Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 292 Released a piece of water from the East China Sea!

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I really didn't laugh. I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will never laugh. Please believe me, Your Majesty!"

Di Ping suddenly said with a serious face, did you just laugh when you said I laughed?

No, I won't admit it even if I'm killed, anyway, in my opinion, I just didn't laugh!
After a long time, Di Ping'an suppressed the smile, looked at Wu Zetian who seemed to be still sullen,
Di Ping'an couldn't help persuading him for a moment: "Your Majesty, they are just rascals. Why should Your Majesty be angry with such people?"

"I'm not angry!"

The empress gave Di Pingan a vicious look for a moment!
Di Pingan didn't speak for a while, but he didn't have any slander in his heart and said:

[He also said he wasn't angry, his face turned pale, women are just hypocritical, isn't it just that they have been duped by a profiteer, what's the big deal, who hasn't been duped twice in this life! 】

After complaining in his heart, Di Ping'an couldn't help but think of the Landlords he played just now. Looking at the angry empress in front of him, Di Ping'an couldn't help thinking:
"Your Majesty, I just invented a small game called Doudizhu. I wonder if Your Majesty is interested?"

"Fighting the Landlord?"

The female emperor couldn't help frowning for a moment, she just felt a little baffled, what kind of landlord is fighting so well!
However, in view of Di Ping'an's outstanding achievements in eating, drinking and having fun, the Empress still asked with great interest: "Fighting the Landlord, why?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Dou Dizhu is a casual card game invented by the minister. It is simple and easy to play. Please take a look, Your Majesty..."

Di Ping took time to find out the deck of cards he played just now!

The playing cards were not exchanged by Di Ping'an's questioning system. After all, the simple craft of playing cards can be made even by craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty. Just find some thicker paper!
"Please look, Your Majesty, there are 54 cards in this deck, which are divided into four colors of hearts, spades, squares, and clubs. Each suit has thirteen cards from one to ten, and hooks, rings, and tops. And Xiao Wang, the gameplay of this game is like this..."

Di Ping'an explained very clearly, and the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er listened very seriously at the moment, after all, a card game like poker sounds very interesting.
And it's not as simple and boring as the dice pai gow in those casinos. It seems that there are quite a few tactics in it. The formation of troops and the combination of each other can achieve the point of winning by surprise!
After Di Pingan finished talking about the rules of Fighting the Landlords, his addiction to cards was hooked just now. Looking at the empress and Shangguan Wan'er in front of him, Di Pingan couldn't help asking:
"Your Majesty, as the saying goes, it's better to see it with your hands than to see it a thousand times. Why don't you give it a try, Your Majesty, and see how this Dou Dizhu is!"

"That's fine, Wan'er, you can come too, this Dou Dizhu needs three people!"

After listening to Di Ping'an's introduction to Doudizhu, the Empress actually felt a little itchy in her heart, but she didn't say it out, but since Di Ping'an asked for it, she might as well have a play, after all, I am also following the common people What you want, if you insist on saying it, it is a traitorous minister in power, harming the country and the people!

"It's Your Majesty!"

Shangguan Wan'er was smart and sensitive, Di Ping'an only said it once, naturally he had almost memorized the rules of fighting the landlord, and now he couldn't help but start to feel a little itchy!
The rules of poker are relatively simple. Empress and Shangguan Wan'er got started very quickly. After playing only two hands, they suddenly became more familiar, such as straights, pairs, bombs, airplanes, three belts, one four Everything with one will be there!
After playing a few poker games, Di Ping'an intentionally gave in. Basically, Her Majesty the Empress won all of them. She immediately coaxed Wu Zetian into a smile, as if everyone was pleasing to the eye. My heart is finally relieved!
After playing poker for a whole noon, Her Majesty the Empress didn't know how many hands she won. Di Ping'an was already expressionless when she released the water. Anyway, the Empress can't afford to play cards!
"One point! I won again!"

I don't know how many times later, the empress threw out the last card in her hand, and Di Pingan didn't even look at the two twos left in her hand, and immediately praised: "Your Majesty is so powerful, Doudizhu has already played!" It's amazing, I'm ashamed of myself!"

Di Ping'an said, but he was already scolding in his heart!

[Is there any mistake, this Doudizhu is so attractive, who said that being an emperor is hard, but being a good emperor is even harder. I think Her Majesty the Empress has a lot of free time, otherwise she will be fine all day long. Dress up as a man and come out for a private interview! 】

[It’s good now, I’m addicted to playing Doudi Zhu, one top player, I have two second ones, do you know that these dozens of waters for you can fill the entire East China Sea! 】

Di Ping'an couldn't help but feel a little scolded after dozens of blows in a row. The first dozen or so blows are fine, just treat it as a way to make a child happy.

But you can’t always be like this, you can’t always win because you are the emperor, you also win when you are a landlord, and you also win when you are a farmer.

There are so many big cards in my hand, I can't think of them, they suffocate me to death,
It's okay to hold back a handful or two, I've held back dozens of times, I can't hold it anymore!
……

"That stinky boy!"

Hearing Di Ping'an's heartfelt complaints all of a sudden, the Empress couldn't help but turn pale at this moment, and the action of drawing cards in her hand froze for a moment. She thought she was very skilled at playing cards, but Di Ping'an and Shangguan Wan'er were beating Di Ping'an and Shangguan Wan'er. Mother, I don't even have a chance to play a card, but now it seems that these two people are giving way to me!

Before understanding this matter, Her Majesty the Empress was still very interested in these poker cards. After all, these four suits and thirteen cards, in the eyes of Her Majesty the Empress, seemed like a soldier and a general. Play a stronger role, after all, even if it is the strongest point and two, but there are four threes, they can also defeat the opponent,

The empress thought that the reason why these dozens of hands were won so easily was because of her strong ability in arranging troops, so she played poker so smoothly, but she never expected that even Di Pingan was so cunning. Started flattering myself.

"Forget it, I won't come, it's boring!"

Knowing the truth, the female empress drew the hand of the cards back immediately, and threw the cards in her hand angrily!
(End of this chapter)