The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 122
The restaurant owner said to the waiter: "Do you know who this is? The holder of three digital memory world records!"

The boss then said to Li Fan: "Li Fan, hello, we are in a group!"

This middle-aged man is about 40 years old, with a strong body and short eyebrows, but he has a cheerful and forthright personality. His name is Lin Baofeng. He also signed up for the "Huaguo Poetry Conference" and was notified that he was going to participate in the second group recording the night after tomorrow.

Because they were busy with business, Li Fan and Lin Baofeng exchanged a few words and then left.

"Li Fan, you know, our column has made you suffer. We are all waiting for you to stop the bleeding of the program's ratings."

Li Fan shook his head and said, "Don't you guys say that, I'm just a contestant, and I can also decide whether the program's ratings will be successful or not?"

Xiaoya stopped talking, and like everyone else, she murmured in her heart, can Li Fan really play a role?Fortunately, Liu Shishi was invited to the column. Together, these two people, beautiful women with handsome men, are definitely a selling point!

After Li Fan returned to the hotel, he lay on the bed with the pillow on his head and slept until dawn.

The next morning, after washing his face, brushing his teeth, getting dressed, and preparing to go downstairs for dinner, he pulled out his room card and walked in the door, and saw a man in the opposite room greeted him: "Hey, Li Fan, my name is Yang Dou. "

"Ah, hello."

"Li Fan, please treat me lightly! I heard that if I'm with you, I'm ready to die."

A total of 20 guest rooms on both sides of the corridor on this floor have been booked by the column group for the contestants and supporting guests.

There are no celebrities to help guests, because even a cultural program cannot afford to invite celebrities, and there is no budget.The helping guests are mainly ex-stars, second- and third-tier hosts, or guests from online dramas, etc., so there is no special arrangement for luxury rooms or anything.

Of course, Liu Shishi was an exception, after all, she was a second-tier upstream star, so she had a separate suite upstairs.

During this day, a group of people came one after another.

Contestant: Zhu Rui, female, 33 years old, lecturer at China University of Science and Technology.

Contestant: Zhang Tong, male, 31 years old, not a famous comedian.

Helping guests: Xiaoyao Lang (pen name), male, platinum online writer, known as "Duan Geng Lang" and "Ouchi Manager", it is said that he has received many blades from enthusiastic readers.

Helping guest: Sun Fengjiao, singer, age unknown, ancestral home unknown... Uh, unknown age means 29 on Encyclopedia, Internet rumors 35, unknown ancestral home means... Forget it, let's not talk about her.

Helping guest: Wang Wang (real name Wang Shu), female, 27 years old, domestic third-tier host, likes keeping dogs, so she took the stage name "Wang Wang".

Supporting guests: Ding Yi, male, 35 years old, a fourth-line actor, at the age of 25, he played a playboy in "The Family" and was well-known to the public. Ten years later, he is still remembered by the image of this playboy.

Recording tomorrow, half of the people came today.

After eating, everyone got together and chatted. It was true that someone brought a thick dictionary of Tang poetry and Song Ci. They planned to sharpen their guns before the battle, but a group of people got together, and there was nothing extra to do except chatting. .

They were talking about the past and the present, and they were joking about history, and they got tired of talking. At the same time, everyone basically realized that with Li Fan present, there was no need to talk about literature and no pretense.

Someone took out the poker, changed the project, and played cards.

Near the evening, an aunt led a cute and cute "doll" to this floor.

"Wow, mixed race!" Zhu Rui was the first to notice, and pulled Li Fan and said, "Look, mixed race!"

This doll is so beautiful, with fair skin, blond curly hair, high nose bridge and deep eye sockets, deep blue eyes like a clear lake, two dimples sway when she smiles , The long eyelashes are flickering.

Everyone who played cards stopped, and those who read books raised their eyes. This doll is so cute.

Li Fan asked: "Little girl, where are you?"

Doll gave Li Fan a blank look: "You're a bastard on the road!"

Everyone laughed.

The doll is likely to be asked this question often, and she is already tired of it.

"Yo Yo, you're still a fool," Li Fan said to the aunt again: "Auntie, it's really not easy to take part in the competition and take care of your children."

The aunt said proudly: "My granddaughter is participating, not me."

Everyone was surprised, a child under ten years old?

Li Fan teased her: "Chaofa Baidi Caiyunjian, baby, what's the next sentence?"

