The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 102: Monkey Story

Li family.

Li's father and Li's mother are being interviewed by the media.

"Excuse me, how did you two feel after hearing that Li Fanlian had broken the world record?"

Father Li laughed so hard that his eyes almost disappeared, he kept nodding and said, "I'm so happy! I'm so happy!"

"Do you two know what these two world records mean?"

"No. [-] in the world!"

"It's temporarily ranked first." Li Ma was modest.

The reporter explained with a smile: "Just like Go, the Brain Tournament has been debated endlessly, and there has never been a definite answer to whether it should be included in the Olympic Games!"

"According to the current broad consensus, Go should be officially included in the Olympic Games in three years, and competitions like the Brain Tournament may also have a chance to enter the Olympic Games in seven or eight years! So don't look at the current records that are niche, but it is very possible. Years later, Li Fan will be the Olympic champion!"

Li's father and Li's mother have been dumbfounded, you look at me and I look at you, smiling at each other.

"Can you two talk about your experience in raising children?" the reporter asked.

"Experience? This..." Father Li tugged at the hem of his clothes and looked at Mother Li.

Li Ma thought for a while, "You can become a man of freedom!"

The reporter nodded again and again, not knowing whether it was nonsense or if he really believed it, and complimented: "This is the best way of education, and give full play to the personality of the child."

"Can you talk about what makes Li Fan different from other children in his life?"

Li's father and Li's mother scratched their heads together, thinking and thinking.

"Is it handsome?"

"This is not counted, and people all over the country know it."

"That's gone!"

"Impossible, impossible, you two think again, in terms of intelligence!"

……

In the next few days, Li's father and Li's mother completely became Li Fan's official spokesperson. They accepted five media interviews in three days, so the couple dealt with them awkwardly. They always asked about education How would the couple know about the method?Who knows why this kid got hung up on it!
And "Hua Guo Daily" has teamed up with Lehaha Lotion and Classic Clothing Co., Ltd. to prepare for this project.

The employees of Classic Apparel looked at the completion of the red bellybands and underpants one after another, and there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping in their hearts. The clothes they made before have been worn by people. Why are they replaced by monkeys this time?
The team leader was carefully checking the prints, and his eyes were blurred after seeing four or five pieces. He threw the clothes down, "Is this challenger sick? Masochist? Who can distinguish the patterns on the clothes?" ah?"

The employee said: "And there are a hundred pieces. I was completely dumbfounded when I saw the seventh piece! Who is that kid?"

"The person who broke the world record can be the same as you. Check carefully and don't make clothes that are exactly the same."

……

Clothes are easy to get, but monkeys are hard to find!
100 monkeys are required to have almost the same body weight.This is easy to handle, it is said to be measured, but Li Fan also specifically asked that they should look alike.

look alike?

Aren't they all the same?They are all monkeys, there is no difference!

In a certain zoo, several staff members were squatting in a row.

"Can you tell the difference between these four monkeys?" asked the breeder.

"No, they are really inseparable, they are all the same!"

The breeder proudly said: "Let me tell you, the two in the middle are brothers."

"So awesome? You should challenge the world record!"

The breeder said: "Keep it down, I'm only familiar with them every day when I hang out with them, 100 monkeys can drive me crazy!"

"I heard that monkeys have to wear red pants! The patterns on the red pants are different!"

"Can't you?"

……

Li Fan's one project made the staff work hard, and they went to various zoos to find monkeys, and they had to stare round their eyes to find similar ones.

"Hua Guo Daily" took the lead, Lehaha lotion, classic clothing fully supported, and the news was also popular. Most zoos were very cooperative, and of course there were some who didn't buy it.

However, there was a little tourist who was not happy. When he entered the zoo, he found several monkeys were taken away by a car. The little boy burst into tears:

"Mom, I want to see the monkey! Give me back the monkey!"

"Don't cry, this is sent abroad for our own people to break the record!"

"I don't care, I don't care, I want monkeys!"

……

Domestically, "Hua Guo Daily" cooperated with Lehaha lotion and classic clothing, and they quickly completed the preparatory work. The project is not difficult. Making clothes and picking monkeys basically cost nothing. The bulk of the cost is shipping, as well as the breeder's air ticket.

This is nothing to our large enterprises and institutions, and it is also a point of exposure. Why not do it if you can use it to promote yourself?
In the past few days in China, many people have talked on the streets, but abroad, Li Fan and the others have reached the third stop, and they are basking in the sun on the golden beach.

Li Fan is on the phone: "Okay, Mom, I got it, tell my dad, don't brag in front of the media, they will take things out of context!"

After putting down the phone, Li Fan put on his equipment and came to the beach.

Zhang Lei was lying on the beach chair, whistling leisurely;

Ximen Yufeng is hooking up with foreign girls, showing off his exotic style, which makes the foreign girls smile;

At the seaside, Prehistoric wanted to rent water motorcycles, while Peng Ren said windsurfing was fun, and the two argued endlessly.

……

On this golden beach, everyone is indescribably comfortable, and what's more, it's not their own money!
"Xiaofan, you're a bit too skinny here! Look at brother's 'chicken nuggets'! How about it?" Yang Wei pointed to his strong muscles.

As soon as Li Fan touched it, he heard a "wow" from the male compatriots around him. Looking back, not far away, a whole row of beauties were walking towards them. This figure is called a hot one, a coquettish one, and a coquettish one. Call it a stunning one!
Jia Yun, Xiaoxiao, Teacher Xiaoling and others became more emotional after hearing the shouts, raised their heads and chests, and walked with high spirits.

Some shake their hair, some take model steps, and some have flowing eyes.

But when these women (including girls) actually walked in front of everyone, they suddenly discovered that these men didn't even look at them!

A voice from a loudspeaker behind him: "Girls, run!"

When the women turned their heads, they saw a group of blond, blue-eyed, tall girls running towards this side. It was a stormy scene. It turned out that they were taking photos for a model contest.

The girls lowered their heads and looked at their own figures. They were saddened and began to ridicule the men in front of them.

"You men are too vulgar!"

"That is, can you have a little ideal and a little pursuit?"

……

The men were unmoved, their eyes were diligent and diligent. Seeing the models over there walked into the shallow water again, the men suggested one after another:
"Go swimming!"

"Yeah!"

"Going to the beach without swimming is like going to a restaurant without eating. Let me go!"

……

The women shook their heads and sighed, men, how can I say hello to you!

Jia Yun said: "Look, it's better for Xiaofan to concentrate!"

Teacher Xiaoling: "That's right, everyone went to the water to take the opportunity to see beautiful women, and Xiaofan was the only one who remained unmoved. Hey, where is Xiaofan?"

Everyone was looking around, and not long after, a big yellow duck floated past the girls.

Paji, the water entered, Li Fan was hanging the big yellow duck, thumping and paddling hard.

"Yeah, it's nothing to praise him."

"It turned out to be a landlubber!"

"Still a lecherous landlubber!"

(End of this chapter)