The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 185 Three Inch Golden Lotus
At the gate of No. 19 Middle School, a huge inflatable arch was pulled up today. On the campus, colorful flags fluttered and people's voices boiled.

In the campus, students wearing camouflage uniforms can be seen wandering around, curiously looking at this place where they will study and live for the next three years. Everyone is in groups, discussing:

"Have you heard? Li Fan is going to give us a speech tonight."

"That's my male god!"

"When I signed up, among the schools in the same batch as No. 19 Middle School, I didn't hesitate at all and chose No. 19 Middle School directly."

"Tch, it's as if we hesitated!"

……

Among the schools in the same class as No. 19 Middle School, only No. 19 Middle School is chosen. This is understandable. After all, in Chuncheng City, No. 19 Middle School's reputation in general high schools was suddenly brought up by Li Fan's popularity, which led to an interesting phenomenon. , Nearly half of the students who failed to pass the first batch of key high schools applied to No. 19 Middle School, which directly raised the admission score of No. 19 Middle School by a large margin, far higher than other general high schools, and approached key high schools.

The school leaders are so happy that they can't find the north these days. The overall level of the freshmen this year is very good. Although it can't be compared with the key middle schools, at least we are the best in ordinary high schools.

The bulletin board on the campus was crowded with people, including freshmen and parents of students. Li Fan's column in the student demeanor column attracted everyone's attention. Anyone who came here would basically stop and watch.

The column gave a full introduction to Li Fan's activities in the past year, from the Idiom Conference to the Poetry Conference, from the soaring grades to participating in the Boya Cup, from caring for his classmates and being enthusiastic about others to complaining about the smog situation in "Starry Sky Speech", No matter how big or small, as long as it is a publicity point, the school will basically not miss it. Li Fan has become a publicity card of the school.

Today is the last day for freshmen to register, and the whole campus is full of joy.

At dusk, Father Li drove Li Fan into the campus in a small car. As soon as Li Fan opened the car door and walked outside, a group of camouflage uniforms immediately surrounded him.

"Hello, Senior Li Fan!"

"Senior Li Fan, you are so handsome!"

"I finally saw the real person!"

……

Dad Li was in the car, and when he saw this, he narrowed his eyes and smiled proudly. He felt that at this time, it was time for his magical father, who created the genius with his own hands, to appear.

Pushing open the car door, Father Li looked at the group of children with a smile, waved to them, and then a group of female classmates who couldn't make it together surrounded him.

"Hello, uncle!"

"Uncle, you have worked hard!"

Hard?Does this mean to thank Dad Li for training a handsome national boy for the girls?
Father Li looked at the daughters-in-law in front of him and said, "Serve the people!"

After chatting with the children in front of him, Father Li said to Li Fan, "Xiao Fan, take care of your juniors, I'm going first!"

"Goodbye uncle!"

"Uncle, drive slowly."

Of course, Dad Li had to drive slowly, for fear of bumping into one.

……

The entrance ceremony for freshmen started at 6:[-] p.m. After the school leaders delivered "important speeches" one by one, the host said, "Next, we invite outstanding student representatives. Li Fan came to the stage to deliver the "Address to Freshmen". Everyone applauds and welcomes."

Li Fan took off his shirt and was about to step onto the stage from the backstage when someone beside him said, "Senior Li Fan, wait a moment."

"Oh?" After Li Fan turned around, he saw a girl taking out a piece of paper towel and gently wiped his forehead, brushing away the fine sweat. Li Fan thanked him, "Thank you, school girl."

This iconic warm smile makes the school girl happy and flattered.

As soon as Li Fan stepped onto the stage with his speech draft in hand, there was a flood of shouts from over 1000 people in camouflage uniforms in the auditorium. When Li Fan walked to the podium, the applause continued.

Several leaders in the front row unconsciously glanced back and shook their heads.

Li Fan pressed his hand down to signal everyone to be quiet, and said with a smile: "I just like how you are."

The students in the audience burst into laughter.

Li Fan casually flipped through the speech, without lingering on it for a moment, and said, "Dear teacher, and all the seniors here, good evening everyone! First of all—"

With a "wow", warm applause interrupted Li Fan's speech.

Li Fan smiled and said: "You are too enthusiastic. You don't need to applaud my speech. First of all, welcome to the junior students..."

This is a common speech, which is very in line with the "official" requirements, and it is roughly the content of diligent persuasion.After the speech, Li Fan was about to step off the stage when he heard a courageous classmate shout: "Senior Li Fan, can you answer some questions for us?"

