The strongest brain in entertainment
Chapter 1 I Came to Be Number 2
Chapter 1 I’m here to be No.2
In the northeast of China, in front of the Giessen Provincial Radio and Television Center, a 16-year-old boy slowly opened his eyes, and everything in front of him changed.
Streets, houses, towering buildings, and old trams...all of these are so strange.
I was clearly talking to Boss Wang about the agency of cosmetics, but why did everything around me disappear in the blink of an eye?where is this?
His name is Li Fan. He was a graduate student in the Chinese Department of Peking University in his previous life. He was recommended to study for a Ph. Punish him?
The reason is unknown. Anyway, he traveled through time, and the owner of this body is also named Li Fan, but he is only 10 years younger than him.
Standing still, closing his eyes, and putting aside the noise around him, Li Fan tried to calm himself down, and then thought of materialist dialectics in his mind, materialism, dialectics and materialism, but he still couldn't explain this phenomenon.
Well, no matter what, since you are reborn, just live well.
Li Fan's biggest advantage is that he has a good attitude, and his biggest shortcoming is that his attitude is too good and heartless.
Many people around me went straight to the radio and television center, and everyone talked about it.
"Hey, buddy, are you participating in the "Idiom Conference" too?"
"Haha, give it a try. Besides, there is a bonus of [-] yuan. What if you win?"
……
"I heard that there are many masters, including Ph.D.s from Beijing University, top scorers in the college entrance examination, and so on."
"It's really a hero from all walks of life. I'm just going to make soy sauce, haha."
……
"Don't give me a bonus of [-] yuan. I really don't want it. We're not short of money, we just want to be happy!"
"You're bragging, brother!"
……
The original owner came to participate in the "Huaguo Idioms Conference" held by Jisen TV, and he passed the first round of audition by luck.Today is the first recording of the TV station, and more than 1000 contestants will be screened harshly.
Huh, don't talk about idioms, Li Fan is proficient in everything.At the beginning, in order to sweep the library of Peking University, he was too late to fall in love with his little hands. He stayed in the library almost day and night, and was nicknamed Peking University Library Mouse.He worked hard word by word for the idiom dictionary.
Let's take it for example, what does it mean to make up for it?What about being restrained and upright?
Information surged in Li Fan's brain:
Xiyingbujie: Interpretation: Refers to repairing the incomplete face and restoring the original appearance.Later, it is used as a metaphor for reforming oneself.The words come from "Zhuangzi The Great Master": "Xu You said: 'And Xi Lai is a scorpion. Fu Yao has already tattooed you with benevolence and righteousness, but you are right and wrong. How can you be confused by your wandering husband? ?'..."
……
Huh?Whoa! !
Li Fan exclaimed. He found that his memory in his previous life had been greatly improved. The content of the entries he thought of was so clear, as if he was reading with a dictionary in his hand. Could this be the golden finger of time travel?
All the memories of his previous life have been strengthened, for example, a newspaper he saw one morning, for example, the owner of a certain snack bar grew a few moles, for example, the melody of a song he heard... and This kind of memory is retrieval, not logical memory.Just like searching for a file on your computer, you "type" the content and all associated events are displayed instantly.
After realizing that he possessed the precious wealth of knowledge in the time and space of the earth, Li Fan clenched his fist subconsciously, "yeah!" Then he walked with the crowd to the radio and television hall with big strides.
"Giessen Radio and Television Group, China's first provincial radio and television media group announced on December 1999, 12..." Li Fan nodded and memorized the entire radio and television introduction.
The number and name of each player's badge, the content of each person's conversation, and every detail scrolled on the big screen... Li Fan remembered them all, with a photographic eye and a deep memory.
Li Fan felt that his eyes were like cameras. Whatever he scanned was directly transferred to his brain and stored permanently. He was so happy that he couldn't find the north.
He felt that he had a super brain, which not only consolidated the memory of the earth's time and space, but also improved the memory ability of this new time and space, and possessed the ability not to forget, and he also found that his logical ability had also changed. Very meticulous and clear, this is a very lucky thing!
