Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 240 A Pun!
As a result, Di Ping'an, who had just walked out of the imperial study room, hurried back again!

In the imperial study room, the empress looked at Di Ping'an who turned back again, and a smile was drawn on the corner of her mouth.

Let you Di Ping'an be as cunning as a fox, cheating and being lazy, but there are only two words in front of me,
Take it easy!

"Ping An, didn't I ask Wan'er to take you out of the palace? Why did you come back again? Did you forget to take something?"

The empress said lightly, but she didn't look up at Di Ping'an at all, but kept looking at a document in front of her!
Di Pingan glanced up, and saw that the document in front of the empress seemed to contain the names of people and places.

【This kid, isn't this just allocating places for Jinshi?Good guy, thank you for coming early, otherwise I would have gone to Liangzhou! 】

In Di Ping'an's heart, time was like a big grass, thanks to his timely arrival, thanks to Shangguan Wan'er saying hello to him,

Otherwise, at that time, I would really have no place to cry. Although it was because I was looking backwards, I couldn’t see the whole picture of this document, but Di Ping’an can guarantee that this is definitely the list of Jinshi assignments. ah!

……

I just heard the empress say, did I forget to take something,
Di Ping'an was taken aback for a moment, the Empress seemed to have a pun in her words!
Before Di Ping'an understood what the empress was talking about, she saw that the empress stretched her waist slightly, showing her perfect figure, then picked up a cup of tea on the table, took a sip, and muttered to herself He said: "This tea is really good, but unfortunately there are not many tea leaves left!"

sweat!
Di Ping'an was speechless for a while, he was also a top scholar, at this moment, he couldn't figure out what the empress was punning about.
It's just that Di Ping'an didn't even think that the empress would do this to him even after beating him to death!
But then a flattering smile appeared on Di Ping'an's face, and he said cleverly:
"Reporting to Your Majesty, I just remembered that when I entered the palace today, I originally prepared the first-class West Lake Longjing, the top Dahongpao, and several kinds of tea leaves for Your Majesty. I was in a hurry and was eager to enter the palace to meet the saint, but I forgot those tea leaves, I really deserve death, and I specially report to His Majesty, please allow me to present the tea leaves!"

"Well, Ping An has a heart, then I will not be polite!"

The female emperor nodded suddenly, with a smile on her face, and looked at Shangguan Wan'er behind Di Ping'an,
A smile appeared on Shangguan Wan'er's face for a moment, and she secretly gestured to Her Majesty the Empress!
Seeing this, the empress smiled even more,

Isn't that right?

There is only half a can of tea left after I drank it, so I will make up for it again!

And this time the replenishment, listen to the name, West Lake Longjing, Dahongpao, it sounds like a good product!

Sure enough, the potential of men is infinite, as long as you are willing to squeeze, you can still squeeze it out, it depends on how much effort you put in!

"Your Majesty, please don't be polite. If Ping An has any new products in the future, you must be the first to honor Your Majesty!"

Di Pingan immediately said seriously, although he also feels sorry for his tea, but in most cases, tea is really not a good thing for Di Pingan
Because to ensure enough sleep time in a day, you can't drink too much tea. After all, tea is refreshing, and Di Pingan still has good tea in his hands. In terms of consumption alone, Di Pingan can't consume much.

"En!" The Empress finally nodded in satisfaction!

Seeing the Empress nodded, Di Pingan immediately put down a big stone in his heart, and hurriedly asked earnestly:
"Your Majesty, I feel that the few opinions I said before are quite unreliable, so I reflect on myself carefully, and I still feel that I will follow His Majesty's arrangements. Effectiveness, I wish I could do my best for His Majesty, please Your Majesty must fulfill this little wish of my Majesty!"

At this moment, Di Ping'an didn't expect the empress to arrange himself in Dali Temple or other easy positions. As long as he didn't give himself a job in the frontier, it would be a blessing from God!

Looking at Di Pingan with a courteous expression, how could the Empress not know what Di Pingan wanted to ask?
But I'm happy and happy today, and I've got what I want, so let's give this kid a little bit of sweetness!

"Naturally, no matter what you say, Ping'an, you are the number one scholar hand-picked by me. You should stay in Chang'an City and listen to me!" The empress nodded, giving Di Ping'an a more accurate answer!

When Di Pingan heard it, before he had time to think about anything else, he nodded in a hurry:

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for fulfilling this small wish!"

"It's okay, you are the number one scholar, so I will naturally take good care of you. If you have nothing to do, you can go down first. By the way, remember to bring a few more cans of that West Lake Longjing Dahongpao!"

The empress nodded, not forgetting to ask Di Pingan to prepare the tea!

A big stone in Di Ping'an's heart was finally put down, and it was only at this time that he had time to complain in his heart!
[It's really not easy for me to be the No. [-] scholar in the exam. I was almost sent to the border by the empress! 】

[However, this seems to be a bit wrong. I heard from my brother that the top [-] in the imperial examination have the opportunity to stay in Chang'an. As for the top [-] in the imperial examination, they are all candidates for various government offices. They have been in the court for several years. , and then he will be released to be a magistrate or something. The starting point is much higher than that of the county magistrate. No matter how I say it, I have won the first prize in the exam. There is no reason for me to go directly to Liangzhou! 】

[Gah, I won’t be fooled, right? The empress was embarrassed to ask me for tea, and then called me here just to give me some advice. It’s time to send tea to the empress. What is this? official? 】

[I, Di Ping'an, am a dignified champion no matter what, how can I be so lonely that I want to use tea to buy an official from the empress?And it only gave me a guarantee, and I didn't even know what kind of official I was. I lost all my small money in this business! 】

Di Ping'an had a gloomy look on his face, there was no reason for this whole thing!
Wu Zetian was secretly happy at the moment, but after hearing Di Ping'an's heartfelt voice, his face darkened instantly.

Didn't I just ask how many cans of tea you wanted?The last time Wan'er took the tea from your house, I have almost drunk it, and you don't know to send me some in advance, I can't keep asking you for it, it seems that this empress does not have your safe baby How similar!
How did you, Di Ping'an, become my buyer and seller?
Her majesty, the empress with a gloomy face, turned dark and drove Di Ping'an away!
This stinky boy is really not good at all, so many benefits are given to him for nothing!
(End of this chapter)