Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 340 The empress is out of the palace again!

"Mr. Wu, Mr. Shangguan, you two are really interested recently!"

Looking at the two young masters Ruyu who are so handsome that they are not like normal people, Di Ping'an's mouth twitched for a moment!
Looking around the entire city of Chang'an, there is no one who is more meticulously dressed than the two young masters in front of me. Of course, this does not include the two brothers Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi in the Liang Palace.
After all, the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er are women disguised as men, but Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi are men disguised as women. This world is really not normal!
But think about it in a blink of an eye, even Wu Zetian can be the emperor as a female, and the rooster serves as the morning, and the two brothers are male as female, so what's the problem?
"Why, it seems that Magistrate Di doesn't welcome the two of us?"

The female emperor raised her brows for a moment, looked at Di Ping'an, and said dissatisfied for a moment, I visit you every time in private, shouldn't you be grateful, why is the disgusted expression on your face now almost It's overflowing!

"No, no, welcome, welcome, welcome!"

Di Pingan suddenly forced a smile on his face. There was no other way. The empress had become addicted to private visits in Weifu, so she insisted on coming to him. What could he do?Could it be possible to directly reject the Empress?
"Your Majesty, why are you here again today? Could it be because you want to eat my minister's roasted sweet potatoes?"

Accompanying the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er into the Wannian County Government Office, and came to the backyard familiarly, Di Ping'an took the initiative to pour a pot of tea, and must understand this matter today, saying that the Empress does not work all day ?
Are there so few national affairs in the Tang Dynasty now?It's not like him, the Wannian county government, who doesn't have any special tasks all day long, right? It seems that the courtiers have been a little too lax recently?

"Di Ping'an, you have the nerve to say it!" Speaking of roasted sweet potatoes, the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er were full of resentment for a moment!

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

Di Ping'an is a little confused at the moment, so he doesn't understand what happened to the empress at all. She was fine just now, but now she is about to turn her face in the blink of an eye?

How did Di Pingan know that the empress and Shangguan Wan'er ate roasted sweet potatoes after they returned to the palace yesterday, but ended up farting again, and even Shangguan Wan'er was almost driven crazy, and in the end, that smell The anger was released in the form of hiccups, otherwise, Shangguan Wan'er would really be ashamed to see others today.

[Empress and Shangguan Wan'er didn't eat roasted sweet potatoes after they went back yesterday, and then did something shameful, didn't I tell them that they would fart after eating sweet potatoes? 】

【Uh, if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be true, but yesterday's incident was already so obvious. Didn't the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er think about why? 】

Di Ping'an couldn't help guessing maliciously in his heart for a moment, but he didn't expect his voice to be heard clearly by the empress!
"Okay, Di Ping'an, I really misread you. You will fart when you eat sweet potatoes. You didn't tell me such important news. Fortunately, you were in the bedroom yesterday, and no jokes were made. Otherwise, I would fart." I'm afraid I won't have the face to be the emperor!"

However, even though the Empress thought so, she couldn't find any excuse to punish Di Pingan for a while, after all, she was still counting on Di Pingan to do things for him now!

Regarding the matter of sweet potatoes, the empress really doesn't want to mention it anymore, it is really detrimental to the empress's temperament!

"Di Ping'an, didn't you tell me yesterday that you already have a clue about the Chen Hai case? Don't forget that I only gave you ten days, you have to hurry up and let me handle this matter!"

The female emperor snorted coldly for a moment, she really shouldn't be too polite to Di Pingan, a person like this needs to be encouraged to motivate him!

"It's Your Majesty, then I'm going to find clues!"

As Di Ping'an said, he was about to sneak away directly. The empress has been really annoying for the past two days. The empress came to Weibo for a private visit today. I don't know what it is for.
That being the case, why not take the lead in slipping away before the empress has explained the matter clearly? If so, wouldn't she be able to leave herself completely alone!

Seeing that Di Pingan left as soon as he said he would leave, and was about to start sneaking away, the empress couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He came here today to take revenge on Di Pingan, so he just sneaked away like this, so what's the matter!
"Wait a minute, stop for me!"

Seeing that Di Ping'an was about to sneak out of the Wannian County Office, the empress hurriedly said, since when did this kid become so active in doing things, and even started to look for clues on his own initiative, this is not like Di Ping'an's style!
"Your Majesty, do you have any other orders? If there is nothing else, then I will go to find clues!"

Di Pingan turned around and said, but he didn't want to stay in the county government any longer. Now Di Pingan finally understood why the empress insisted on keeping him in Chang'an County as a small county magistrate.

Because in this way, whenever the empress has something to do, she can think of Di Pingan anytime, anywhere, and Di Pingan can't even run!
"Stop for me, I haven't told you to go yet, why are you in a hurry, I know you have a clue about Chen Hai's case, but don't be in a hurry, go and call Xue Dingshan here, let's call again today Back to mahjong!"

The female emperor couldn't help but rolled her eyes for a moment, the purpose of Weifu's private visit to the palace today is only one, and that is to find Xue Dingshan to have another showdown.

After all, in terms of mahjong, the Empress is unwilling to admit that she has lost to anyone. Yesterday, after feeding the cards with the two maids in Shangguan Wan'er Palace, the Empress immediately felt that her mahjong skills had become much stronger. So today I came out to look for Xue Dingshan, it's a shame!
"Your Majesty, there is no need for this!"

But when Di Pingan heard that the Empress actually made this request, he couldn't help panicking immediately. It was not too difficult to find Xue Dingshan to play cards with him, but the problem was that a straight steel man like Xue Dingshan came to play cards with his daughter. , isn't that purely for women to find trouble!
"It's not necessary. If I say it's necessary, it's necessary. Hurry up and go. I'll be waiting here today!"

The Empress immediately raised her brows, and said angrily, losing to Xue Dingshan yesterday was a great defeat in the Empress' life.
This is a huge blow to the empress, so no matter what, the empress must win back today!
(End of this chapter)