Chapter 1 This is too exciting!
Midwinter, the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.

It is night, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the wind is light and the clouds are light.

Huang Can put on his most decent clothes, a waistline made of unknown fabric, and a small hat made of rattan, and got out of a dense forest.

Not far away, a small county called Yungang was dimly lit.

Because it is backed by Eryatou Mountain in the [-]th Line Scenic Area.

The nightlife in the small county town is fairly rich, and the bar night market is bustling.

Huang Can skipped and trotted.

Head towards the light.

Half an hour later, there was a small road with dimly lit street lights.

The off-duty woman lowered her head and hurried on her way with a small bag in her arms.

After observing for a while, I feel that the target in front of me is still a good match for my eyes.

Huang Can stood up and sprinted to the opponent.

"Fellow townsman, look at me, do I look like a man or a god?"

woman:"???"

Looking at the white shadow blocking the way, the woman couldn't help rubbing her eyes.

The one who was sure to talk to me was a pure white and yellow leather child with cute looks, quick eyes, and a small coat and hat.

The ions on the woman's head stood up.

Look at each other for a moment.

The woman moved her dantian with luck, opened her small mouth, and let out a scream: "Ghost."

After the sound fell, he rolled and crawled and fled.

The speed is called fast!
It is estimated that they can participate in the Olympics and win glory for the country.

Huang Can: "."

Faced with such an unbearable scene, Huang Can was speechless for a while.

He silently took out the small notebook he had picked up.

Write down on it: the 47th challenge for seal, failed!

Huang Can, an earth nerd.

Because of a small accident, I caught up with the long-awaited crossing tide.

It's a pity that he was unlucky and took away a yellow weasel, that is, a weasel.

And it's pure white.

Like most traversers, Huang Can is also bound to a system.

With this golden finger, it only took him ten years to cultivate to the point of punching wild boars and kicking leopards.

The key is to be able to speak out.

However, the next bottleneck was encountered.

To get closer, there are only two ways to go:
Either, follow the old path of the Five Great Immortals and find human beings to ask for title; or, use the help of the system father.

However, at this critical moment, the system was suddenly upgraded.

It is simply a human tragedy.

As a last resort, he had no choice but to give up his second thought, and embarked on the long and slow road of begging for seals.

The so-called doufeng refers to the process in which refined animals use a breath of spiritual energy in the human body to break through the bottleneck of self-cultivation.

It is not very difficult to operate.

Find someone at random and ask him, "Do you think I look like a man or a god?"

If the other party answers that it looks like a human being, the feigned animal will be able to obtain a human body, so as to practice the Dao with a human body.

If the other party answers like a god, then congratulations, not only can you get a human body, but you can also embark on the road to becoming a god.

However, this kind of thing is easier said than done.

Take Huang Can as an example, his experience in seeking a title
Forget it, let's not talk about this.

It's more than tears!
"Three chances a night, try your luck elsewhere!"

Putting away the small notebook, Huang Can began to move the battlefield.

After half an hour.

A drunk young man staggered out of the nightclub with a mouthful of alcohol and turned into a side alley.

A white shadow landed in front of him, and he asked:
"Fellow townsman, look at me, do I look like a man or a god?"

"What the hell is this? Hiccup!"

The drunk young man looked down, and muttered impatiently: "Who are you, God, I think you look like a chicken."

"Ah!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Huang Canfei got up and kicked the drunk young man to the ground.

Then it disappeared without a trace.

When he got to a place where no one was around, he wiped the cold sweat off his brow.

He muttered with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I reacted quickly, and didn't let that guy talk about everything, otherwise"

After experiencing two failures in a row, Huang Can felt heavy in his heart.

As the saying goes, the great way is fifty, and the sky is fourty-nine.

Counting the two times just now, he has failed 48 times in a row.

I was really unlucky tonight, and I actually encountered two sticks in a row.

Some of him didn't want to try again for the third time.

After thinking about it again and again, Huang Can decided to go back to his old lair first.

Anyway, the days are long.
=Before making the No.40 nine attempts to win the title, he must find an auspicious day, as for today.
just forget it!
Looking around, surrounded by feasting lights, Huang Can let out a helpless sigh.

When he left, the small back looked extremely bleak.

Huang Can has a problem. When he is in a bad mood, he gets hungry easily.

On the way back, he performed the traditional performance of the weasel family.

Sneaked into a fellow villager's house on the outskirts of the city, touched a big red-crowned rooster and came out.

"Humanity owes me so much. Eating a chicken is not too much!"

On the side of the road, in the grass, Huang Can enjoyed a big meal on his own.

"Drip!"

Not long after, a high-end SUV came from a distance.

How else to put it, even the fate can't stop it!

When the car came close, it braked suddenly with a "squeak".

"Family, Eryatou Mountain is in front of you. Within a hundred miles, it is the best place to watch the meteor shower."

In the carriage, a beautiful girl was working hard on her mobile phone for nothing.

In the driver's seat, another beautiful girl looked disgusted.

"I told you, Boss, please stop talking a few words! Didn't you say you want to solve personal problems? Don't hurry up!"

Two beauties, a young girl and a sister Zhou.

They are all popular anchors on the shark fin live broadcast platform.

During the day yesterday, a piece of news was on the hot search, saying that tonight there will be a Leonid meteor shower that is rare in a hundred years in the Dragon Council.

Originally, this matter had a lot to do with them.

However, the little girl didn't know what to think, but unexpectedly, she wanted to go outdoors to hold a live broadcast on a whim.

This guy is timid and dare not go to the wilderness alone.

So he took his good sister Zhou Jie.

The latter thought about it and agreed because of his affection, but he regretted it not long after he went out.

She didn't even think that her best friend was actually a troublesome mother.

Just like now.

Obviously, he had taken care of the other party before going out, not to drink too many drinks on the way, and the other party poured two bottles of black tea as soon as he turned his head.

It's all right now, I need to find a place to put water.

This is really
"Cut~, didn't I help you gain popularity?"

"By the way, help me take a look, I don't want to be taken advantage of by others."

Listening to her best friend's complaints, the little girl stuck out her pink tongue, took her mobile phone and pushed open the car door.

Looking around, he actually went straight to Huang Can's direction.

At this moment, Huang Can had already eaten and drank enough, and was lying on his back to count the stars in the sky.

He was also slightly surprised to see someone coming over.

"Who is this? What are you doing by the side of the road so late?"

At first, Huang Can didn't think much about it, but soon he felt something was wrong.

Subconsciously turned his head away.

I saw a piece of white.

"pattering~"

Huang Can: "!!!"

Listening to the sound of running water close at hand, looking at the heat steaming in the grass, and the inexplicable scenery.

His claws were numb at that time.

Poor little heart!

This is also very exciting!

"Crack!"

With a flick of the little tail, it broke a nearby branch.

next moment.

There was a sound of running water, and Dai Xiaomei turned her head stiffly.

At the critical moment, if Huang Can didn't do anything, probably nothing would happen.

However, he was confused for a moment.

Strangely, he straightened up and said, "Fellow townsman, look at me, do I look like a man or a god?"

Stay girl: "???"

Looking at each other for a few seconds, Dai Xiaomei felt as if she had been shot in the ass by an arrow.

He lifted his pants with one hand and rushed out like a wild horse.

"Monster! Help! Sister Zhou, come and save me!"

The next moment, the scene went out of control.

(End of this chapter)

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