Chapter 336, Keep puffing!

"Haha, it's muddy again!"

After touching herself, the expression on the empress's face suddenly became excited. Is this the feeling of playing cards? It's really cool, and playing mahjong is more sensational than fighting the landlord. Isn't the box that is thrown back and forth better than the pieces of paper in Fighting the Landlord?
The two female officials selected by Shangguan Wan'er this time are quite smart, so in this regard, the empress did not make things difficult at all.

Except for a few tricks occasionally, in most cases, even if there are cards, they will not play. After all, the empress is fighting the landlord, but what they are playing is the future of life in the future. Can this be careless? !

The empress who played mahjong this time was called fluttering, and that was called a double score, not to mention the comfort!
Of course, the other two female officials who played cards with the empress were also very happy, because their purpose was not to play cards with the empress from the beginning to the end.
So after clarifying their goals, everything they do next is for their own promotion and fortune. The happier the empress is, the better it is for them!
Of course, Shangguan Wan'er was not so lucky. Shangguan Wan'er who played mahjong this time was also drowsy, and she didn't even perform at a normal level.

Don't get me wrong, the normal level I'm talking about is Shangguan Wan'er's level of handing over cards to the empress in her normal state, and even a few cards that were supposed to be handed over to the empress by him Shangguan Wan'er did not give up, but gave up to the empress. The other two ladies!

"Haha, it seems that I still have great potential in this area, and I feel that I am almost invincible again!"

After winning seven or eight hands in a row, the empress said confidently for a while, although the empress barely played cards, it can be said that she played back and forth. After all, she has played cards with the empress for so long. It's also impossible to not play any cards directly, and let the empress directly come and play the cards in the spring, which is too inconsistent with their standards. How could it be possible to coax the empress so happy with such a simple hand-handling technique?
Moreover, playing mahjong is easier than fighting the landlord. As long as you don't play cards, you can just wait for the queen's tiger card, so the first few hands are almost after the cards on the table are almost drawn, and the queen is reluctant. Strong cards, and as for Shangguan Wan'er, she has actually been able to play several cards in succession!
This card was played until the early hours of the morning, and then under the persuasion of Shangguan Wan'er, the empress reluctantly went to bed. After all, as the king of a country, the empress still has to deal with a lot of things tomorrow, especially tomorrow is the Xiaochaohui. Under such circumstances, the Empress naturally had to go to bed early!
But Shangguan Wan'er didn't pay much attention to it. Coupled with the embarrassing scenes today and the experience of losing cards tonight, Shangguan Wan'er was very upset.
So after putting the empress to sleep, Shangguan Wan'er and the two female officials immediately found a novice, ready to start playing mahjong!

And all of this was naturally carried out without the empress' knowledge, but what Shangguan Wan'er never imagined was that the embarrassing experience she had encountered today would happen again!
In the third watch, at this moment, the empress was already lying in the quilt, with a determined smile on her mouth. Just as the empress was about to fall into a deep sleep, a dull sound suddenly came from the empress' quilt, like a It was like thunder, directly making the empress sleepless!

"puff!"

Feeling the puffing sound, the empress froze for a moment, this is not right, this is definitely not right,
What's going on today? It's okay to fart for so long at the Wannian County Government Office. After all, it's understandable for some uncomfortable parts of the body to appear occasionally.

But it doesn't make sense to fart again when he is going to sleep tonight, after all, Wu Zetian has never had the habit of farting while sleeping!

"Could it be that I ate a bad stomach today? That's not right, I don't seem to have eaten anything today, except for those two sweet potatoes, yes sweet potatoes!"

The empress immediately got up from the bed, moved to the side of the bedroom, and let the sound of gurgling come from her stomach, after all, the empress was already very familiar with this feeling!
And soon Her Majesty the Empress thought about the reason for her abnormal farting behavior today?

After all, the Empress barely ate anything else today. Two roasted sweet potatoes filled her up, but after eating these two roasted sweet potatoes, after about a while, she started to fart.
The empress is [-]% sure now, and [-]% suspicious. This fart has absolutely something to do with roasted sweet potatoes.

"And it's not just me who was rude today, but also Wan'er and Di Ping'an. The two of them also did this after eating roasted sweet potatoes. It's very simple to verify my conjecture. Now just go to Wan'er's room, as long as she is also playing...then..."

The empress immediately decided on what she was going to do. Now in this state, the empress must not be able to go out, so in order to release the gas in her stomach as soon as possible, the empress also actively cooperated, so this puff puff The voice is even louder!

But the two female officials standing outside the empress' palace, guarding the door for the empress, suddenly became suspicious when they heard the dull sound coming from the palace!
"Xiao Qing, have you heard any strange noises coming from His Majesty's bedroom? It's like thunder, a bit like a toad. Could it be that a toad has crawled into your Majesty's bedroom?"

"I don't know, Xiaobai, but there shouldn't be any frogs in this weather, right? This kind of sound... Shall we go in and have a look at His Majesty?"

The two maids named Xiaoqing and Xiaobai got together to discuss immediately, but neither of them had the courage to enter the Empress's bedroom to have a look.
They are the lowest maids in the palace, they are only responsible for keeping watch for His Majesty, and there is a shift system, they only watch the third watch, and this time is about to pass,
(End of this chapter)

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