Strolling around in the huge hall again, he was so happy that he wanted to whistle, when he suddenly heard someone calling him, and when he looked back, it was two classmates in the class, one was the class leader Niu Benben, nicknamed "A Group of Cows", One is Zhang Mengmeng, who also belongs to the same community as her own.
"Hey, Li Fan, you even entered?" Niu Benben asked in surprise.
"It's a fluke, I don't know what's going on!" Li Fan said while thinking, he performed badly in the audition that day, but passed for some reason.
Zhang Mengmeng took the grievances for Li Fan: "What do you mean by joining? Li Fan is also very talented, okay?"
Niu Benben has no brains, and he jokes regardless of the occasion, "My Brother Fan is too talented, and he often fails Chinese. Teacher Xiaoling is so angry that this is a stain on her teaching career——"
Zhang Mengmeng gave Niu Benben a hand, "You are really enough!"
Niu Benben suddenly noticed that Li Fan was blushing, and quickly shut up, thinking: Damn, did you say the wrong thing again?
As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized. At this time, the people nearby looked back, wondering how this person who failed to pass the Chinese language got into today's on-site test session.
Not far from the crowd, a beautiful girl in a red dress also looked back, pouted, and then turned away.
Li Fan quickly noticed this girl in the red skirt. She was not very old, but she was similar to himself. She looked very sweet and pleasant. She was about 1 meters tall and had a very well-proportioned figure.With firm skin, clear eyes and radiant eyes, a well-shaped nose and delicate mouth, pink cheeks and jade neck, this is an Asian face that has been exquisitely sculpted countless times by God.
Zhang Mengmeng pinched Li Fan, and teased, "Have you seen enough? Look at your ignorant appearance!"
Li Fan chuckled awkwardly. Everyone likes to look at good-looking things more than once. This is normal!
Niu Benben next to him hadn't looked back yet, and muttered in his mouth: "It's pretty, much prettier than the girls in our class!"
After hearing this, a certain girl had the urge to kill someone.
At this time, a man and a woman came over, both in the same grade as City No. 19 Middle School, and everyone knew each other well.
The boy subconsciously exclaimed: "Hey, Li Fan, you also entered?"
The girl secretly made up her mind: "It turns out that the audition is so loose. I was actually very excited after being shortlisted!"
Li Fan is full of black lines, can you save me some face in public?
At this time, a director walked into the crowd, held a loudspeaker and said: "Everyone be quiet, people are almost here, let's record the opening first."
The noisy hall fell silent in an instant.
The director added: "Everyone needs to be excited and cheer when the camera rolls over, you know? Okay, let's start!"
Some cameras were recording panoramas, some were following along, and some were interviewing on the spot.
A location host held a piece of paper in his hand and shouted: "The contestants who heard the name raise their hands, thank you for your cooperation, No. 359 Zhang Lei!"
"To!"
With the sound of "arriving", the host led the camera and quickly walked to the front.
"May I ask what your occupation is?"
Zhang Lei raised his chin confidently: "Currently, he is a doctoral student at Peking University, specializing in ancient literature!"
The audience who heard it at the scene exclaimed "Wow", this is a top-notch school, Beijing Daye, and he has a Ph.D. who specializes in ancient literature. Isn't this player too strong?
Location host: "What is your goal for the competition?"
Zhang Lei said boldly: "I'm here to see who is No.2 this year!"
Huh, domineering, domineering leaks!
……
When he came to a pair of twins again, the host said: "Which is the younger sister and which is the older sister?" Then he asked: "If one of you is eliminated, can you take part in the next competition alternately?" ? No one else will recognize it anyway, just kidding!"
……
The host also interviewed soldiers, nurses, an elderly man in his 60s, and a disabled friend.
Of course, the girl in red was also interviewed. She was Gu Yating from the High School Affiliated to the Normal University, a super academic and versatile.
