Universal System Fighting Douluo
Chapter 2 2. I'm playing mud in Douluo!
Chapter 2 2. I'm playing mud in Douluo!
Hearing Li Tianxiu's inexplicable question, the old man was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly stopped what he was doing, his old face that was originally full of joy became tense again, he grabbed Li Tianxiu's shoulder and looked up and down.
"Son, are you okay? What about 'Caribbean' and 'Black Pearl', don't you have a fever and get confused?"
Seeing the old man's reaction, Li Tianxiu knew in her heart that she had guessed wrong.
Before he heard those children call the old man 'Grandpa Jack', Li Tianxiu thought he had time traveled to the movie 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.
"I'm fine Grandpa, just kidding with you, these are some words I use to play games with other children, I'm going out to play first!"
Li Tianxiu hurriedly made up a reason, and then ran out of the house.
"If you want to know what this place is, it seems that you have to start with the children!"
Li Tianxiu thought to himself.
At his current age of five or six, if he asks an adult some weird questions, he might be regarded as a 'ghost possessed' or something. There is no place to cry.
So he thought of asking some things from the children, at least to understand what kind of world he was reborn in.
Just like when someone asked Li Tianxiu where he lived when he was in elementary school, he would always answer: 'Mother Earth'.
Not far from the door, Li Tianxiu saw a few children squatting on the ground playing with mud, laughing and joking, as if the previous quarrel over playing house had never happened.
"It's better to be a child, carefree, and forget the unhappy things in the blink of an eye."
"I'm coming!"
With a sigh in his heart, Li Tianxiu shouted deliberately imitating the childish tone of the children, and ran towards those children.
"Come on Tianxiu, let's play mud together!"
Seeing Li Tianxiu running over, the children were very enthusiastic.
Coming among the children, Li Tianxiu squatted down naturally, grabbed a piece of mud with her delicate hands and kneaded it casually.
Li Tianxiu, who has been a man for two generations, is almost 30 years old. It's weird to squat on the ground and play in the mud with a group of kids in crotch pants.
However, he has his own plans. If he wants to obtain the most authentic and useful information from other people, the best way is to integrate into it and make others have enough trust in him.
"Uh, Xiangxiang, I just woke up and my head was a little dizzy, can you tell me where this place is!?"
After playing with it for a while, Li Tianxiu asked straight to the point.
Judging from the previous situation, this little girl named Xiangxiang is the closest to herself among these children.
"Tianxiu, you are not stupid, are you? This is your door!"
Xiangxiang stared at Li Tianxiu with big black eyes and a puzzled look on her small face, and said solemnly.
puff!
After hearing Xiangxiang's answer, Li Tianxiu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
I don't know whether to say she is innocent or stupid!
"Ahem. That's not what I mean, I mean what is the world we all live in called, such as the earth? Mars? The sun? Or what is it called Xuanming Continent? Jiuyou Continent and so on"
Li Tianxiu gave a dry cough and suppressed a smile, and began to be persuasive.
"Oh, I understood when you said that earlier, the continent we live in is called the Douluo Continent."
Xiangxiang patted her head in a daze, and a cute voice came out of her little mouth.
"So what is Douluo Dalu? Douluo Dalu!"
After hearing this answer, Li Tianxiu nodded selfishly, and then the expression on her little face instantly became extremely astonished and shocked!
Li Tianxiu subconsciously searched out some fragments of the deepest memories in her mind.
Li Tianxiu, like most of his peers, was in the rebellious period when he first entered junior high school, and the boys of that era almost had a martial arts dream in their hearts.
I want to be like some heroes described on TV or novels, flying over walls and fighting for justice.
And the fantasy works derived from martial arts novels can portray the omnipotence of the protagonist, which makes adolescent children like Li Tianxiu yearn for it, and even become crazy about it.
It was at that time that the novel "Douluo Dalu" was born, which set off a frenzy of reading fantasy novels.
Li Tianxiu is naturally one of them, but with his conditions, it is good to be able to go to school, let alone have extra money to buy a mobile phone.
And this book was rented by Li Tianxiu from the old man who set up a stall in front of the school for a fee of [-] cents a day.
After more than ten years, Li Tianxiu can't remember some specific details described in the book, but the main content and the direction of the story are still impressive.
It tells the story of the protagonist Tang San and six brothers and sisters fighting monsters and upgrading together.
