Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 295 It's good to eat at both ends!
[You're right, you're right, who said I'm going to take the martial arts exam, and I'm going to take the literary exam, so I can't wait for someone to tear me up! 】

[If you hadn't told me that you had to be an official in Chang'an City to investigate the case for you, otherwise you would have sent me to the ends of the earth, and I could have been the magistrate in Wannian County obediently, and I would have gone to my brother's Dali Temple to retire went! 】

Thinking about this point clearly, Di Pingan immediately put on a serious face, and said righteously:

"Thank you for your kindness, Your Majesty, but isn't Your Majesty being too hasty in this matter of martial arts? In my opinion, my second brother Cheng Qianzong is very suitable. My second brother also passed the Jinshi examination this time, although he is No.90. Nine, but it is still on the list, and my second brother has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and his dream is to be the champion of martial arts, please be kind to your majesty, and my second brother's dream will be fulfilled!"

Di Pingan said expectantly for a moment, whoever wants to test this martial arts test, anyway, he doesn't plan to test it!
Di Ping'an's heartfelt complaints were still heard by Her Majesty the Empress,
After hearing Di Ping'an's tactful refusal, and recommending her the candidate for the champion of martial arts, Her Majesty the Empress said angrily:
"Cheng Qianzong can't do it. Although Cheng Qianzong is from a martial arts family, his strength is still a bit weak. There are not a few participants in this martial arts exam. Many people came prepared. I will never let these people pass the martial arts exam." Moreover, Marshal Cheng is the chief examiner for this martial arts exam, and it is inappropriate for his grandson Cheng Qianzong to be the No. [-] scholar in the martial arts exam!"

Hearing that His Majesty the Empress directly vetoed his opinion, Di Pingan quickly continued to recommend: "The minister thinks that the fifth and sixth younger brothers of the minister are also very suitable for the examination of the champion of martial arts. Xiao Li practiced martial arts, his strength is extraordinary and refined, my fifth and sixth younger brothers are named Yuchi Zhenjin and Qin Ying, and they are also from a family of generals, please think carefully, Your Majesty!"

Without further ado, Di Ping'an directly recommended Yuchi Zhenjin and Qin Ying. These two are the grandsons of the gatekeepers of the Great Tang Dynasty. If you take one of them to be the No. [-] Scholar in the martial arts exam, it will not cause criticism!

"no!"

At this moment, the empress sighed again, and vetoed: "I said, this is the first time that martial arts will not only produce a champion in martial arts, but also a champion in civil and martial arts, so this task belongs to you, and you don't have to refuse any more." !"

The female emperor immediately said decisively, never giving Di Pingan a chance to explain:
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to take this task, I will order you to be the magistrate of Qiongzhou now, and immediately, right now, go to Qiongzhou to take up the post!"

Seeing Di Ping'an's evasion in every possible way, the Empress directly used the same old trick again!
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[Why is it Qiongzhou again, do you have any new tricks?When I was given this task last time, he said that he would match me with Qiongzhou, and this time he also matched me with Qiongzhou! 】

After listening to Wu Zetian's arrangement, Di Ping'an felt a little pissed off immediately.

What kind of emperor is this? Can you be a little bit more qualified? It’s not like I can’t do without so many talents in Datang.

What a great opportunity, there are so many people vying for it, and it has to be stuffed in front of me?

I said no, don't want it, isn't this the cramming education method?It is very detrimental to my physical and mental growth, okay?
After Di Ping'an's heartfelt complaints sounded again, Wu Zetian frowned
This kid is a bit pissed off. Could it be that this time he would rather be assigned to Qiongzhou than accept this mission again?
Could it be that I am too harsh on him, is it unreasonable?I have brought a huge benefit to him, how can no one like it?

The number one scholar in civil and military affairs in history is a title that can last forever. Is it true that no one will be tempted by it?
If I knew this was the case, I should have called Di Qing over. With his brother here, the boy would never dare to explode in front of me!

Her Majesty the Empress felt a little uneasy for a moment. She thought that if she caught Di Ping'an's sore foot, she would be able to hold him hard, but she didn't expect that this time it seemed to be a bit of a joke. Go to Qiongzhou, that would be a waste of a talent!

Just when Her Majesty was feeling restless, seeing Di Ping'an who was a little furious, he sighed for a while, and said with some grievances: "Your Majesty, you have to make it up. How can you do it this time in the martial arts exam?" You have to arrange everything for me, and if there is any accident, I mean if I can't do it even with my best efforts, you can't be angry!"

"Uh, don't worry about this, I will naturally arrange it for you!"

Hearing that Di Ping'an had already agreed, the female emperor immediately said, to appease Di Ping'an's emotions, this kid finally agreed, but don't let this kid change his mind again!

But even so, the empress still didn't quite understand, didn't this brat want to blow his hair just now?Why did you figure it out so quickly?

However, the woman did not doubt Di Pingan's change of attitude for too long, because soon, Her Majesty the Empress heard Di Pingan's heart directly!

Di Pingan seemed a little aggrieved and pitiful at the moment. Although he was a little furious just now, after his heart was agitated, Di Pingan figured it out in no time!
[Civil and military champion, let’s be civil and military champion. Obviously, His Majesty has already set his sights on me. If I don’t agree now, I guess my brother will drag me into the room and say that he is in a dark place. When the time comes, the light of righteousness will shine again. I I can't stand my brother's iron teeth and copper teeth! 】

[And no matter what, I can't go to Qiongzhou. That place was a tourist attraction later, but now I don't want to shit, and even if I want to go, my brother will not agree! 】

[Rather than this, it’s better to just discuss this matter with His Majesty, lest there be an empress and an elder brother, double embarrassment, and I have to suffer at both ends pitifully, how bad it is! 】

[It's better to agree to the matter with the empress first, and then you can cry to your brother later, and hand over the matter of cleaning up the laws of Chang'an City to your brother, so you can relax for a while, right? 】

After Di Ping'an finished speaking, the Empress' body froze for a moment!
You brat, I thought you were going to blow your hair, but you are quicker than anyone else, and the pros and cons are so well analyzed.

After eating the good things from my side, I still want to eat some good things from your brother later,
Give the task in your hand to your brother, is this what you should do as a younger brother?
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(End of this chapter)