Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 291, Teaching the Empress to Play Cards!

And the empress felt that this was a great opportunity to understand the people's sentiments in Chang'an, so she fell into the trap of this fake cigarette dealer!
And how should I put it, this can't be said to be cheated, the main reason is because the empress and Shangguan Wan'er go out, and they never bring money!

After all, the whole world belongs to Her Majesty the Empress. Let me ask her what she was doing with the money when she went out, and then such an embarrassing scene happened. The counterfeit cigarette dealer lit his own fake cigarettes. intend to

But the goatee saw that the empress and Shangguan Wan'er were wearing silk and satin, which were extremely rich, so he planned to cheat these two young masters, but he didn't expect that these two sons turned out to be masters who didn't have any money on them. , this goatee can be described as angry and anxious

And at this time, Di Ping'an happened to meet the Wannian County Yamen servants who had been sent out to search for a case all over Chang'an City, so they got the case back, and this embarrassing scene happened now!

After listening to Shangguan Wan'er's explanation, Di Ping'an couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and laughed wildly in his heart for a moment:

【Haha, I didn't expect that Her Majesty the Empress of the Tang Dynasty would fall into the hands of a counterfeit cigarette dealer. Interesting, this is so interesting! 】

[Who told you Wu Zetian to come out for a private visit on Weibo when you have nothing to do? I don’t know if Chang’an is big, so it’s not easy to live in it?I've been deceived now, hahaha! 】

Di Pingan laughed wildly in his heart for a moment, but on the face he still pretended that nothing happened. After all, it is all right to smile in his heart, but he must not laugh out loud. After all, he still has his own brother, but both To make a living under the hands of the empress,
There is a saying in Blue Star's workplace, that is, don't mess with your boss when you mess with anyone, because he will wear small shoes for you. Even if you have to offend a boss, you must never offend a female boss, because The female boss may wear small shoes for you for a lifetime!

But what Di Ping'an didn't even think of was that his thoughts never escaped the control of His Majesty the Empress!
After hearing Di Ping'an's heartfelt voice, the empress's nose was almost crooked at this moment!

Good boy, if you have the guts to laugh at me, I will write down this account!

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"My lord, please be the master for me. There is no reason why you don't pay the bills when you buy things. No matter where you go, you can't justify it. Look at these two guys, wearing gold and silver, and most of them look like rich people, but who would have thought You don’t give money for buying things, how can you say that there is no reason for this!”

This goatee who sells fake cigarettes is also worthy of being a talker who walks around the streets, and he speaks quite neatly. No wonder he is not afraid of going to the door to file a lawsuit!
Hearing the goatee's accusation, Di Pingan almost couldn't help laughing out loud at this moment!

Boy, do you know who you are offending now?How dare you speak in such a tone?
Thanks to Shangguan Wan'er who reminded the Empress to maintain her status, otherwise you will be sent to prison in minutes!

"Shut up, you counterfeit cigarette dealer, I haven't troubled you yet, but you came to the door on your own initiative! These genuine cigarettes are clearly only sold at the two Haidilao hotpot restaurants on Zhuque Avenue. The cigarettes in your hand are from Where did you come from? Even if I don’t look at it, I know that the cigarettes in your hands must be counterfeit and shoddy products. A profiteer like you has the face to point fingers and make irresponsible remarks in front of this official. Give this counterfeit cigarette dealer a [-]-beating blow, confiscate all counterfeit cigarettes, and drive him out of the county government hall!"

Di Ping angrily clapped the gavel in his hands for a moment, and said murderously, it was not because the counterfeit cigarette dealer touched his own interests,
After all, the genuine cigarettes sold by Di Pingan and the counterfeit cigarettes serve completely two markets, and these counterfeit cigarettes will not affect the sales of Di Pingan cigarettes at all.
After all, real rich people are definitely willing to eat real cigarettes that cost one tael each, and they will never buy a few tree leaves to satisfy their hunger like ordinary people!
Of course, this number is one size, and the counterfeit cigarette dealer still needs to be cracked down. After all, who made this counterfeit cigarette dealer directly offend Her Majesty the Empress at this moment?

What Di Pingan did in disguise was equivalent to saving the life of the counterfeit cigarette dealer, otherwise, if the empress got angry, the counterfeit cigarette dealer might have to kneel on the spot!
As soon as the old man spoke, there was no place for the goatee to quibble, and he was immediately dragged out of the county government hall by two burly yamen servants, beaten with thirty sticks, and only the mountainside beard was crying. land,
After beating up the goatee and throwing it out of the county government just like that, Di Pingan didn't take the goatee seriously. He's just a small counterfeit cigarette dealer. How could he go against the sky!
It's just that what Di Ping'an didn't expect was that the matter has only just begun now!
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After chasing away the counterfeit cigarette dealer, Di Pingan waved all the other people out of the county government office immediately, and then ordered the ten imperial guards to guard the county government hall,

After he brought His Majesty the Empress to the county government office, and there was no one around, Di Pingan said with a suppressed smile: "Di Pingan, I greet Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live!"

Even though the counterfeit cigarette dealer has been dealt with by Di Ping'an at this moment, Wu Zetian's expression on his face is still very unhappy.
There is no way, I was going out in a hurry to experience the sufferings of the world and understand the people's sentiments, but I didn't expect to be taught a lesson by the people as soon as I got in touch with them!
It's hard to imagine, if it wasn't for Di Ping'an today, I don't know how far this matter will go. If it ends up forcing him to reveal his identity as the empress, it's not the end.
The dignified empress did not pay for shopping in the street. I am afraid that a version like this will soon spread throughout Chang'an City. After all, the empress can't understand the gossip ability of the people in Chang'an!
"why are you laughing?"

Just looking at Di Ping'an's suppressed smile at the moment, the female emperor suddenly became even more angry!

"Report to Your Majesty, the minister is not smiling!"

Di Pingan covered his mouth for a while, and he could hold it back, but when Wu Zetian asked, Di Pingan really couldn't hold it anymore. Please, Your Majesty, can you stop asking such ridiculous questions in the future? It's hard to control, okay?

"You still said that you didn't laugh, you were so happy, you thought I didn't know what you were thinking!"

A mass of black lines suddenly appeared on the head of the empress, watching Di Ping'an's silver teeth grinding, she wished she could tear Di Ping'an up and bury her in the ground right now!
(End of this chapter)