It's just that after many years, the passion in Li Tianxiu's heart back then has been buried in the deepest part of his heart as he grew up and continued to polish in society.
Zizi!
Just when Li Tianxiu was shocked by Xiangxiang's words and squatted on the ground in a daze, a warm feeling came from his hand, coupled with the sound piercing his ears, all of a sudden pulled his thoughts back to reality .
"Fuck! What are you doing!"
After recovering, Li Tianxiu's complexion instantly became extremely ugly!It's even more exaggerated than when I heard that I was in Douluo Dalu before!
At this moment, the little boy named Xiaohu from before was 'opening the water gate' towards the mud in front of Li Tianxiu. Apart from his hands, even Li Tianxiu's face was splashed a lot!
"What are you talking about? The mud is almost dry, of course we need to add water! I'm not enough by myself, Tianxiu, you come too!"
For Li Tianxiu's sudden attack, the friends were all stunned, and Xiaohu even came over to help Li Tianxiu take off his pants!
"and many more!"
The corner of Li Tianxiu's mouth twitched fiercely, and hurriedly stopped Xiaohu's 'kindness', with an extremely ugly face, she asked word by word.
"Then that's how we got the muddy water before?"
"That's right! I used the water from 'A Liang' and 'Xiao Ming' before."
Xiangxiang blinked her big dark eyes, and stared at Li Tianxiu with a puzzled expression.
On the other hand, the two little boys named 'A Liang' and 'Xiao Ming' smiled triumphantly at Li Tianxiu, as if they had done some glorious deeds!
"Damn! It seems that no matter which world, bear children are the most annoying creatures!"
Li Tianxiu's face turned pale and white, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words, but he naturally had nothing to do with a group of children, so he couldn't beat them up!
What's more, with Li Tianxiu's small body now, it is still a question of whether he can beat these brats!
Standing up and stomping her feet, Li Tianxiu looked around, only then did Li Tianxiu realize that there was a sparkling light not far in front of her right, and there was the faint sound of water.
Li Tianxiu was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran towards the river.
"Tianxiu, don't leave! At worst, I'll let you be my father after playing house for a while!"
Xiaohu's voice came from afar.
"roll!"
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(End of this chapter)
Hearing Li Tianxiu's inexplicable question, the old man was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly stopped what he was doing, his old face that was originally full of joy became tense again, he grabbed Li Tianxiu's shoulder and looked up and down.
"Son, are you okay? What about 'Caribbean' and 'Black Pearl', don't you have a fever and get confused?"
Seeing the old man's reaction, Li Tianxiu knew in her heart that she had guessed wrong.
Before he heard those children call the old man 'Grandpa Jack', Li Tianxiu thought he had time traveled to the movie 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.
"I'm fine Grandpa, just kidding with you, these are some words I use to play games with other children, I'm going out to play first!"
Li Tianxiu hurriedly made up a reason, and then ran out of the house.
"If you want to know what this place is, it seems that you have to start with the children!"
Li Tianxiu thought to himself.
At his current age of five or six, if he asks an adult some weird questions, he might be regarded as a 'ghost possessed' or something. There is no place to cry.
So he thought of asking some things from the children, at least to understand what kind of world he was reborn in.
Just like when someone asked Li Tianxiu where he lived when he was in elementary school, he would always answer: 'Mother Earth'.
Not far from the door, Li Tianxiu saw a few children squatting on the ground playing with mud, laughing and joking, as if the previous quarrel over playing house had never happened.
"It's better to be a child, carefree, and forget the unhappy things in the blink of an eye."
"I'm coming!"
With a sigh in his heart, Li Tianxiu shouted deliberately imitating the childish tone of the children, and ran towards those children.
"Come on Tianxiu, let's play mud together!"
Seeing Li Tianxiu running over, the children were very enthusiastic.
Coming among the children, Li Tianxiu squatted down naturally, grabbed a piece of mud with her delicate hands and kneaded it casually.
Li Tianxiu, who has been a man for two generations, is almost 30 years old. It's weird to squat on the ground and play in the mud with a group of kids in crotch pants.
However, he has his own plans. If he wants to obtain the most authentic and useful information from other people, the best way is to integrate into it and make others have enough trust in him.
"Uh, Xiangxiang, I just woke up and my head was a little dizzy, can you tell me where this place is!?"
After playing with it for a while, Li Tianxiu asked straight to the point.