Li Fan stopped and looked at the principal in the audience. After seeing the principal nodding, he returned to the podium and said, "Alright then, if you have any questions, please ask."

The male student stood up and said, "Senior Li Fan, everyone knows that you are an outstanding genius, so how can we ordinary talented people get as close to you as possible?"

"First of all, I don't think I'm a genius. If you insist on thinking so, I hope that the 'day' of this 'genius' can be changed to 'filling' talent! There is never anything for nothing in this world, whether you are Whether you are moderately gifted or extremely talented, you need to constantly infuse knowledge into your head. So, we are all the same," Li Fan said, gesticulating with the word 'fill' in the air with his hand, and said, "We It's all about 'filling in'!"

At this time, another girl stood up and said, "Senior Li Fan, should I study literature or theory? They say that it is difficult to find a job after graduating from university after studying liberal arts."

This question made Li Fan scratch his head: "According to your preferences, if you really have no personal preference, then follow what you are good at. Anyway, when you graduate from university seven or eight years later, you will not be able to find a job if you study literature and science. .”

puff!
There was laughter in the camouflage uniform.

A freshman said: "Senior Li Fan, how did you grow so tall and handsome?"

"You have to ask my parents."

Another person said: "Senior Li Fan, do you have a girlfriend?"

Li Fan shrank his shoulders subconsciously, and said, "Director Sun of the Political and Education Department, please pay attention to that little fat man in the future!"

……

When the freshmen's speech was over, Li Fangang and the school leaders walked out of the auditorium, but saw that some students hadn't left at all, and they were all waiting to take another look at Li Fan's true face.

"Look at your popularity!" Teacher Xiaoling followed Li Fan.

Li Fan smiled as he walked, "Hey, it's obviously not enough. Have you seen GGBOYS? They go back to school, and the three floors outside the window are all fans."

The director said with a smile: "Even if GGBOYS is 10 times more popular than you, we would prefer to have students like you. Cultural idols, this is a school's reputation, which can improve students' learning cohesion and enthusiasm for learning , you have obviously set a very good example! Who in our 19th middle school doesn't know that we have cultivated a Li Fan? It shows that our quality education is very powerful! Is it Teacher Xiaoling?"

Teacher Xiaoling's cheeks turned red when she heard this. After all, the kid in front of him is completely self-taught and has nothing to do with his education.

After bidding farewell to school, Li Fan stayed at home for another night, and returned to the capital the next night.

The moment he pushed open the door and walked into the dormitory, he was immediately frightened by the grand scene in front of him.

Several large tables were filled with hearty dishes, and under the tables were several boxes of canned beer. All the dishes and chopsticks had been arranged, and the students were looking at Li Fan with smiles.

What do you mean?
Yang Shuo started: "One, two, three!"

Everyone congratulated: "Congratulations to Li Fan for winning the championship of the "Huaguo Poetry Conference"!"

"Thank you, everyone, for being low-key and low-key!"

Li Fan sat down happily, chatting nonsense with everyone while using his chopsticks.

Yang Shuo said: "This is a dish from the restaurant we always go to. They have changed a chef in the past two days. Isn't it good?"

Li Fan scooped up a spoonful of soup happily, "Not bad, it's delicious!"

"It's not bad, if you have time to settle the bill, I will remember your name."

"Huh?" Li Fan almost choked on this soup!

"Making you!"

Someone said: "Anyway, if our friendship doesn't start again, we will leave your name in all future meal orders. Anyway, we all know you!"

"You guys are ruthless, let me ask!" After calling Gu Yating, Li Fan said, "This Saturday, let's have a fellowship with the literature class!"

There was cheering in the dormitory. Some people didn't even eat. They opened their luggage and started looking through clothes, trying on each item one by one.

Saturday, the weather is mild and clear, a rare good weather.

About 50 boys from the literature class and girls from the philosophy class came to a famous park in the capital.

The young people got together and basically played group games all over, such as "snatching a chair", "pull the dragon's tail", "immortal guiding the way", etc. Everyone was very happy.

The only regret is that Li Fan slipped away again temporarily, and many girls took the opportunity to cuddle up with Li Fan and this was wasted.Under the control of Gu Yating, the backbone, the whole activity went on very happily.

Gu Yating sat on the stone steps, chatting and laughing with a few girls who did not participate in group activities, and had to shout a few times to the crowd not far away from time to time.

"Why did Li Fan go?" a girl asked.

Gu Yating shook her head: "I didn't know, there was something wrong!"

"He didn't even tell you?" Another girl said.

"Why are you telling me?"

