Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 319 You Eat the Reincarnation of the Five Grains?

However, after the door of this group of rooms was opened, it was not Cheng Qianzong, Xue Dingshan and the others that appeared in front of Di Pingan, but two people that Di Pingan never expected appeared in front of Di Pingan!
"Master Di, what... are you doing?"

The Empress and Shangguan Wan'er, smelling the smell of roasted sweet potatoes, came straight to the kitchen in the backyard. When they opened the door, they saw a few lumps of mud in front of Di Ping'an. His hands were dirty and his mouth was even more dirty. It's something yellow and blah!
Di Ping'an's appearance made Shangguan Wan'er at a loss for what to say. Just now, the two of them came here smelling the fragrance, but now Di Ping'an's appearance doesn't seem to be making any delicious food. It's just that where did the strange fragrance that wafted in the air come from?

"Sir Shangguan... why are you here?"

Just as Di Pingan took out the sweet potatoes from the firepit, the door opened before he smashed them into pieces. Looking at Shangguan Wan'er who suddenly appeared in front of him, Di Pingan couldn't help but twitch his head. Could it be that the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er made another private visit today, if not, why would the two of them appear here today?
"Master Di is not just me, Mr. Wu is also here, but you are..."

Shangguan Wan'er turned her body slightly so that the figure of Her Majesty the Empress also appeared in front of Di Ping'an. Looking at Her Majesty the Empress in front of her, Di Ping'an was really a little dumbfounded at the moment. No one thought that the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er would actually I will make a surprise attack on him. Is the frequency of private visits by the empress and Shangguan Wan'er in the micro-services these days a bit too high?

It's only been a few days since the last private visit on Weibo, the empress and Shangguan Wan'er are here again?

However, Di Ping'an's surprised look at this moment, in the eyes of His Majesty the Empress, is quite funny, but when Wu Zetian's gaze also noticed the yellowish things on the corners of Di Ping'an's mouth, he suddenly stopped. Shi Shi was stunned for a moment, and then a pair of staring bosses looked at Di Ping'an and asked in a daze:

"Di Pingan, after all, you are also a county magistrate of the seventh grade of the imperial court. Isn't my salary enough for you to eat?" Wu Zetian suddenly asked with a bit of grief,

"Mr. Wu, what do you mean? What did I do?"

Di Ping'an suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, and he didn't understand what Wu Zetian was going to do at this moment!
"Di Ping'an, I never thought that you would have such a hobby. Is it not good for you to drink tea? Is it not good to eat instant noodles? Why do you want to eat this reincarnation of five grains? I am heartbroken!" Time broke down a bit and said!
Di Ping'an's actions made Wu Zetian feel a little heartbroken for a while, and even couldn't look directly at Di Ping'an at this moment. You are a great number one scholar in the Tang Dynasty, and I am going to train you to be the number one auspicious person in the Tang Dynasty!

But you, Di Ping'an, did such a thing. It seems that this literary champion is no longer clean, and I can no longer ask for it. Let's change it!

"It's not me..."

The reincarnation of the five grains!

After hearing what the Empress said, Di Ping'an was stunned for a moment. He is the champion of literature, and even if he is not the champion of literature, even if he just finds someone who can read, he knows what the reincarnation of the five grains is. What do you mean, it's just that Di Pingan never thought that the empress would think that Di Pingan was eating shit at this moment!
Isn't this an international joke?No matter what he did, Di Ping'an couldn't eat shit!
Shit eater, Di Pingan sometimes says this catchphrase, but it is just a catchphrase, no one would eat shit directly, how can you think of me like that, Your Majesty!

"Mr. Di, you really went too far this time, and you can actually make this reincarnation of the five grains so well, alas, you are simply..."

Shangguan Wan'er also said with a bit of a breakdown at the moment, could it be that the fragrance they smelled just now is the yellow and not rubbish thing at the corner of Di Ping'an's mouth at the moment?

If this is the case, then Di Pingan is still really talented, not only has he changed the way of eating tea, but also the most important thing is to have delicious food like instant noodles.
Di Ping'an was able to make that kind of reincarnation of five grains so fragrant, but no matter how fragrant it is, it can't change the essence of shit!
Thinking of this, Shangguan Wan'er suddenly felt a little turbulent in her stomach, and she wanted to vomit!

"Oh, that's all, you can enjoy it slowly here, and I will go first!"

Seeing Di Ping'an at this moment, the empress suddenly felt a little uncomfortable all over her body. She wished she could go back to the palace and take a shower. This thing really can't stay for long, it's too good!

"It's not Mr. Shangguan, Mr. Wu, you misunderstood me, this is not a reincarnation of five grains at all, this is called sweet potato, sweet potato, roasted sweet potato, you know, it's delicious!"

And it's not just the empress and Shangguan Wan'er who collapsed at this moment, even Di Pingan also collapsed. How did you two grow up in your brains? How did these messy things come out? It's a bit unreasonable. Could this thing be shit?If this thing is shit, can I eat it so deliciously?

[Oh, I'm so convinced, I finally got a sweet potato out, and it's still considered shit. I can't live through this day. I wanted to donate this thing. After all, the yield of this thing per mu is as high as three Four thousand catties, as long as it is planted on a large scale, the population of Datang can increase by more than two or three times! 】

[But I never thought that you, Wu Meiniang, would look at me like this. Forget it, I'm tired, let me destroy it! 】

Di Pingan thought for a moment that this was the first time he had encountered such a thing since he was a child. At this moment, Di Pingan really wanted to ask the empress and Shangguan Wan'er, what misunderstanding did you two have about sweet potatoes?
The empress and Shangguan Wan'er originally came following the scent, but after seeing the yellow and not rubbish food residue at the corner of Di Ping'an's mouth, they thought of that direction for a moment, but after listening to After hearing Di Ping'an's heartfelt voice, the woman stopped immediately!
At this moment, what the Empress cares about is not Di Pingan's title to her, nor what Di Pingan said about being tired, destroy it!
But the yield per mu of this thing is as high as three or four thousand catties per mu. If it is planted on a large scale, the population of Datang can increase by more than two or three times!
(End of this chapter)