Judging from the previous situation, this little girl named Xiangxiang is the closest to herself among these children.
"Tianxiu, you are not stupid, are you? This is your door!"
Xiangxiang stared at Li Tianxiu with big black eyes and a puzzled look on her small face, and said solemnly.
puff!
After hearing Xiangxiang's answer, Li Tianxiu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
I don't know whether to say she is innocent or stupid!
"Ahem. That's not what I mean, I mean what is the world we all live in called, such as the earth? Mars? The sun? Or what is it called Xuanming Continent? Jiuyou Continent and so on"
Li Tianxiu gave a dry cough and suppressed a smile, and began to be persuasive.
"Oh, I understood when you said that earlier, the continent we live in is called the Douluo Continent."
Xiangxiang patted her head in a daze, and a cute voice came out of her little mouth.
"So what is Douluo Dalu? Douluo Dalu!"
After hearing this answer, Li Tianxiu nodded selfishly, and then the expression on her little face instantly became extremely astonished and shocked!
Li Tianxiu subconsciously searched out some fragments of the deepest memories in her mind.
Li Tianxiu, like most of his peers, was in the rebellious period when he first entered junior high school, and the boys of that era almost had a martial arts dream in their hearts.
I want to be like some heroes described on TV or novels, flying over walls and fighting for justice.
And the fantasy works derived from martial arts novels can portray the omnipotence of the protagonist, which makes adolescent children like Li Tianxiu yearn for it, and even become crazy about it.
It was at that time that the novel "Douluo Dalu" was born, which set off a frenzy of reading fantasy novels.
Li Tianxiu is naturally one of them, but with his conditions, it is good to be able to go to school, let alone have extra money to buy a mobile phone.
And this book was rented by Li Tianxiu from the old man who set up a stall in front of the school for a fee of [-] cents a day.
After more than ten years, Li Tianxiu can't remember some specific details described in the book, but the main content and the direction of the story are still impressive.
It tells the story of the protagonist Tang San and six brothers and sisters fighting monsters and upgrading together.
It's just that after many years, the passion in Li Tianxiu's heart back then has been buried in the deepest part of his heart as he grew up and continued to polish in society.
Zizi!
Just when Li Tianxiu was shocked by Xiangxiang's words and squatted on the ground in a daze, a warm feeling came from his hand, coupled with the sound piercing his ears, all of a sudden pulled his thoughts back to reality .
"Fuck! What are you doing!"
After recovering, Li Tianxiu's complexion instantly became extremely ugly!It's even more exaggerated than when I heard that I was in Douluo Dalu before!
At this moment, the little boy named Xiaohu from before was 'opening the water gate' towards the mud in front of Li Tianxiu. Apart from his hands, even Li Tianxiu's face was splashed a lot!
"What are you talking about? The mud is almost dry, of course we need to add water! I'm not enough by myself, Tianxiu, you come too!"
For Li Tianxiu's sudden attack, the friends were all stunned, and Xiaohu even came over to help Li Tianxiu take off his pants!
"and many more!"
The corner of Li Tianxiu's mouth twitched fiercely, and hurriedly stopped Xiaohu's 'kindness', with an extremely ugly face, she asked word by word.
"Then that's how we got the muddy water before?"
"That's right! I used the water from 'A Liang' and 'Xiao Ming' before."
Xiangxiang blinked her big dark eyes, and stared at Li Tianxiu with a puzzled expression.
On the other hand, the two little boys named 'A Liang' and 'Xiao Ming' smiled triumphantly at Li Tianxiu, as if they had done some glorious deeds!
"Damn! It seems that no matter which world, bear children are the most annoying creatures!"
Li Tianxiu's face turned pale and white, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words, but he naturally had nothing to do with a group of children, so he couldn't beat them up!
What's more, with Li Tianxiu's small body now, it is still a question of whether he can beat these brats!
Standing up and stomping her feet, Li Tianxiu looked around, only then did Li Tianxiu realize that there was a sparkling light not far in front of her right, and there was the faint sound of water.
Li Tianxiu was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran towards the river.
"Tianxiu, don't leave! At worst, I'll let you be my father after playing house for a while!"
Xiaohu's voice came from afar.
"roll!"
PS; (Ask for a wave of recommendation tickets and favorites, and you can click the punch card behind the chapter name of QQ reading friends, thank you!~)
(End of this chapter)
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