Everyone understands this interview, it is to find unique and interesting ones, and cover all age groups and all walks of life.After all, it's a TV show, even if it's a cultural one, it has to be something to watch, right?
After interviewing for a while, the host said to the slip, "Is No. 222 Li Fan here?"
After Li Fan raised his hand, the host came over. Just as the interview was about to take place, the on-site director came over and asked, "Talk a little more, this handsome man looks good on camera."
Hearing this, everyone's doubts were instantly cleared. This guy got in because of his looks, so there's nothing wrong with that.
The female host thought to herself, you should tell me, she wished she could just set up a table for two people to host a talk show!
The hostess seemed to be speaking softly, with a sparkle in her eyes, "Little handsome guy, your competition goal——"
The on-site director frowned and said: "Dignified! Steady! We are a cultural program!"
……
Niu Benben sighed, this world is too unfair!Why do beautiful people have more chances than others?
Regardless of whether it is fair or not, Li Fan is joking to the camera: "I am here to be No.2."
"Oh, then who do you think is superior to you? What's his name?"
"He's called," Li Fan paused, raising his eyebrows, "He's called 'Vacancy'!"
"Huh?" The location host was startled.
……
Hey, this sentence is more domineering and more targeted, and there is an uproar around.
Li Fan swore that he was just making a joke, but he didn't expect everyone to take it seriously, and those disdainful and contemptuous eyes were very naked...
Not far away, Zhang Lei saw that a high school student was provoking him, so he laughed.
The students from the same school beside me are very embarrassed;
Other contestants curled their lips or stared coldly, or shook their heads and sighed.
……
Why, you are domineering and talented when doctoral students of Peking University speak wildly, but you have to be sarcastic when you make a joke yourself.
Is it because of different identities?
Is it because I am a small high school student and someone else has a Ph.D. from a prestigious university?
Is it because of such a shitty amount of information that I arbitrarily think that my talent is not as good as others?
Li Fan suddenly pulled up his waist, raised his chest and raised his head imposingly:
"That's right, I'm here to be No.2!"
(End of this chapter)
In the northeast of China, in front of the Giessen Provincial Radio and Television Center, a 16-year-old boy slowly opened his eyes, and everything in front of him changed.
Streets, houses, towering buildings, and old trams...all of these are so strange.
I was clearly talking to Boss Wang about the agency of cosmetics, but why did everything around me disappear in the blink of an eye?where is this?
His name is Li Fan. He was a graduate student in the Chinese Department of Peking University in his previous life. He was recommended to study for a Ph. Punish him?
The reason is unknown. Anyway, he traveled through time, and the owner of this body is also named Li Fan, but he is only 10 years younger than him.
Standing still, closing his eyes, and putting aside the noise around him, Li Fan tried to calm himself down, and then thought of materialist dialectics in his mind, materialism, dialectics and materialism, but he still couldn't explain this phenomenon.
Well, no matter what, since you are reborn, just live well.
Li Fan's biggest advantage is that he has a good attitude, and his biggest shortcoming is that his attitude is too good and heartless.
Many people around me went straight to the radio and television center, and everyone talked about it.
"Hey, buddy, are you participating in the "Idiom Conference" too?"
"Haha, give it a try. Besides, there is a bonus of [-] yuan. What if you win?"
……
"I heard that there are many masters, including Ph.D.s from Beijing University, top scorers in the college entrance examination, and so on."
"It's really a hero from all walks of life. I'm just going to make soy sauce, haha."
……
"Don't give me a bonus of [-] yuan. I really don't want it. We're not short of money, we just want to be happy!"
"You're bragging, brother!"
……
The original owner came to participate in the "Huaguo Idioms Conference" held by Jisen TV, and he passed the first round of audition by luck.Today is the first recording of the TV station, and more than 1000 contestants will be screened harshly.
Huh, don't talk about idioms, Li Fan is proficient in everything.At the beginning, in order to sweep the library of Peking University, he was too late to fall in love with his little hands. He stayed in the library almost day and night, and was nicknamed Peking University Library Mouse.He worked hard word by word for the idiom dictionary.
