Huaxia ahead, monsters are forbidden
Chapter 156 Am I Like a Grave Robber?
Chapter 156 Am I Like a Grave Robber?
[Title: Lucky Trash]
[Source: Strange things have been added to the dredging potion, which increases your attributes slightly. 】
[Special Effect Bonus: The wearer has a 20% increased chance of triggering side plots, a 20% increased chance of obtaining special props, and a 40% increased taunt effect. 】
When seeing the title, Wang Hai hesitated for a moment, and then he was a little angry when he saw the title clearly.
Let the garbage be garbage, and return the TM lucky garbage!
With this kind of name, no matter how good the attribute is, no one will wear it!
……
When the five shining fonts of "Lucky Trash" appeared in the property bar, Wang Hai felt that it was actually not that ugly, at least this property was still very objective.
Well, it’s so sweet!
Then, he turned to the introduction of another item.
[Props: Clown’s human skin mask]
[Source: "I don't know if my arrival is a disaster. My mother and friends are very afraid of me. In order to make them happy, I gave myself a big smile with a knife, but they seem to be more afraid of me... ···"--clown. 】
[Special effect bonus: The horror effect is increased by 50%, and there is a certain chance of causing psychological trauma to the person who looks at each other.Put it on, it will be very beneficial to your work.Just hope, you don't get too deep into the drama. 】
Wang Hai took out the mask from the box. It felt good to the touch, very soft and strong. At least he pulled it hard a few times, and the mask was not damaged in any way.
It was a white man's face, smeared with paint that couldn't be wiped off, with two horrible hollows where the eyes would be.
Holding the mask like this is soft and has a good texture. After trying on the size, Wang Hai put the mask on his face, and it felt cool and comfortable.
The fit is very good, and after a few presses, the mask is hardly felt, which is definitely not comparable to traditional inverted masks.
There was a full-length mirror embedded in the wardrobe, Wang Hai walked over and stood in front of the mirror.
In the mirror is a muscular man, wearing beach shorts on the lower body, a vest and a short-sleeved plaid shirt on the upper body, the buttons are unbuttoned, and obvious muscle lines can be seen.
Strong muscles make every movement he makes casually full of strength and beauty.
Looking up, a pale face appeared incongruously here, the skin was as white as a dead person, there were thick dark circles around the eyes, and wrinkles lingered in the corners of the eyes.
The nose is quite three-dimensional, nothing special.
But the mouth under the nose was grinning very wide, the corner of his mouth was cut open by a sharp weapon, and the surrounding area was smeared red like blood, almost reaching the ears.
"Is this me?"
Wang Hai frowned, the gully on his forehead was very obvious.
He has seen the movie of the clown, and the image of Heath Ledger is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the crazy posture makes it hard to tell the truth from the fake.
But this mask looks more terrifying than in the movie.
Wang Hai swallowed his saliva, moved his lower lip, looked at the man in the mirror, opened his mouth, and smiled unconsciously.
"Hey hey hey..."
At this moment, the feeling presented by this face is fear, anger, sadness, joy, despair...
All kinds of emotions seem to be mixed together. Although he is laughing, it seems that many emotions are clearly expressed.
This feeling can be described in one word, that is - crazy!
It's obviously scary, but it's very pleasing to the eye after seeing too much.
Standing in front of the mirror, Wang Hai fiddled with his hair a few times, and took two selfies for himself.
Afterwards, he didn't take off his mask, just sat down cross-legged, opened the system interface and began to study.
【Name: Wang Hai】
【Sex: Male】
【Age: 23 years old】
[Level: Apprentice Reaper]
[Strength: 15 (+3)]
[Spirit: 20 (+5)]
[Agility: 9 (+2)]
[Endurance: 10 (+2)]
[Ability: None]
[Title: Lucky Trash]
【Life: 84 (+7 days)】
[Health status: the deadline is approaching]
"Well, all aspects have been enhanced to a certain extent. Due to long-term fitness, my strength was still good before. Now, after the increase, my mental strength is the same as my strength. Is that the level of intelligence? It should be, but it shouldn't be. limited to intelligence.
"Hearing and vision have improved to a certain extent, and strength has also been strengthened. These can be felt intuitively. Although it is only a vague intuition, it really exists.
"In this way, this potion is really a treasure. Looking at the description, it seems that this change occurred because other substances were added to it. If it can be obtained in large quantities, wouldn't it be possible to transform my body? To a terrible degree?"
