm just teasing you, Tie Lian!"

Gu Yating finally accepted the invitation letter from "Speed ​​Star" because she later received a call from the program team.The program team said that this was a show about abuse and abuse, and Gu Yating immediately agreed after hearing this.After she put down the phone, she flexed her slender fingers, stretched out a lot, and thought to herself: My little boy, I'll make you arrogant!
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Time flies, days are fleeting, and soon, there is only one week left until September 9st, and the first half of the training for the "Boya Cup" is about to end, and a new round of screening exams is coming soon.

In the dormitory, in front of a few big tables, the atmosphere of learning is extremely strong. Everyone is holding books, sharpening their kitchen knives wholeheartedly.

Li Fan was very relaxed, because he hid the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his arms, and with a swing of the big knife, a lot of people were killed and injured!He came to the Boya Cup to learn from the bottom of the box of the professors, those insights and insights after years of honing, and what Li Fan needs is this.

People of different ages and experiences have different understandings of the same poem or argument. Li Fan is not yet [-] or [-] years old, so some things need to be narrated by those who have experienced it.

Therefore, in addition to normal classes, Li Fan spent most of his time on visiting trips, and basically showed up at a certain professor's house with fruits every day.

When those professors faced Li Fan's thirsty eyes, they were also thinking about a question: What else does the child in front of him not know?Sometimes I have to turn around and ask others.

During this period of time, Li Fan's fame and popularity have been online and soaring!
The ratings of the semi-finals of "Chinese Poetry Conference" broke a new high, reaching a ratings of 2.7, and the number of clicks on a single episode of the Internet reached more than 4000 million after a week of accumulation.

The netizens clearly knew the final result of the recording, but they still contributed to the ratings and clicks without changing their original intentions. There is no other reason, just look at Li Fan!See how Li Fan abuses people.

Especially in the session of "Flying Flower Order", netizens ridiculed: Li Fan has opened up the era of artificial intelligence for mankind.

How did Li Fan do it?Have you read too much?The scariest thing is being able to do it with ease!
When other people play "Flying Flower Order", everyone can see the expression of being stretched, frowning, thinking hard, etc., but Li Fan plays "Flying Flower Order", just like reporting the numbers in order. The hanging and beating session of the bully.

As for the finals of the poetry conference, the ratings successfully exceeded 3!The number of online clicks reached more than 5000 million within a week.Finally, the poetry conference came to a beautiful ending amidst all the stumblings.There are 11 episodes in the entire program. Although it is not as praised as last year's Idiom Conference from beginning to end, it is not bad.

This morning, Yuan Yuan called and informed Li Fan to attend the celebration banquet held by the column team, but Li Fan really didn't have time, let's do the math, "Quick Star" will be recorded in the next two days, and then there will be the Boya Cup screening exam , After that, "The Most Powerful Brain" will start recording again, how can Li Fan have time to go to Liaodong to accompany you for dinner?

This is not realistic!

Yuan Yuan: "Li Fan, you must attend this celebration banquet!"

Li Fan: "I really can't come, I'm busy!"

"Half of this celebration banquet is to thank you and Liu Shishi. How can you not attend?"

"Then I have to apologize, Sister Yuan, I really don't have time."

"But the wholehearted efforts of the program group and the station are in vain."

"Intention? What intention?"

"Like the lifelong free education provided by the program sponsor Yousheng Education for Little Jelly, and the National Day Golden Week family travel package provided by the program team..."

"Oh, I'm really busy. Let me think about it...hey, if I squeeze in a little bit, I'll still have some time!"

After Li Fan put down Yuan Yuan's phone, an unknown number came through. After he answered the call, the other party said: "Hello, Xiaofan, I'm Qu Ying!"

I'll go, old curmudgeon!
The captain of "Rapid Star" personally called Li Fan, which surprised Li Fan. He was very friendly. He mainly meant to have fun and not be restrained when he came to the show in a few days. Then he said Qu Ying The ultimate goal was to ask Li Fan if he could help bring some authentic roast ducks from Beijing.

After the chat, the person on the phone said: "Good brother, thank you for bringing me the roast duck. Come on, let's go through the slogan again, we-are... You should say it again, we-are..."

Li Fan said helplessly: "I'm tired of logging!"

(End of this chapter)