Let's take it for example, what does it mean to make up for it?What about being restrained and upright?
Information surged in Li Fan's brain:
Xiyingbujie: Interpretation: Refers to repairing the incomplete face and restoring the original appearance.Later, it is used as a metaphor for reforming oneself.The words come from "Zhuangzi The Great Master": "Xu You said: 'And Xi Lai is a scorpion. Fu Yao has already tattooed you with benevolence and righteousness, but you are right and wrong. How can you be confused by your wandering husband? ?'..."
……
Huh?Whoa! !
Li Fan exclaimed. He found that his memory in his previous life had been greatly improved. The content of the entries he thought of was so clear, as if he was reading with a dictionary in his hand. Could this be the golden finger of time travel?
All the memories of his previous life have been strengthened, for example, a newspaper he saw one morning, for example, the owner of a certain snack bar grew a few moles, for example, the melody of a song he heard... and This kind of memory is retrieval, not logical memory.Just like searching for a file on your computer, you "type" the content and all associated events are displayed instantly.
After realizing that he possessed the precious wealth of knowledge in the time and space of the earth, Li Fan clenched his fist subconsciously, "yeah!" Then he walked with the crowd to the radio and television hall with big strides.
"Giessen Radio and Television Group, China's first provincial radio and television media group announced on December 1999, 12..." Li Fan nodded and memorized the entire radio and television introduction.
The number and name of each player's badge, the content of each person's conversation, and every detail scrolled on the big screen... Li Fan remembered them all, with a photographic eye and a deep memory.
Li Fan felt that his eyes were like cameras. Whatever he scanned was directly transferred to his brain and stored permanently. He was so happy that he couldn't find the north.
He felt that he had a super brain, which not only consolidated the memory of the earth's time and space, but also improved the memory ability of this new time and space, and possessed the ability not to forget, and he also found that his logical ability had also changed. Very meticulous and clear, this is a very lucky thing!
Strolling around in the huge hall again, he was so happy that he wanted to whistle, when he suddenly heard someone calling him, and when he looked back, it was two classmates in the class, one was the class leader Niu Benben, nicknamed "A Group of Cows", One is Zhang Mengmeng, who also belongs to the same community as her own.
"Hey, Li Fan, you even entered?" Niu Benben asked in surprise.
"It's a fluke, I don't know what's going on!" Li Fan said while thinking, he performed badly in the audition that day, but passed for some reason.
Zhang Mengmeng took the grievances for Li Fan: "What do you mean by joining? Li Fan is also very talented, okay?"
Niu Benben has no brains, and he jokes regardless of the occasion, "My Brother Fan is too talented, and he often fails Chinese. Teacher Xiaoling is so angry that this is a stain on her teaching career——"
Zhang Mengmeng gave Niu Benben a hand, "You are really enough!"
Niu Benben suddenly noticed that Li Fan was blushing, and quickly shut up, thinking: Damn, did you say the wrong thing again?
As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized. At this time, the people nearby looked back, wondering how this person who failed to pass the Chinese language got into today's on-site test session.
Not far from the crowd, a beautiful girl in a red dress also looked back, pouted, and then turned away.
Li Fan quickly noticed this girl in the red skirt. She was not very old, but she was similar to himself. She looked very sweet and pleasant. She was about 1 meters tall and had a very well-proportioned figure.With firm skin, clear eyes and radiant eyes, a well-shaped nose and delicate mouth, pink cheeks and jade neck, this is an Asian face that has been exquisitely sculpted countless times by God.
Zhang Mengmeng pinched Li Fan, and teased, "Have you seen enough? Look at your ignorant appearance!"
Li Fan chuckled awkwardly. Everyone likes to look at good-looking things more than once. This is normal!
Niu Benben next to him hadn't looked back yet, and muttered in his mouth: "It's pretty, much prettier than the girls in our class!"
