Different dimension traversal system
Chapter 38 The Mantis Catches the Cicada Oriole Behind
Chapter 38 The Mantis Catches the Cicada Oriole Behind
Li Yunjie stopped, supported the fat man and said, "How could I leave you alone? If you die together, you must be punished together. At worst, you will be criticized by the school."
Wang Haisheng was immediately moved, his eyes were a little moist.
"Come on, don't do this with me. If you want to pretend, don't act like a bitch, and your acting is so fake." Li Yunjie rolled his eyes, slapped the fat man's arm and said contemptuously.
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"Zhang Haifeng", Mr. Liu's rough voice resounds everywhere, and he can't let others hear him. He has always been complained and reported by the teachers next door because of his rough voice.
"Here", this feeble voice is obviously a scumbag.
"Wang Haisheng"
"Wang Haisheng—?" Teacher Liu raised his head and scanned the students under the podium, as if looking for a chubby figure.
"Teacher Liu, he didn't come," Xueba Xu Yun raised his hand and explained.
"Has he asked for leave?"
"No," Xu Yun replied without thinking.
"Li Yunjie"
"Mr. Liu, Li Yunjie didn't come today, and he didn't ask for leave." It was still Xu Yun's voice.
Li Yunjie and Fatty Wang, who were still walking "slowly" in the corridor, looked at each other, as if they were guessing who the speaker was.
"Fatty. Did you offend someone?" Li Yunjie asked, staring into Wang Haisheng's eyes.
"How could it be me, Fat Lord? I haven't had any disputes with anyone in the class. You must have offended someone, right? The voice sounds familiar, who the hell is it? Throwing stones into a well while we dare not!", Wang Haisheng directly burst into a foul language.
"Let's go in and take a look." Li Yunjie was curious about who was so hateful.
Teacher Liu put aside the materials of the recitation competition and drew two crosses on the attendance sheet.
"Since they didn't come, we don't need to ignore them. Let's start the class." He adjusted his copper-rimmed glasses, and just picked up the chalk and wrote the words "Farewell to Cambridge" on the blackboard when there was a heavy panting at the door of the classroom. slogan.
"Report!" Li Yunjie and Wang Haisheng stood at the door of the classroom sweating profusely.
"I thought you two missed class again today." He turned around and put down the chalk in his hand, took the signature pen and crossed out the cross on the attendance sheet, looked up with a smile on his face, and said, "Go back to your desk and sit down." Bar"
What's the situation?Why didn't Teacher Liu punish us today?Could it be that he chased after Miss Wang next door?Planning to amnesty the world?
"What? Are you two still planning to stand outside?" He turned his head and looked playfully at the two tiger-headed little guys outside the door.
"Thank you teacher (for the grace of not killing)." The two returned to their seats and sat down. They glanced around, but they didn't see any suspicious people.
Hastily took out the Chinese textbook, straightened his waist, and sat upright.
If you sleep in Teacher Liu's class, you will be punished by a board. This is a very shameful thing. Being boarded once is enough for the girls to gossip for days.
However, when it's time to sleep, I still sleep, who will go to Mr. Liu's board when I'm sleepy.
Wang Haisheng and Li Yunjie, who had not taken a nap, had their eyes half open and half closed, blinking.
The heavy head also fluctuates up and down, the drowsiness comes quickly, and the sleepiness comes early.
Xueba Xu Yun looked at Li Yunjie who was safe and sound, opened the textbook with a displeased face, and said in his heart: "Hmph, dogs can't change shit eaters, so I'll let you go this time! I'll send you guys to hell sooner or later. "
"Students, please open page 79 of the textbook. Today we will talk about the poem "Farewell to Cambridge" by Mr. Xu Zhimo."
Teacher Liu hardly uses textbooks in class. In his own words, textbooks are dead, but people are alive. He always talks according to the rules in the textbooks. Not only are his own lectures boring, but the students don’t like listen.
No, just after the lecture started, Wang Haisheng and Li Yunjie, good friends, were lying on the desk, looking drowsy and listless—who told them not to take a nap.
"Gently I leave, just as I came lightly; I gently waved to be a cloud in the western sky." His recitation has a kind of hypnotic magic power, which makes people close their eyes unconsciously and want to sleep forever .
He walked down the podium quietly with a ruler, reciting aloud as he walked, "The golden willow by the river is the bride in the setting sun; the beautiful shadow in the waves is rippling in my heart."