Thinking of this, a touch of madness appeared in Wang Hai's eyes, and then he shook his head again.
"The chance of this shouldn't be high. I'm just lucky this time. Who knows what will be added next time? What if it's poison? It's a pity that the potion just now has been used up. Otherwise, I'll take it for a test. I don't know if it can be used. Make some copies."
Having tasted a little bit of sweetness, Wang Hai couldn't wait to take on new tasks.
The main task has not been unlocked yet, suggesting that his ability is insufficient, and he must first do side tasks and daily tasks to improve his strength.
In terms of side quests, it's the "lost tramp".
[Mission introduction: In this indifferent city, everyone is a wanderer in life.I don’t know when it started, I seemed to have an epiphany, and since then I have put aside everything and searched for the true meaning of freedom in life. 】
[Some people say I'm crazy, I smile. 】
[Some people say I'm stupid, I smile. 】
[Some people say that I am a bad person, I am still laughing, maybe it is, because while eliminating evil, I am also worse. 】
[Task Difficulty: Normal]
[Task Rewards: Healing Potion (restores 1-7 days of life), Death Equipment (obtained with a certain probability)]
Wang Hai was a little confused after reading the mission introduction, feeling a little foggy. Although there were many homeless people in Qingxia, he didn't know where he was going or what he was doing.What does it take to complete a task?
Is it possible to catch a homeless man and submit the task?
forget it.
In addition, there are daily tasks that are refreshed every day, divided into three levels: simple, general, and nightmare.
The task level is randomly refreshed, and the refresh rate is 4-5-1. The probability of general difficulty is the highest, followed by easy, and the probability of adversity is the lowest. It may not happen once in ten times.
According to the division of difficulty, it should be literally.
The simple ones can be done easily, the normal difficulty ones need to work harder, and the nightmare ones are probably very dangerous.
"That's it. It shouldn't be too difficult at the beginning. It's probably simple. It's just an ordinary task at most, and it won't be life-threatening."
Without hesitation, Wang Hai clicked on the task claim, and as the yellow glare flashed, the task window appeared.
[As expected of a lucky piece of trash, I got the Nightmare Difficulty for the first time, I hope you can survive tonight, Amen. 】
Seeing the task meeting that popped up, Wang Hai felt quite a pain in the ass.
Other people's systems, when they come up, there are all kinds of cheats, all kinds of heaven-defying, all kinds of stealing treasures, and there are old grandpas at every turn.
But what about here?
Not to mention being complained about endlessly by the system, the first daily task is a nightmare difficulty!
Please, I'm new!newcomer!
Even if you let him do the task, at least give him a few pieces of powerful equipment!Is this really trying to kill me?
After complaining for a while, the system panel suddenly turned into a mirror, which could just reflect his pale and terrifying face.
Hehe, is this reminding me that I have equipment?
"Even if you give me a gun for novice equipment, give me a mask, scare ghosts!?"
[Mission brief introduction: There is a dilapidated haunted house in the western suburbs, which is said to be a gathering place for evil spirits.Please arrive at the haunted house before midnight, find a mirror there, play finger-tapping with yourself, and win. 】
[Task Reward: Strengthening potion (slightly increases lifespan and randomly strengthens attributes) item reward (random distribution according to completion)]
[Warm reminder: Do everything according to your ability. If you encounter a task that cannot be completed, don't be reckless or discouraged. At least, you can still die. 】
Wang Hai: "..."
Wang Hai has become accustomed to the system's poisonous chicken soup. If it really stops being poisonous someday, maybe he is not used to it yet.
It was only early in the morning, and it was still early before midnight, so Wang Hai had a simple breakfast.Not much, just like a dozen or so eggs.
Afterwards, I came to the city hospital, asked Gu Ming for my examination report, and asked him why he called to tell me at that time.
Faced with this question, Gu Ming was also puzzled.
"I don't know. I was tired from playing poker and I was going to sleep, but suddenly I wanted to tell you the results of the test. It was like being obsessed. It seemed that if I didn't make this call, I would have nothing to do with it." Same, that’s all, you understand.”
Filter out the weird stuff, and the rest is still very thought-provoking.
The sudden feeling, I can't help it.
What a depressing vocabulary.
Let's just put it that way.
Looking up in the past, the sky is blue sky and white clouds, the worst thing is rain or wind.Looking up now, above the blue sky, there seems to be a pair of eyes watching everything, and stretching out invisible big hands, manipulating many things.
This feeling is very uncomfortable.