After hearing this, a certain girl had the urge to kill someone.
At this time, a man and a woman came over, both in the same grade as City No. 19 Middle School, and everyone knew each other well.
The boy subconsciously exclaimed: "Hey, Li Fan, you also entered?"
The girl secretly made up her mind: "It turns out that the audition is so loose. I was actually very excited after being shortlisted!"
Li Fan is full of black lines, can you save me some face in public?
At this time, a director walked into the crowd, held a loudspeaker and said: "Everyone be quiet, people are almost here, let's record the opening first."
The noisy hall fell silent in an instant.
The director added: "Everyone needs to be excited and cheer when the camera rolls over, you know? Okay, let's start!"
Some cameras were recording panoramas, some were following along, and some were interviewing on the spot.
A location host held a piece of paper in his hand and shouted: "The contestants who heard the name raise their hands, thank you for your cooperation, No. 359 Zhang Lei!"
"To!"
With the sound of "arriving", the host led the camera and quickly walked to the front.
"May I ask what your occupation is?"
Zhang Lei raised his chin confidently: "Currently, he is a doctoral student at Peking University, specializing in ancient literature!"
The audience who heard it at the scene exclaimed "Wow", this is a top-notch school, Beijing Daye, and he has a Ph.D. who specializes in ancient literature. Isn't this player too strong?
Location host: "What is your goal for the competition?"
Zhang Lei said boldly: "I'm here to see who is No.2 this year!"
Huh, domineering, domineering leaks!
……
When he came to a pair of twins again, the host said: "Which is the younger sister and which is the older sister?" Then he asked: "If one of you is eliminated, can you take part in the next competition alternately?" ? No one else will recognize it anyway, just kidding!"
……
The host also interviewed soldiers, nurses, an elderly man in his 60s, and a disabled friend.
Of course, the girl in red was also interviewed. She was Gu Yating from the High School Affiliated to the Normal University, a super academic and versatile.
Everyone understands this interview, it is to find unique and interesting ones, and cover all age groups and all walks of life.After all, it's a TV show, even if it's a cultural one, it has to be something to watch, right?
After interviewing for a while, the host said to the slip, "Is No. 222 Li Fan here?"
After Li Fan raised his hand, the host came over. Just as the interview was about to take place, the on-site director came over and asked, "Talk a little more, this handsome man looks good on camera."
Hearing this, everyone's doubts were instantly cleared. This guy got in because of his looks, so there's nothing wrong with that.
The female host thought to herself, you should tell me, she wished she could just set up a table for two people to host a talk show!
The hostess seemed to be speaking softly, with a sparkle in her eyes, "Little handsome guy, your competition goal——"
The on-site director frowned and said: "Dignified! Steady! We are a cultural program!"
……
Niu Benben sighed, this world is too unfair!Why do beautiful people have more chances than others?
Regardless of whether it is fair or not, Li Fan is joking to the camera: "I am here to be No.2."
"Oh, then who do you think is superior to you? What's his name?"
"He's called," Li Fan paused, raising his eyebrows, "He's called 'Vacancy'!"
"Huh?" The location host was startled.
……
Hey, this sentence is more domineering and more targeted, and there is an uproar around.
Li Fan swore that he was just making a joke, but he didn't expect everyone to take it seriously, and those disdainful and contemptuous eyes were very naked...
Not far away, Zhang Lei saw that a high school student was provoking him, so he laughed.
The students from the same school beside me are very embarrassed;
Other contestants curled their lips or stared coldly, or shook their heads and sighed.
……
Why, you are domineering and talented when doctoral students of Peking University speak wildly, but you have to be sarcastic when you make a joke yourself.
Is it because of different identities?
Is it because I am a small high school student and someone else has a Ph.D. from a prestigious university?
Is it because of such a shitty amount of information that I arbitrarily think that my talent is not as good as others?
Li Fan suddenly pulled up his waist, raised his chest and raised his head imposingly:
"That's right, I'm here to be No.2!"
(End of this chapter)
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