When several people were chatting, Li Fan floated over suddenly, muttering in his mouth: "It's so fucking hot! I feel like I'm going to melt."

After Li Fan sat down next to Gu Yating, people around asked him one after another. He left these 20 charming girls and went wild.

Li Fan smiled, "I took a job, hey!" Li Fan lowered his head for a moment, and suddenly said with a smile: "Hey, Gu Yating, your feet seem to be..."

"What's wrong?" Gu Yating frowned.

"It seems quite big!"

Gu Yating pouted and said: "Your feet are big, mine are obviously three-inch golden lotus!"

"You can pull it down! You are not even a silver lotus, you are just an iron lotus! I remembered a sentence at this moment, forget it, don't say it!"

Gu Yating put her hands on her hips and said, "If you have a feeling, you can say it!"

Several other girls tweeted:
"Talk, talk, talk!"

"Don't talk in half!"

Li Fan looked at Gu Yating and said, "She is so charming, but she is so earthy!"

Peng Hui asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Gu Yating gave Li Fan a white look, "This grandson said that I look good, but I have big feet. 'Soil heavy' means 'big feet' in the southern proverb."

"Hey, it's scary to be educated," Li Fan smiled and teased, "Gu Yating, in your situation, you couldn't get married in ancient times. Modern society has saved you, so just pray!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, "I'll give you that poem:
Three-inch bow shoes have never existed since ancient times,
Avalokitesvara is naked with both feet.

I don’t know where foot binding started.
From the lowly husband in the world. "

Upon hearing this, Peng Hui clapped her hands happily and said, "Good scolding!"

Gu Yating was very proud, and said: "Isn't the binding of feet caused by Li Yu, the empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty? A concubine flattered Li Yu and wrapped her feet tightly with cloth in an ingenious way. It looked like a three-inch golden lotus. You seduced your soul away, and became a queen, and finally attracted women all over the world to follow suit. Since then, your men's aesthetics have changed."

Li Fan shook his head repeatedly: "Sister, what you said is wrong."

"Why am I wrong? It was introduced in the history magazine. If it's not right, tell me what's wrong!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "The Book of the Southern Tang Dynasty says that Empress Xiao Zhou, the Empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty, 'carrying golden shoes and sneaking in socks', she carried shoes and walked in socks instead of bound feet. Moreover, According to many historical materials, the custom of foot-binding should have started in the Northern Song Dynasty and rose in the Southern Song Dynasty, and Su Shi once specially wrote the word "Bodhisattva Man" to praise foot-binding. This is also the first poem dedicated to foot-binding in the history of poetry."

Gu Yating said in a low voice: "Li Da understands!"

Yang Shuo leaned over and said, "There are beauty contests in modern society, but since ancient times paid so much attention to the beauty of small feet, would there also be foot contests?"

Li Fan said: "Of course there is! 'Saizuhui' is a beauty pageant in ancient times. In ancient times, on June [-]th of the lunar calendar or during the Lantern Festival, at temple fairs and markets, women would either sit around in an empty field, or sit in cars, The head is covered with a hijab, and the feet are exposed. Of course, shoes and socks are worn for tourists to comment on. In the end, everyone discussed democratically and decided on the No. [-], No. [-], and No. [-] flowers.”

When the men heard the words, their ears turned up very strongly, it sounds good.

Li Fan continued: "In the Qing Dynasty, it took another step forward, and there was a "Flower Country Election" for prostitutes. In 1896, Li Boyuan founded the "Game News", which was the first to publish the flower list in the newspaper and promote the ethos of prostitutes. The selection of the oiran became famous for a while. He himself was dubbed the "Leader of the Sao Tan"...

Oh my god, I am digressing, but to bring it back, the culture of small feet in ancient times is actually a foot fetish.Ancient literati summed up the beauty of small feet with the sayings of "four beauties" and "three beauties". "

A male student asked: "Then what are the four beauties and which three beauties?"

All the girls shook their heads.

Li Fan said with a smile: "'Four Beauties' refers to four aspects: shape, quality, posture, and spirit. 'Three Beauties' refers to the three points of 'fat, soft, and beautiful'. Moreover, in Li Yu's "Idle Love Occasion" It also summarizes 48 ways to play the little feet."

Yang Shuo praised: "Then what are the ways to play?"

Li Fan squinted his eyes and was in high spirits, "Smell, suck, lick, bite, scratch, take off, pinch, push..."

boom!
"Ah!" Li Fan got kicked.

Gu Yating raised her hips and raised her eyebrows: "Go away!"

Li Fan said aggrievedly, "I popularize culture!"

"roll!"

(End of this chapter)