"A game of the gods..." Wang Hai murmured, then shook his head to cheer himself up.
Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, and the most important thing is to get through the hurdles in front of you.
Wang Hai knows little about the haunted house in the western suburbs, so he can only rely on Du Niang to provide some information.
The western suburbs here are not the western suburbs of Qingshui, but the western suburbs of the city directly above it, which is fifty or sixty kilometers away from here.
Wang Hai didn't have a car, only a small e-donkey, and he couldn't run that far at all.
There is no bus station over there and no taxi will go there.
He had no choice but to charter a car at a high price.
But all the drivers he contacted shook their heads like rattles when they heard that they were going to the suburbs at midnight. Especially seeing Wang Hai's strong physique, they thought it was an accident and seemed to have no chance to resist.
After tossing and tossing for a long time, finally a man with a scar on his face took the order at a price of 1000 yuan for a round trip.
This price can be said to be very high, several times higher than the regular price.
But there is no way, no one dares to accept it.
"It's not easy to go to the western suburbs. I'll do some work during the day, and I'll pick you up after dinner." After collecting the deposit, the taxi driver said in a low voice.
His name is Liu Qiang, he is as strong as a bear, and looks a lot stronger than Wang Hai.In addition, he is dark and has a scar at the corner of his face and eyes, so others call him a blind bear.
It is said that he used to be a gangster, very fierce, dared to cut people, and even spent time in an iron prison.
The brother driver who introduced him at that time also said that if even Xiong Xiazi dared not take this job, then no one would dare to take it.
After finishing the busy work, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and it was already past meal time.Wang Hai was not in the mood for lunch anymore, so he rode his little electric donkey to buy some tools.
A head-mounted miner's lamp, a leash, a glow stick, a 100-volt electric baton, tactical gloves, and a green military cap with the national emblem embroidered on it.
Time passed by in a hurry, and it was sunset again in a flash.
After hastily eating dinner, Wang Hai was fully armed and ready to face new challenges.
Newly washed multifunctional military trousers, black short-sleeves, a military green jacket, a pair of tactical gloves on his hands, and a pair of labor protection military boots embedded with steel plates on his feet.
Of course, there is also the green military cap embroidered with the national emblem.
Liu Qiang was very quick, and he arrived downstairs at his house within 15 minutes after making the phone call.
"Xijiao Paradise, please."
Liu Qiang nodded, and started the car silently.
The road at night is not easy to walk, Liu Qiang is not driving fast.
While paying attention to the road conditions, he looked at Wang Hai from the rearview mirror.
Every time he took a second look, his brows wrinkled even more.
Twenty kilometers away from the urban area is not easy to walk. The road to the western suburbs has been abandoned for a long time. It has been in disrepair for a long time, and there are potholes everywhere. I have been walking on this road. Liu Qiang is also very worried about whether the money earned this trip Worth paying for car repairs.
Fortunately, before walking too far, they encountered a small road, and Liu Qiang took advantage of the opportunity and drove over.
This is a one-way street, which didn't exist in the first place, but a local tyrant built a villa on the mountain more than ten miles away. In order to go to that villa occasionally for vacation, he built the cement road for more than ten miles.
These were also what Liu Qiang told him during the chat.
Nine out of ten drivers are talkative, this is true after all.At the beginning, I was not familiar with him, and Liu Qiang didn't speak much.
But after leaving the city, the conversation gradually became more frequent, and the two of them started chatting all the time.
"Master, I think your scar is quite scary. Did you really mess around in the past?"
"You said this, I was fat when I was born, so I can only have a cesarean delivery." Liu Qiang pointed to his scar and said.
"What does this have to do with a C-section?"
"The doctor who performed the operation was a novice, and when he got excited, he worked hard."
Wang Hai smiled awkwardly, knowing that the other party was joking, but he didn't take it seriously.
"By the way, buddy, you come to the suburbs alone at night, can't you be fishing for oil?"
"Filling ground oil?"
"That's right, I think you look like a guy in your body, no matter how you look at it, there should be a Luoyang shovel in that bag."
Looking at Liu Qiang's serious eyes, Wang Hai couldn't help but smile wryly.
He's not a man of odds, and he can't understand the slang words of those bastards, so he didn't understand them at first.
It wasn't until Liu Qiang talked about Luoyang Shovel that he figured out what fishing for oil meant.
It turned out that he appeared in the suburbs in this outfit at night, which made him think he was a grave-digger.
