Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 332 No smelly farts, loud farts don't stink!
From the corner of Di Pingan's eyes, he looked at Shangguan Wan'er for a moment, and saw that Shangguan Wan'er was blushing at the moment, clenched her fists together fiercely, and seemed to want to control herself again, but this kind of thing is not something that Shangguan Wan'er can do. Things that can be controlled, even a master like him, Di Pingan, can't control them, how can Shangguan Wan'er be able to control them?
But Shangguan Wan'er's hard work is really cute, her little face is blushing, and her whole body is working hard, but it's a pity that it doesn't help. As for the empress Wu Zetian at this moment, she is not so Thinking too much, standing between Di Ping'an and Shangguan Wan'er, the empress closed her eyes slightly at the moment, she didn't care that she was farting too, and she seemed to be a little immersed in this feeling!
Di Pingan couldn't help shivering for a moment, saying, this really deserves to be called Her Majesty the Empress, is it so heavy-tasting?
This fart was loud and urgent, but as the saying goes, loud farts don’t stink and don’t make loud farts. The farts of the three of them are very loud at the moment, but if you smell them carefully, it doesn’t seem that smelly!
In fact, Di Pingan has already finished farting. At this moment, only the empress and Shangguan Wan'er are left, and they have not let it go. Just to cover up each other's embarrassment, Di Pingan is still trying to pretend to fart at this moment. After all, the empress and Shangguan Wan'er can't let the Shangguan Wan'er is too embarrassing, isn't she!
After a while, the Empress finally ended at this moment. At this moment, only Shangguan Wan'er was still farting hard. In fact, Shangguan Wan'er should have ended at the same time as the Empress, but the key is Shangguan Wan'er Wan'er has been trying hard to resist,

As the saying goes, if you can't resist some things, you have to learn to enjoy them. If you can't even enjoy them, then there is a big problem!

For example, Shangguan Wan'er, Di Ping'an and the Empress can't stop the loud farts at this moment, so they don't stop it at all, but Shangguan Wan'er is the only one who can't break through her own psychological barrier, and is still trying her best to fight with her farts, so As a result, after Di Ping'an and the Empress had finished playing, Shangguan Wan'er hadn't ended yet!
Di Pingan couldn't help shaking his head at this moment, Shangguan Wan'er's behavior at the moment doesn't look like a female prime minister at all, but it's understandable, girls are thin-skinned, but the empress seems to be a woman too, not as good as Shangguan Wan'er Thin-skinned, the empress seemed to enjoy it when I played it just now!
After waiting for a while, Shangguan Wan'er finally finished the fart. The three of them were a little embarrassed for a while after the fart.
So at the moment, whether it is the empress, Di Ping'an, or Shangguan Wan'er, they are all very embarrassed, but this kind of embarrassment can't be shown, so it seems to be even more embarrassing!
After waiting for a full quarter of an hour, Di Ping'an couldn't bear it anymore. The awkward atmosphere in the air and the smell wafted out.

But this can't be smoked in this environment all the time, can't it, besides, the smell is just not smelly, but it doesn't mean it smells good, and when you think that it's the fart of the three of you, even if it's a psychological effect, you can't smell it Go on, of course the most important thing is that Di Ping'an's breath-holding time has come to an end at this moment, if he continues to hold his breath, even a master like Di Ping'an will not be able to hold it anymore!
Although the atmosphere in the room is still very awkward at the moment, Di Pingan still feels that he must break the cage of the world, and must not let this atmosphere continue to spread!

Breathing out lightly, Di Ping'an said in a deep voice:
"Your Majesty, I have two sets of mahjong here. Your Majesty has just used one. It has been contaminated with His Majesty's dragon aura. I am a complete layman. It is really not suitable for keeping such things with dragon aura. Your Majesty, please take back this mahjong piece!"

Di Pingan only exhaled this breath for a short while, after all, he held this breath for half an hour, and the amount of turbid air in his lungs can be imagined!

"Ping'an's words are not unreasonable. If that's the case, then I will accept it. Wan'er is going back to the palace with this pair of mahjong!"

Hearing Di Ping'an's words, Wu Zetian immediately said with peace of mind, although today's matter is quite embarrassing, as long as everyone is embarrassed, it is not me who is embarrassed.

Ever since, the empress had the cheek to accept this pair of mahjong. For Wu Zetian, this is really not a big problem
"Yes!"

Shangguan Wan'er also let out a breath at this moment, she doesn't have the ability of Di Ping'an, she can hold her breath for half an hour, smelling this smell in the air, Shangguan Wan'er feels that her whole body is a bit stinky !

Seeing that Di Ping'an took the initiative to speak, Shangguan Wan'er also let out a sigh of relief, and then quickly packed up the mahjong on the table. Di Ping'an also helped, found a small box, and stuffed all the mahjong in it. These mahjongs are all made of wood, and they are almost weightless. They are not as heavy as the cans of tea and the two boxes of instant noodles that Shangguan Wan'er packed back a few times ago!

After tidying up the mahjong set, the empress was ready to return to the palace, but before leaving, the empress still said with a little worry: "Safe, tonight!"

As soon as the empress opened her mouth, Di Pingan immediately knew what kind of fart the empress was about to fart, what kind of shit she was about to shit, Jian immediately patted his chest and assured him: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I don't know anything tonight, I have already fallen asleep!"

Seeing Di Ping'an's swearing guarantee,
Satisfied, the Empress took Shangguan Wan'er with her,

Immediately, the two young masters went straight back to the palace in a cool and unrestrained manner.
"Finally, I'm leaving. I'm tired. Is it wrong for me to stay in Chang'an City? It would be great if I could go to Yangzhou. Unfortunately, even if I want to leave, I can't. There is an empress on top of this old brother, this life is hard!"

After the empress and Shangguan Wan'er left, Di Pingan finally breathed a sigh of relief, but it was not easy for Di Pingan to let out this breath!
The empress would visit him privately in micro-service every few days, no one could bear it, but there was nothing he could do if he couldn't!
The most important thing is that Di Ping'an can't leave now even if he wants to. Qiongzhou and Liangzhou are too bitter and cold.
Di Ping'an hasn't made up his mind to go to that kind of bitter cold place yet, but if he stays in Chang'an, the Empress is indeed a bit too annoying!

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(End of this chapter)