Fatty's hands and feet trembled suddenly, the table shook, and the head lying on the desk suddenly raised his head. Just a moment later, he had a horrible dream, and a demon whipped him violently with a whip He hit.
He turned his head and looked, almost startled, "Oh my god, it's Teacher Liu"
"Damn. Yunjie fell asleep lying on the table, looking at the glistening liquid." Wang Haisheng groaned in his heart, "Hey, you're still drooling."
Seeing Teacher Liu who was slowly approaching Li Yunjie, the fat man rubbed a small note and threw it on Li Yunjie's head, not forgetting to call out in a low voice with fear: "Yunjie, Yunjie"
The mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind.
Teacher Liu turned his head and stared at Fatty, Wang Haisheng immediately shut up.
"The green banana-plants on the soft mud sway gracefully under the water; I would willingly be a waterweed in the soft waves of the Cam River!"
At this moment, the ruler hit Li Yunjie's desk abruptly.
With a bang, Li Yunjie hurriedly stood up, covering his ears, with sleepy eyes still in his eyes.
Since he was sleeping on the desk with his ears close to his ears, he felt as if a bee was buzzing and flapping its wings next to his ears.
A good dream was shattered, Li Yunjie just wanted to curse, but seeing that it was Mr. Liu, he could only hold back his anger.
"The pool under the shade of elm trees is not a clear spring, but a rainbow in the sky." Teacher Liu walked back to the podium reciting new poems without saying a word.
"Crushed among the floating algae, there is a rainbow-like dream. Looking for a dream? Take a long punt pole and go back to where the grass is greener; load a boat full of starlight, and sing in the colorful starlight." After reading this, He stopped and said to Li Yunjie under the podium, "You will read the following content to us."
I wipe!Why do you let me recite.
Where did Mr. Liu read?
Li Yunjie flipped through the textbook in a hurry, feeling colder as he flipped through it, damn it, what page is it on!I go.
Just when Li Yunjie was completely at a loss, Liu Yuanyuan, who was sitting in front of him, suddenly raised the textbook in her hand, and touched Li Yunjie's desk in order to attract Li Yunjie's attention.
There have been rumors in the school that Liu Yuanyuan is Teacher Liu's daughter, and some people say that she is the principal's illegitimate daughter. It is clearly a rumor, but many people believe it
(End of this chapter)
Li Yunjie stopped, supported the fat man and said, "How could I leave you alone? If you die together, you must be punished together. At worst, you will be criticized by the school."
Wang Haisheng was immediately moved, his eyes were a little moist.
"Come on, don't do this with me. If you want to pretend, don't act like a bitch, and your acting is so fake." Li Yunjie rolled his eyes, slapped the fat man's arm and said contemptuously.
"."
"Zhang Haifeng", Mr. Liu's rough voice resounds everywhere, and he can't let others hear him. He has always been complained and reported by the teachers next door because of his rough voice.
"Here", this feeble voice is obviously a scumbag.
"Wang Haisheng"
"Wang Haisheng—?" Teacher Liu raised his head and scanned the students under the podium, as if looking for a chubby figure.
"Teacher Liu, he didn't come," Xueba Xu Yun raised his hand and explained.
"Has he asked for leave?"
"No," Xu Yun replied without thinking.
"Li Yunjie"
"Mr. Liu, Li Yunjie didn't come today, and he didn't ask for leave." It was still Xu Yun's voice.
Li Yunjie and Fatty Wang, who were still walking "slowly" in the corridor, looked at each other, as if they were guessing who the speaker was.
"Fatty. Did you offend someone?" Li Yunjie asked, staring into Wang Haisheng's eyes.
"How could it be me, Fat Lord? I haven't had any disputes with anyone in the class. You must have offended someone, right? The voice sounds familiar, who the hell is it? Throwing stones into a well while we dare not!", Wang Haisheng directly burst into a foul language.
"Let's go in and take a look." Li Yunjie was curious about who was so hateful.
Teacher Liu put aside the materials of the recitation competition and drew two crosses on the attendance sheet.
"Since they didn't come, we don't need to ignore them. Let's start the class." He adjusted his copper-rimmed glasses, and just picked up the chalk and wrote the words "Farewell to Cambridge" on the blackboard when there was a heavy panting at the door of the classroom. slogan.
"Report!" Li Yunjie and Wang Haisheng stood at the door of the classroom sweating profusely.
