The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 148 Being scolded

The audience of more than 3000 people at the scene was an eye-opener today. How have you ever heard such a funny talk show speech?

In the auditorium, the applause hit the shore like a tide, and the turbulence was surging!
The entire process of this ingenious speech was interrupted several times. The audience laughed from beginning to end. It should have ended in 20 minutes, but it took a full 30 minutes.

Moreover, this "Goodbye, Haze! "The timing of the speech was too coincidental, just in time for the two days when the smog in Beijing and the surrounding provinces was terrifying. The smog for many days made people miserable, especially the smog index suddenly exploded in the past two days. Reaching the historical peak of the same period, this has made Chinese people seriously worried about the living environment.

If you don't live in the capital, you won't be able to experience the kind of heart-piercing pain.

Throughout the whole speech, there were hardly any obvious offensive remarks, but after laughing and talking from the beginning to the end, you felt that there was excellent irony everywhere. This is the ingenuity of making complaints.Moreover, these 30 minutes of complaints are so vivid and hearty!

"Huh! It's too funny, I haven't heard enough!"

"This is the best talk show speech I have ever heard, almost the same as a Spring Festival Gala sketch!"

"Heh, the Spring Festival Gala sketch? I think this talk show is much better than the Spring Festival Gala sketch!"

"Ah, my cheeks are still sore now, this kid is so fucking talented!"

……

At this time, as soon as Li Fan walked into the backstage, a group of people immediately surrounded him.

Feifei Sun's eyes were red. She grabbed Li Fan's arm and asked in amazement: "Li Fan, I heard that you wrote this speech yourself? You are so crooked!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "That's all."

Yue Fei also smiled, showing kindness, "No wonder my children like you, you are great! You really have the ability to make people admire you. I thought you were just handsome. I have only watched a few of your shows." camera, I’ll take a look at it when I get home.”

"You are serious."

……

Li Fan was constantly dealing with the fancy compliments from a group of people.

Ms. Miao said with a smile: "When I saw this manuscript for the first time, I was already dizzy from laughter. This talk show will definitely explode!"

Li Fan: "That's not the case, right?"

"Are you questioning the influence of "Speech in the Starry Sky"?"

Li Fan shook his head and said, "That's not what I meant!"

"Haha, I'm kidding you. The point is that your speech came at the right time, just in time for the heavy smog in the Beijing-Tianjin River area. It's a coincidence! Believe me, this speech will be widely circulated."

Next, many people in the backstage were asking the same question, how did you, Li Fan, write so many jokes complaining about the smog, and all of them are wonderful, you can be called the strongest joke writer.

Oh, how did they know that Li Fan retrieved almost all the jokes about the smog in the time and space of the earth from the memory bank, then selected the best, and then connected them into lines, making up nonsense, so this blurt out The Show Speech was born.

Some of these jokes come from talk shows and cross talks, but more of them are hilarious jokes from the Internet.How can the audience bear it if all the essence is integrated into a half-hour speech and thrown to more than 3000 audiences at the scene?Are you still laughing to your heart's content?
If they keep laughing from their guts, wouldn't it be "disrespectful" to the major jokers in time and space on earth?
A staff member said: "Li Fan, I have watched all of your shows. You are quite normal on the show. I am not saying that you are not normal today. It is just that when you are on the show, the impression you give is elegant and indifferent. , Young Pianpian, why did you suddenly change so drastically?"

Li Fan: "This..."

"That's because you didn't get in touch with him in private, he's just a tease in private." Feifei Sun suddenly exclaimed when she said this, "It's bad, it's bad, how can I give a speech after you, my God ah."

At this time, the applause in the auditorium had spread to the backstage, and Feifei Sun suddenly became nervous, but she had no choice but to step onto the stage nervously knowing that her manuscript was incomparable with Li Fan.

"Hi everyone, just now Li Fan's talk show speech was very exciting, with pearls and jade on his side, I think I'm ugly, I can't compare with others, please bear with me if I don't speak well..."

Well, Tianhou gave the audience a vaccination first, and then started her speech - "I'm Really Not a Sexy Actress".

……

After nearly 4 hours of speech, Li Fan did not participate in the most distinctive dinner table bonding event for Chinese people. After saying goodbye to everyone, he went straight to find three friends waiting for him at the school gate.

Putting on his hat and hanging his mask, Li Fan walked out of the auditorium and met the people who had been waiting for a long time.