Wang Hai smiled bitterly and pointed at himself: "Do I look like a tomb robber?"
(End of this chapter)
[Title: Lucky Trash]
[Source: Strange things have been added to the dredging potion, which increases your attributes slightly. 】
[Special Effect Bonus: The wearer has a 20% increased chance of triggering side plots, a 20% increased chance of obtaining special props, and a 40% increased taunt effect. 】
When seeing the title, Wang Hai hesitated for a moment, and then he was a little angry when he saw the title clearly.
Let the garbage be garbage, and return the TM lucky garbage!
With this kind of name, no matter how good the attribute is, no one will wear it!
……
When the five shining fonts of "Lucky Trash" appeared in the property bar, Wang Hai felt that it was actually not that ugly, at least this property was still very objective.
Well, it’s so sweet!
Then, he turned to the introduction of another item.
[Props: Clown’s human skin mask]
[Source: "I don't know if my arrival is a disaster. My mother and friends are very afraid of me. In order to make them happy, I gave myself a big smile with a knife, but they seem to be more afraid of me... ···"--clown. 】
[Special effect bonus: The horror effect is increased by 50%, and there is a certain chance of causing psychological trauma to the person who looks at each other.Put it on, it will be very beneficial to your work.Just hope, you don't get too deep into the drama. 】
Wang Hai took out the mask from the box. It felt good to the touch, very soft and strong. At least he pulled it hard a few times, and the mask was not damaged in any way.
It was a white man's face, smeared with paint that couldn't be wiped off, with two horrible hollows where the eyes would be.
Holding the mask like this is soft and has a good texture. After trying on the size, Wang Hai put the mask on his face, and it felt cool and comfortable.
The fit is very good, and after a few presses, the mask is hardly felt, which is definitely not comparable to traditional inverted masks.
There was a full-length mirror embedded in the wardrobe, Wang Hai walked over and stood in front of the mirror.
In the mirror is a muscular man, wearing beach shorts on the lower body, a vest and a short-sleeved plaid shirt on the upper body, the buttons are unbuttoned, and obvious muscle lines can be seen.
Strong muscles make every movement he makes casually full of strength and beauty.
Looking up, a pale face appeared incongruously here, the skin was as white as a dead person, there were thick dark circles around the eyes, and wrinkles lingered in the corners of the eyes.
The nose is quite three-dimensional, nothing special.
But the mouth under the nose was grinning very wide, the corner of his mouth was cut open by a sharp weapon, and the surrounding area was smeared red like blood, almost reaching the ears.
"Is this me?"
Wang Hai frowned, the gully on his forehead was very obvious.
He has seen the movie of the clown, and the image of Heath Ledger is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the crazy posture makes it hard to tell the truth from the fake.
But this mask looks more terrifying than in the movie.
Wang Hai swallowed his saliva, moved his lower lip, looked at the man in the mirror, opened his mouth, and smiled unconsciously.
"Hey hey hey..."
At this moment, the feeling presented by this face is fear, anger, sadness, joy, despair...
All kinds of emotions seem to be mixed together. Although he is laughing, it seems that many emotions are clearly expressed.
This feeling can be described in one word, that is - crazy!
It's obviously scary, but it's very pleasing to the eye after seeing too much.
Standing in front of the mirror, Wang Hai fiddled with his hair a few times, and took two selfies for himself.
Afterwards, he didn't take off his mask, just sat down cross-legged, opened the system interface and began to study.
【Name: Wang Hai】
【Sex: Male】
【Age: 23 years old】
[Level: Apprentice Reaper]
[Strength: 15 (+3)]
[Spirit: 20 (+5)]
[Agility: 9 (+2)]
[Endurance: 10 (+2)]
[Ability: None]
[Title: Lucky Trash]
【Life: 84 (+7 days)】
[Health status: the deadline is approaching]
"Well, all aspects have been enhanced to a certain extent. Due to long-term fitness, my strength was still good before. Now, after the increase, my mental strength is the same as my strength. Is that the level of intelligence? It should be, but it shouldn't be. limited to intelligence.
"Hearing and vision have improved to a certain extent, and strength has also been strengthened. These can be felt intuitively. Although it is only a vague intuition, it really exists.
"In this way, this potion is really a treasure. Looking at the description, it seems that this change occurred because other substances were added to it. If it can be obtained in large quantities, wouldn't it be possible to transform my body? To a terrible degree?"
Thinking of this, a touch of madness appeared in Wang Hai's eyes, and then he shook his head again.
