Universal System Fighting Douluo

Chapter 53 53. Your girlfriend exploded?
"I'm going. Where am I?"

In a daze, Li Tianxiu felt that he was lying somewhere, his head was heavy, the bones in his whole body seemed to be falling apart, and his muscles were full of soreness and weakness.

"you're awake."

A flat but slightly soft voice sounded.

After hearing this voice, Li Tianxiu sat up from the bed all of a sudden, as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, and the exhaustion and discomfort all over her body disappeared in an instant.

"Guo'er, where is this place?"

Li Tianxiu looked around at the decoration in the room, it didn't look like the dormitory where he and Oscar Tang San lived before, so he couldn't help but asked with some doubts.

"I am back!"

Before the result could speak, the door was pushed open at this moment, Xiao Wu walked in bouncingly, seeing Li Tianxiu who woke up was slightly taken aback, and then hurried over.

"Brother Tianxiu, you finally woke up, I've been a vegetarian for several days!"

Xiao Wu complained a little aggrieved.

"Damn girl, you know how to eat and eat all day long, the key is not to get fat no matter how you eat, you are not angry!"

She cursed secretly in her heart, but Li Tianxiu had to keep smiling.

"Where is this? Why am I sleeping here?"

There are many question marks in Li Tianxiu's head.

"This is the dormitory for me and Sister Guoer! You, you suddenly passed out before, and Sister Guoer sent you here after hearing the news. You have slept for three days and three nights!"

Xiao Wu curled her lips, it seems that because she is not satisfied with her food these days, she still has some resentment towards Li Tianxiu in her heart!
"This is your dormitory!?"

Li Tianxiu immediately grasped the point of Xiao Wu's words, and asked in disbelief.

"Of course! And you slept in Sister Guo'er's bed! She never left you when you were unconscious."

"Xiao Wu, talk too much!"

Before Xiao Wu could finish speaking, Guo Guo interrupted her words, Xiao Wu had no choice but to stick out her little pink tongue, standing behind Guo Guo making faces.

"Oops. I'm sick. I'm a sick man."

Li Tianxiu let out a wail, and the body that had been sitting up was lying under the bed like a dead pig, and there was a faint fragrance coming from his breath, not to mention how happy that feeling was!

Li Tianxiu's sudden reaction made Guoguo's heart tense, and he was about to step forward to check the situation, but he just saw Li Tianxiu's idiot expression on his bed, and he knew in his heart that this guy was cheating and playing tricks.

"If you really like this bed, I don't mind letting you lie in it for three more days."

As a result, a faint voice spread.

"Well, forget it."

Li Tianxiu accepted it as soon as he saw it, and got up from the bed with a grunt, but at this moment, he was happy in his heart!

"On the surface, Guo'er is ignorant of me, but deep down, she has fallen in love with me already!? Otherwise, she wouldn't care so much about me this time. It won't be long before it continues like this, I'm afraid. Hehe!"

"Where's Tianxiu? Is he awake?"

Li Tianxiu was having a sweet dream in his heart, when a naive voice from outside came in eagerly, without thinking, he just knew it was that fat man Ma Hongjun!
"Damn guy, come here to spoil my good deeds at this time!"

Li Tianxiu cursed inwardly, then turned to Xiao Wu and said.

"Tell him I'm not awake, and send him away!"

"Oh!"

Xiao Wu agreed, turned around and opened the door to go out, while Li Tianxiu lay on the bed and pretended to be unconscious.

"Brother Tianxiu hasn't woken up yet, why, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Wu didn't have a good impression of Ma Hongjun, and spoke coldly.

"Haven't woken up yet! I mean the 'doll' he gave me before."

"Hey, who did I think it was, it turned out to be Brother Ma!"

At this moment, Li Tianxiu couldn't pretend anymore, she jumped off the bed, and hastily interrupted Ma Hongjun's words.

"Are you awake? Didn't Xiao Wu just say that you were still in a coma?!"

Ma Hongjun looked a little surprised at Li Tianxiu's lively appearance.

"This guy, didn't you just tell me to lie to Fatty? Why did you jump out by yourself?!"

Xiao Wu looked at Li Tianxiu with a gloomy look.

"Isn't it because I was so enlightened by your sonorous voice, Brother Ma, that I woke up immediately! Let's go, let's not see each other every day! Find a place to have a good chat!"

Li Tianxiu hastily found a reason to prevaricate, and pulled Ma Hongjun to leave the place of right and wrong!
If he didn't leave, if this fat man slipped his mouth, he might really have to lie down for another three days!
"Fatty man, I kindly gave you a doll to relieve your boredom, why are you specifically dismantling me!"

The two came to a remote corner, Li Tianxiu said to Ma Hongjun angrily.

"You have the nerve to say that? The thing you gave me broke after I used it once! The quality is too bad!"

"It doesn't matter if it's broken, the key is that she blew up directly! My sex life for the rest of my life was almost ruined by you!"

Ma Hongjun was also very angry at this time, obviously he was the biggest victim!
"What? Your girlfriend blew up?!"

Li Tianxiu was shocked!

"That thing of yours is too unreliable! Is there a better quality one, and I can make another one for my buddies?"

Ma Hongjun pushed Li Tianxiu with his shoulder, and said with a smirk.

"Brother, you really think that thing doesn't cost money! Take me to see your 'girlfriend' first, and see if there is any possibility of saving it. Maybe sewing and mending can make do."

Li Tianxiu gave Ma Hongjun a blank look.

Although the 'doll' he bought before was indeed not expensive, what he really spent was the system's exchange points, and Li Tianxiu still had to save up to exchange for advanced exercises and elixirs!There are not many exchange points for Ma Hongjun to fix these messy things!
"Okay then, come with me!"

5 minutes later, in Ma Hongjun's dormitory.

"I'm calling you a fat man, are you still human!"

On the bunk in the dormitory, the 'doll' has become shriveled and wrinkled like a thin piece of paper, one leg has detached from the body and fell to the ground, a lot of hair has fallen out in a mess, and one ear has also fallen out. Except for the absence of blood, it is basically the same as the scene of the crime!
Even if the Da Luo Immortal came here again, there is no possibility of repairing this 'doll'!
What made Li Tianxiu frowned even more was that there were some stains left on many places on it, so I didn't even have to think about what it was!
"Now I know why Cuihua broke up with you!"

Li Tianxiu gave Ma Hongjun a thumbs up.

"I don't want to do this either! My martial spirit is special, if the evil fire cannot be released in my body, I will explode and die!"

The fat man looked helpless.

'Strong ability' is indeed what all men dream of, but the so-called overfull will overflow, and being too strong will bring a lot of trouble to people!
(End of this chapter)