Yang Shuo patted Li Fan's shoulder and said, "Dude, I'm convinced of you. Really, the audience at the scene today is going to laugh like crazy, you are so awesome!"

Peng Hui had a face full of brainless admiration, "Idol, you are so good! Sure enough, a great person is the same in any field. In the comedy world, Brother Fan, you are also the leader!"

The two complimented each other in turn, and Li Fan's eyebrows were dancing. He suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Yating who had been silent all this time, and said, "Little girl, I'm immune to the two of them, it's up to you to take over."

Gu Yating raised her head and glared at Li Fan, but remained silent.

Yang Shuo said: "This sister laughed and cried when she listened to your speech, and she burst into tears, saying that her stomach hurts now."

Peng Hui added: "Not only does my stomach hurt, I think my cheeks also hurt. Well, my cheeks hurt now."

Gu Yating still didn't answer, her eyes diverged, and she didn't know what was wrong with her.

Hey, this girl is actually distracting herself, she is afraid that when she thinks back to the smog joke just now, she laughs every time she thinks about it, and now her cheeks, throat, and stomach hurt when she says a word!

Li Fan said: "Let's go back to school."

A few people were walking, and Yang Shuo suddenly suggested: "Hey, let's buy some masks and sell them. Let's stop by the school gate, and we are sure to make a lot of money!"

Peng Hui nodded again and again: "Good idea!"

Li Fan poured cold water on it directly: "What do you earn? Who can see us selling masks these days?"

See Li Shi spit again!

"Hahaha...uh..." Gu Yating suddenly squatted on the ground covering her stomach, her eyes were closed tightly, two lines of tears of laughter flowed out, and her throat could no longer make a sound.

Seeing this, Li Fan also squatted down, leaned close to her and said, "Oh, I forgot that your smile is too low, I'll tell you a few bottom-of-the-box jokes about the past—"

clap clap clap!
Gu Yating slapped Li Fan's back, "Go to hell!"

……

"Starry Sky Speech" was launched on Soyu's official website at [-] am the next day.

This morning, due to the weather, it was difficult for the lecturer to be in place, so the class was canceled directly.

In Li Fan's dormitory, Yang Shuo was holding a laptop, scrolling through the webpage over and over again, muttering, "Why is it so slow, it's not online yet! It's already 9 o'clock."

The surroundings were full of students in the class, all wanting to see Li Fan's demeanor.

Everyone was full of emotions. They are also the elites of various famous schools, and they are also fortunate to participate in the "Boya Cup", but there is indeed a gap between the elites and the elites!Let alone the class monitor, he even appeared on the stage of "Speech in the Starry Sky". Hey, tell me, why is it you? Why not me?
Yang Shuo was bragging for Li Fan over and over again, saying how wonderful his speech was and how hilarious it was. However, he just pretended not to mention the content, so everyone called Yang Shuo Li Fan's "lackey"!
"Your uncle! Believe it or not, after the show airs for a while, if someone doesn't laugh, I will recognize him as his grandfather!"

Someone kicked him, "Stop playing word games, everyone is a liberal arts student!"

Yang Shuo refreshed the webpage again, and finally, "Speech in the Starry Sky" was officially launched.Click on it, and Yang Shuo directly pulled the progress bar to the position where Li Fan was speaking, and then, the students crowded in the dormitory immediately turned into a big piece of "cute and silly"!
laughing out loud!

Cover your stomach and laugh!
Rolling in bed laughing!
And the one who was brushing his teeth swallowed the toothpaste into his stomach, and laughed while feeling disgusted.

Li Fan looked at them quietly, um, a sense of accomplishment!

The 30-minute speech ended quickly, and suddenly someone shouted:
"Li Fan, someone scolded you, saying that your talk show has no level and no content!"

Li Fan was lying on the bed and said, "Let them go and be generous!"

"Li Fan, some people compare your speech with Ji Jing's, saying that you are just sensationalizing, not deep at all, superficial and meaningless."

Li Fan flipped through the magazines casually: "Let them go, as a human being, you must listen to other people's criticisms with an open mind!"

Everyone nodded. Facing cyber violence, look at others, with such a magnanimity and a heart!That's what it takes to do big things!

"Some people say that you look like that, you always wear a white shirt, like a bitch!"

Li Fan stood up and slammed the magazine down, "Fuck, which grandson said that? Huh?"

(PS: I just finished coding and took a look. "My Horse Feeds the Sheep" gave me another reward of 10000 points. I'm flattered. Thank you very much! I'm also very ashamed of myself. Hey, my update brought tears.)
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