"The chance of this shouldn't be high. I'm just lucky this time. Who knows what will be added next time? What if it's poison? It's a pity that the potion just now has been used up. Otherwise, I'll take it for a test. I don't know if it can be used. Make some copies."
Having tasted a little bit of sweetness, Wang Hai couldn't wait to take on new tasks.
The main task has not been unlocked yet, suggesting that his ability is insufficient, and he must first do side tasks and daily tasks to improve his strength.
In terms of side quests, it's the "lost tramp".
[Mission introduction: In this indifferent city, everyone is a wanderer in life.I don’t know when it started, I seemed to have an epiphany, and since then I have put aside everything and searched for the true meaning of freedom in life. 】
[Some people say I'm crazy, I smile. 】
[Some people say I'm stupid, I smile. 】
[Some people say that I am a bad person, I am still laughing, maybe it is, because while eliminating evil, I am also worse. 】
[Task Difficulty: Normal]
[Task Rewards: Healing Potion (restores 1-7 days of life), Death Equipment (obtained with a certain probability)]
Wang Hai was a little confused after reading the mission introduction, feeling a little foggy. Although there were many homeless people in Qingxia, he didn't know where he was going or what he was doing.What does it take to complete a task?
Is it possible to catch a homeless man and submit the task?
forget it.
In addition, there are daily tasks that are refreshed every day, divided into three levels: simple, general, and nightmare.
The task level is randomly refreshed, and the refresh rate is 4-5-1. The probability of general difficulty is the highest, followed by easy, and the probability of adversity is the lowest. It may not happen once in ten times.
According to the division of difficulty, it should be literally.
The simple ones can be done easily, the normal difficulty ones need to work harder, and the nightmare ones are probably very dangerous.
"That's it. It shouldn't be too difficult at the beginning. It's probably simple. It's just an ordinary task at most, and it won't be life-threatening."
Without hesitation, Wang Hai clicked on the task claim, and as the yellow glare flashed, the task window appeared.
[As expected of a lucky piece of trash, I got the Nightmare Difficulty for the first time, I hope you can survive tonight, Amen. 】
Seeing the task meeting that popped up, Wang Hai felt quite a pain in the ass.
Other people's systems, when they come up, there are all kinds of cheats, all kinds of heaven-defying, all kinds of stealing treasures, and there are old grandpas at every turn.
But what about here?
Not to mention being complained about endlessly by the system, the first daily task is a nightmare difficulty!
Please, I'm new!newcomer!
Even if you let him do the task, at least give him a few pieces of powerful equipment!Is this really trying to kill me?
After complaining for a while, the system panel suddenly turned into a mirror, which could just reflect his pale and terrifying face.
Hehe, is this reminding me that I have equipment?
"Even if you give me a gun for novice equipment, give me a mask, scare ghosts!?"
[Mission brief introduction: There is a dilapidated haunted house in the western suburbs, which is said to be a gathering place for evil spirits.Please arrive at the haunted house before midnight, find a mirror there, play finger-tapping with yourself, and win. 】
[Task Reward: Strengthening potion (slightly increases lifespan and randomly strengthens attributes) item reward (random distribution according to completion)]
[Warm reminder: Do everything according to your ability. If you encounter a task that cannot be completed, don't be reckless or discouraged. At least, you can still die. 】
Wang Hai: "..."
Wang Hai has become accustomed to the system's poisonous chicken soup. If it really stops being poisonous someday, maybe he is not used to it yet.
It was only early in the morning, and it was still early before midnight, so Wang Hai had a simple breakfast.Not much, just like a dozen or so eggs.
Afterwards, I came to the city hospital, asked Gu Ming for my examination report, and asked him why he called to tell me at that time.
Faced with this question, Gu Ming was also puzzled.
"I don't know. I was tired from playing poker and I was going to sleep, but suddenly I wanted to tell you the results of the test. It was like being obsessed. It seemed that if I didn't make this call, I would have nothing to do with it." Same, that’s all, you understand.”
Filter out the weird stuff, and the rest is still very thought-provoking.
The sudden feeling, I can't help it.
What a depressing vocabulary.
Let's just put it that way.
Looking up in the past, the sky is blue sky and white clouds, the worst thing is rain or wind.Looking up now, above the blue sky, there seems to be a pair of eyes watching everything, and stretching out invisible big hands, manipulating many things.
This feeling is very uncomfortable.
"A game of the gods..." Wang Hai murmured, then shook his head to cheer himself up.
Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, and the most important thing is to get through the hurdles in front of you.
Wang Hai knows little about the haunted house in the western suburbs, so he can only rely on Du Niang to provide some information.
The western suburbs here are not the western suburbs of Qingshui, but the western suburbs of the city directly above it, which is fifty or sixty kilometers away from here.
Wang Hai didn't have a car, only a small e-donkey, and he couldn't run that far at all.
There is no bus station over there and no taxi will go there.
He had no choice but to charter a car at a high price.
But all the drivers he contacted shook their heads like rattles when they heard that they were going to the suburbs at midnight. Especially seeing Wang Hai's strong physique, they thought it was an accident and seemed to have no chance to resist.
After tossing and tossing for a long time, finally a man with a scar on his face took the order at a price of 1000 yuan for a round trip.
This price can be said to be very high, several times higher than the regular price.
But there is no way, no one dares to accept it.
"It's not easy to go to the western suburbs. I'll do some work during the day, and I'll pick you up after dinner." After collecting the deposit, the taxi driver said in a low voice.
His name is Liu Qiang, he is as strong as a bear, and looks a lot stronger than Wang Hai.In addition, he is dark and has a scar at the corner of his face and eyes, so others call him a blind bear.
It is said that he used to be a gangster, very fierce, dared to cut people, and even spent time in an iron prison.
The brother driver who introduced him at that time also said that if even Xiong Xiazi dared not take this job, then no one would dare to take it.
After finishing the busy work, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and it was already past meal time.Wang Hai was not in the mood for lunch anymore, so he rode his little electric donkey to buy some tools.
A head-mounted miner's lamp, a leash, a glow stick, a 100-volt electric baton, tactical gloves, and a green military cap with the national emblem embroidered on it.
Time passed by in a hurry, and it was sunset again in a flash.
After hastily eating dinner, Wang Hai was fully armed and ready to face new challenges.
Newly washed multifunctional military trousers, black short-sleeves, a military green jacket, a pair of tactical gloves on his hands, and a pair of labor protection military boots embedded with steel plates on his feet.
Of course, there is also the green military cap embroidered with the national emblem.
Liu Qiang was very quick, and he arrived downstairs at his house within 15 minutes after making the phone call.
"Xijiao Paradise, please."
Liu Qiang nodded, and started the car silently.
The road at night is not easy to walk, Liu Qiang is not driving fast.
While paying attention to the road conditions, he looked at Wang Hai from the rearview mirror.
Every time he took a second look, his brows wrinkled even more.
Twenty kilometers away from the urban area is not easy to walk. The road to the western suburbs has been abandoned for a long time. It has been in disrepair for a long time, and there are potholes everywhere. I have been walking on this road. Liu Qiang is also very worried about whether the money earned this trip Worth paying for car repairs.
Fortunately, before walking too far, they encountered a small road, and Liu Qiang took advantage of the opportunity and drove over.
This is a one-way street, which didn't exist in the first place, but a local tyrant built a villa on the mountain more than ten miles away. In order to go to that villa occasionally for vacation, he built the cement road for more than ten miles.
These were also what Liu Qiang told him during the chat.
Nine out of ten drivers are talkative, this is true after all.At the beginning, I was not familiar with him, and Liu Qiang didn't speak much.
But after leaving the city, the conversation gradually became more frequent, and the two of them started chatting all the time.
"Master, I think your scar is quite scary. Did you really mess around in the past?"
"You said this, I was fat when I was born, so I can only have a cesarean delivery." Liu Qiang pointed to his scar and said.
"What does this have to do with a C-section?"
"The doctor who performed the operation was a novice, and when he got excited, he worked hard."
Wang Hai smiled awkwardly, knowing that the other party was joking, but he didn't take it seriously.
"By the way, buddy, you come to the suburbs alone at night, can't you be fishing for oil?"
"Filling ground oil?"
"That's right, I think you look like a guy in your body, no matter how you look at it, there should be a Luoyang shovel in that bag."
Looking at Liu Qiang's serious eyes, Wang Hai couldn't help but smile wryly.
He's not a man of odds, and he can't understand the slang words of those bastards, so he didn't understand them at first.
It wasn't until Liu Qiang talked about Luoyang Shovel that he figured out what fishing for oil meant.
It turned out that he appeared in the suburbs in this outfit at night, which made him think he was a grave-digger.
Wang Hai smiled bitterly and pointed at himself: "Do I look like a tomb robber?"
(End of this chapter)
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