Universal System Fighting Douluo

Chapter 43 43. Eat Big Sausage!
"I'm going, why is it broken again! The things in Shrek Academy are too durable!"

Li Tianxiu seemed a little speechless at this moment!

First was the crystal ball to test the soul power, followed by the dynamometer, each one was as fragile as paper in his hands.

The corners of Dai Mubai's mouth twitched when he heard this!He cursed secretly in his heart.

"Your uncle! How can a normal 12-year-old be as perverted as you!"

"Senior, what about our test?"

At this time, the freshman who was undergoing the second round of assessment asked with an ugly face.

After they passed the first round of assessment, they came here to test their strength, but they didn't expect Li Tianxiu to come here and blow up the force measuring machine!
"Well, I can only trouble you to come back tomorrow. I will tell the situation to Mr. Li, the recruiter, and let him arrange your accommodation."

Dai Mubai also seemed a little helpless.

The dynamometer is more precious than the crystal ball for the soul power test, so it would be nice to be able to buy one with Shrek Academy's financial resources!
"You can't blame me for this. If you want to blame it, blame the college for being too dilapidated!"

Looking at Dai Mubai's gaze, Li Tianxiu seemed to be afraid that the other party would open his mouth to claim compensation from him, so he hurriedly opened the mouth to clear the relationship for himself.

"Forget it, this time it's time to let the penny-pinching dean bleed a little, let's go."

Dai Mubai glanced at Li Tianxiu, looking a little helpless.

A group of people continued to walk forward, and there was a relatively open area ahead.

"This is the training square. Usually, the students compete and train here."

Dai Mubai opened his mouth to introduce.

"Selling sausages, you can use the big and delicious sausages, it's even more delicious to eat after you use them up! 5 copper soul coins for one, 10 copper soul coins for three! No kidding!"

As soon as Dai Mubai finished speaking, before Li Tianxiu and the others responded, there was a burst of shouting not far away.

The smell of meat wafted out of the car, and Li Tianxiu couldn't help swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva.

"Brother Tianxiu, I want to eat sausage!"

At this time, Xiao Wu ran to Li Tianxiu's side and said coquettishly.

Xiao Wu, a little glutton, can't walk as soon as he hears something to eat, and Li Tianxiu, who calls himself his brother-in-law, will naturally not be stingy.

Besides, this sausage is not expensive, only 5 copper soul coins, which is nothing compared to the money that Xiao Wu cheated him before!
"Eat, eat a big root, is two enough?"

Li Tianxiu asked very grandly.

"That's enough, thank you Brother Tianxiu!"

Xiao Wu said something with a smile, and then pulled Li Tianxiu to the cart not far ahead.

"Handsome girl, how about a sausage? The price is affordable and the taste is delicious. Even in this Soto city, there is no better sausage than mine!"

There was a person standing behind the cart, wearing a simple gray dress, with short hair and a beard, but his voice was soft like a girl's.

If Li Tianxiu described it, it would be more like the feeling of the ancient "Dongchang father-in-law".

In short, this voice combined with his bearded appearance always feels a little weird.

"Uncle, we want four sausages!"

Xiao Wu smiled and spoke to the man.

Xiao Wu calculated very well in her heart, Li Tianxiu had one, Tang San had one, and if she didn't eat it, she ate two.

"Uncle? Little girl, I'm only 14 years old this year, just call me brother!"

The bearded man glanced at Xiao Wu angrily, and a soft voice came out.

"You're only 14 years old? A ghost would believe it!"

Xiao Wu pouted her mouth and hummed.

"You just came, right? Brother, I don't care about you. I'll shave off my beard tomorrow and let you know what a real handsome man is! Your sausage!"

While talking, the man quickly prepared four sausages and handed them to Xiao Wu, and the payment was naturally left to Li Tianxiu.

"Xiao Ao, if you don't clean up after a few days, is your skin itchy again? Didn't I tell you that you can't sell your sausages to Xinsheng?"

Xiaowu, Li Tianxiu, Tang San and the three of them were just about to stuff the sausage into their mouths, when Dai Mubai walked over and said to the man.

"This guy should be food-type soul master Oscar, right?"

Li Tianxiu had already confirmed the identity of the man in his heart.

"What's the matter, Brother Dai, is there something wrong with this sausage?"

Tang San stopped his movements, and asked.

"It's not a problem, but Xiao Ao, you are making a new sausage for everyone to see."

Dai Mubai gave orders to the man.

"Boss Dai, aren't you smashing my signboard?"

Oscar was a little embarrassed, but after Dai Mubai waited for him a glance, he could only obey helplessly.

"I have a big sausage!"

After the low shout fell, two yellow century-old soul rings rose from under his feet, and the next moment, under the shroud of yellow light, a large light red sausage appeared out of nowhere in his hand.

"Brother Tianxiu, I won't eat!"

After hearing Oscar's extremely wretched soul curse, Xiao Wu felt nauseated, put the sausage in Li Tianxiu's hand and ran away.

Tang San also scratched his head in embarrassment, and also gave up the idea of ​​eating sausages.

"What's the point? I not only have a big sausage, but also two big eggs!"

Facing Tang San and Xiao Wu's reaction, Li Tianxiu didn't show any discomfort, and at the same time she bit the sausage fiercely in her hand!
Oscar couldn't help feeling the tightness in his lower body with that force!
"Mmm, it tastes good and very fragrant!"

While chewing the sausage, Li Tianxiu said vaguely.

There are only two things in this world that cannot be let down, and that is delicious food and beautiful women!

To Li Tianxiu, Oscar's wretched soul curse is nothing at all, the most important thing is that the sausage is delicious!
"Primary school brother, it seems that you are very enlightened! But at your age, I'm afraid there are no big eggs, only two small quail eggs?"

Oscar smirked and joked at Li Tianxiu with malicious intentions.

"Okay, I'll take care of your business and you hurt me so much, it seems that you won't be able to sell even one of your sausages in the future."

Li Tianxiu said not to be outdone, in terms of harming others, he would not lose to anyone!

"No, I will have to rely on you to take care of my business in the future! Come and let me prepare some special salad dressing for you, it will taste more delicious!"

Hearing this, Oscar hurriedly confessed, took out a bottle with a sharp mouth from the car, squeezed out some milky white viscous liquid from it, and dripped it on the sausage in Li Tianxiu's hand. Looking at it this way, it looked more like that.
"Yes, Not Bad!"

However, Li Tianxiu didn't think about the shape of the sausage at all. After adding the seasoning, the sausage tasted more delicious in his mouth than before. He ate up four sausages in threes and fives!
"Well, you are the first person who can still eat such a delicious food after hearing Xiao Ao's soul curse in all these years, Qiang!"

Dai Mubai gave Li Tianxiu a thumbs up right now.

"Where is the fourth assessment?"

At this time, a young girl's voice like a lark came from behind, attracting everyone's attention.

Li Tianxiu turned around, it was the waist-length girl at the back of the line, and another cold girl also came over, but she didn't speak, just glanced coldly in Dai Mubai's direction.

"If these two guesses are correct, they must be Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing!"

(End of this chapter)