Doll gave Li Fan a disgusted look, and said, "I admired you a lot before, so you... hey, I'm so disappointed," she sighed and said emphatically, "That's called Chaoci. Baidi Caiyunjian'!! Brother, it's 'ci' not 'fa'."

Li Fan pretended to be stupid, "Did I remember wrong?"

The doll continued to sigh and said, "Brother, please, the title of the poem is "Early Hair Baidi City", but the first line of it is: Chao'ci' Baidi Caiyunjian!"

Li Fan looked stunned, "Oh, then why is the title "Early Sending" but the first line of the poem is "Chaoci"?"

"Because... because, you can ask Li Bai, how would I know? Hmph!" Doll pouted.

Doll is the youngest contestant in the poetry competition. She is only nine years old this year. Her name is Yang Baobao. Although she is of mixed race, she is a native of China.

……

That night, everyone rested early, and tomorrow is the time for the first recording. It’s all about talking and laughing, but who doesn’t want to get good results?

When he was sleeping soundly at night, Li Fan suddenly heard the phone ringing, pressed the keys indiscriminately, and pressed the screen to his cheek without even looking at it, with a weak voice, "Hey, who... ah? Sister Shishi? What about the door?"

Waking up instantly, Li Fan put on his underwear and opened the door, only to see two women and a man at the door.

Liu Shishi wore sunglasses, a mask and a sun hat, and she wore homely clothes: jeans, a pink T-shirt, and sneakers.He was also carrying a blue schoolbag.

But even if she is armed like this, her graceful figure and exposed pink skin still reveal her unique charm.

The other two people are very ordinary and mediocre. The one who is slightly fatter is her manager, Sister Jiang. She came to sign the contract with her, and the other man is his assistant.

Li Fan looked around and joked, "Didn't you bring a bodyguard?"

Liu Shishi glared at Li Fan through the sunglasses, and said to the assistant, "Xiaolu, show him."

"Sister Shishi, your abdominal muscles are still big for now, wait until I develop them!"

"Yeah, yeah, stop messing around, shush, keep your voices down, and come inside."

Liu Shishi has no airs at all, and she is like friends with her assistant and manager. This is beyond Li Fan's surprise, and she even peels apples for everyone.

This kind of friend-style getting along is not necessarily the correct way of "superior and subordinate", and it is easy to make some ignorant people get used to big and small stinky problems. Liu Shishi's loyalty is uncompromising, and this is what Li Fan only understood after getting in touch with her later.

After Liu Shishi unloaded her full armor, she finally showed her pretty face. She said, "We came here to rehearse with you in advance, to ensure that we can help you in tomorrow's competition. There is a part of guessing words with physical performance. Let's Practice this first."

After Liu Shishi finished speaking, she said to Sister Jiang: "You look in the dictionary and find any poems. I will perform and Li Fan will guess."

"it is good!"

Poem: [The beauty rolls the beaded curtain, sits deeply with frowning eyebrows]

Liu Shishi pointed at herself, then raised both hands, making a "scrolling" upward motion.

What she did was "rolling", but what others saw or understood was more like "rock climbing".

Li Fan "understood" in an instant. She pointed to herself first, meaning that there might be the word "willow" or "poetry" in the poem, and then made a "rock climbing" gesture, which can also be understood as "grasping". Then, this The line of poetry Li Fan recalled from the memory in an instant.

Li Fan blurted out: "In Su Shi's "Bodhisattva Man · Yusheng is not warmed by vermilion lips", [Hyun Tears Climb the Dry Willow]!"

Sister Jiang, who was half lying on the bed, sat up instantly and exclaimed: "Don't mention it yet, it's really like this! There's 'Liu' and 'Pan', there's nothing wrong with it!"

alike?Isn't it?
Liu Shishi shook her head and said: "What did I say, you must practice in advance, continue to watch my performance!"

Liu Shishi suddenly sat on the ground and pointed at her eyebrows.

"The low-brow letter procedure continues?"

Liu Shishi got a little anxious, and suddenly "hummed" twice, imitating pig squawking!
Beauties, stars, howling like pigs?Is it suitable?How indecent?
For a moment, the room burst into laughter.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, Li Fan, guess what!"

Li Fanqiang stopped laughing and said, "Why don't you call again, Sister Shishi."

"Li Fan!"

Li Fan stopped teasing her, and said: "The beauty rolls up the beaded curtain, sits deeply and frowns!"

"Stop laughing. If you beat me to death, I won't lose this person during the game. Isn't this just us, why are you still laughing?"

(End of this chapter)