"I thought you two missed class again today." He turned around and put down the chalk in his hand, took the signature pen and crossed out the cross on the attendance sheet, looked up with a smile on his face, and said, "Go back to your desk and sit down." Bar"
What's the situation?Why didn't Teacher Liu punish us today?Could it be that he chased after Miss Wang next door?Planning to amnesty the world?
"What? Are you two still planning to stand outside?" He turned his head and looked playfully at the two tiger-headed little guys outside the door.
"Thank you teacher (for the grace of not killing)." The two returned to their seats and sat down. They glanced around, but they didn't see any suspicious people.
Hastily took out the Chinese textbook, straightened his waist, and sat upright.
If you sleep in Teacher Liu's class, you will be punished by a board. This is a very shameful thing. Being boarded once is enough for the girls to gossip for days.
However, when it's time to sleep, I still sleep, who will go to Mr. Liu's board when I'm sleepy.
Wang Haisheng and Li Yunjie, who had not taken a nap, had their eyes half open and half closed, blinking.
The heavy head also fluctuates up and down, the drowsiness comes quickly, and the sleepiness comes early.
Xueba Xu Yun looked at Li Yunjie who was safe and sound, opened the textbook with a displeased face, and said in his heart: "Hmph, dogs can't change shit eaters, so I'll let you go this time! I'll send you guys to hell sooner or later. "
"Students, please open page 79 of the textbook. Today we will talk about the poem "Farewell to Cambridge" by Mr. Xu Zhimo."
Teacher Liu hardly uses textbooks in class. In his own words, textbooks are dead, but people are alive. He always talks according to the rules in the textbooks. Not only are his own lectures boring, but the students don’t like listen.
No, just after the lecture started, Wang Haisheng and Li Yunjie, good friends, were lying on the desk, looking drowsy and listless—who told them not to take a nap.
"Gently I leave, just as I came lightly; I gently waved to be a cloud in the western sky." His recitation has a kind of hypnotic magic power, which makes people close their eyes unconsciously and want to sleep forever .
He walked down the podium quietly with a ruler, reciting aloud as he walked, "The golden willow by the river is the bride in the setting sun; the beautiful shadow in the waves is rippling in my heart."
Fatty's hands and feet trembled suddenly, the table shook, and the head lying on the desk suddenly raised his head. Just a moment later, he had a horrible dream, and a demon whipped him violently with a whip He hit.
He turned his head and looked, almost startled, "Oh my god, it's Teacher Liu"
"Damn. Yunjie fell asleep lying on the table, looking at the glistening liquid." Wang Haisheng groaned in his heart, "Hey, you're still drooling."
Seeing Teacher Liu who was slowly approaching Li Yunjie, the fat man rubbed a small note and threw it on Li Yunjie's head, not forgetting to call out in a low voice with fear: "Yunjie, Yunjie"
The mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind.
Teacher Liu turned his head and stared at Fatty, Wang Haisheng immediately shut up.
"The green banana-plants on the soft mud sway gracefully under the water; I would willingly be a waterweed in the soft waves of the Cam River!"
At this moment, the ruler hit Li Yunjie's desk abruptly.
With a bang, Li Yunjie hurriedly stood up, covering his ears, with sleepy eyes still in his eyes.
Since he was sleeping on the desk with his ears close to his ears, he felt as if a bee was buzzing and flapping its wings next to his ears.
A good dream was shattered, Li Yunjie just wanted to curse, but seeing that it was Mr. Liu, he could only hold back his anger.
"The pool under the shade of elm trees is not a clear spring, but a rainbow in the sky." Teacher Liu walked back to the podium reciting new poems without saying a word.
"Crushed among the floating algae, there is a rainbow-like dream. Looking for a dream? Take a long punt pole and go back to where the grass is greener; load a boat full of starlight, and sing in the colorful starlight." After reading this, He stopped and said to Li Yunjie under the podium, "You will read the following content to us."
I wipe!Why do you let me recite.
Where did Mr. Liu read?
Li Yunjie flipped through the textbook in a hurry, feeling colder as he flipped through it, damn it, what page is it on!I go.
Just when Li Yunjie was completely at a loss, Liu Yuanyuan, who was sitting in front of him, suddenly raised the textbook in her hand, and touched Li Yunjie's desk in order to attract Li Yunjie's attention.
There have been rumors in the school that Liu Yuanyuan is Teacher Liu's daughter, and some people say that she is the principal's illegitimate daughter. It is clearly a rumor, but many people believe it
(End of this chapter)
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